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RomanceRe: Before You Decide To Abstain From Sex Till Marriage by technophile(m): 5:00pm On Feb 04, 2015
too long
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Man With 58 Wives, 300 Children, Wants More Kids by technophile(m):
***hmmmn just thinking aloud*** If a man like this could marry 58 Igbos wives without using charms, Then I would marry nothing less than 10,000 women without toasting, but if I should start toasting, I would have nothing less than 500,000.

Oya South South, here I come!
IslamRe: The Prophet's Way Of Correcting People by technophile(m): 3:17pm On Jan 30, 2015
hmmmnn, but why are all this terrorists killing in the name of Mohamed/Allah?? and why do I need to accept that I'm a Muslim to comment on your thread when you guys can freely comment on other religious threadhuh
PoliticsRe: We Killed The People Of Baga, As Our Lord Instructed Us In His Book – Shekau by technophile(m):
John 16 vs 1 - 3

All this I have told you so that you will not fall away. They will put you out of the synagogue; in fact, the time is coming when anyone who kills you will think they are offering a service to God. They will do such things because they have not known the Father or me. I have told you this, so that when their time comes you will remember that I warned you about them. I did not tell you this from the beginning because I was with you.


May God add a blessing to the readers, hearers, and doers of His
Word [Amen]
Music/RadioSuperluv By Luvvy Gee by technophile(op): 6:12am On Jan 17, 2015
Olajide Blessing John a.k.a Luvvy Gee is a Nigerian Hiphop, RnbSinger, rapper and Songwriter. Currently signed to PBM (Possessed ByMusic) and Managed by Kojahweyree Entertainment. He was Born and raised in Osogbo, Osun state and after his secondary school he moved to Lagos to further his education and to also pursue is musical career, he has since then established himself as of the Nigerian finest.
Having worked with alot of huge popular Artists and Producers.With this brand new Single titled SUPERLUV, Luvvy Gee is Superfly, thesong is Supersweet, the beat is Supertight.

See more at: http://www..ng/2015/01/14/music-luvvy-gee-super-luv/#sthash.f5wxWsnK.dpuf

SportsRe: Top 15 Stadium In Nigeria Presently by technophile(m):
If not for those foolish terrorists... we could have hosted the 2015 AFCON
Christianity EtcRe: Colourful Photos From Daystar Christian Centre's Christmas Carol by technophile(m): 5:47pm On Dec 19, 2014
EducationRe: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by technophile(m): 6:57pm On Dec 15, 2014
ok, I've been following this thread for a while now I think it's time for me to comment.

I received a message from YabatecCITM that HND full time screening will take place on Thursday by 9am, so here comes my questions:-

I was asked to come with my credentials, I have all my credentials already but just to be very sure can a good Samaritan list all what they're going to ask us here cos I'll be coming from a very long way to Lagos.

Secondly, should I be getting ready for Test/Exams cos as you see me so, e don tay wey I don read last.

Thanks in Anticipation.
PropertiesRe: A Jungle In The City: Story Of A 500-room House Where Tenants Live As Prisoners by technophile(m): 1:16pm On Dec 13, 2014
Lagos is a glorified shithole! No light, no water, overcrowding, overheating, an average air in Lagos contains 0.2% Oxygen, the rest have been polluted with generator's exhaust, body odour, mouth odour... in short, Lagos is one of the branch office of hell on earth.
CrimeRe: Imam Turned Robber Shaved Long Beard To Avoid Recognition [pictured] by technophile(m): 1:03pm On Dec 13, 2014
Badass Imam!
HealthRe: 10 Fascinating Facts About Flatulence by technophile(m): 12:37pm On Dec 13, 2014
7.Farts are flammable.
Farts burn because they contain methane and hydrogen, both of
which are flammable gases.
Farts tend to burn with a blue or yellow flame
Proof!

PhonesRe: Basic And Detailed Information About Android Rooting (things You Never Knew) by technophile(m): 4:19am On Nov 29, 2014
I seriously don't know where you guys are seeing virus on android fones, as it ever occurred to you that the antivirus on ur android fone may the virus slowing down your phone? cos me I've been installing from an unknown source on my rooted android phones since 2010, yet my fone no dey get any lag.
Christianity EtcRe: What Nigerians Think Of People Who Do NOT Believe In God? by technophile(m): 4:13am On Nov 29, 2014
Nigerian atheist or should I say African atheist are the dumbest people on earth, they think they are wise, yet they are very fo*lish. Why don't you go and interview a jujuman and tell him his god is not real, if he will not turn you to a goat and handover the goat to ur parent to kill.
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Myths About Spiritual Spouse by technophile(m): 8:28am On Nov 22, 2014
philfearon:
And what is the lie here bro?
You saw my bolded sentence right?
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Myths About Spiritual Spouse by technophile(m): 8:21am On Nov 22, 2014
philfearon:
And yet you didn't quote or show me where The Devil lied!!
Gen. chapter 3 vs 2

And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden:
3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden,
God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it,
lest ye die.
4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
but they died after eating it, didn't they?? He lied to them!
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Myths About Spiritual Spouse by technophile(m): 8:01am On Nov 22, 2014
philfearon:
Am not talking based on what I read,but I know for a fact....They feed off of energies...Make an inward research on yourself,What brought her to You? What were the original thoughts you projected in the beginning?
Am insisting on this because Succubus can only come to a person in two ways:
1)You were her husband or lover or companion in your previous life; or
2)You attracted her with your thoughts,which were powerful enough to draw her to you....
Finally, Demons don't lie...Unless you ask them something beyond or above their jurisdiction,in which case they tell you to give them time to get,but if u can't wait,then they tell you whatever they just feel like....
Also,note this,if Your mind is still filled with all the christian crap about demons and all the Hollywood projected beliefs about demons,Then Yacchikka As you say is her name,will always be playing you....Demons deal or manifest in the thought forms you have of them....
If you have anything,ask me...Will be glad to help!!
Demons don't lie??

You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
John 8:44

Jesus Christ said this, you think you know the devil more than him??
PhonesRe: Top 5 Reason Why Tecno Is Still The Worst Android Phone Ever by technophile(m):
I totally agree with ur first point, latest tecno phones lacks OTA update which is very bad.

The rest of your points does not make tecno the worst mobile phone, even Samsung galaxy S4 wey get gorilla glass 3 screen self dey break, and if it come break no be say u go change the gorilla glass only, nah all the screen u go change which is over 20k shebi tecno nah 17k. So what is the essence of gorilla glass if it cannot be changed when broken

Pertaining to the keyboard-ish, blame it on android, since tecno did not have their own UI, they are using the default android keyboard, if you don't like it goto playstore onscreen keyboard plenty for there.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by technophile(m): 6:29pm On Nov 19, 2014
E be like say Congo don score o
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by technophile(m): 6:27pm On Nov 19, 2014
The match is 80% boring
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by technophile(m): 6:23pm On Nov 19, 2014
I can't believe Nigeria has musalised 3 good Opportunities already
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by technophile(m): 6:21pm On Nov 19, 2014
playpaz:
NO Link to watch online??
www.aitonline.tv/live
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by technophile(m): 6:04pm On Nov 19, 2014
saw this on my fb wall, if you wanna stream the match:-

www.aitonline.tv/live
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by technophile(m): 6:01pm On Nov 19, 2014
an the match begins...


watch live : http://www.aitonline.tv/live
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by technophile(m): 5:58pm On Nov 19, 2014
It's a good thing we now have AIT in Osun state, if you're in Osun state kindly tune ur tv to AIT I've been feeling their jamz since morning. Hopefully they'll broadcast this match and if they don't OSBC will surely do buh do not count on NTA.
EventsRe: Newest Couple In Nairaland (happy Viewing) by technophile(m): 1:25pm On Nov 16, 2014
Long Live the couples!
May you stay together and forever!

What the lord has join together, let no man put asunder.

This is just the beginning of new things in your life, between now and the next 9 months you are still coming here to share with us the testimony of a new house, new cars and above all the testimonies of your triplets in Jesus's name (Amen).

HAPPY MARRIED LIFE!!!!
PoliticsRe: Meet Mrs Aisha Buhari Beautiful, Sound & Intelligent. PIX by technophile(m): 11:31am On Nov 12, 2014
Ngwakwe:
She is not only beautiful but also a billionaire.

Don't ask me question, confirm from Aisha
She's a billionaire and her husband borrowed 20,000,000 naira to buy APC form?
PoliticsRe: [EXPLOSIVE] Comparing Buhari With Jonathan – Part 2 by Dele Sobowale. by technophile(m): 12:30pm On Nov 09, 2014
Jonathan has nothing good to offer Nigeria, he's a huge failure already alot of corruption and money laundering in his tenure, and alot of innocents people killed in the north for the past four years and yet he could do nothing about it, cos he's clueless and after all this huge failures, he wants to go for second term, seriouslyhuh

Buhari on the other hand, tho' I didn't no much about him when he was our president cos I was very young back then, but what I do know right now is that he is a liar, he can lie pass the devil himself.
Abacha could not finished his tenure before he died, yet his children came out to tell us that their coming generation can never be as poor as dangote (the richest black according to forbes) Buhari finished his term back then, now he is telling us today that he borrowed 20,000 000 naira to buy the APC form.


If there are over 150,000,000 people in Nigeria and 99% of the people thinks that these two are the ones that are going to lead us out of poverty into the promised land, Then there is no hope for black race.
PoliticsRe: Why Do Most Nigerians Have These Natural Love For Gen. Muhammadu Buhari? by technophile(m): 11:50am On Nov 09, 2014
Only Muslims love him and it's simply because of his love for sharia.

Must Christians hate him, because we believe he supports and has something to do with killings of non Muslims in the north!

LOBATAN!
Christianity EtcRe: self-service Leads To Homosexuality--watchtower by technophile(m): 11:24am On Nov 09, 2014
nepp:
Why does ur moniker ryhm with p.E.d.o.p.h.i. I. e?? You've got sick fantasies, weirdo! tongue
I've got sick fantasies??
metro.co.uk/2014/10/25/man-charged-with-animal-cruelty-after-having-gentle-sexual-intercourse-with-pet-beagle-4920935/

www.kaieteurnewsonline.com/2014/10/21/man-jailed-in-suriname-for-having-sex-children-with-his-daughter/

www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/daughter-reveals-how-she-fell-madly-1677032

mobile.news.com.au/world/europe/father-jailed-over-16year-illicit-relationship-with-his-own-daughter/story-fnh81p7g-1226917882762

That is what happen when you allowed homosexuality in your country.

Last bullet:- If you saw my moniker and the first thing that came to your mind was ped*phile, then I suggest proper investigation should be carried out on your little sisters or ur neighbour's children if u have not been abusing them.

Abunu!
Christianity EtcRe: self-service Leads To Homosexuality--watchtower by technophile(m): 7:54am On Nov 09, 2014
It's very true, I'm not a JayWee but I love reading their watchtower since when I was a little kid. Their research is always 99% accurate.

If we don't stop this homosexuality now, it's going to evolve into many thing like, parents having sex with their children, or the children turning on their pets and having sex with them.

Very soon, we'll be hearing news of boys raping boys or girls raping girls if this homosexuality thing should go rampant.

Let's all say No to Homosexuality! the earth has enough problems to worry about.
EducationRe: 10 Most Marketable Courses In Nigeria by technophile(m): 2:47pm On Oct 25, 2014
xynerise:
What about Animal Husbandry? grin
Lolzz nah course be dat or curse?

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