₦airaland Forum

@ sillyme
If you're not happy wit yoruba men, leave them alone!!!

@ Debosky
Im tellin ya, i nearly went mad that day, the second time i smoked i made sure i was not alone and i had locked all the doors in the house. Unfortunately the second one was bad because thats when i noticed weed makes you a dude Hot. . . imagine getting hard by watching telly tubby

OMO IBO:
i hang out with guys and some women who smoke and drink all sorts but i just never did any.
i must say though, those who smoke and drink are fun to be with.

because those ppl you see are in their own world

Used to smoke it . . . has its advantage and disadvantage
If you smoke or did use to smoke it . . . we should write our experience on the first time we tried it

Well here is mine . . .
Smoked it at my friends house and at first i thought i was not feeling anything so i took more puffs 
First thing i noticed was that i thought my soul was leaving my body and i could see myself sitting on the sofa . . . next thing i told my friend was 'pls if i go mad, no let me out the door ooooo, unless you wont find me again ' they all laughed. Ohh Boy, i thought i was gonna go mad (i was thinking all sorts of things and making random mathematical calculations in my head  ) and still trying to control my soul from leaving my body
After a couple of hrs , i was still high but could control myself a lil bit, so my friends and i decided to walk to KFC cus we were all so hungry . . . it was until i got to kfc i noticed i had walked bout 7mins bare-footed 

Naeto c's album is not on the List

Someone trying to make the same decision:
Job or Masters:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-245038.0.html

No communication and it was only based on Sex

tope2000:

Im not jare
people are mistaking my niceness with being a flirt

niceness with being a flirt ehnnnnnnn . . .
Tope you r a flirt, after you is MissyB

Ben20001:
[size=14pt]Who dey win?[/size]

Tope2000 = Biggest Flirt
Adam Brody = Most Delusional
Eyonigger = Worst Thread Maker  - He even nominated himself

blomindiva:
A guy claims to love a girl,[b]yet he dosnt treat her rite [/b]and finds it difficult to express his feelins to her.Do you think this is LOVE?

Forget bout the other stuffs u wrote and concentrate on this.
If your guy does nt treat u rite, leave him - Its not rocket science
I still wonder why ppl stay in relationships when they're not happy, life is too short

BTW: He might be treating someone else right

Best Female Poster: Sistawoman,Daphoenix,Osisi,Spikedcylinder

Best Male Poster: Debosky,Sharon

Nicest Member: Ibkaye,Siena,MissyB,Mukina

Best Newbie (Registered in January 2009)

Classiest Member: Mohawchick,Spikedcylinder

Member Who Should Post More Often: Adam Brody

Most Delusional Member: Tumfulu,Glorina,May kelly,AdamBrody,kliplemet

Member Who's Most Likely To Be A Good Parent and Lover Now/In The Future:

Most Popular Member: Sharon,MrCrackles,Osisi,Funmi,Davidylan

Most Comedic Member: Adam Brody

Most Predictable Member: Davidylan,MrCrackles,Chamotex

Best Thread Maker: Funmi,Osisi

Worst Thread Maker: Kliplemet,Eyonigger

Wittiest Member: Davidylan,4Play

Biggest Flirt: Tope2000,MissyB

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  
eboue will be dancing makosa all the way home today .  .  . clean finish by eboue

wow . . .
vela is not d kinda player 2 b sitting on the bench . . .
1st class finish  

YEMINEM:
Before i used to think Winning Eleven was the best on any platform but now i am a Pro Evo die hard
PRO EVO any day
FIFA is out of the way, its totally crap
quote me

Quote you
Winning Eleven is PES

OMO IBO:
nice one man. im presently studying for ITIL.
should be done and dusted in a couple of weeks

Funny enough thats the next thing on my to do list.
Got the 5 books already but havent had time to start jacking

Anyways, goodluck wit ur examz bro

Its not only through ATM those ppl can steal ur money.
They can easily steal it through any PDQ machine - all they need is someone who works in the PDQ operations centre in nigeria, they'll configure the PDQ to store ur details including ur PIN, then the worker installs this same PDQ anywhere e.g bars, cinema, eatery etc.
End of the month they go back to the PDQ, remove the data and clone cards using ur details.
These ppl make millions a day in Nigeria a day.

Solution: Dont use ur pin or card anywhere, if u need cash enter the bank

Its correct

xbernardx:
i have never had it well with ladies, i believe am cool facially (check www.xbernardx.8k.com), i no am romantic and not bad on bed but things usually end up AAAAAAAAAHHHH. well i am lookinf gor female friends to chat with me cos am always online or to talk with me at nite (thur, fri and sat only) maybe this will make a difference since we are not seeing physically but virtually
flowfreelywitme@yahoo.com (chat account)
08039697776
08078932132

LOL . . . 
what happened 2 d other days of the week?

[quote author=fine_wine link=topic=243533.msg3554865#msg3554865 date=1236344517]hope that hausa translation is corect?[/quote]lol . . . daide ne

Hausa: Ba abunda ya ke farua

Damnnnnnnnnn . . .
Personally this is not even bout rihanna and chris, but bout a dude hitting a lady so bad, the most annoying thing is this hypocritical RoosterDrinker had the nerve to go on oprah and talk shit bout how his mum was beaten up . . . Hope he doesnt get a pass on dis one

MrCrackles:
Fraud boys should be a source of worry to because at the end of the day, they work with spoof and fictitious workers creators
Ghost workers cant be eradicated at the moment, payments will still be made to "them" but hopefully the process can keep it to a lowest minimum
As long as the technology is effective and running smoothly coupled with the fact that everyone is happy, then its all kosher!

Believe me brov, when it comes to state govt, fraud boys are the least of ur worries
Still a good move by the govt

@ Poster

Very Good News
Hope all states follow this method of payment

MrCrackles:

Hopefully fraud boys and incompetent technology maintenance wont derail the whole idea!

Its not the fraud boys we should b worried bout, its the state dept creating spoof workers

Send him a text and let him know you'll be there to support him in anyway u can

Keep the baby

DeReloaded:
tboy, you're whining cos you have a grudge. case closed. she's not the first nor will she be the last to make fun of celebs. Posting private pics of a BOARD MEMBER however is juvenile and the fact that it's by a dude proves once again that majority of Naija's closet homosexuals are on NL

Grudge? Against who?
Go back and read what i wrote bout the dude putting her pic up

DeReloaded:
what a retarded way to retaliate. Too many gays on NL sef.
she bash other people's, so? where were you when the whole world bashed ennyluv's pic? Why didnt you play "voice of the oppressed" then?

So i have to be online everytime they're bashing ppl's pic
and what d hell does "voice of the oppressed" have to do wit my comment
If you're looking for someone who'll trade insults wit u, you're on ur own miss  

NaJa HaJe:
Am really proud of you!!!!!
How much did you pay to sit for Prince 2?

Thanks. I did the foundation - i think it was less than 200gbp cant remember
But u can get discount if you do the 2 exams together, probably pay around 500gbp