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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:53am On Aug 07, 2019
this old song come to mind...." won lo korawon jon nitori awa...be'wure baboju weyin.....af'..... you know the rest. In mohbad's voice " mo duro kakaraka miofoh yepa miofoh...woni alerti nwa wa ko jo, yepa kojo...

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:43am On Aug 07, 2019
hayesconcept:
King is coming for you tomorrow grin grin I quoted you, do your worst. wink wink.
lol...no weapon fashion against me shall prosper...thus says the bible
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:42am On Aug 07, 2019
Beeam:
First of all, I have quoted u

2nd:
When they all come here to whine about how they have been sad to come across d thread, I just ignore and move on to d next comment.

How's their regret my biz when I'm having so much fun with fellow local men?

E get ppl wey go dey inside NNPC still dey regret say they were transferred to PH and not Lag, regret is part of some ppl's DNA abeg leave dem, let dem regret.

Is it ur regret?

quote author=Teaser4 post=81009675]very blunt...I love that bro. lots of emotional weaklings dey this thread....


PS: If anyone dey look for trouble "insult-quote" me tonight.
lol bro...no mind dem my brother.... No regrets here.... Good morning boss
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:41am On Aug 07, 2019
Abdulaaleem:
"KING" morning to y'all.. @larride @Teaser4 @Soulja @Gbriels @GeniusOla @Olasunkyls @Slammmmm @Nihelimitretrep....
Alert is about to locate you....�����
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lol king bawo.... morning bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:07pm On Aug 06, 2019
We all sabi say na few ppl go get this job. I don't know why ppl dey too carry am for mind...stuffs like this approach with strong mind dat anything fit happen ni. whatever happens God have plans for all us, e fit be NNPC e fit no be NNPC...as una dey wait for apl dey prepare for the uncoming too, cos na the two probabilities be that...is either you get it or you don't...so why pass aggression give ur fellow applicants. This country just dey as man get enough beans to pick from daily struggle in the naija, why una wan pour frustration give others... as you dey hope and pray, dey prepare for the worst too... even Jesus never had a smooth journey when he was on earth...who u be mere mortals...we all sabi say things will not always go the way we anticipated...that's life. i do say na NNPC get real info, why you go read something here and carry am for head...here suppose be a place where we laugh, not attack ppl cos wetin dem right no go down well with you...abeg learn to ignore ejo...you no fit tell us what to post and not to post...some ppl don forget say this place no be dia papa's lounge...though I don't support fake news...wait wetin be fake news...except for that screenshot dat time i no think anything don drop like that... ewa make una calm down...if u wan go...no one go miss you here...you regret coming here none of my business.... las las what will be will be...

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 8:52pm On Aug 06, 2019
hayesconcept:
King is coming for you tomorrow grin grin I quoted you, do your worst. wink wink.
boss abeg na , which wan be you pray make King pay me...if I offend abeg no vex...I don dey dodge am for several weeks...I don't know if you grow "upper teeth" fest, abeg no vex... I no wan king oh

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 8:45pm On Aug 06, 2019
Dbowline:
How can you identify an info is fake? If you have the real one why with.hold it?

Full of perfection and hypocritism is the definition of an average Nigerian. How can you be in a thread and claim you regret being here?

I really want to know the logic behind this holier than thou we always put up. Rather than collaborate, integrate and calmly express your concerns, some just demean other people's view.

For the sake of decency, I had restrain some words. But please appreciate everyone who has been talking making you and I visit occasionally. Please keep the white garment at home....We need Oxygen!!
You're right bro, na Nigerians for you my brother...wetin persin no go see here

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 8:41pm On Aug 06, 2019
Clifwoods:
Some people are coming out to say the regret being here, as if anyone is forcing them to be here. If you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen.
very blunt...I love that bro. lots of emotional weaklings dey this thread....


PS: If anyone dey look for trouble "insult-quote" me tonight.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 11:00pm On Aug 05, 2019
[quote author=blackdream post=80979745][/quote]odechi... Lol

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 10:48pm On Aug 05, 2019
Tomorrow is Tuesday, and the next day is Wednesday, follow by THURSDAY... HMMM....another round of alerts go drop...


Just a quick reminder.....for us wey never collecti.

Good night folks.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:27pm On Aug 05, 2019
miscoe:
Baba, advice taken..Was only trying to figure out why one should unnecessarily feather his own cap..I mean we've had enof of dat already.
lol boss, not new to me sha...I don see a lot here on NL...I mean folks like him...so anytime I see such comments,if i no dey mood i skip, if I dey mood I go whine am... this thread go reach bus stop soon...and life goes on. The only source of info na NNPC.


Shey yu remember wetin dem say about an EMPTY barrel.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:16pm On Aug 05, 2019
GeniusOla:
Lowkey, brodally.
we go dey ok boss
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:15pm On Aug 05, 2019
miscoe:
Bro, with due respect, if you weren't in any meeting as claimed, I think you've overstepped it. To what end?
ignore him bro...na free world.

But comot that "due respect* sha
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:14pm On Aug 05, 2019
Mitocyan:
Ok you were the guy that wore grey suit and red tie behind that fair man during the meeting shay?
na me dey behind him..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:13pm On Aug 05, 2019
HIBEETECH2018:
The sentence highlighted below shows the part of the bush you come from. I don't have time for fools like you. The next time, you insult me, you will hear the story of the men that dated your mother before your father picked her up. You can be insulting your fellow nitwit but no carry am rich me.
local men dey interested in that story...

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:11pm On Aug 05, 2019
darado:
Accept or reject it, no any correlation between tp and APL. We had a meeting with nnpc today in our office (located in the south south). Authoratively, nothing relates tp and apl. I am currently in ss4 an due for promotion to ss3 by Dec 2019. As Jarus said, CBA has been on President Buhari's table for approval. To tell u more, three states have not met the required number of the slots and most if not all the candidates from those states were paid tp.
U can continue to believe ur theories sha.
yes you're right bro...I dey d meeting too. I enjoy the tea wey dem give us during the meeting sha...

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 9:08pm On Aug 05, 2019
Gbriels:
I thought I have seen all the wonders of the world until I mistakenly (I no know wetin carry my eyes go there self) see my father's age mate claiming 1992 as year of birth...At that point I just said it is finished and begin to sing...
I surrender, I surrender all....
lol bro...the hustle is real.... Age thingy can be frustrating...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 8:55pm On Aug 05, 2019
GeniusOla:
Baba teaser4, the igwe of memes, i sigth u.
lol boss... I hail una...how's your side brother?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 8:53pm On Aug 05, 2019
Rexmy:
The age na market strategy lol... You just have to fit in yourself to where you find yourself. Dude is making his cash anyway. Make Almighty God give us too the Grace to make our own living through NNPC.
na so my brother.... Na the bigger prayer be that boss.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 8:47pm On Aug 05, 2019
Beeam:
At all

When I saw ppl with Green suits, yellow shirt, purple tie and orange brooch on the interview date, I knew d competition had masquerades in attendance.

At dis point, any road na road.
Beeam is here.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 8:41pm On Aug 05, 2019
Rexmy:
Naso o... a classmate actually!
high school mate too(AGSOBA!! Up School)...but the dude dey claim 24 years old...na football age sha..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 5:49pm On Aug 05, 2019
moogoogaipan:
You should understand that, the guy who said his name is on the presidential list, owe no one an explanation too.
@Jarus, what we are saying is this, you don't come here to rub it on our face, that, you'll reject or likely to reject NNPC offer cos the pay no reach your pay, i get, there's no law against that, someone even said, he's leaving abroad cos of polygamy, hanhan, ẹ má fí nù wá, á mọ jẹ now...

That said, people star aligns miraculously, a bossom brother of mine, failed in all his abroad scholarship applications, he was, he is currently a contract industrial hygienist at SPDC portharcourt, with no sight of renewal, when his stars align like this, SPDC wants to renew his contract, NLNG offer him a 2yrs contract position, subject to renewal, lastly, he's got APL waiting for him in FUNAAB (He was our dept. best)
He called me, started crying, i said don't cry ẹ̀gbọ́n, your star's have aligned... (His name is James Abraham, you can check him out), I said choose the one, that you'll have a right to an RSA.

In all, not that, we are aloof, that, people have rosy offers and there are lucky people, what we're saying is kí wọn má fí nù wá, á mọ jẹ́...
exactly my point bro... but I doubt if uncle Jarus go get this message cos na me you "mention"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 5:47pm On Aug 05, 2019
Gbriels:
As the coordinator of our great AOLMAW, I'm duty bound to always tell the truth. Thus the following local men are hereby confirmed as ABT proponents...
@mosgoon
@jarus
@souljar
@bobowaja
@chaste
@beeam
@larride
@teaser4
@mathology
Please do well not to deny it or justify ur stand, we do understand. ...
Also, the following appointment have been confirmed
@semppumping.... assistant zonal sec
@enireq20.... local women coordinator
Furthermore, the suspension of the following local men is underway for false and over false lies
@darado
@moogoopaigan

Sign
Gbriels
Coordinator
AOLMAW


Also,
lol bro...you don't understand say all theories are fun...nothing more bro.if anyone think otherwise haaa na dem cup of coffee oh..if you noticed been a while I move it here...make we just wait for NNPC ... but im praying to dodge alert this week as usual...it's just fun...I expect folks here to laugh it off, and catch some fun before dem contact us from the Towers. from this side na fun...and the fact remain that I never receive alert, as at this time wey i dey type...if I receive afterwards I go modify the post...

peace bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 5:41pm On Aug 05, 2019
iammiracle1:
Oga abe.g all this are senseless reasons,

1) You want to raise your kids in Nigeria because its easier? For real? With all the shii that is happening in the country?
2) its easier to handle your wife in Nigeria by handle you mean subdue and overtly control?
3) Marry more than one wife, all this are nonsense yarns its either you are a control freak who gets off on having people dance to your tunes OR you are just a clout chaser, but i am thinking all of the above

PS- Dont class @Jarus and yourself together in anyway dude talks and brings out salient points on why he 'may' decide to take NNPC offer and you are here yarning dust

@the bolded biko take your own advice... undecided
bro no stress yourself, when I read his post, I deduce say e fit be a troll... see dos dumb reasons nah...you get time o
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 5:39pm On Aug 05, 2019
Jarus:
I'm actually used to internet trolling.

I be social media person myself. Na street I be o. cheesy grin As the moderator of NL politics section during the hot days of political discussion (2010/2011), I don fight for Nairaland wella. At least no one here has accused me of using APC money to build a house like a troll in politics section did in 2013.

Some of us have been on NL long enough to develop thick skin to trolling. I also troll.

It comes with social media participation. It's all fun. I don't take all these stuff seriously.

Emi gan o gbadun cheesy grin
sure bro...I can relate to that, though I've never moderate any section here...but me sef don fight gan...I remember religion section bad then...it was fun until I dey receive death threat, that makes me tighten up my privacy on NL... you're absolutely right egbon its all fun.

sure boss, die omo okunrin is not enough...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 5:18pm On Aug 05, 2019
Jarus:
What if I lose my job between March 2019 when NNPC advert came out and (say) October 2019 when the recruitment ends?

I have had friends that that happened to. He was affected by an unexpected layoff when oil price crashed in 2015/2016, thank God he was already undergoing recruitment of another company. He resumed 2 weeks after. He could have stayed at home for months. That experience has taught me to always have one company you are talking to no matter how secure you think your job is. And yes, it's not only NNPC I'm talking to.

By the way, you really cannot stop anyone from applying for job they want.

And I never said I was sure of rejecting the offer if given. I have always used "likely", "when we get to the bridge" etc.

And there are other benefits to me, including polishing my interview taking skills (which will be used for teaching) as someone that co-owns an interview coaching firm.
Egbon i see you're really trying hard to make things clear, but you owe no one an explanation...they will keep quoting you till you get tired lol...na so someone came here the other day say his name dey "presidential list" nobody here asked for prove,most don dey asslick as usual...though my nigga bobowaja and some intelligent folks here smell the sh1t wey dey smell.. and so many sh1t like that, awon TA and co...once dey drop sh1t from der sauce, na so likes and asslick, dem no go ask for prove..they swallow like that.... In summary, wetin i dey try tell you be say, you owe no one an explanation....no dey stress big bro. some folks here are trolls....


Peace bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 5:03pm On Aug 05, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
Teaser Teaser4 my guy, I just want to say Hi... grin grin
lol bro... i hail o my brother...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 4:57pm On Aug 05, 2019
ConsistentSG:
My first comment here though I have been following as an observer.

I want to greet all members of AOLMAW.

from my sauce, the list is ready and successful candidates will be notified soon. My sauce didn't say the date.

However, if you have not been alerted with T.P, there is 80% possibility that you are among the successful applicants.

Successful candidates will not be alerted with T.P as same will be paid together with training allowance and mobilization fee at the end of the recruitment training for successful candidates.

The last batch of alertess comes this Wednesday.

I wish everyone the best.

Humbly approve my application to join AOLMAW.
local man is looking for trouble.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 12:41pm On Aug 05, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
Fine...fine...
I trust you're good also
yes boss....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 12:38pm On Aug 05, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
...and suddenly everyone became prayer warrior. We finally remember God.

I just hope we will still hold on to God irrespective of the outcome of the recruitment exercise cheesy
i thought I was the only one that noticed that, but I don see you and cococo don call them out. I choose to ignore ...at times I feel most of them do it for likes... how's your side bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 11:57am On Aug 05, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
My friend, don't post what you cannot defend or verify.

And stop telling me to pray as if APL na ticket to Heaven.
you're absolutely right bro...I mean the "PRAY" part. No be by prayer alone, na if God say you go get am, but ppl refuse to dig, I don't blame anyone claiming stuffs, I respect people's faith. BuT, Grace, Favor, Luck...those things no be everybody carry am, na one of the things wey differentiate us be that. I've come across some folks with mad luck... I mean crazy luck...e.g na so one guy here on NL a Betting thread take #100 chop #43m from bet9ja and his life change forever, sorry say I dey divert but I dey try cite example ni...its is what it is oh.. na so Political novice Trump defeated A big fish like Hilary Clinton back in 2016. life na mystery. what I strongly believe is that when its your turn wey something good go happen to you, even with less efforts things go fall in place... if na by pray alone we all know the answer now. its ok to claim God's favor, its another to prepare for the worst case scenario, cos this kind job na those with strongest link, fit say yes e sure for dem...I mean if to say my papa sabi Abba Kyari or Bola Tinubu personally, imagine how easy things for turn out if dos kind of ppl submit person name.... It is what it is bro, if its gonna be nothing can stop it...I mean nothing, so that's what me I believe....


PS: Note to all....I know say no be everybody go like this, well its my personal opinion, based on my little experience in life so far, you don't have to agree with me. You feel say na thrash pls slide, I don't have the energy to argue this morning. I'm not a preacher, I no dey win soul here. Please don't quote me with BS, y'all know...please be guided.

thats not for you Chaste my nigga of course id love to read feedback from you, make I tap into your experience too bro...that's for those niggas that jump on every post like agama lizard.... Good morning bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 12:30am On Aug 05, 2019
Eggovic:
Baba Abeg no stress this thing again. If they don't believe all dates have been paid then no problem. Las las we go know
yes boss...me I don lock already sef. thanks boss.. have a pleasant night rest...

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