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Still lurking...

From what i can see, they r still within 'engulfing' distance.. prbbly trying to take sm snapshots 4 NL

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.. Magnetic!!!

No b jungle we dey? Stupid NA.

... What is d cause of d xplosion?i Jst hope there ' s no loss of life...

That's hw it shld be... Vry soon, nigerians will find d zone vry vry lucrAtive n conducive for business

Hmmm

Back in the days,at secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry.
During the exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%.The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or 2nd to be
called out.One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had
not been called out.
Everyone kept looking at me asking:
"Guy wats up?"
"How you take do am?"
And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, He
had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered.
The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me.
It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,
"There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that
scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come out now and get it".Then i FAINTED!

World trade centers abuja.. 28 and 25 story buildings, 158 m and 150m

Lol, Channel O

. Still trying to dig this. Stale news joor

.. Ok, and so d movie continues, sm ppl will b on d run nw

No b small fight for my area today ooooh . A nursery 1 pupil in a Danfo bus from school was reciting d day's lesson at school: . "If my dad is a cock & my mum is a hen, I'll b a chick! . ""If my dad is a lion & my mum a lioness, I'll b a cub! . ""If my dad is a king & my mum a queen, I'll be a prince! . "The danfo driver was irritated by the noise and told the boy to stop but he didn't.......Then the driver shouted, "What if ur mum na prostitute & ur dad na armed robber?"........ . D boy replied, "I'll be a danfo driver!........... and that was how the fight started! Who first find trouble

i think d news has nt been confirmed yet by d club's official website..jst rumours 4 nw..bt hpfully.,we'l kop 4 KLoPP!

congrats!!! Ur khaki is beginning to change colour..,to Gold!

.hmmm.,dt bloodline has produced interesting, albeit conflicting characters

..of course it's vry possible for one to av a piece of land without visually knwin d location..he can always locate it wn he is ready..,wt d help of land surveyors

nice

I no fit laugh..,hp say no be sch dem post dis 1 go?

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england wants im 4 under 21,.naija wants im 4 super eagles.,he knws his best option.., i guess

..stil waiting for d office of the 'First Son' to be recognized..that's d only way i can b part of d govt of my state..my friend's friend is d govnor's 1st son! i'l just manage a cabinet role

..drama! I'm soo loving this! This is a battle of wits! PDP don win treble o

hmmm...Mr. jailer, ur turn don reach to taste jail small..i jst hp it wil b kirikiri..for life!

tchidi:

land 4 sale?

funny scheme, funny coun3

bebe2:

reminds me of my mum's house.
There is a church on each side and my mum's house is in the middle.

Both have acquired big loud speakers to drown out the other.

We will have to learn sign language to be able to communicate while we are there.

lolzs..funny..mk una play blue film using ur surest speakers..at d loudest anytym they start their noise cmptition..,thank me later