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Good morning local men(non-alertees) our brother Beaam don alight from our bus oh... as the conductor of the bus I'm gonna lock from inside so farok,king, or lazarus wont get more local men...larride, bobowaja, terij4 and other non-alertees i forgot names oh...no vex oh...fasten ya seatbelt...the bus no dey stop again oh...na Towers be the last bus stop oh.....

chilax94:
But Uncle Jaiye, that was not what you said last week now?
You said the non-alertees have it.
God bless King for me, i just need @femokleen and @teaser4 to be alerted too so ABT theory can die in peace

bro...not today... this is King rn

Beeam:
I can now officially confirm that there is DEFINITELY NO CORRELATION BETWEEN TFARE AND APL!

Larride and Teaser4 and d rest are just jobless graduates constituting nuisance here on a daily basis. How can u say there's correlation between APL and TFare when they told us all that everybody will be paid?

Anyways, I don't blame you, it's d people believing u I blame.

Unspoken inference: LAZARUS DON PAY ME, MAKE I GO FIND ONE CORRECT CHURCH SOW AM AS SEED ABEG, I CANNUH COMAN SPEND THEIR EVIL MONEY!

Bros Jarus, when did u do ur interview again?

Just wanna check something

finally dem don get you brother....heheheh

Enrypech:
Lol.

I dey tell you

no shaking bro.... apl na the koko...alert go reach all of us...enjoy your money brother

GeniusOla:
Bobowaja how far? Anytime i see your Monika, na that
song "no matter where u go o, remember the road that leads you home" bobowaja(bodethomas) lol dey always come my mind. You are right nnpc just dey burst local men jaws anyhow like Muhammad ali (na only teaser4 get the right meme to describe this) #lol, however none of us called our claim the truth of what's happening rather a reasonable explanation and the explicity i emphasised is in regards of beam making the hypothesis clear, still not a claim of what we said being the truth, keep up the good work guys

we go dey ok boss...

ChasteGhuy:
Lol... E wants to eat new yam

hehehe..yam don burn lol

FSade:
Let's all start praying. The recruitment has been officially suspended till further notice. Reach out to your sources and sauces to confirm. Everyone will get paid as apl is in the distant future. Confirm please before quoting me. Shallom

oya coman be going....

me dreaming of my apl... "don't wake me up up up up uuuuuppppp........"

Enrypech:
Lol. Okay

I don't know whether you know that King visited me today o

oh for real?

nihelimitretep:
Ch3ck here
breakyourownnews.com

You can edit the tempate

ok bro. gracias...

Enrypech:
Somebody should teach me how to design this picture abeg

sup bro...me sef no sabi do am...na on top twitter I dey safe em

scobyy2007:
I'm beginning to feel you were the first person to receive alert from the way you teasing us.

lol bro...dem never pay me...if I get alert I go update here....

larride:
Congrats.
You just confused you.

i swear he is....

Adeebiwa09:
Lolx yeah I know 5th people... Make them just pay Jarus now. There would be a massive wave of confusion theory

lol bro...if dem pay Jarus dem go pay us together shey yu remember...besides na everybody go collect las las...

Adeebiwa09:
Lolx I no know say you don turn Moses, wey you and God dey join do the miracle. Alert locate your ip address in 5 4 3 2 1

lol bro...not today...

Adeebiwa09:
Lolx I no know say you don turn Moses, wey you and God dey join do the miracle. Alert locate your ip address in 5 4 3 2 1

lol bro....

Dbowline:
Guys please treat with urgent and exercise caution. His handle here is BEAM

bro no dey waste your time... beam na clown...we all sabi am...na registered local man and proudly non-alertee....


in summary, He's just having fun...read between the lines..


peace bro

tsunami alert everywhere...me staring at my phone every seconds... oh lord keep me safe. we can do this again... alert not today...

Backside1993:
Local man cannot can again..alert chai..safia pain..Cocococo where are u hiding i need join u...cos i am in safia pain...my chest my chest...2nd 12k

congrats bro....enjoy your new camp lol....

CircleOfWilis:
The king haf kee me...why me....12k

congratulations bro...welcome to NNPC

prex29:
Good day All,
I have been a silent reader. I still haven't received my transport fare yet.
Did my test in Lagos and had my interview on the 5th of July, 7:00 am.
Anyone in my shoes?

come let's take a selfie....

moi hiding from king ayam, farouk or lazarus... i cannot can....thou shall not receive evil alert...na ein make me con dodge here ooo...

Beeam:
We stand strong in hiding!

Let's observe a minute's silence for our fallen heroes, Gbriels, Chasteguy, theSpark, Kevlala and Cocococo

yea brother

smartkester:
your speculations are wrong. There is no pattern how this stuff work, a friend of mine that did on 5th got paid 6k this evening

well i don talk am before say dem don pay all dates...dem dey take nairaland do yardstick or gutterstick...na turn by turn everybody go get alert las las....

Gbriels:
Yeah....u r a confirmed dude... And team beeam and teaser4 gang... Me and chasteguy just de observe una ni...

lol bro

bobowaja:
I am still dodging bro.

lol bro...same here boss...we go dey ok

Beeam:
baba
We dey here dey dodge TFare oh

na so brother...na dodging season...

Beeam:
Loooolz
Shameless decamper

Beamer my nigga

tejiri4:
Lol I don brace myself from alert. Local man have not receive any.

no shaking ......brother

bobowaja sup bro...how's your side?

ChasteGhuy:
Not bad... Yours?

cool bro

Gbriels:
I'm checking something between teaser4, larride,jarus and mosgon on this alert sontin....

"in bigbrother's voice"...
hola boss...dem never pay local man