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Always check their posts before answering their mumu questions, I don't know the kind of pleasure some people derives by coming to nairaland and start framing up fake story for the people.

This guy already has a topic titled:- Confessions: I Slept With My Driver Just To Have Kids For My Husband.

But for this current topic, e never get married.

From the picture above, it can be deduced that Buhari wants full Sharia law in Nigeria, the same thing that boko haram is fighting for.

Boko Haram declares full Sharia; beheads Christian men, forces women to marry in Gwoza, Madagali.
Source:-
dailypost.ng/2014/08/28/boko-haram-declare-full-sharia-beheads-christian-men-forces-women-marry-gwoza-madagali/

Most Nigerians (the wise ones) know this already, but as a man who want to run for the next presidential election, the only way he can proof he has nothing to do with boko haram is by acting a Nollywood movie Titled:- Buhari escapes bomb attack
{Source:- tribune.com.ng/news/top-stories/item/11465-buhari-escapes-bomb-attack-as-39-die-in-kaduna-twin-blasts-i-was-the-target-buhari/11465-buhari-escapes-bomb-attack-as-39-die-in-kaduna-twin-blasts-i-was-the-target-buhari}

but why would Boko haram want to kill him, it's not that he has ever condemned Boko haram killings before, since they are both working towards the same mission. [To sharialise Nigeria]
He even told the FG to stop killing them[ Stop Killing Boko Haram Members - Buhari Tells FG; Source:- pointblanknews.com/pbn/exclusive/stop-killing-boko-haram-members-buhari-tells-fg/]

Well, there is this very deep well infront of my house, so deep that if you don't have a very long rope, half of your body must be inside the well, while the rest stay outside before you can draw water from it.
Then I had this dream, in my dream I needed to fetch some water and it was raining heavily. When I got to that well, I discovered that the well that used to be very deep became so shallow that I don't even need a draw to fetch water from it, I actually used a bowl to take water from it which was very easy for me. When I woke up, I've forgoten the dream already, it was in the afternoon that one of my teacher called to ask if I have checked my O'level result, I almost fainted, cos I didn't know that our result is out already. I quickly call some of my friends and we went to the cafe 2gether. On getting there, the first two checked their result and I gave up cos I knew if those two guys could fail maths then I'm hopeless. When it was my turn, lo and behold I cleared everything, I was so happy. It was later on that day I remember the dream and what it actually meant.
Since then, I've been taking some of my dreams seriously.

Fabu ooo... ko ma rose!!!!!!

Jesus loves you bro., kindly give your life to him while you're still alive, you have nothing to lose but you have a lot to gain.

Like 3 to 4 or few more years ago I heard a Nigerian guy discovered this ish, and that is what he was using in his house, I even watched it on a tv news, but now I don't even know the whereabouts of this guy, I hope this white people have not stolen his invention sha.

Working with Google is awesome, but if you possess that high IQ needed by them, you don't have waste your time struggling to get a job from them, take for example if Mark Zuckerberg had been struggling to get job from Google with all the talent he possess, he won't be who he is today. All we need is to be more innovative in everything we do, and we can build our own Google.

vikyno:
And you think you are better off with this your low level of reasoning?

What has UNAD got to do with this?

We all pretend as if the corps members were not once the students we knew. While some are busy reading and undergoing sleepless night just to pass exam, majority are jumping from one club to the other, frolicking up and down all because they are in the university. Yet we blame the Universities for producing Unemployable graduates.

Nobody will open your brain to stuff book or knowledge, you have to do that yourself by making the right decisions.

Unad has everything to do with it, how has she been passing all her exams from 100level. I mean she cannot even construct a simple sentence.
So you should be ashamed of your advanced primary school you called unad, student that are far more brilliant than her are getting expelled in polytechnic, polytechnic gan ke? in secondary self

PwettyNini:
Write a program to collect 5 names and age if employees of UBA. Employees greater than 50years should be moved into an array called retirement and should be displayed

You didn't specify the programming language to use.

I actually came here to tell you that nobody is above mistake it's probably a typo error, but after seeing that picture, HABA! a corper should not make this kind of mistake, I'll will search for her on fb and confirm it myself cos there is nothing you can't edit with Photoshop this days.

Modified
It is true ooo, I've checked all her Facebook timeline, this lady murdered English.
The government should shutdown University of Ado-Ekiti for producing this kind graduate.

blackprowler:
Maybe I should ignore you in mental slavery. You find proof of something someone said from the fact that he says "it is true." There's no greater evidence why I shouldn't even give you an audience. You clearly don't understand as the Bible has told you not to believe your original thought anyway

Jesus is real bro, and he loves you, he will gladly welcome you to his arms if you can accept him as your lord and saviour, do it now while you are still alive, tomorrow might be too late.

Peace.

blackprowler:
I'm a scientist. I will tell you everything if you can tell me how "God"(the one they talk about in the bible) came about. How do you know he's not the 2nd or 3rd child of a "real" bigger God, the main one and this universe is just his own toy he's playing with claiming he's all-in-all.

In the book of Revelation 22:13 :- I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
So if God is the beginning and the end, that means there's non before him, and neither shall there be, after him [Isaiah 43:10]

I hope I've screwed around with the brain you claim to have.

You are not even close, the OP probably ignored you because the bible said:-A fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1, it further stated thay When arguing with fools, don't answer their foolish arguments, or you will become as foolish as they are. Proverb 26:3
the reason I'm answering ur question is because verse 4 of the same chapter said:- When arguing with fools, be sure to answer their foolish arguments, or they will become wise in their own estimation. [No offense bro.]

The device you used to make the post was invented by science. Tell me what your religion, for thousands of years around, has been able to create.

SALVATIONS

We would have gone further had religion not oppressed science for so long

Missionaries brought education into this country, so you would have gone no where without religion.

Now that I've told you everything can you answer the OP's questions??

please I need something like Hp Envy TouchSmart M6-K022DX SleekBook or better.
did you av a website where I can view all you products?

they should just take care of this boy very well, people that are this brilliant died very young and mostly died a fatal death. Take Alfa karim as an example, she became world's youngest Microsoft Certified Professional at the age of 9. She suffered a cardiac arrest after an epileptic seizure that damaged her brain which lead to her death at the age of 16, how about Stephen Hawking, tho' he is an adult and still very much alive, Hawking has a motor neuron disease related to amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS). He is almost entirely paralysed and communicates through a speech-generating device nd there thousands of genius out there with one problem or the other

I wonder why it took you guys this long to figure out that keshi is tactically poor, even if he still qualifies us for the AFCON, he is still not good. I've been saying dis for a very long time(since last confederation cup), but dem igbo guys no dey gree collect.

RIP S.A!! Those two are incredible HULKs

lol!!!This is actually the first time I'm navigating from the first page to the last on nairaland. Those pictures are hilarious!!

you can try downloading it outside play store, here is a link :
devfiles.co/download/hNIRhsK1/com.whatsapp-2.11.357.apk
But for it to install you must have enabled install applications from ''unknown source'' to do that goto SETTINGS→ SECURITY→then tick unknown Sources.
Gudluck!

pragmatistm: A dual core has two internal processors i one, core i3 has 3 internal processors inside one and quad core has four processors internal to the computer processor. All things being equal, quad core is the fastest in operations.

Hope it helps.

you're wrong about core i3.

A core i3 is a processor from intel with two physical cores, but has four thread (hyperthreading), i.e two threads per processor.

a dual core has two cores with 2 threads

while quad core contains 4 physical cores and four thread, but if it support hyperthreading like the core i7 series from intel, then it has 8 threads.

I can explain further if you still don't get it, or if you wanna know more

TheBigUrban2: Its a question about islam

9ce try!

traware: Free' western education and healthcare weren't brought by the christian missionaries because of the goodness in their hearts/humanitarian reasons.The services weren't universally available to just anyone/everyone unless you converted to christianity.Nothing has ever been 'free' in this world

That is a very big fat lie, and you know it, a Christian will never force you to convert from your religion because of free health care or free education, Jesus said:- you shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free, you convert at your own freewill because you discover it is the truth, not because somebody put a knife on your neck, or they threatened you with bomb, or Free education.

Then he gave us another commandment:- Love your neighbor as your self, there is no other commandment that is greater than this. When he said neighbor, he meant all mankind, irrespective of you race or religion or disabilities. Every Christian understand this, that is why free education, free health health from the missionaries back then was NEVER given to Christians alone.

TheBigUrban2:

Atheism is not a religion. My guy dont be ignorant

Then Mr. Genius I KnowItAll, why is this under religion thread?

TheBigUrban2: Read about Tai Solarin and Leo Igwe before you say ignorant things

When I asked about Atheist contribution, you didn't mentioned them, all I read from ur comments were insults.
and you avoided my second question, is Atheism a religion?

9ce try sheikcow even if all suicide bombers start putting on reverend father's uniform, we all know the religion that is responsible for suicide bombings, don't we?

traware: This your question must either be a bad joke or you must be very dumb.Can anyone truly place a price tag on the credible,wide ranging and intelligible contributions atheists impart on this forum?Science,technology,philosophy,literature,various religious movements etc.Knowledge they give out free of charge?Have you ever tried to read any of the books atheists have recommended on this section?Books you can acquire for free from the internet and which will enable you possess independent thoughts and set you and others like you free from your mental slavery?Anyone who isn't taking advantage of the presence of atheists here,is terribly foolish.Humble yourselves and learn from them because I still do.Its can best be described as going to school and not paying a single kobo for it

I asked a simple question, and all you had to do was to rain insults on me, Atheists and Islam are intolerance, A Christian will never answer my question like this.
and in what way did everything you mentioned above called contribution compared to free school, free health cares, free educations that the Christians brought to this country
one more question tho' why is this under religion thread, is Atheism a religion?

Osun State!

LWKMD!! MOD abeg move this topic to the joke/comedy section.

So Atheists, what are your own contributions too?

sorry I can't read this due to poor alignment!