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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Shout/cry While Having Sex ? by TechMike: 11:23pm On Nov 03, 2017
Teaveapoet:




No. every lady has p***** but some were circumcised like the cover was peel off not the hymen oo. so through this incision, it causes them extra pain than enjoyment.

Holy shiit... shocked

like the clit right?

I just googled it...

It is very unfortunate... dear...

The question now is why do parents do such to their children?

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Career / Re: My Supervisor Uses Juju On Our Boss by TechMike: 11:06pm On Nov 03, 2017
It is not juju, your supervisor only found out your Boss' mumu button.

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Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Prostitutes by TechMike: 10:59pm On Nov 03, 2017
IamSINZ:



Exactly!



We'll bait him with one of those hoes he loves to Mac, then slap the black out of him before tying a knot around the veil on his head lest he spill some foolishness on our way to the hospital.

hehehehehehe...

cheesy cheesy cheesy...

But dude would know that it is a trap na...

He might even chop and run... you know how rats behave...

when you set trap for them cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Shout/cry While Having Sex ? by TechMike: 10:58pm On Nov 03, 2017
Teaveapoet:



I believe what is been enjoyed that arouses the moans pleasures and scream. if sex is not enjoyed then no scream and sincerely some circumcised ladies don't enjoy it at all.

I think this analysis went deeper than I expected...


When you talk circumcised, does it mean girls without p**** or what?

I have never heard about that.

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Romance / Re: My Throw Back Pics, From Grass To Grace by TechMike: 10:45pm On Nov 03, 2017
Wow. It is still grass to field na..

You haven't gotten to grace yet...

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Shout/cry While Having Sex ? by TechMike: 10:44pm On Nov 03, 2017
Teaveapoet:






Am not a guy. so you don't need analysis from me.

Smiles...

Okay maam ...

I thought you had statistical data to back up your claims.
Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Prostitutes by TechMike: 10:42pm On Nov 03, 2017
IamSINZ:



That's a great idea but that'll kill him still..


Why don't we donate him to one of these research hospitals where they can use him to carry out an experiment on Arrant Stupidity in Adult African Males.

Hahahahaha...

Maybe inside of him lies the antidote for stu.pidity. You are brilliant sir...

Next things is...

"How do we capture him without getting bitten?"
Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Prostitutes by TechMike: 10:37pm On Nov 03, 2017
IamSINZ:



Nah.. he probably has gonorrhea.


Let's use him to test grenade launchers...

You sure the dude is gonna die?

Death should deny him at this point...

Let us not waste money, Let's sell his kidney and liver in Malaysia...

We can both be the next huspuppi cheesy

We can then change name to squarepuppi
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Shout/cry While Having Sex ? by TechMike: 10:35pm On Nov 03, 2017
Teaveapoet:
The proper question is Why do SOME girls shout during sex?
IS not all girls that shout okay.

Lol. How many girls have you slept with to arrive at this conclusion...

We need in-depth analysis.

Please help.

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Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Prostitutes by TechMike: 10:28pm On Nov 03, 2017
IamSINZ:



Or better still, just use him for sacrifice undecided

I think the Gods would reject him....


Hehehe...

We should just steal his valuable body part (diick) and sell...
Romance / Re: An Article About Depression by TechMike: 10:23pm On Nov 03, 2017
It is not in depth. Kind of shallow.
Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Prostitutes by TechMike: 10:20pm On Nov 03, 2017
IamSINZ:



A heavy slap on his face would suffice. Even Jesus will approve. grin

Hehehe. Maybe holy slap....

Or...

We take him to cele churches and use holy cane.
Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Prostitutes by TechMike: 10:16pm On Nov 03, 2017
IamSINZ:
oh, okay..

Have you preached to him? He needs Jesus.

Lol...
Phones / Re: 6 Ways To Overcome Social Media Anxiety Disorder by TechMike: 10:15pm On Nov 03, 2017
Fact... For a while I have actually shut myself out from the real world...

I guess work stress contributed. I think I need to explore and discover myself...

But as for being intimidated by richer people's lifestyle? Hell no!! Unless you are C. Rinaldo.

Lol...

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Family / Re: 82-Year-Old Missing Woman In Lagos Found by TechMike: 9:58pm On Nov 03, 2017
I
cyndy1000:



Please isn't funny it human being we are talking about I didn't actually read well I just glanced at the poster thought was obituary. Am still so sorry

No problems dearie.
Family / Re: 82-Year-Old Missing Woman In Lagos Found by TechMike: 6:44pm On Nov 03, 2017
cyndy1000:
Oh my God you guys finally found her n she is dead. So many evil everywhere God save our families from evil preys. Rip

Funny... Lol...

Go and read again.

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Education / Re: How Long Does It Take To Process An Academic Transcript In Your Alma Mater? by TechMike: 5:59pm On Nov 03, 2017
My Alma Mata?

Useless school. It is not about the duration, it is about the charge.

We you have to pay about 60k for a transcript. Idiots made me lose my study abroad chance!!

Madonna uni oshi!!
Sports / Re: TSTV Illegal Viewing Brouhaha By May Ubeku by TechMike: 4:17pm On Nov 03, 2017
Chuksteric:
They gave away themselves when they wrote BEIN all in capital instead of beIN

You mean it is cheap propaganda?
Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Rants ” I’m Coming For Aj” by TechMike: 4:06pm On Nov 03, 2017
lol...

Fury is just a clown! cheesy.

Dude is great, and he will definitely knockout Aj...
Education / Re: How To Find The Square Root Of ANY Number Instantly In 3 Secs by TechMike: 3:48pm On Nov 03, 2017
great

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