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constance500: I see uu be EYEsaac, abi EYEsiah..abi LUKman wey u de see, see |
gawd!!! dts y i dn't pity them when they suffer any technical hitch dt results in free calls, free data or hacked accounts and codes..esp, mumu emptyhen netwrk..and their jazz too strong, i'v found it difficult to dump'em,.cos if i do.,d figures in d nxt 5 months will be..N500bill nt N602bill.. |
good development..,been there for excursion in ss2 for a subject, automobile mechanics..,feb. 2000. they were very active then, churning out assembled buses, coasters and mini-luxuries,with various MB models..hope we get to see more |
..that was like a Muhammad Ali's punch on a purging stomach..Orji's been hit realy hard.,at d right place n time..,i visited aba recently n i'v got first hand knowledge of the deep mess it is..damn! if one wants 2 mk quick bucks, jst build canoes in ariaria during rainy seasons, u must hammer! T.A ORJI OCHENDO for StEALATOR!!! |
back then wn i was in sch..my first yr..i wore d same outfit wiv a top 'feeling class' cult guy..d guy don stay 7yrs 4 area n neva gradj..i saw oct 1st 1960 dt day..he askd me 2 submit d top..n wn i hesitated..back hand 4m nowhere jst approximate ma face, i no even knw wn i prostrate.,i jst saw myslf on singlet alone, aw i take remove dt shirt quick een, i no knw, na observers tel me d story..n pple too fear dt guy wey nobady gree help..d guy with im boys open headquarters 4 my head dt day..if no be im babe wey jst cm arnd cm vex 4 am, tel me mk i go..hmmm, i almost left d top with im..they jst threw it at me n i scampd..dt period b4 i wear cloth, i go do survey first..we later became frnds shaa |
until d govt. orders d closing dwn of all other places of public function..then they jst tried killing a fly that perched on a big lump of poo with a sledge hammer...of course d fly didn't die.,?,if that's wat u asked.,they jst got a cool poo-splash all over..the markets, mosques n churches are also big selling points 4 our dear ebola..shut them all! |
aventura: see this old cargoguy.,u de vex o |
lakpalakpa: That's barbaric.party propaganda..my dear it's nt abt d party, it's abt personality..if owelle were 2 b d gov of abia under another party(assuming he is 4m d state), he wld av done far better than that clown ochendo..so leave parry outa it...it's PDP ALL THE WAY!!! |
as 4 P. Sawyer..,may ogun, ifa, sango, oraminyan, aree ona kakamfo, amadioha, arusi all collabo to baale u wreva u are..iiseeee! |
a true heroine..u'v jst done more in a short period than our military av done in a period of 5yrs wn it comes to national defence..i'm an Igbo bt i mite jst name 1 of my kids afta u..we'll not 4get u in a hurry..ADIEU |
Opytim: lol....it better be when you were a child, 'cos now, you can't avoid them.....*BTW, I'm not an eleha/muslim*now, i'v avoided them..4 sm time, since i left Lag..,nt seen them in FCT yet..i hpe it stays dt way shaa..bt i think they'l b safer 4m ebola than any1 else. |
Opytim: I can't stop laughing ooo. What if you have some of them as colleagues at work. Are you going to quit? No.i de suspect u..e b like say u be eleha.,anyway, dt was wn i was a child |
aaah! Awon eleha..those pple(particularly women) that cover themselves in black completely frm head to toe...d day 1 of them notice say i de fear them, cm catch me wn i was abt to pick race..i'm sure i died dt day..even my scream got d eleha scared! |
hmmm..na so??! Was the article copyright protected? Was it ur brainchild intoto? U can sue if yes..n dt has 2 be through N/L and seun osewa..if nt, pple r jst dishing wrong advice left, right and centre.. |
ok.,i get..bros wan show for florida.,Man Goddee cm snd angel gaby mk e tell am say e don miss road, cos na naija bros suppose show first..we sin don too much, n boko plus ebola join |
that's good!.,or, is it?? i hope there's no political undertone to it though...cos crime go strt to increase jejely.., |
funny thread, funny posts..pple don assemble beeef on top mikel head.. |
heefeholuwah: woah...you sound like you have a wealthload of experience with the opposite sexu can say that again.. |
it's easy!no b naija babe u be again? Jst say yes..he'll reposition d gen for d mean time, then draft a list of demands as his 'gf'.,top of d list shld be a gen(bigger 1 than his), then a new 'bam' phone.,then money 4 projectsss in skul..,pack all ur frnds in skul wit u wen u go on dates.,then shoppings on wkend basis..then wn u cuk 4 am, cook rubbish, always form 'sick' wn he's Hot n wan chop opono..,all these within 2 wks..walahi! if im no use im hand pick race, then MARRY am..na dangote relative im be. |
my puppies? Van persie and rooney..,and do they luv these names! |
600k per month?..ok oo..if he trust his brother, dn recommend him 4 d job witout lettn d wife knw dt he got it 4 im..wit an agreement dt he'l raise enof money 4 d wife to set up a biznes in his first few months at wrk..wit 600k aside allowances, they cld easily raise a mil in 4 mnths..at least, d wife can run a biz n stil keep an eye on kids |
Lizzycute: [color=#000000][/color]weda na a day old baby..I hate dat stuff...white pole dey do am sef?i doubt..they use d suction tube..u beta get 1 wn u get married or u'l av to suck nose o |
abbeysunda: ell i do say wen i ve nt had any child dt i cant do it o but i promise u wen u give birth the motherhood feeling ll not let u leave as dt... mark my word...motherhood for a man? |
Godmystrength: imagine some people having problem with sucking mucus but can travel miles to go suck a phallus. mtscheeeew. Which is more disgusting/unhygienic.................... |
joedrae: @OP, personally I think its a bad idea because I know of an aunt that her mother-in-law sucked out the brain of the child in the process of sucking the nostrils. Since then, that in-law wasn't invited to take care of her children and I tell people not to do it as well.u cant be serious right? brain 4m nostrils? naada..aw e take appen? |
ihedinobi2: I've just checked it and seen the device. Very pretty. I'd still use my mouth on my kids. Done it for my nephew a few times already. Effective enough. And I'm still alive and kicking hard. Perhaps I'll buy the device and frame it to show my kids when they are all grown and start acting posh like youdts d spirit bro..,ur mind is there..bt i no de act posh o.. |
ihedinobi2: Whenever you figure out a way to clear up a baby's or toddler's airways that's more "hygienic", this thread will make a lot more sense. Until then, it's really not much.did u check d 1st page of this thread? Or av u tried goggling it?? til then, THIS POST will make a lot more sense..for nw, it's really not much |
u r in d U.S i guess, u dnt nid a visa to cm 2 naija.,or a card to get admitted in yaba left..we av capable 'flogs-men' with gud 'ikpa mimo' to flog out those 'gidi gan' demons 4m ur wretched body...wicked thing.. |
Decibel: The way and manner she presented her case calls for a review in her NIMA Certificate.abeg 4giv her.,nairaland inst. Of mothers kini kan, kini kan needs all d mothers it can get |
Lolaabokoku: that means u cant do it ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ ur own child?wat's d mum's mouth for? she'l do all d sucking..,since mums like taking all d praise, leaving little or none for dads |
missojugo: Takehey! Wetin u de gv am? ok, na me get thread, oya, gv me my own o..bt mk ur oga no catch us o.. |
Decibel: You should be stripped off the Certificate of Motherhood you acquired at the Nairaland Institute of Marital Affairs(NIMA).funny..wc 1 be NIMA again? I hrd dre r alternatives for catarrh evacuation, n i think it's safer..so her NIMA certificate is intact if she uses them..lol |




