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PhonesRe: How To Charge Your Phone With Tiger Radio Battery (must Réad)tested And Trustd by TeaYMize(m): 9:35am On Jul 15, 2016
patmegame:
screenshot how you made it
SCREENSHOThuh
FamilyRe: Uja's 5 Daughters Who Are All Lawyers Turn Heads In New Photos by TeaYMize(m): 7:01am On Jul 15, 2016
Wonderful!!! So beautiful and intelligent......

God's blessing is evident in this family
NYSCRe: See This Hilarious INEC Poster In Sokoto State by TeaYMize(m): 8:38pm On Jul 13, 2016
The writer/designer simply wrote it the way it sounds..........LOL
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Home Tutors Needed! (any Subject) by TeaYMize(m): 4:49pm On Jul 13, 2016
I'm interested....here's my number: 07063553732
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jumia Summer Internship Programme 2016 by TeaYMize(m): 4:42pm On Jul 13, 2016
dermmy:
Abeg make dem tell us black friday date na dat one dey do me grin
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeewwww

BLACK FRIDAY is the biggest scam of all time....very annoying
Jobs/VacanciesApply Now For Job Vacancy At Cluttons by TeaYMize(op): 2:38pm On Jul 13, 2016
Company Profile
Cluttons provides high quality service and advice that’s
delivered with a personal touch. Our ambition is to be the real
estate services company that delivers the highest levels of
client satisfaction.
Whether it’s managing the portfolio of a global technology
giant, offering investment advice, selling land, valuing an
unusual property or letting a home, we make it easy.
Job Title: Head Of Professional Services
Job Overview
Cluttons is currently recruiting for a Head of Professional
Services in Nigeria. Reporting into the CEO and Board of
Cluttons Nigeria, this role is to head Professional Services for
our National business, establishing the Valuations department
and wider Professional Services to our banking sector
clients. Providing leadership and management and acting as
the senior business development lead whilst ensuring strict
adherence to RICS guidelines. The role has the remit of
building and maintaining the team and securing mandates to
tranisition to a sustainable business line.
Basic Responsibilities
To lead the growth and wider development of the
Professional Services Department, Cluttons Nigeria
To produce RICS Valuation reports in line with current
standards
To conduct weekly and quarterly pipeline management
and business development meetings
Manage the execution and quality control of all
valuations
Ensure high team member retention and career
management of all
Provide robust fee generation and forecasting
Identify and take all opportunities of cross selling and
cross department cooperation
Have sole responsibility of P&L of the Nigerian
valuations business line and contribute to guidance on
the wider business
Build and monitor the pipeline of prospective
assignments in Valuations and action
Monitor service to clients via regular reviews and
promptly rectify any shortfall in quality
Develop a strong network of relationships and
proactively sell services across the Firm
Work with Partners outside of the team in the
achievement of our Firms’s vision and objectives
Attend external networking events, keep abreast of
market developments and share these regularly with
the team and Firm as required
Lead and contribute to the delivery of a high quality
service
Manage change effectively in order to improve quality
and profitability
Improve systems and processes – be innovative and
creative and encourage this in others
Review and sign off on QA
Ensure successful completion of business related
projects
Undertake business planning activities in line with the
Firm’s aims
Manage fee negotiations, billing and actively manage
debtors
Bill regularly and collect fees as quickly as possible
Accurately forecast fees when required to do so by
the Board
Contribute to development initiatives to improve
profitability
Maintain and build strategic client relationships
Actively sell our Valuations capability to clients
Lead and be effective in winning new business
Identify cross selling opportunities and execute them
Qualifications
Educated to degree level
Driving license
A strong background and track record in Valuations
Previous experience and evidence of enhancing
performance through growth and profitability
Developing market profile as a new business generator
Must have the willingness and ability to travel
internationally
Full member of the Royal Institution of Chartered
Surveyors
Fluent in written and spoken English
Emerging market experience preferred
How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should visit this link to apply

www.jobimu.com/apply-now-for-job-vacancy-at-cluttons/
TV/MoviesRe: King Phillipiano At Project Fame Audition in Lagos (photos) by TeaYMize(m): 10:31am On Jul 13, 2016
Uniqueness @ its peak......


#MadeOfBlack
#ProudlyNigerian
PhonesRe: Things You Should Know Before Changing Your Phone's IMEI by TeaYMize(m): 10:25am On Jul 13, 2016
Teeboy22:
Like 100naira for 100gig abi cheesy grin
LOL.....

#100 for 1gb dn do for now....bet #100 for 100gb no bad sef wink
Car TalkRe: How To Break Into Your Car When You Mistakenly Lock Your Key In The Car (Photos) by TeaYMize(m): 7:41am On Jul 13, 2016
kingreign:
I wonder what nairaland admins thought of that made them bring such sensitive topic on how to breach a car security to the home page especially in the era where car jacking, break and entry is at an all time high. It goes to show NL has gone to the dogs.
Abi oooo....then later we'll complain of insecurity,theft and the likes, nt knowing that we instigated it
Car TalkRe: How To Break Into Your Car When You Mistakenly Lock Your Key In The Car (Photos) by TeaYMize(m): 7:20am On Jul 13, 2016
I'm not sure stuffs like this shld be let out like this....tho its a good information that can help someone in distress.....

The info can be used as well to put someone in distress, so its dangerous for 60% to know this....

Thanks.
PhonesRe: Things You Should Know Before Changing Your Phone's IMEI by TeaYMize(m): 7:06am On Jul 13, 2016
izzy4shizzy:
That is NONsense...I changed my android imei yestadai sef.....

Do u think you are the only using a particular imei? Wake up from your slumber

Mayb op dey use phone wey no gree change imei, him come dey jealous
LOL grin
PhonesRe: Things You Should Know Before Changing Your Phone's IMEI by TeaYMize(m): 7:03am On Jul 13, 2016
Forget that thing.......

Tho changing of IMEI is a big risk, but erm wot do u expect wen data subs r on the high side for android fones compared to BB, n even the android fones suck more data dan BB......so pple wl always find an alternative...

All those things listed cannot happen in NAIJA yet.....maybe in the future sha, I wnt change IMEI again, by then we'll have cheaper subscription rates

#TeamWeNeedCheaperSubscriptions
#TeamIMEIchanging
Jobs/VacanciesRe: EFCC RECRUITMENT: Candidates Who Passed Interview Will Be Investigated by TeaYMize(m): 6:53am On Jul 13, 2016
Illuminatus:
And why are they publishing it? Like, does EFFCC understand that its a covert organisation? How will CIA come and be making this kinda publication? Sigh.
That's NIGERIA for u, we take pleasure in talking rather that doing what we're supposed to.......these things shld be a secret thing dt none of the applicants shld knw abt...

#GodHelpUs #EFCCrecruitment
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Whatsapp Group (drop Your Numbers) by TeaYMize(m): 11:32pm On Jul 12, 2016
07063553732
TV/MoviesRe: Lets Know Your Best Best EMPIRE Music by TeaYMize(m): 11:28pm On Jul 12, 2016
Born to Love you

Never Love again

Money for Nothing

Chasing the sky

No Apologies
EducationRe: 18 Pictures Only Those Attending FUTA Can Relate To - McBrooklyn by TeaYMize(m): 11:23pm On Jul 12, 2016
opylas:
...Academic excellence is our tradition,
FUTA for self-reliance....
FU...UUUUUU.....UUUUUUUUUU....TAAAAAAAAAAAA!



Class '15 cool
Lol.....its only at the end of FUTA anthem u'll get the loudest voices; those who can't recite the anthem well will only say......FU....UUUUU......UUUUUU.....TAAAAAAAAA

#TechnologyForSelfReliance
EducationRe: What Subject Made You Feel Like This When You Were In School? by TeaYMize(m): 10:20am On Dec 16, 2014
yusufogrin:
in futa,,,,,,,,,,,,,ARC206....the lecturer slow pass my metabolism................................
Lol,almost all courses in futa are annoying .............d one I hated most ws CSP210,very annoying course wt one yeye grade @ d end of d semester,MEE101 is anoda wicked n stressful course
EducationRe: What Subject Made You Feel Like This When You Were In School? by TeaYMize(m): 10:14am On Dec 16, 2014
Chemistry.....I hated dt subject with passion, because of dt I refused 2 study BioChemistry is skul wen I ws offered,said I preffered Microbiology; dt organic part is ma biggest problem
Jokes EtcRe: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by TeaYMize(m): 9:49am On Dec 16, 2014
DEGREE2466:
A P C = Amalgamation of Political
Criminals
P D P=people decieving
people
*IMO = i must obey
*IBADAN =Igbo Boys
Are Dangerous At
Night...
*ABA =Agboro Boys
Association
*LAGOS =Love All Girls
on Sunday
*ABACHA = After
Babangida Another
Criminal
Has Arrived..
*GULDER =Girls under
linguor deserve extra
romance.
*F.A.N.T.A =Foolish
Ashawo Never Takes
Advice.
*W.E.E.K =Woman's
education ends in
kitchen
.
*NIGERIA =Never
Investigate
Great Executive Robbers
In Authority.
*NEPA= Never expect
power always.
*KOBO=Kill obasanjo
before others.
*AIDS=America
invention for
discouraging
sex.
*PHCN=Please hold
candle near
*OYO=On your own
*NYSC=Now your
struggle continue
*Glo=Get lover online
*Mtn=Maintain total
Nonsense
*JONATHAN=Just ON
Ambition To Hurt All
Nigerians..
*OBAMA=Ordinary
Black African Managing
America
*STAR=Stay together
And rejoice
* NOW= Na obasanjo
work
*Whisky=Whatch.
How.I.Slowly.Kill.You
LIKE THIS PAGE AND
ADD YOUR OWN
#BARACK = Born African,Raised American,Complete Kenyan
EducationRe: 16 Errors That Are Still Taught In Nigerian Schools Today by TeaYMize(m): 12:45pm On Dec 06, 2014
Mcbussy:
Op,nice job....but I'm gonna argue about John Locke's tabula rasa.

Truly,cognitive traits and capabilities are passed from parents to offspring. But what John Locke was saying is dat a child comes to the world with a blank slate (tabula rasa) i.e blank mind...the child's experience in life is written on that slate and therefore is one on the key factors that develop d individuals personality.

If you look at urself. your childhood experience, the kind of environment u grew up in helped shape who you are today. Every individual responds to d world according to his own experience, views and perception.

Definitely, parents can't pass their own life experience to their ofsprings through the genes. If that was the case, every Jew born in present day would naturally hate Germans even without hearing the world war 2 stories. African Americans would still be feeling the pains of their slave ancestors... Lolz grin

So I think the scientists that related genetics with "tabula rasa" must av had d wrong perception of what John Locke meant. Memory and perception cannot be passed by genes. It is possible to pass cognitive capabilities and patterns.
Exactly wot came 2 ma mind.....dis is y a yoruba child born in an hausa land will behave lyk an hausa child if he lives in d land all his life....its nt as if the language or d behaviour will b pased onto d child naturally.......Environment n surrounding affects d life of a growing child
EducationRe: Nigerian Wins Queen Of Africa Students In Russia by TeaYMize(m): 6:28am On Dec 05, 2014
onadana:
huh'With ten African students'am I blind or what?
Lol.....na slip of typing fingers
SportsRe: Do You Still Say Keshi Should Go ? by TeaYMize(m): 6:31am On Oct 16, 2014
NairaMode:
We have always been able to analyze and judge football from afar.
We analyze gestures, choices and style of coaches and players alike from a very distant view which is usually bias.
As the case maybe, there are always things we do not know about players, coaches, their mindset and decisions, mistakes and glory.
So I don't really judge but going by what people working with him have said about him, I think he should be given a fair chance some more.

I personally believe he is proud and unprofessional with some of his statements and decisions and in the even that he doesn't adjust (say within a stipulated period) then he should be shown the way.

People deserve chances and we don't just severe the head because it hurts.
Keshi has been given enof chances as d coach; ryt 4rm wen he left 2 S/A 2 luk 4 a job dia n didn't get one, dy shldn't v given dt coaching seat baq 2 him in Nigeria,,bt nw ehn Keshi shld just go finally so dt a beta coach wl lead d super eagles team. Of course we av beta coaches in Naija,all we've 2 do do is select one out of dem
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander And His Lovely Mother by TeaYMize(m): 5:59pm On Oct 12, 2014
Mehn!!!!! See beauty...............no wonda d guy is handsome, he actually got it 4rm his mum.....................Hapi betday 2 ur mum, I wish ha beta days on earth
PropertiesRe: Bayelsa State New Governor's Office To Cost 33.8 Billion Naira (205 Million USD) by TeaYMize(m): 1:32am On Oct 11, 2014
Christ Jesus on d throne!!!! Wen wl our leaders start thinking ryt; as if dt office wld provide food 4 d poor n create employment opportunites.............just because u wanna build d best office in west Africa,u decide 2 spend all d state's moni;that's if they spend d moni on d project anyway................God dey

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