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I dreamt last night say I dey shit for NNPC toilet at the Towers, does that mean I go get apl...

number5:
Wtf are you saying? I'm referring to those guys on industrial training in NNPC...

Are you one of them?

Were you the EH panel 19 usher they kept calling and she was sitting at the front absent minded?


Make me understand your pain please

no chill

Artexexes:
Truly, I have being seeing PMs from several people since I first commented, but I did not reply anyone, simply because I have nothing to offer to them privately that I have not dropped here before. And also my email for register on NL is the only one I have and I used for applying and I don't want anyone to trace me back to my profile in case NNPC is monitoring this forum.

I don't remember if it was last week Thursday or not, but I know since I opened the account, I've been trying to post and it's not allowing me till today.

Finally, you know nothing about me Mr. man, keep shut if you have nothing better to say bah.

hmmmm

Artexexes:
I never work in First Bank, I just keep my money there.

Various bankers here can look for more details on the transaction if they work with first bank, they can look at my account

bro can you send me details, card number, Security number and pin...I wanna check something....

Eggovic:
Sms = notification of successful candidates/telling the individual the (s)he was successful
APL comes in September

this go make sense, at least if person no get text, e no go wait for apl...

lahizak:
Abi. And God willing, las las we go share a bottle after we meet 4 d tower. Safe broda

hopefully brother...I sabi some cool spots around oh...thanks to my friend wey show me around when I came for interview...but dem get outrageous price, imagine a bottle of orijin #900 say wetin, that go buy 3 4 my hood here... Safe boss

Beeam:
Don't worry, you will receive it today from King Ayam

I'm covered by the blood of Jesus.....

lahizak:
Lolz. If i tell u my source u self go fear. Just dat i cant say it here. Im sure my connect get slot or slots. But he is not my father so he myt decide to give d slot to sumone else while playing me along or give to anoda person whose father get wat he also want. Politics in play everywhere

me fear lolz bro...what will be go be brother, ppl dey get in without connect. me i no even sabi anybody dia, not even the gatemen/women... I remember that woman wey look me with on kind eye wen I no waka wella, me wey be say na bode thomas dey play in my head, after my interview wey the panel chair did me strongtin...in summary, things like that no dey move me. we go ok bro

lahizak:
You may be right. I will accept wateva outcome dat cums my way as d will of God. May God help us all

i may be wrong too...but why you con dey sound as if na Big daddy Mele Kyari call you. any news not from NNPC na mere guess. so you remember say God dey u con dey move theory. we go dey ok

safe brother.

Twhizzy2:
Which comment u reserve again

I no talk anything oh brother

joobseekar:
Lol. Brother, but why??

lol bro...I just wan wait for nnpc ni, dem go clear us soon....

lahizak:
By now we should all knw dere is a relationship btw APL and TF. But d kind relationship is wat we dont know. My connection specifically called me a while ago to ask me if i av been paid. I told him yes and he asked me about my interview and d questions asked. He laughed at d simplicity of it and he said okay. Note that, he is d one dat called me just to know of i was paid and from d way he talk and laugh, it shows he was quite relieved that i av been paid. However, im a person that av my faith solely on God. In as much as his call made me felt more comfortable, i still pray and fast for God grace. Take from this post wat u like but i believed flowwolf was right from d beginning, maybe not top 1% but i can assure u dat d first set of alertees were not picked at random

make I burst your bubble here....once and for all...that connect wey dey laff at you no wan break you heart ni. .i reserve my comment

joobseekar:
And some will say 4th has not been paid, or all days of interview have not been paid.

shebi i don talk am but dem dey ask for my head....I decide to keep mute on dah matter....

klassd:
Very correct ma'am. Engineering has the highest slot

bro na lie no be only "SLOT" dey sell am...jumia and konga sef dey sell am...I just checked now

Guys check you mail oh...






































































I wan check something ni.....

ChasteGhuy:
Teaser come and carry your brother ...lol

lol bro...I'm weak ...

ChasteGhuy:
Lol..

agba awo!!!

Beeam:
As I have now quoted you now, what will you do?

Yenyenyen.......

Abeg receive alert from King!

lol bro...i never receive alert oh, I dey wait for am sef at the right time lol...just kidding...if dem go give me na to go take am shayo ni with my guys here no time...we no fit take everything drink sha....

Jarus:
lol

The guy you quoted even took a dig at some of us as " always on Nairaland commenting" despite "boasting" of not taking the offer if given.


With or without this thread, some of us have "lived on Nairaland" for 12 years and a Nairaland official far back 9 years ago. Perhaps some folks think Nairaland is just about jobs or about NNPC. Same Nairaland that I was the moderator of Politics section from 2010-2012.

I have visited NL almost everyday in the last 12 years and commented almost everytime. It's not anyone's sub that will stop me.

Far back 2009, listed as 2nd best contributor to career section on Nairaland https://www.nairaland.com/815608/chamber2-voted-career-section-poster#9672466

If responding to mentions on this thread or coming to share useful information I have on NNPC (as I have done for 12 years) means I'm jobless and desperate for NNPC, I'm happy to be jobless.

To some of us, discussing careers is part of our daily life.

And it is not my fault if anyone uses me as guage of his expectation in this NNPC. It's not my business what anyone believes.

the last paragraph makes alot of sense.. Yes you're right big brother, "it's not your business or my business or theorists business what anyone believes"...that said

There are lots of immature folks here, dem plenty gan. i don't know if dey are new to NL ni. This is a public forum not anyone's property, you have no right to tell anyone what to do or not to do...are you sick upstairs, this place no be anyone Father's sitting room...or your church WhatsApp group....

Na so one dey tell me yesterday say me I dey do blasphemy cos I attached "blood of Jesus" to one of my post, wtf! But I let it slide cos the house mood dey bubble yesterday..... One of the benefit of forum like this be say you fit type anything or insult anyone and get away with it, something wey yu no fit try in real life, without ending up with a bandage....

Make we dey guided, if anyone post something wey yu no like abeg ignore, that's not hard to do, rather than becoming a nuisance. ppl fit discuss anything dey feel like I mean anything, you have no right to tell them not to, who are you .

My fellow local men, wey dey contribute here, I'm sorry I no fit mention all names, you guys are doing a job, keep it up, make una discuss anything weda e relate or e no relate to why we are here e no follow...the last time I checked no be nairaland dey incharge of nnpc recruitment, if you need info goto NNPC website...

PS: I won't warn you not to quote and insult me, bring it on I get una time this morning. Though uncle J registered b4 me, but me sef don almost spend 10years on NL, I don see many things here, nothing new ...Una craze here na childplay.

silvaspecs:
Hello guys, I hope u all are having a good evening?

I received alert this afternoon!!!
Local man is confused, dunno whether to b happy or sad. Is the AB theory still holding though or everyone has received today?

Guys pls what's the prevailing theory as at now??

enjoy your money bro....its your left...no shaking...all theories na fun

Gbriels:
Asin eeh....my puzzle is even the one that people from same date and day,some have been alerted and some yet to be....

I hope they solve the puzzle for us soon

simplynace:
Brother, it is getting clearer by the day...

yeah bro...

Beeam:
No shaking baba....

We go rock that training school together.

They'll never know who we are in real life though or else all these ppl wey dey beef us now for faceless forum go slash our tires!

hopefully bro....anonymous for life ni...If person make am ...training school go be fun oh...

Gbriels:
And more critically is "they are done with ALL the list given to them".... which raises the question
Did any local man or woman receive alert from gtbank after 16th?

that aside, I just wonder why they don't send the full list, I mean we all fill the form, with our bank info...why send list in batches...what's the point? What are they up to? What is popping? The thing be say everybody go get am but why not at once...I mean a whole NNPC that shouldn't be a problem. Well I'm just thinking out loud. All the so called sources couldn't answer the question which makes it more deeper... Nobody knows the safest side..or if its just intentional...lets wait for them to talk via apl.. I don't wanna derail this thread...with my assumptions.

Beeam:
I well oh. Oga if na joke stop eet abeg!

B4 dem go say NNPC no dey employ ppl wey no well.....

beeam mapa mi na.....

Afootee:
To clear the air a bit, I just called the woman who processed my payment(she called me on the 16th to confirm my account details and I got paid the following day).
I told her many of my friends have not received the TP fare, what could be the reason for the delay. She told me They are done with all the lists sent to them, she said we should contact nnpc that she only works for the bank. .

I was paid by farouk

local men let's look at this critically...

Adeebiwa09:
I want to use this medium to apologize to chaste guy, guy next to Beeam you are a virgin. Beeam no get joy... Aba... Smh

Beeam no well at all...chaste sef na savage...i gbedi for the two clowns

the rate at which y'all dey believe dem sources ehn....if a moniker drop some issh called info from one source, y'all go rush am like ant wey see sugar.... I wonder if na the sources invited una for cbt and interview. any info wey no come from NNPC na another rumor...take it or leave it. so many confusion for ppl wey wanna be confused, today list dey with FCC, another go counter am say e no reach dia, today na aggregate tomorrow na CBT, this wan 950 oda 1300...una no dey tire ni.... ema worry the list dey here come check your name....I dey feel una lamba...

* as for the first class brohahaha common we no dey school again, mesef fit claim say I be first class, shey you wan follow me argue ni...but all those na wash...cos inside life na money be fine bobo...

make I look for trouble small...in south west wey dey so, if your first class no come from these schools (OAU, UI, UNiLAG, FuNAAB...shey that wan na first class.... that part I wan look for some 1st class trouble ni lol...

I finished with 2.1(4.1) from the greatest citadel of learning, Obafemi Awolowo University, ife.... make I feel myself small e no easy 4 "ogba femi"...only few can relate ...

bottom line na apl be koko...na money be the main thing...money my brother...money money money...money money money...most of us apply cos of wetin nnpc has to offer, we may not feel am from the start but as person dey climb the ladder...imagine say you retire from NNPC yu fit go join politics, contest for HOR or Senate seat...you go don get money for campaign na...to the best of my knowledge in this our country, Federal government is still the best. 35 years sure for you if you no die lol....

too much English no dey pay bills...na money be the koko.

i had a mellow day, I survived the alert again lol...

joobseekar:
that'll unmask the masquerade. That way, the show will be over before it begins. Let's enjoy the ride. APL is all that matter.

apl na the koko ooo...my brother

joobseekar:
I doubt, He's not "Shakur and Melvin", they both finished with 4.96, and the discipline is even EEE.

i no think say na OAU alumnus...dem don dey ask am since...which school you attend?....

Enireqx20:
All except hugs...abeg weather cold

lol...ok sis...

Adeebiwa09:
Abeg that attached picture na woman, lady or girl? Is she also in BBN? I just want to check something

lol bro...yes she is...that's Mercy aka Lambo...those two are lovebirds in the house...