thesicilian:
The snake is obviously harmless. Why did you kill it?

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
I would have shot you in the head. If you survive I fire two more shots into your evil heart. Thank your stars.

Go get married and start guiding your own wife .... foooool

uncleck:
that champagne will one day become ex too. I wonder what you will be drinking by then

CplusJason:
Chop of the left buttocks?




With the way Jehovah witness are going about preaching repentance in my neighbourhood, I think they should be careful not to loose the two buttocks.

tesppidd:
I really wouldn't mind this policewoman handcuffing me to the bunk.

Tolexander:
Please come home and be making drones for us. Boko haram, Fulani herdsmen, beheaders and kidnappers are terrorising us!

SaulRazor:
He will soon die mysteriously , nobody that toys with that jazz can last long ..let him enjoy the moment because soon he will start losing weight and fall Ill and then pass on quietly

4FACEADELEKE:
I can date a lady that smokes,but I cant Marry a lady that smokes and build a home with her.

Homeboiy:
Went to bath in a face me I face u ,..forgot my warpper n decided to bath like that


My neighbour sexy wife was inside d bathroom watching my me, observing my six packs

when I noticed ,I faced her n she was like bros, ur thing big ooooo


she dey beg me for BJ since BT I no gree

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Lienus

AreaFada2:

This is the truth people refuse to accept.

A guy with enough time and money gets many girls if he wants.

A girl with plenty of time, little money & at least averagely pretty if she wants can get many guys, even if just to make ends meet.

Guys that are contented with that one babe are few.

Guys that can meet the majority of the needs of a girl are VERY few.

So the stage is set for cheating to flourish in 9ja environment.



It is simply a market place nowadays.

Mologi:
He has talken...



But refuse to give a f**k to a yahoo boy...

modified....

she has spoken.... but my decision above stands...

NwaAmaikpe:


Ireti Doyle don't mind your useless mom.

She didn't bring you up properly yet she still was jealous that you had started eating what she was eating.

I'm sure its genetic... Your daughters and granddaughters will break your record.

Wayward woman

steppins:
I've seen this happen before. A woman was being raped by arm robbers in front of her husband and she kept shouting, "give it to meeeeee" and she was moaning and kicking with multiple orgasms.
The husband sent her packing the next day.

ojun50:
Brown new of that bus cost 11million presently bt while will a sch use such a color

pussyeater:
The Student Union President should be sentenced to death for buying this panduku for 3M

emmanuelpopson:
many wanna play "belong" status while they are hydrophobic in nature... I remember my NYSC days in Delta..with water bodies around to swim and flex as my colleagues does.. I stay put as I know my phobia which is water...

RIP bro

DieBuhari:
Afonja Ritualists at it again

Tapout:
if you lock my uncle's car more than twice using its remote, it shuts down every electrical feature of the car... It won't start until u..... Hmm lemme stop here

pzphoto:
They really look good together....



Source :: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/06/actor-odunade-adekola-pictured-with.html?m=0

Fresca:
Haha who are these jobless people? Even if you rap 24 hours, your time is over..... una no go still blow.