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Celebrities / Re: Mompha Buys Lamborghini Aventador SVJ and Urus to celebrate birthday by TeamSimple(m): 8:02pm On Jun 16, 2019
Let me give you an insight on how these guys make their money . They help our politicians to keep money in foreign accounts with their own registered but non functioning company names . They get 10% from whatever is laundered . So now imagine 10% of 100m dollars is 10million dollars , even if it just 5 percent it is still 5 million dollars. The cars he claimed to have got is not up to 1 million dollars and we know how frequently our politicians swindle us in millions .
Politics / Re: Necessary Evil: Buhari Should Apologize To FCT Residents Over Name-Calling - PDP by TeamSimple(m): 11:03am On Jun 06, 2019
Nigerians love to brag as been educated but fail to do so when it matters. Two thing about this statement mixup is , either the educated ones understands what the president actually mean and are just playing politics as usual or a large percentage of them are illiterates who just take words from the surface .
As far as the world of politics is concerned , all oppositions are ‘necessary evil’ . They are ‘evil’ because in most cases they will always do things to undermine the sitting government, work as a spy just to get back to power . This practice is everywhere democracy is being practiced . And they are necessary because without them the sitting government would feel too relaxed and rule with no caution .
A good example is football leagues . Barca with his recent dominance of Spanish football will always see Madrid as necessary evil because Madrid as an opposition would always try to see Barca fail even aside from Madrid winning their own games . So this makes them (Madrid )necessary as it makes Barca work harder and never relax .
So picking a part of the presidents statement just to incite the people against the government would only make them look more stupid .
Politics / Re: Godfatherism: My Comment Not For Tinubu, Says El-rufai by TeamSimple(m): 4:18pm On May 31, 2019
Waiting for the wailers to sing another song .

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Lyta Blind Mother (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 4:17pm On May 31, 2019
Kokoebapluse:




Sometime if you don't have good comments to post is very important to have good brain in the head. If you don't sympatheis the boy try to sympatheis the woman, or the woman tell you the boy forget him when everything is well? Pls get sense of stop using phone.
There is no point replying you in same manner . How much did he use his time with YBNL to show his bling mother to the world maybe she could get help ? Why is he letting us know her mum is blind now that things doesn’t seem to be goin fine . I know you are tryin to act sympathetic but you need to use your brain while doing so . Dont be unfortunate.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Lyta Blind Mother (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 10:35am On May 31, 2019
Nigerians really know how to seek public sympathy. Did he ever bring out his mother when everything was rosy. Even if his trips outside Nigeria was sponsored as he claimed or iPhones and chains he got were given as gifts , did he ever tell the sponsorer he needs a little for his mum ? So Why bring out the woman now ?
I wish the mom Gods grace regarding her sight .

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Phones / Re: Huawei Devices Will No Longer Use SD Card Slots As U.S. Sanction Continues by TeamSimple(m): 11:07am On May 28, 2019
I too know no go kill all of una for here. Shey iPhone dey use SD card ? So kini big deal
Crime / Re: Ebuka: Man Commits Suicide A Month To His Wedding by TeamSimple(m): 2:27pm On May 16, 2019
No pity for stupidity. Rot in hell
Crime / Re: Lady Shares Her Ordeal With Arab Men Who Almost Turned Her Into A Sex Machine by TeamSimple(m): 2:19pm On May 15, 2019
delishpot:


She lie? I thought they say western world is bad, they treat women as shit Bla Bla Bla. How come suddenly those same Muslim men can't tame their dicks? They rape in their gods name, they have sex Orgies and drink alcohol hen no one is looking. Hypocrites all of them. Tawriya in action.
What is this kids point ? Muslims does that and so ? Are Christians exempted from the rubbish you typed ?
Crime / Re: Lady Shares Her Ordeal With Arab Men Who Almost Turned Her Into A Sex Machine by TeamSimple(m): 5:48pm On May 14, 2019
uzobaby:
Are these Arabs no longer muslims?or the strict islamic laws are only meant to cage the women?
Madam leave Muslims and Islam out of this . There are people of different religion within the Arabs . But if mentioning Islam is what gives you orgasm then keep going .
Politics / Re: Ramadan: Buhari Suspends FEC To Break Fast by TeamSimple(m): 2:45pm On May 09, 2019
AmazingELixir:
undecided undecided


We have special rulers in this country....Just image what this man is suspending a state function to do....couldn't he have delegated the vice president to preside over the FEC meeting if religion is all that matters to him.

Misplaced priorities it shows this man has no iota of discernment of the myriad of challenges the country is facing or he he plainly doesn't give 2 shi.t about what anyone says or thinks
It always break my spirit when I see people with very good English sounding so myopic and silly . Religion or fasting aside . Would you have come with so muc bitterness if the president had take a 1 hour break to go have lunch in the middle of a FEC meeting ? Or if he ends the meeting by 6 just to go have dinner , I am sure it wouldn’t have been news . But because it has religion undertone you lost your sense of reasoning and threw logic to the wind . It pays not to be intentionally unfortunate.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Stuns In Traditional Cleavage-Baring Outfit (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 3:32pm On May 05, 2019
Ciaos:
Madam which of them you dey showcase,breast abi dress.
Dreast
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Visits Anambra For Tradermoni Enumeration And Disbursement by TeamSimple(m): 2:03pm On May 04, 2019
iammo:
cool

PDP and their senseless bitterness, 10k to a petty trader can stimulate his/her sales, especially gala and fan yogo hawkers..
I don’t know why some hypocrites are slamming this move. Where I reside presently I have a friend running a private loan business and I can tell you there are lots of these petty traders queueing up to get loan as low as 5k and 10k to fix some part of their business . I have a lady that started pepper selling business with 3k , now she is doing moderately with her husband .
Education / Re: May Day: Kano Govt. Abolishes HND, Bsc Dichotomy by TeamSimple(m): 4:26pm On May 01, 2019
But Will the employers act accordingly?

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Family / Re: PATERNITY FRAUD: 30% Of Nigerian Men Are Fathering Children That Aren’t Theirs? by TeamSimple(m): 3:55pm On Apr 27, 2019
ALCOHOLKILLS:
i don't mind fathering a son who's not biologically mine hence we live happily together
True

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Culture / Re: Igbos And Yorubas Have Historical Ties – Ooni Of Ife by TeamSimple(m): 7:50am On Apr 23, 2019
Alexis11:


Lol... Sad though.

Especially now that these NL and twitter comments have started to manifest on the street. From Lagos to Benin, Warri to Port Harcourt, Kano to Abuja you keep hearing Yoruba guys (mostly very young ones) saying they don't want to have anything to do with Igbos and vice versa. cool
Yeah . My friend Oguguo is the most wonderful friend have ever had ,somehow richer than me but makes me feel like he owes me everything because I saw him through school . I can’t even think of having a friend that would be closer although I am more of Yoruba and Hausa parentaly .
Culture / Re: Igbos And Yorubas Have Historical Ties – Ooni Of Ife by TeamSimple(m): 7:29am On Apr 23, 2019
No matter how bad they rant online , they are still the best of friends on the street. My best friend is Aba boy , my Mum business mates are Igbo .

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Sports / Re: Messi Gets A Broken Nose And Swollen Eye After Collision With Chris Smalling by TeamSimple(m): 9:15am On Apr 11, 2019
EdiskyHarry:
Him think say na La Liga him dey play
His he just playing against English teams in the champions league ? Or how many times have you seen a player left really blooded in EPL. Non of your EPL defenders is as mean as Ramos so what?
Sports / Re: List Of All The Winners At The NFF-Aiteo Football Awards. by TeamSimple(m): 7:02am On Apr 02, 2019
Awol1:
Wetin Onome Ebi play wey pass Asisat Oshola and desire Oparanozie?
Looking at the last Nations cup she played outstandingly . If not her then fransisca Ordega deserves it .
Politics / Re: Some States Have Almost 24 Hours Supply- Fashola (video) by TeamSimple(m): 10:24am On Mar 28, 2019
This is very true. Some parts of my area in ikorodu agric enjoys at least 20hours power supply daily .

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Phones / Re: Nigerians Spend N767billion On Calls, Data, SMS In 3 Months by TeamSimple(m): 7:00am On Mar 28, 2019
Money Dey this country I swear

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Business / Re: CBN Drops Interest Rates By 50bps To 13.50% by TeamSimple(m): 3:04pm On Mar 26, 2019
Yankee101:
We need single digit rates to spur growth
Ever if they put at 1% you will ask for no rate
Business / Re: CBN Drops Interest Rates By 50bps To 13.50% by TeamSimple(m): 3:02pm On Mar 26, 2019
Campaign strategies grin
Politics / Re: APC To Zone Senate President To North-east, Speaker, South-west by TeamSimple(m): 7:53am On Mar 26, 2019
chymevicks:
my brother, the good thing about life be say tomorrow no dey finish. APC is teaching PDP how to really use and abuse power. And for the people that may complain when tables turn, remember today that facts will be available to prove you wrong.
Lol, APC four years already teaching PDP sixteen years how to play politics ? Please how many juicy position was given to Yoruba’s in the previous administration?

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Health / Re: Side Effects Of AC (air Conditioner): We Should Watch Out For by TeamSimple(m): 3:02pm On Mar 23, 2019
I am directly under one presently

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Rema, Don Jazzy Adds New Signee To Mavin Records by TeamSimple(m): 3:00pm On Mar 23, 2019
ObaKlaz:
I want to see Jazzy make this new cat bigger than D'banj ever was, just like he did with DNA Twins, Poe, Johnny Drille, Di'ja, Dr. Snitch, D'prince, Reekardo Banks and Korede Bello. Jazzy is such a 'genius' he can make my grandfather a superstar. tongue tongue tongue
I get you bro . The boss yansh don open

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Rema, Don Jazzy Adds New Signee To Mavin Records by TeamSimple(m): 2:59pm On Mar 23, 2019
Dead record label
Celebrities / Re: Sonia Lareinaa Lists Things More Painful Than Breakup by TeamSimple(m): 12:48pm On Mar 21, 2019
That number one if you stay in Nigeria hostel you can relate.
Number two is so true . Worst thing is the moment you wake up to fix the charger correctly nepa will just take light .
Number three get as e be

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Sports / Re: Betis Fans Bow To Messi After Superb Hat-trick Performance by TeamSimple(m): 2:26pm On Mar 18, 2019
OPTIMUSPRIME08:
Still playing catch up
Hi Messi fans tell Messi he still needs one more hat trick to reach ronaldo's
Lol with Ronaldo playing 150 matches more .

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Crime / Re: 10 Killed, Scores Injured In Imo Cult War by TeamSimple(m): 12:44pm On Mar 18, 2019
I thought killings only happen in the north while the south is educated and civilized .
Education / Re: Charles Okpaleke To Sponsor Warri Girl Chased From School Over School Fees by TeamSimple(m): 9:10am On Mar 15, 2019
That her mama account go don swell like APC Kano result .

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Sports / Re: Aubameyang Scores For Arsenal, Celebrates With Black Panther Mask (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 9:06am On Mar 15, 2019
Lazy striker . Gets easily bullied . Lacazzette over him. Anyday

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Nairaland / General / Re: Dead Snake Hanging On Man's Door In Anambra (photos) by TeamSimple(m): 9:15am On Mar 08, 2019
Forreellinc:
grin buhari's re election, even snakes are committing suicide
Epic . Even Buhari fans go like this

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