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Op, u are still a learner.

Here are 4 tips in winning a girl sharply..


1. Give here money.

2. Give her more money.

3. Just keep giving her money.


4. Don't stop giving her money.



This work like magic. If u have no money, just get ur vaseline, use ur erotic videos to hand-service ur stick.

Who then receives all the billions budgeted for Aso rock kitchen?
Or are u simple informing us that the billions never gets to u directly?

Sahara Reporters?

Please stop reporting stories from that fake news site.

Trying once more to divert attention from the real Issues of oil contracts recently shared by Tinubu and the other APC cohorts.

AntiWailer:
Only dead and non functional brains believe the lies promoted by the Likes of Fayose and FFK who are only looking for a way to evade justice.

Those ones are just looking for a way to turn the people against the Govt. So when they are picked up, the sympathy would be there and it will sound as if a Christian is facing persecution.

When Dansuki sent Musiliu to give Peter 1.5 Billion meant to prevent Islamic Terrorists from killing Christians and Muslims, there was no religious division.

Can anybody stop RCCG, WINNERS, DEEPER LIFE and MFM alone from Worshipping for just 1 Sunday ?


Please push sentiment aside, step forward and explain in practical terms how Nigeria is being Islamatize and people around you will tell you how stupid you sound.

After reading your comments and responses, I can only conclude that you are either stupidly brilliant or brilliantly stupid.

If u can't realise the sentiments embedded in your comments, it means u really need sense. Otondo take sense. ******************************** .

Admit it or not. Times are hard...

All ye fake bloggers, look for sensible stories to invite people to ur fake blogs.

Nice update. This should be on front page.
Seun

lalasticlala
are u still sleeping?

It is only in mathematics that negatives on either side of the equation mulitpiles or divides to produce a positive solution. In real life, the popular saying is - TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT. It is probably ok too, opting out of court settlement at the moment. Legal issues involve lots of time and money, and from your tone, you don't appear to be entirely financially buoyant.

However, an option you haven't employed is the involvement of a third party. You surely have a mature member of your extended family you can reach out to? Get them involved in the issue. Furthermore, if the man is religious, you can equally reach out to him through his religious leader(s). You may also contact members of his family- his brother, sister or any elderly person in his community, to help you mediate in this issue.

Going to court should be a last option, and kidnapping is a no option.

That was how genocide started in Rwanda. Conspiracy of silence.

Jammeh, pls swallow your pride and step down. Don't expose your tiny country into a senseless civil war. Don't also forget that the entire Gambia population is less than an average state like Delta in Nigeria. and after losing the war, the ICC will do to you what it did to Charles Tailor.

Conceding defeat in a n election is the most noble path. Ask African Modern Hero, Goodluck Jonathan.

Not even the ideal tool for the vaseline experience

Dear Youths,

Power is sweet. It intoxicates. No one will package it and give it to you. You have to want it, fight for it and have it...

stan241:
FYI i don't advocate the punishment dished out to her but much worse has been done to male criminals and no noise has been made about it.

a male can voluntarily bare his chest unclad at any time and at any place. No qualms about males appearing unclad.
On the other hand, it is unusual appearing unclad topless.

Are u really expecting ur gf to pick a quarrel with just a few hours to xmas?

Don't celebrate yet. After the xmas and new year celebrations, she will tell u what she really thinks. She is a smart girl. Not entirely docile like u assume.

Firstly, I didn't know why I clicked on this story. Secondly, I didn't know why I read through it... Thirdly, I didn't know why am typing this comment. And Lastly, I didn't know why I am clicking "SUBMIT".

Firstly, I didn't know why I clicked on this story. Secondly, I didn't know why I read through it... Thirdly, I didn't know why am typing this comment. And Lastly, I didn't know why I am clicking "SUBMIT".

So I have to first open the link before seeing the picture of the magical boot? Keep on waiting. I want to sniff some brown snuff.

After collecting the money, what next? How about protection for the so called whistle blower?
Abeg... There is already enough tension in the air.

CastedDude:
the most violent state in Nigeria

I slightly disagree. The vital question is- why is the federal government so desperate at controlling Rivers, a state that is a sworn PDP stronghold?

Is this not what they call nudity? Even vaseline is expensive these days....

PARENTS PLEASE KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR KIDS ESPECIALLY THE GIRL CHILD. WE LIVE IN A VERY WICKED WORLD FULL OF EVIL AND HEARTLESS PEOPLE.

So u wanna call your uncle/aunt father/mother -in-law? It ain't just right.

Among my people, if persons related by blood engage is sexual practices, both are ostracised from the family forever. Are u prepared to live in that kind of isolation just for the sake of "mere" feelings?

Think about it...

Just an empty story advertising fake blogs.

Probably another publicity stunt to further promote the show.


Who takes a comedian's threat seriously?

Probably another publicity stunt to further promote the show.


Who takes a comedian's threat seriously?

Hottest! Did you put her in a hot frying pan? Or did u boil her in hot water? Or roasted her in furnace?
Is her body temperature over 50 degrees?

Sibrah:
N7.2TR may translate to highest budget ever in local currency. But in foreign currency equivalent that's needed to import our usual N976bn/month of foreign needs it is one of the lowest budget ever.

as long as I can remember, you hailers have always asked if dollar or pound is Nigeria's local currency. And such shouldn't be used to ascertain the worth of a country's economic prowess.

So it is indeed hypocritical when u are the same person referring to the same exchange rate to justify a high budget which translate to emptiness. An increase in the budget figures has not translated to increased salaries for workers.

It has not translated to improve in the average life of the average citizen.
It has not translated to improve in infrastructure development.
The prices of local commodities are well beyond the reach of even the influential ones.
So here I ask you. What exactly are you trying to defend.? Cos it beats my imagination when people who are perceived to be literate, rational and intelligent are the ones openly supporting mediocrity, inefficiency and ignorance. A higher budget, whether in local or foreign currency should translate to a better and good living standard for the citizenry.
A rational mind would question the reason for the increase in the 2016 budgets over that of the 2015 one especially as that one ( higher one) ensured a bizarre living condition for the citizenry. A higher 2017 budget should tickle our reasoning mind chiefly on the backdrop of the reality that the higher 2016 budget didn't achieve anything tangible other than suffering for the average citizen.

Even Hailers couldn't see sacarcism here.. ;DEven Hailers couldn't see sacarcism here..