Dutchey:
teach him how to win trophies for Argentina

How did maradona win trophies with Argentina ?

plaindealer:
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The comedian and his propaganda orchestra even carry Governor podium with state seal and logo enter Church to pose for picture and propaganda when his mates are celebrating 100 days with projects, sound government policies, and programs.

State podium inside church, unbelievable.

The useless man spent 100 days spewing rubbish, propaganda, lying and insulting his Yoruba neighbors, all because of politics.

I remember Fayose with all his craziness and anti-APC antics, Yoruba leaders ignored him, they did not take his bait or respond to his juvenile antics and Fayose himself kept his silliness and craziness out of the SW, but this thoughtless clown in Oyo state is Fayose 2.0, he's already insulting his brothers and sisters in Osun state/SW.

What a shame.

No mind am them go shock am. No any visible thing done except speaking English and spending a lot on media frenzy

001spice:
imagin gal way suppose dey skul.she dey tink of marriage. honenstly nigeria would have been a better place without this illitrate northener's

Hypocrisy like we haven’t seen or read of a secondary school girl southerner taking snipper because her school boyfriend dumped her . Na everything una Dey take flex muscles over the northerners even when our own people are worst on the situation .

Awol1:
Why only women?

Men nko?

Don't they own businesses in Lagos?

This one is for the market women. I like the initiative being set aside for women only .

Edu3Again:
While most Nigerians are showing solidarity & speaking with one voice!

Some are busy actually trying to tell us they dont care about our plight.

This guy from the North has made it a point of duty to show his disdain for anything from the south
or to do with southerners






I hope you can see we are not united with them

Scroll up you will see a northern like name that supported the attack on Mtn Nigeria but you choose to only pick what will give you mentions and likes . Well you have it not go build a mansion with it .

Public confession is crap . The only confession/repentance should be between you and your creator. And by extension the person you offended . If you can no longer reach the person , talk to God ONLY and move on .

I am a Barcelona and Messi fan. Van Dijk is running away with all three awards no doubt.

Hamachi:
One of the worst damages that is being done to the Nigerian image abroad is not the fraudulent acts perpetrated by some of its citizens per se, it is the mindless battle between cyber warriors, disgruntled citizens and political e-rats, trying to outdo one another, in their support of their favored candidates and political paymasters.

We are definitely not the most corrupt people in the world, but we are probably one of the most materially flashy, socially noisy and verbally toxic online. We are also one of the most negative minded citizens of any country, in the entire universe.

What we fail to realize is that, the internet is a global data collection and indoctrination system. The narratives we input into it will always comes back to either elevate our status globally, or bite us in the ass.

There are so many Nigerians doing great things in medicine, tech, sports, law, business, governance and many more fields, all over the world, but there are not enough platforms to promote these much needed positive narratives.

We will keep suffering indignity and shameful treatments at international airports and borders all over the world, until we understand that there is no country on earth that doesn't have its share of crimes and criminals, in various proportions.

They just don't let it define them and they don't openly show incredible disdain for their country on the internet while bemoaning that same disdain others show them for the same reason.

We will be alright las las!

You will not die young

whisper88:
Why are some more expensive than others, and the cheaper ones feel like APC controlled states

Everything Na APC vs PDP for una myopic eye . Even after reading that Benin has the highest increase you still spewing thrash

TheAngry1:
This is stale news! Simply because 80 Igbo names were released just yesterday...always on the defensive. Instead of addressing the continued crimality perpetuated by Igbos abroad, you resort to mud slinging. Fact is, for every 10 crimes committed by Nigerians abroad, 8 are by Igbos. Insult me all you want, that's the fact.

Awon oponu oshi.

And moreover it is expected that you will find more southwestern names in place like Saudi . Let them give us list of those waiting for execution in India , Cambodia, vietnam ,Thailand , indonesia or Malaysia where we know our people operate .

I strongly Pray they try to attack him in Japan

If you know you know

Kaetoh:
you think she is a cheap buy hypocrite like tinubu and local afonjas who could willingly exchange their souls for a mere tuber of yam.

Look at this kerosene induced voter talking about Tinubu

frankdoz:
are you now shiften the discussion to flag now, OK if you must know, Biafra have the backing of US. We marched for trump in 2015. Have you ever wondered why trump called buhari lifeless and refuse to recognized ipob as terrorist at the request of Nigerian government. I know you can't reason all this because ewedu has destroyed your brain.

Hear person talk abeg . March for Trump in Nigeria lol .

Womenareape:
Going to mekkah to pray for the devil.

Give your life to Christ Jesus and stop worshiping that demonic religion of peace and murder

May you find what you seek in this life and most importantly the hereafter .

Biritiko:

Why do you Christians have so much low self esteem??

As in I can’t just understand why they get so concerned about anything that deals with Muslims or Islam . A Muslim man was given Hajj now they are ranting . One was even talking about Israel and Jerusalem . Everything Na competition to them . I wonder if they think making mockery of Muslims will make any real Muslim have a change of heart and become a Christian.
They claim to be Christ like but abhors so much hatred and disgust in their hearts . The Jesus I knows has no atom of hatred even to people of other faiths .

gaetano:


Yes because the way USA and China encourages their genius is by sending them to go slam their heads in foreign lands.

Everytime USA and China , but you don’t see anything wrong when your people go to Israel to kiss walls .

drips8:




You've said it all

He made no sense . Some of you prefer to read people’s comment instead of the main story . Islamically sef it is not permissible to sponsor a non Muslim for hajj when there are countless Muslims still waiting for the opportunity.

gaetano:
This is why we need restructuring. So states that want to develop can develop, others that want to spend their money on religious tourism can do that. I hate it when federal government sponsors Pilgrimage but they've done nothing thus far about the ogoni clean-up.

Are we an inslamic Country already? I can't wait for this country to split.

Neither are we Christian country because Same is done on Christian pilgrimage .

HardexyAA:
What is the business of a religious body with top performers in a public examination? What if some of the perfermers are not Muslims? Something is brewing underground. Such a proposal is tenable in a Muslim country. There is an undertone to this proposal!

No be only brewing Na brewery . All what is said here is for Muslim candidates. Wetin concern imam with pork?
And apart from the pilgrimage they will also get university scholarships from banks .

DavSagacity:
I know some Barca fans go get headache after seeing this...

You will be looking so silly if you think messi won’t be getting that award . No player has won more Marca awards than Messi . Even while Ronaldo was in Madrid for 9 years messi won marca best player 8 times and also it golden boot . So only silly Barca fans will get headache by this.

1000angstroms:

You should have ignored me over grown baby elephant born through abortion in a chemist store.

Come up with something better

1000angstroms:
Dear Yorubas,
How are you all today? We want to tell you people that we are now ready for the real handshake or a proper shake up across the Niger..
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Please we the Real Ohanaeze Ndi Igbo humbly appeal that you give us Mazi Femi Fani-Kayode.. That man has a full blood and courage of our clan.. He is us, we are him.. But in exchange, we shall donate to you all two senators.. Sheik Orji Uzor Kalu and Alhaji Rochas Okorocha..
We know that in this exchange we have cheated you all but in compensation, we will add two governors, Willie Obiano and Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi.. Don't make the mistake of asking for Nyesom E Wike.. That one is mathematically [one man]².. One man squared, that is what we mean..
But the day you people will come to carry the ones we are dashing you, we will use Okezie Victor Ikpeazu to tie the bundle for you..
Keep your Tinubu and Obasanjo.. We have no RUGA settlement for Ndi ara and selfish bigots like them..
We would have managed that una Professor Soyinka but this one that he removed an educated person for an illiterate and he is collecting Young people's seat.. Let him not comman sit on our Igwe's seat when Lagos, Ogun and Ekiti Obas are ran over by their emir friends!!

We sincerely Hope that our Humble request will be favourably attended to and please don't feel cheated and think that this is one of those PDP vs APC jingoisms..
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Yours Igbotically..
Umu Biafra.

Childish rant

This Abbo man is an unrepentant intimidator

insightfulobser:

Seems like you don't even know A.B.U
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A.B.U is the only true Nigerian university, you'll find all tribes in every segment and level of both academic and non-academic staffs, students.

You Dey mind that guy ? ABU That is filled with too many ethnic groups that when you see them on their social day you would be wondering if you still in the north

etugba:






What sort of human are you, if so many of you don't like him or his way of thinking, why don't you guys keep the fight within yourself..... Why drag your case to others people's business...


You know what?






Come here

You are confused bro

PlanetOfApes:
SECOND TRIBUTE TO NWAAMAIKPE
(Warning to any nosy busybody NLander, y’all have populated every surface of this forum since last week like roaches feeding on every COZA threads, and now BBN, posting whatever the fvck you want; this is what I choose to post, if you quote me for no good reason, I will regard you as a nonentity. Mind your fvcking business!)

This is a sequel to the first tribute, I’m writing this second one as a more detailed analysis of Nwaamaikpe posts.
(Note: Everything written about Nwaamaikpe may not be 100% accurate or true for his posts 100% or majority of the time. His earlier posts on this forum might show little variation but at a recent point in time, a more permanent style evolved, his posts reached a plateau where his writing style, intelligence, stupidity, weirdness, philosophy, sense of humour and creativity are all in astounding equilibrium.)
To start with, many people wonder why the works of someone like Da Vinci are so much valued, for instance the Mona Lisa - the reason is, the secrets it conceals and it’s different details that are being unveiled recently. Some things look so ordinary on the surface but when you do a deeper investigation, that is when you start to unveil a new level of uniqueness and peculiarities.
I’m not comparing Nwaamaikpe to Da Vinci in any way nor do I say he’s one special alien, however, he exhibits some traits that are strange.

Fact one: He behaves like a polymath. By this I mean he seem versatile in different skills. It’s easy to see someone who is intelligent or learned or has great sense of humour or very talented in writing or very talented in maths and science and some other things. But to see someone who is all these at the same time is rare. Nwaamaikpe has good writing skill and science skill. I always wonder if he’s into Science or Arts.
Fact two: He behaves like a polymath. This time around I mean, he acts as if he knows everything. Don’t get confused, the previous paragraph is about his skill, this now is about his knowledge. It’s possible you know a lot but may not have the writing or talking skill to express yourself. Skill and knowledge are two different things. Get that.
Most NLanders have their favourite sections they stick to, some stick to politics or romance or religion or two or more sections as the case may be but Nwaamaikpe is always on every thread. Don’t get it wrong here, it’s possible to be on every thread if you want, and post neutral opinions but Nwaamaikpe in his case doesn’t just post neutral opinions; he posts relevant facts, details and information that shows he has a good knowledge of lot of things both in his local environment and the wide world, past or trending. He’s very much informed. One may also wonder how someone so idle that he could spend a lot of time typing things online would also have enough time to keep up with many trending news and events.
In addition, he also knows a lot in the bible and maybe other religious books. How many youths know or have interest in religious book these days? Even some young church officers are not anyway better. How a guy will take interest in religious books (which always look boring to many) is surprising.
But why he is so jobless and idle on itself is another strange thing. During the time he was active here, he was one of the few people who are so idle they could post on almost every thread. I always wonder, have these idle guys already made all the money they want in life? Or they don’t have any other hobby or duty that takes their time or they just choose to waste away their time? Nwaamaikpe is not the only idle guy on NL but he is a very good member of the crew.
Fact three: He behaves like a psycho-polypath: You may not see this word in a dictionary at the same time, it’s not a meaningless word. I created it to describe his weird and strange side. I don’t need to waste time to explain this again, anyone who has read his posts will know he sounds strange and weird. His posts may also sound stupid, outrageous, offensive, extreme and cruel.
Fact four: Imaging, almost everybody just come online to ramble with no stable pattern - yesterday you posted funny smileys; today you wrote something funny and used gifs or pics to make it more funny; tomorrow you wrote your serious opinion; another day, you’re arguing and dragging with someone online; some other times you make your post bold so that everyone will see it. We all post whatever and however we like depending on the mood and topic in the thread, maybe a funny thread, sad thread or argumentative thread but this is not the case of Nwaamaikpe, he most times has one simple, conservative, singular style of posting regardless if the thread is funny or not. He’s composed and organised in his writings. He is not always in haste to write anyhow; not too emotional to post different gifs or smileys; he doesn’t try to sound funny; he doesn’t put his texts in bold so that you can see it; he doesn’t try to make his post look appealing or catch attention. No matter the thread or condition, he will stick to that simple, boring style of his. I always wonder why he doesn’t have the freedom to post like every other human being online especially someone who posts that much? Why is he very strict with his posts? This is very strange.
Fact five: His ironic sense of humour. Like I’ve said above, his posts always seem serious, he doesn’t try to sound funny in any way. Except that most of those serious posts will make you crack your ribs with laughter especially if you understand the gravity of what he’s saying. Many times online you read many funny posts and laugh and click the like button, but it doesn’t go beyond that few seconds. In the case of Nwaamaikpe, if you mistakenly remember some things he wrote days later, it may still crack you up. How does a serious post crack people up more than a funny post?
Fact six: His indirect, sarcastic way of writing. Nwaamaikpe doesn’t write directly sometimes, he employs sarcasm. Sometimes you think he’s saying something but when you read to the end, you discover he’s saying something else. Other times you wait few seconds trying to decode what he’s really saying just like a puzzle.
Fact seven: He is a deep thinker: I believe Nwaamaikpe himself sometimes do not know the gravity of what he writes. Whatever the case maybe, such things he writes are from very deep mind or creativity or philosophy.
In fact, I can continue to list other things but I wouldn’t want this to be unnecessarily long.

He might be aware of some things about himself or not but one thing is, his posts cast light on his rare gift and his keen psyche. Many us don’t like him because of his stupidity and strangeness but one thing I can’t deny is his deep astute talented intellect.

As a student of literature and linguistics I miss that guy a lot . He is a blend of Achebe and Soyinka in writing skills.

Dreamers

Thrash

fineboynl:
..its not about who did it first. but who perfected it.

that's why apple and Samsung don't rush to released this newly invention. its all about brand, quality and world best quality and the reasons they are overpriced is because of researches, massive investment on over tested quality and durability.

why would Nigeria move forward when we have this set of people in leadership

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Often times have seen these picture on here . You don’t have an understanding of what the innovations means because I see that is where your problem lies . This innovation here means Islamic innovations and not scientific or technological. It means establishing Islam in accordance with the way the prophet (saw) laid it and not bringing other form of worship (innovations ). Have a nice day

No homo but that is some big dick for a 18 year old

Dshocker:


You aren't sure of what you are saying

I am 110 percent sure