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EducationRe: "Fresher Dey Toast Me" - UNIOSUN Female Student Rants (VIDEO) by Teamsworld07(m): 8:12am On Mar 14, 2022
Bigredmachine:
Let me say prestisibly that's as quickly as possible... That I am maniacally bewildered... That a 200 level students does not know that there's no I senior u in the university

How can a beautiful young lady act like someone who has no brains or will I say has mosquitoes brain inside her head... If that guy had approached her with a Lexus A65 jeep (don't know if such jeep exist anyway) she would never had looked down on the fresher
...

She thinks she's still in SS3 where she has lower class to look down on... The guy did nothing wrong to toast her... But the little problem I have with the guy is that he did not observe well, not all fine girls have functioning brains...

This is why I hate to even look or consider dating girls in their early 20s
No mind her jawe.... Make she go ask her mate wey dey 400L and still dey put on big polo to cook for a 100L guy.... She go soon understand if the guy later carry ride pass her ���
RomanceRe: I Traveled To My Village To Get A Wife, & I Got A Queen by Teamsworld07(m): 12:34pm On Mar 07, 2022
Omo... Good luck to your big catch but remember

Don't fall in love or else you will cry���
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Humble Giveaway - Drop Your Account Details by Teamsworld07(m): 9:07pm On Apr 14, 2020
[quote author=snowland post=88432576]To say that I'm disappointed is an understatement. I cannot believe we Nigerians are still this inconsiderate and selfish. What is the joy in 1 person submitting multiple names, all because they want to win at all cost thereby depriving those that are genuinely in need? I went through the names submitted and what I discovered is such a discouragement. I'm not going to mention names here but if you know that you submitted more than 1 entry, just know that it's not the best of ways to do thing. No matter how much you try to coat/hide it by using different names (family members, friends, bf/gf etc), I'll definitely find out multiple entries. It's not cool at all.

In the light of this, I'm changing the modality of how the beneficiaries will be selected.

Now it's going to be on First-Come-Most-Needy based. Also, it's now going to be for 5k each to 24 people. Selection criteria will be stricter than before.
Stay Tuned.



Sequel to my earlier thread where I promised to help few people during this lockdown,

https://www.nairaland.com/5791718/humble-giveaway

Now I'm asking interested folks to drop their account details now. By account details I mean:

Names
Account no
Bank.

You can drop your details in this thread. However, for those not comfortable sharing such info publicly, I created an email where you can send your details to.

humblegiveaway2020@gmail.com

Note, this is not on a first come first serve basis as everyone will have equal chance of being selected.
Also note that any form of double entry will be a ground for automatic disqualification. So please let's all be civil and respect the purpose behind this.

This account details submission will be left open for a few hours after which entries will be closed and selections will be made.
Winners will be contacted accordingly.

Good luck to everyone.

cc: Beremx

UPDATE: Common guys, why is it so hard to follow simple instructions. I asked to provide account details:

Name
Account No
Bank.

Some people just gave account number and bank, without their names. Some gave their initials. This is not acceptable.

If you're not comfortable with such details floating around online, then send them to the email address provided.
Non compliance will be ground for automatic disqualification.

Thanks.
Odeleye Timothy Odunayo
0237927997
GTB
LiteratureRe: My Bodyguard by Teamsworld07(m): 10:30pm On Feb 18, 2019
kingokoh:
My Bodyguard
part 69
Did he find another woman, many scenario are running through my mind, am just tryihng to keep calm, before I could tell him, I love him no matter what he knelt down with one knee and brought out a small box from his pocket
"Will you marry me kitty" He asked as he opened the box revealing a silver ring with diamond, tears rolled down my cheeks, My Lion
"Were you afraid I will say no" I asked and he nodded, "even if you asked me the first day I met you, I will say yes, or a month after or 2 years after, or even 100 years from now, my answer will always be yes, cause you had me at first sight" I said with eyes full of tears
"So that's a yes" He asked
"YES, yes yes yes" I said, in case if one yes wasn't enough, he then wore me the ring, and I heard clapping, I turn and saw everybody watching us,
"Kitty, you are beautiful when you blush" He said as he stood up and hugged me. I hugged him back.
My love life its the type you can only imagine of, it have all the sparks and electricity, we had obstacle but we overcome, we two together we are conquerors, so no matter what the future brings, together we will face it, cause he is my King Leo and am his Queen Kitty.


THE END.


Written by Okoh Udoka
08147717660
Wel done bro, thanks for the update and more muscle � � � to your shoulder
LiteratureRe: My Bodyguard by Teamsworld07(m): 7:08pm On Feb 13, 2019
kingokoh:
My Bodyguard
Part 45
Am together with Leo in his room, he live alone, he only visit Chidimma time to time, you will ask, how am alone with Leo. He took my phone and called the guards, he told them he is taking me just for the night, and they should not worry, they refused and he told them they can't find me and if they report, my parents will sack them so they agreed. Am actually the one that asked him to use the threat.
So am now alone with him, and I remembered him saying he won't hold back the next time we see, my heart is actually beating faster than before.
"Are you scared" he asked and I nodded he giggled
"am a virgin, I have never had sex before" I said, yes am a virgin girl, though I have been seducing him, but now that its about to come to pass am afraid. He laughed, great he must think am a fool
"Kitty if you are not ready I won't force you" he said, am ready, just scared thats normal for a virgin
"Am ready" I said and started kissing him, he kissed back, and started removing my cloth, that made goosebumps appear on my skin, he is hard against my soft skin and I love it, he kissed behind my ears
"Kitty you mesmerize me" he whispered and it aroused me, and I moan, I never would have though such sound will one day leave my lips
"Love me" I muttered as he kiss down to my neck, I shivered under his kiss, he spoils me
"I love you Leo" I whispered
"I love you kitty" he said as I felt my cloth loosened, I know, I won't be the Virgin Kitty after tonight, so I welcomed his embrace and together we went to paradise.
Part 46
Am awake now, cause I felt the sun on my skin, I woke up naked, only clad with the blanket,
"Finally awake kitty" He said looking more handsome today, or is it just my mind, "you leave you lips slight open when you sleep" he said and I felt shy and covered my face with the blanket "don't be shy its very cute" he said and stood up.
"where are you going" I asked and he turned to look at me
"to make something to eat, or are you not hungry after last night" he said with a mischievious smile, I remembered last night, and I blushed, it was the sweetest thing ever, I melted completely on his every touch. He giggle as he saw my blush, "stop your naught thought" he said and I glared at him and he turned back to leave. I saw the nail mark on his back
"I did that?" I asked and he nodded, still backing me, that shows he knows what am asking about "does it hurt" I asked as I rememebered when I clawed him, it was during the esctasy, so I sunk my nails on him, I remembered him moaning "am sorry" I said
"you wouldn't be kitty, if you didn't do that, and it draws out the maximum pleasure" he said and entered the kitchen, Leo you are so going to be the end of me.
After eating the noodles he prepared, "Kitty, that blanket is hung dangerously low" he said, I looked and notice most of my clevage is out
"Does it bother you" I asked, slyly and he pounced on me and kissed me.
"did that answer your question" he asked and I smiled and kissed him back, I ran my hands on his abs and he shivered
"Kitty, you kill me" he said as he slip the blanket off me, I bit his ear and he moan. I guess its time for round two.
Thanks for the update bro.......
New knowledge from above
LiteratureRe: My Bodyguard by Teamsworld07(m): 10:55am On Feb 10, 2019
kingokoh:
My Bodyguard
part 40
Seeing him made tears rolled down my cheeks, I don't care who sees me, I just cried, also with the realization of my love, does he feel the same, will my parents accept us, fate why play such game on me.
"I told you kitty, tears don't suit you" he said as he wipe the tears
"I missed you" I said and hugged him, he returned the gesture and hugged me back, I don't care how awkward we look, I really miss him.
"I don't have much time, lecture will soon be over and your guards will expect to see you, so am just here to see if your alright" he said while looking around to see if my guards are around
"I couldn't reach you they took my phone and got me a new one with new number" I said, suddenly am energized, Leo you really affect me
"I knew it would happen, don't stress kitty, I will always fine a way to see you, your parents will soon travel" he said, I nodded "so just be good, and don't give them reason to put more guards on you, two is already a handfull" he said
"sure, what are you doing now" I asked, he need money for his sister
"I now work in a club, but only at night, sort of a bouncer" he said, he is hardworking, wish dad could see that
"how, you are not bulky like bouncers" I asked, I know he is strong and built but he have a model body not a bouncer, he giggled and I smiled, how I miss that giggle
"a friend recommended me" he said, thats the moment the lecture ended, and he gave me a weak smile showing he is sad for the short time, he took my hands and wrote down his number, "make sure nobody finds out" he said and waved me goodbye before going out with the students. I stood rooted on the ground, looking at my palm which he wrote the number. All of a sudden a hand snaked around my waist and kissed my forehead, he scent wash over me, my Leo, I closed my eyes as I welcomed the pleasure
"Eat well kitty" he whispered to my ear and left, it was just a peck but the happiness it gave me and the smile am having now, won't be disappearing anytime soon.
Nice one bro... More ink to your � � �
LiteratureRe: My Bodyguard by Teamsworld07(m): 9:59am On Jan 11, 2019
kingokoh:
My Bodyguard
part 7
We are now driving to school, am sitting in the passengers seat and stealing glances at him, the car ride is silent only the radio playing random music and some commercial. Am wearing a jean trouser and a top, he is wearing jeans too but a shirt.
"I won't come inside the auditorium with you" he said as he stops the car in the car park "teaching makes me dizzy" he said as he came down and open the door for me
"It seems you weren't a good student" I teased him a little, he just rolled his eyes, and took my phone, he gave it back after a little while,
"Thats my number, call me when you are done" I saw its still unsave so, he is giving me the opportunity to save it with whatever I like.
"Sure" I said as I walked towards the auditorium, I turn to see him smiling and he waves at me and I returned the gesture before walking away.
For some reason I can't concentrate on todays lecture, I kept wondering what he is doing, if he is bored, but knowing the university girls I know he can easily get a girl with his charm and that made my heart hurt and am now suffocating.
I checked the time its 3 pm am done for lectures, so without hesitating I called him
"Hello" his deep voice came through
"Where are you" I said trying not to sound desperate
"Am at the small cafe, where are you let me come take you" he said and I can imagine him standing up, but am too hyper to just wait
"No, am coming to meet you" I said and cut the call so he won't argue, I quicked my pace with a smile on my face, I bet people will notice my hyper attitude today but who cares. After like 5 minutes I arrived at the cafe, I pause for a seconds and breath in and out to gather my wit brought out my mirror and clean the sweat on my face so I won't appear out of breath, so after a few minutes of catching my breath I entered inside the cafe. I roamed my eyes searching for a particular greek god, my face brightened up as I saw his back, I made my way towards him, but the smile faded as I got there

part 8
The sight before me repulse me, my legs get heavier at each step, why her, I should have asked him to come instead, then I wouldn't have seen this
"Jenifer?" Amaka said, as she saw me, then Leo turned with a smiling face
"You are here" he said I just nodded since I can't find my voice. You might ask why am acting this way, well if he was with another girl, I won't be worried, but Amaka have snatched two guys from me first was Ekene my first boyfriend, then Obinna my second and since then I have not dated now that am infatuated with Leo she comes again. And I can't even fight her, she looks like Nicki Minaj and all guys are at her beck and call while am just simple jenifer.
"Do you guys know eachother" she asked I just nodded, like a lizard again, fate you really like playing games don't you?
"Lets go" Leo said as he stood up, he didn't even ask if am hungry, he just ket smiling towards Amaka, I was hungry but not anymore, I guess he is just like all other guys. So I stood up to go with him and pray Amaka don't follow, but like I said fate like playing games
"Am coming too, since am parked the same place" She said as she interwined her arms with Leo, and they walked ahead while I follow behind. I thought you are my bodyguard, the only thing on my mind is how to separate them, and luckily it clicked
"Ouch!" I screamed, and just like I expected, it got his attention
"whats wrong" he said as he came to my side
"My ankle, its hurts, I sprained it before, so whenever I walk much it hurts" I said and he said sorry, I looked to see a very pissed off Amaka, take that you boyfriend snatcher,
"come on, let me back you to the car, its not that far" he said and he bend down, I hopped on very happy, I just won
"I forgot something at the cafe" Amaka said as she walked back, I guess she just accepted her defeat, hurray Jenifer you won, with that thought, I relaxed on his back
"kitty, you're such a shitty liar" he said with a little giggle and I stiffened
More ink to your pen
CrimeRe: Angry Mob Beat Thieves Till They Look Like Identical Twins (Photos) by Teamsworld07(m): 11:03pm On Dec 26, 2018
Wisdomkosi:
Mob Beat Thieves Till They Look Like Identical Twins (Photos)

By Wisdom Nwedene

Two notorious criminals yesterday bite more than they can chew as angry mob caught and beat them till they look like identical twins.

Igbere TV learnt that the criminals have been terrorizing the community until they were finally caught and para

See photo below


More photos here http://igberetvnews.com/500213/hilarious-mob-beat-thieves-till-they-look-like-identical-twins-photos/
Its boxing day so don't try to blame those that did such a thing to them...
PoliticsRe: During The National Anthem At The Just Concluded VP Debate Something Happened. by Teamsworld07(m): 8:28am On Dec 15, 2018
cardoso01kayode:
As a present or ex -service personnel eg police, navy, military you have it as a duty that when you are not in uniform that are to put your hands on your chest during national or military anthem. So osibanjo is not an ex- service man, so doesn't have to. While peter obi didn't know why they do that he just copying what he has been seeing around. If you know you know!
Abi ooooo
Don't be fooled by him putting he's hand in his chest.......
Do you know the contents inside?
Don't judge a book by its cover.......
EventsRe: A Gallant Nigerian Soldier Weds His Beautiful Wife [photos] by Teamsworld07(m): 8:15am On Dec 15, 2018
lawalosky:
A gallant Nigerian soldier tide the knot with his beautiful maiden today 14, December 2018..
The wedding was attended by well wishers, family and friends as well as his fellow comrades..
May God bless there union..
Below are the pictures from the event..
Awua..........

All the way.......
All the way to what?
All the way to ruggedness.....
Morale
CelebritiesRe: Being Crippled For Two Years Affected My Career – Actor Femi Branch by Teamsworld07(m): 7:09am On Dec 15, 2018
midehcreeb:
For some years, popular actor, Femi Branch, was out of circulation. While most people felt he had moved on to other businesses, little did they know that the actor was nursing a serious injury that crippled him for about two years. He told Saturday Beats that it took another three years before he could walk with both feet.

He told Saturday Beats that it took another three years before he could walk with both feet.

Branch said, “Why I took a break from the movie industry was because I had an accident in 2011. I was shooting my second film when I had an accident on the set and broke my legs. I had five fractures on my right foot and four fractures on the left one.

read full gist below


source - https://www./2018/12/being-crippled-for-two-years-affected-my-career-actor-femi-branch.html
Welcome back
More battles to win.........
CrimeRe: Corpers Kidnapped On Their Way To Camp, Rescued In A Forest In Imo. Photo by Teamsworld07(m): 10:15am On Oct 26, 2018
PrettyCrystal:
good
At least the Nigerian Police did something tangible for the first time in 2018.......
EducationRe: UI 2018/2019 Admission Thread by Teamsworld07(m): 2:46pm On Aug 29, 2018
Fembleez1:
*UI RELEASES 2018 POST UTME EXAM TENTATIVE DATES*

-By: Olopade Oluwasegunfunmilola

University of Ibadan has released the tentative dates of UI POST-UTME exam on the official UI portal (ui.edu.ng).

The dates are 14th and 15th of September, 2018. Individual date shall be sent later.

© *INDY PRESS, UI*
Hallelujah.
At last.
EducationRe: UI 2018/2019 Admission Thread by Teamsworld07(m): 10:10am On Aug 26, 2018
Bobola07:
Good evening friends.

Compliments of the season.

As preparations are ongoing for 2018 UTME, I want to use this first plot I booked to give us one or two tips that can guarantee your admission if well followed.

I made this post in response to someone's question on the 2017/18 thread, so I'll just make it available to us here.


You don't need human connections to make the admission list in UI on merit. I want to believe most, if not all of us should know that.

Meeting all the necessary criteria is all you need and you are assured of a spot on the list . I'll explain further from here.


1. Make sure you have the appropriate O'Level and UTME combinations for your course.
I'm putting this first because it is a very big mistake that can deny someone admission, even with the best grades.

So, ensure you get familiar with the updated course requirements. its on UI website... anyone that has access to the link should help paste it here for all to see.
This goes majorly to aspirants of social science, art and science courses, with more emphasis on the Department of Psychology.
Some folks missed 2016/17 admission because they didn't have biology which was a requirement. But its all in the updated course requirements on UI site. So ensure you go through.


2. Attain a minimum of 200 in Jamb.

However, you might decide to target way higher than that, because

a. Admission aggregate is now decided by jamb and postume scores. (jamb/eight)+(postume/two).

b. In case you are aspiring for a very competitive course that will have a high cutoff. Infact if you go through the cutoffs for this year, you will notice most courses that used to be 50,52 in past years rose to 59,60,63. So, don't leave any stone unturned.

3. Prepare well for the postume. If you're a science student; especially Engineering, pls prepare harder. 100 questions, 90 mins. No calculator. I'm sure we should know that by now.

4. Keep praying without ceasing. Never atop calling your God.

My next post will be about reading tips.

stay blessed
Thanks sir
EducationRe: UI 2018/2019 Admission Thread by Teamsworld07(m): 11:13pm On Jun 24, 2018
timio:
Add me on your whatsapp group 09063237906 thanks
Add me too 08097250628
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Argentina: The Formation Iheanacho Wants Rohr To Employ by Teamsworld07(m): 5:44pm On Jun 24, 2018
Chukazu:
Ighalo should go join supporters club and become a cheerleader with those big bum bum that won't allow him run shocked
That's the truth
PoliticsRe: Police Officer Who Was Killed By Vehicle In Ekiti State, Buried Amid Tears. Pics by Teamsworld07(m): 5:13pm On Jun 24, 2018
TroubleMaker47:
I wish it was a SARS officer
PoliticsRe: Police Officer Who Was Killed By Vehicle In Ekiti State, Buried Amid Tears. Pics by Teamsworld07(m): 5:04pm On Jun 24, 2018
TroubleMaker47:
I wish it was a SARS officer
Hmmmmmmmmm not all of them are bad
The bad eggs among them are the ones staining the good ones
EducationRe: UI 2018/2019 Admission Thread by Teamsworld07(m): 9:11am On Jun 24, 2018
I'm new here any whatssap group
Add me 08097250628
EducationRe: UI 2018/2019 Admission Thread by Teamsworld07(m): 9:09am On Jun 24, 2018
Please when will the form be out?

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