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Gay ppl r cool and funny
I'm cool wit them so far they dont make a pass at me

P.S:
Gay Dudes in nigeria are the only ones ive seen that will walk up to you and ask u if u wanna f**k

@ Dauchman
pls use ur internet and check what Shingo Takatsuka said in a press conf. in germany in regards to creating 300 more movements(used to be only 8 movements). Would have checked it for u but kinda busy now

candylips:
i have never been able to do those combos. i just use brute force when i play

lol . . . its very easy

To do a Legover:
While you're running press L1 twice(quickly)

False body movement:
Hold R2 & press down twice(quickly)

If you want to lift the ball (helps you when the other team want to tackle you):
Hold R2 & quickly press left then right(or back and forward)

While the other player is in front of you, you can ball move backwards with the ball:
Hold R2 & quickly press the back button twice

Dauchman:
@ tboy1
O! Let me guess EA stole it from them. Means that even in industrial espionage they still beat Konami. In what year did they come up with that? And dude its not 300 additional movements but now you can move 360 degrees making for fluid movement and dribbling.

its actually 300 not 360, u'll hardly notice the difference btw 300 and 360 so they'll just tell you its 360

Dauchman:
Let me give you guys a little hint on what to expect next month from Fifa. Have u ever wondered why it is so difficult to move in all directions on any soccer game? Well FIFA 10 would end all that next month. A new age in soccer games has finally arrived, thanks to EA sports. I had the opportunity of playing FIFA 10 on one of EA's roadshows in Canada, my mouth is still wide open till this moment. For Konami to surpass dat they would need to give us live football.

u guys really dont know your shit . . .
Konami came up with this concept before FIFA, the solution was to add more movements and also include individual misleading moves(will be used when trying to dribble). Before you can only move a player in 8 directions but now with 300 additional movements included, you can move in any direction you want.

moonraker:
or are just making uo stuff,  when i say gameplay, i mean formations, wing play etc,
Question to PES fans; So becos you can score goals easily, thats y u think PES is good??
just try fifa 09 in world class and u will understand the true meaning of football,  case closed

You've just showed the whole NL users you know nothing about PES.
Mr moonwalker, my 7yr old nephew knows its easier to score goals on FIFA compared to PES

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=62969.msg4518910#msg4518910 date=1252597837]Better go n buy FIFA.
There are about 6 FIFA fans on NL and we are hoping to start a league soon.[/quote]Lai Lai . . . . not after wasting 39.99gbp on that non realistic game una call FIFA
Im sticking to my PEShope they dont disappoint me oooo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=62969.msg4518773#msg4518773 date=1252596917]FIFA kicks PES off the road with their brilliant game-play and other online features.
I have been a PES fan until October 2006 when they made PES 6. . . . .That has to be the biggest scam in the gaming world[/quote]We'll neva agree on dis issue because u're a FIFA fan and im a PES fan
Lets wait till 23/10/09 and we'll all watch u switch to PES
just make sure u gimme ur PSN id, i need to make an example out of someone on NL

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=62969.msg4518773#msg4518773 date=1252596917]U are fixing the wrong game[/quote]no im not, I agree PES has been slacking but only since 2008

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=62969.msg4518676#msg4518676 date=1252596200]Gameplay and Online = PES??
What planet are you from??
Online gaming on PES is epileptic.
What you get is lagging whenever your opponent is in another country.
FIFA whups PES by a country mile.
PES has deteriorated since PES 6.[/quote]I knew u'll show up to defend your FIFA 
I've got/play both games and IMO - PES gameplay is better , online is better also (maybe because i only play folks in europe) and i've got no problem yet. Played FIFA Online a couple of times and it was worse than PES

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=62969.msg4518676#msg4518676 date=1252596200]PES has deteriorated since PES[b]08[/b][/quote]Fixed

[quote author=A-town link=topic=62969.msg4517483#msg4517483 date=1252588479]Let me end this discussion once and for all. I started with PES (International supersstar soccer) on Super Nintendo back in the dayz before it metamorphosed into PES and Winning Eleven.
PES used to be the best. It no longer is. FIFA has finally caught up with PES.
Those of you still on ps2 and the likes may not know this but if you move up to PS3 you will realize the difference.
FIFA became better from the release of 08 on the PS3. PES 2008 on the other hand was a disaster. THe online play was riddled with problems and a lot of people were dissapointed.
I used to be a PES fan. The truth is that FIFA is now better. PES has lost a lot of fans due to their lack lustre performance on NExt Generation Consoles[/quote]Gameplay and Online=PES
Graphics,Licensing,Team/Players and Better Commentators = FIFA

I play football games for the gameplay [/b]only so for now im a PES fan till FIFA's gameplay is better and judging by the reviews on PES2010, i might be a PES fan for a while

P.S: If you're not happy with the PES correct kits and some stadiums etc, try and buy [b]PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER OPTION FILE UPDATE PS3 it cost 3GBP and you'll see the following changes once you've downloaded the CD:

- All English and international transfers 100% complete
- All Promotions and Relegations done
- All correct player names (including a lot of player name/back of shirt name fixes)
- All badges and kits (Including home, away, goalkeeper, name and number markings)
- Added missing players
- All national team kits done with badges, kit sponsers and name and number markings
- All correct player numbers
- All League and Stadium names corrected
- Master League's league names have been changed
- Fake/duplicate national team players removed
- Hundreds of appearance (builds and scans) accessory/boots/hairstyle changes
- Full club and national team chants

Your partner is hiding something from you

yemium:
i have googled a million times. the answers are too big for the project.

to be honest u really dont even need google . . . no one can answer this for you.
i have a project i did in my final yr- remote control dimmer switch using radio frequency - this has some electronics in it so dont know if its useful. Did a pizza shop website in my second yr- u might wanna look into something like dat

Google

Troynow:
Please can anyone tell me of any series movie with a lot of sex scenes in it, i wud rily appreciate it,

Nip/Tuck

@ Post
Just started Burn Notice- Season 3

This is probably one of the funniest thing ive seen on FB.

Summary: So this dude went clubbing and met dis lady, they later decided to go to his place and he probably thought he'll be getting some, only for the chick to steal his car(while he was getting kebab for her. . . lmfao)

https://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/942/51/n125181304191_4452.jpg
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=125181304191 

Here is the Description of this Group(created by the dude who got jacked)

PLS LETS ALL COME TOGETHER TO PUT THIS THIEF BEHIND BARS, SHE IS STILL AT LARGE AND THE POLICE ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR HER DUMB ASS…, PLS DO APPROACH HER IF YOU SEE HER BUT WITH CAUTION. JUST CALL THE POLICE. IT WOULD ALSO BE A GOOD GESTURE TO DEDICATE YOUR PROFILE PIC FOR A DAY, TO THE PRETTY THIEF EMSHEY AS THIS WOULD CREATE MORE AWARENESS AS TO HOW SERIOUS THIS ISSUE OF CAR THEFT IS. IT WOULD ALSO GENERATE MORE INTEREST WHICH WOULD EVENTUALLY LEAD TO THE CAPTURE OF THE RUNNING PIG EMSHEY!

funkydot:
Why are you guys hating on Basketmouth [b]Everyone has a mentor you know and Chris R may very well be his.Duh! [/b]The bloody guy is smiling to the bank every show, original jokes or not and y'all are hanging at nland hating on him.Pls get a life.He's the best around.

I just read dis, U're really funny

funkydot:
Why are you guys hating on Basketmouth Everyone has a mentor you know and Chris R may very well be his.Duh! The bloody guy is smiling to the bank every show, original jokes or not and y'all are hanging at nland hating on him.Pls get a life.He's the best around.

Hating on BasketMouth  
Read the thread well before u make a comment on ppl's post
BasketMouth steals ppls jokes(its ok if this just a tiny %) but when all the shit im erein from him is not his material then i'll write this again - BASKETMOUTH is not creative, he's funny but lacks creativity

africhika:
do high maintainence folks get more dates over those who are more, shall i say simple? are they more attractive?

No they dont.
An Average guy will not want to date a high maintainence chick unless he's prepared to trick

blackspade:
I thought Peckham was Little Lagos? or was it Yorubatown? I'm confused.

They've all move to thamesmead . . . cheaper newly built apartments

The Best Man

chai see what naija women r doing to some grown men 

@ Poster
This is not a big deal. The only thing making you write this essay is because u didnt hit it first. Like u said she said u should come enjoy, so go and ENJOY her and you'll definately feel alot better.

No beat the girl ooooo, she not worth it.

faakay:
This movie bad,
Technology dey oo

LOL . . . i so wish dey mistakenly deliver that phone to moi

Highest:
My name is Chika,  male, 28, I stay in portharcourt, I am seriously looking for a serious, caring n a loving woman that really wants to enjoy her relationship in every aspect n also wants a true luv, I am caring, loving n fun to be with, u can reach me on 08038358602 or chibytes@yahoo.com for more info about me n lets hook up for the fruitful relationship that u will forever enjoy

yeah right . . . u're just looking for some *****

Echelon Conspiracy

Dark Blue
American Dad
College Hill - just finished College Hill(Atlanta), currently watchin College Hill(South Beach)

naijababe2:
pls do anyone know about application forms for british passports?? pls i need advice AND information seriously, if u knw more abt uk passports application, pls pls dont hesistate to comment here and we communicate later,

u in nigeria or uk?
Most of the info u need is here:
http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Passports/Applyingforyourfirstadultpassport/DG_174100

lekanjohn:
I go hustle my money,u go follow me chop am, na me bring u come Lagos ?,I resemble your father ?,

It ain't trickin if you got it

Innociola:
for me the best is I go die
I used to like Basket mouth but i went to dis london show and he only did three good jokes
one of the good jokes though was not his material.
It was a chris rock one - who lies more women or men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02PIW-A-XMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDIT10TZNro&feature=related
that upset me coz we Nigerians already got a bad reputation round the world for fraud and now our comedians are doing 419 on other comedians jokes.  So now for me hes the worst.

Thats what ive been trying to explain to some ppl ere ooooo
90% of his jokes are not his own . . . if u watch more US StandUp comedy shows you'll know basketmouth is not creative at all and most of his jokes are stolen from there . . .

If he's got the money and just being stingy - Break up wit him
If he's not got the money - Its ur decision to either stick wit him(and hope his situation will change) or Break up wit him and look for a guy that will take care of u financially

candylips:
wetin u wan carry indian girl do

MrCrackles:
Rowdy collection tshirts are nice. .

yep love their designs