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 Nairaland General › Re: Will You Choose To Be A Nigerian In Another Life? by technophile(m): 8:14pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
krazydave: lolzTrust me some rich men are living a better life here than some people in Miami |
| Health › Re: Top 10 Most Venomous Snakes!!! by technophile(m): 3:25pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
9ce one OP, now I will not be able to take the bushy shortcut that leads to my house for sometime due to the fact that one of this snake might pop up! I'm not surprised that Anaconda will never make the list, when my friends first told me that they have no venom I was like lai lai, it's impossican't until I did my own research and found out it's the truth. |
| Health › Re: Top 10 Most Venomous Snakes!!! by technophile(m): 2:54pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
Australia, homing the deadliest Animals in the world since 24 BC... I thought rattlesnake used to be the most venomous of all snake species according to NatGeoWild. |
| Education › Re: 9 Lies You Were (probably) Taught In School by technophile(m): 2:20pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
igbsam: But what is the true story behind fifa banning india ? Why india no dey participate for football. I want to know biko!I was told that they wanted to be playing without shoes that's why FIFA banned them,I'm not sure if that's true self. |
| Education › Re: 9 Lies You Were (probably) Taught In School by technophile(m): 9:45am On Aug 21, 2014*. Modified: 7:45pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
10. India 99 - 1 Nigeria After India have beaten us 99 - 0, they now said if we can score just only 1 goal we have won the match. That was when Okparaji stepped in, as he was about to kick the ball like this, the ball just turn into a big rock, but he managed to put the ball into the net sha and he collapsed. That's why FIFA banned India from playing football till today o. 369 Likes 2 Shares |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Funny Church "Adverts" by technophile(m): 9:48pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Well this one is normally displayed on the projector for the first timers in my church:- THE CHRCH IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT U. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Tribute To Dr Ameyo Adadevoh by technophile(m): 5:36pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
at all of you typing RIP shame on you, this is the least you can do for this great woman that died serving this country and you all find it very difficult to type REST IN PEACE in full? SHM! 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Between Aregbesola And Tinubu, Who Should Lead The Yorubas? by technophile(m): 5:03pm On Aug 20, 2014*. Modified: 5:24pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
God forbid bad thing! non of them is qualified enough to lead a herd of cows talkless of the Noble tribe of Yoruba. When the time comes a leader will surely emerge. 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: Sierra Leone's 365 Ebola Deaths Traced Back To One Healer by technophile(m): 4:52pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
logica: ...which is why all of these charlatans claiming to have cure for Ebola should be arrested immediately.Nope! I think they should be given the chance to test their cure and if their cure doesn't work, they can now be jailed for attracting media attention on fake cures. |
| Family › Re: How To Pepare For A Newly Born Baby by technophile(m): 4:43pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Call your mother or get a matron/midwife they'll have the best advice for you. Congrat in Advance! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atheism Saves! by technophile(m): 4:22pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Atheism, another strategy by the devil to raise its army against God. Well all I know is that darkness will never prevail over Light. By the way why is this under religion thread, I thought you guys did not believe in religion, so if you did not believe in religion you(Atheism) can never be a religion right? then what are you? you seems clueless to me. |
| Family › Re: 6 Reasons Why People Commit Suicide by technophile(m): 3:43pm On Aug 20, 2014*. Modified: 5:26pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
9ce writeup! but before a Naija guy can commit suicide tho' it's either because something extraterrestrial is going on or they have been brainwashed by some terrorists. I have my reasons, in Lagos thousands of hustlers are homeless, many are living under the bridge yet they put smiles on their face and went on with their day to day activities like say nothing dey happen. No wonder Nigeria was once rated the happiest nation on earth some years ago. LONG LIVE NIGERIANS! 3 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Churches Raise Prayer Warriors Against Ebola Virus by technophile(m): 8:35pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Zodiac61: Here we go again, absolving the all-powerful, omni-everything god of responsibilty. If he really is everything you claim he is, then he, and he alone, is responsible for the ebola outbreak. If he exists, seeing that he had to be responsible, why pray to a monster to help solve the problem he caused.You are still blaming God, was it God's fault that a man foolishly went ahead to eat monkey infected with Ebola, upon all the millions kind of food on earth. I don't even know why I'm arguing with you. You claimed to be an African, upon all the supernatural things going on around you, you still think there's no God. You are a BIG FOOl! You are comparing your self with white pple SMH, why don't you go out when they are doing the ORO at Ikorodu, and see if your foolishness will not make you to die an untimely death, oponu! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Churches Raise Prayer Warriors Against Ebola Virus by technophile(m): 6:10am On Aug 18, 2014 |
Zodiac61: What exactly are they doing??Here we go again, Nigerians blaming the failure of their leaders on God. If Nigeria remain undeveloped, we are all responsible for our failures not God, stop blaming God, American serves God, so is England and many other developed countries. If our leader are not too careless with our border, Ebola will not enter our country, after all Ghana and many other country in west Africa are not infected. The earlier you realize you are responsible for your failure the better!. Please leave those people praying unto him alone, or face his wrath and anger, it's your choice. |
| Family › Re: This 170 Years Old Nigerian May Have His Soul Hiding In A Hard To Kill Animal by technophile(m): 5:04pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
I don't know men, but 170 years ago was there even anything like calendar in Nigeria back then, how has he been calculating his age?? anyway what I do know is that he is not going to live forever, no matter where he kept his heart he's going to die someday. |
| Phones › Re: Airtel Has Just Introduced A New Data Plan Called WTF by technophile(m): 5:11pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
What the F*ck! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Churches Raise Prayer Warriors Against Ebola Virus by technophile(m): 4:44pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
atleast those people that gathered together to pray are doing something about the virus, but what have you guys that are abusing them done, Nothing!! but to discourage those people doing something. I shake my head for the future of the clueless country. 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: There Is A Race Riot Going On In America Right Now!! by technophile(m): 8:35am On Aug 14, 2014 |
OdenigboAroli: And you wont be wrong if you blast that hair hatted hooligan.Wise man sighted! 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: There Is A Race Riot Going On In America Right Now!! by technophile(m): 7:17am On Aug 14, 2014 |
rokiatu: And so what? he should be killed because he was resisting arrest?This is exactly what I meant when I said there are 3 sides of the story, if I happened to be the white police and you are the black guy, and you make this kind of comment above, I WILL GUN YOU DOWN! 2 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: There Is A Race Riot Going On In America Right Now!! by technophile(m): 6:52am On Aug 14, 2014 |
There are 3 sides of the story, maybe the boy was resisting arrest, sorry no mb to watch the videos. Can somebody explain to me what really happened? 6 Likes |
| Business › Re: Dangote, Blackstone To Invest N825bn (~$5billion) In Power by technophile(m): 8:17am On Aug 06, 2014*. Modified: 9:40am On Aug 06, 2014 |
Nigeria, investing billions of dollars in electricity since 241 BC... 7 Likes |
| Culture › Re: What Is Wrong In Being Black? by technophile(m): 8:14am On Aug 06, 2014 |
neohitler: Maybe because you are too dumb to read with your banana head.Hey Mr. white guy, before I say anything where are you from?? |
| Family › Re: What If You Have An Academic Blockhead For A Child! by technophile(m): 6:27pm On Aug 02, 2014*. Modified: 7:01pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
@ OP, you have to sit him down and ask him if he have any interest in going to school. If his answer is yes, ask for his reason for failure at school and any thing you can do to help, also find out if he is emotionally depressed, this can occur if you guys abuse him too much or if he is from a broken home. Else If his answer is NO! there is nothing you can do about his failure, get him a carpentry or Barbery Job. Else it is the people from his village that are doing him! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan Live In Osogbo by technophile(m): 3:52pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
akoraye: Dont be decieved by the so called crowd cos majority of them are from neigbouring states like oyo,ekiti and even some of the pdp buses from ondo state missed their way to osogbo this morning, i was the one that shown them the way.What about the people outside the stadium, x4 of the crowd inside, hmmmmn, it's coming, it's coming, nah trap we dey set for am oo |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan Live In Osogbo by technophile(m): 3:46pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Ladies and Gentlemen, on the podium here with me is President Goodluck Jonathan and Iyiola Omisore. |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan Live In Osogbo by technophile(m): 3:00pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
I'm shocked by the Crowd too. I'm beginning to have doubt for APC. History also shows that no governor has been elected twice since the inception of Osun State. They are not taking this election lightly at all. On my way from Church last week I saw difference sacrifice placed at different junctions around G.R.A, all because of this election noni. I will continue watching from angle 90°, may God help us! 12 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Attack Akwa Ibom by technophile(m): 8:18am On Aug 02, 2014 |
They did not born them well, but wait a sec, when did boko haram start sending message before they attack? I smell rat!! 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: BREAKING: Uganda Supreme Court Strike Down Anti-gay Law. by technophile(m): 7:07pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
nduchucks: Kudos to the Ugandan supreme court.really??Mr. Man, what bad is bad, Thieves are are our fellow country men, murderers are our fellow country men, boko haram are our fellow country men. If your parents had been gays you won't be here 2day, do you want that? |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: BREAKING: Uganda Supreme Court Strike Down Anti-gay Law. by technophile(m): 6:41pm On Aug 01, 2014 |
This cannot happen in my Country, Lord please I forbid Gays law in my country. Let your will be done here in Nigeria and all over the world. To all the Gays supporters, I'm very sure if your parents had been gays, none of you will be here 2day, and since you are here already don't think it's too late for God to strike you Dead! Please Let's say No to Gay 2day, it's a very foolish human right, cos by 2morow these same people will come and claim that they want to marry a goat, after all it's human right. NO TO GAY!! I FORBID IT FOR THIS AND THE COMING GENERATION |
| Education › Re: American Women Targeted As Malaysia Becomes Internet Scam Haven: U.S. by technophile(m): 3:35pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
scottpirlo24: you are indeed crazy....... do you know that Russians do scam more than Nigeria can ever do , Do you know that Pakistan does that more than Nigeria will ever dream of but the fact remains that they push everything to naija , I have be around Europe Asia and America now , i will tell you this , oyibo deserve everything they get from scam cos they are the most wicked pple to deal with, have you ever asked yourself why Isreal no dey pay for scam like that ..............Mr man go and sit down cos if i do paper for you now to travel , next thing is Scam ..... An honest man called a fellow man a thief because the acclaimed honest man never had a good opportunity to stealdo you know that Russians do scam more than Nigeria can ever do , Do you know that Pakistan does that more than Nigeria will ever dream of but the fact remains that they push everything to naija[/quote]Really?? oyibo deserve everything they get from scam cos they are the most wicked pple to deal withEven the poor Australian woman that was murdered in cold in her hotel room and scammed of $90,000 by ur kind? Mr man go and sit down cos if i do paper for you now to travel , next thing is ScamFrom ur comment above I can deduce that you are a Yoruba guy, one of the sayings of our land state that:- Everyday is for the thief, a day is for the owner. Your days are numbered. An honest man called a fellow man a thief because the acclaimed honest man never had a good opportunity to stealWell thank God I'm an honest man, few friends of mine happened to be yahoo guys, they've tried to lure me in times without number, but an honest man will always be an honest man, even when he had a good opportunity to steal. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Woman Sued Police For Shooting Her Dog 15 Times by technophile(m): 11:17am On Jul 26, 2014*. Modified: 11:34am On Jul 26, 2014 |
| Education › Re: American Women Targeted As Malaysia Becomes Internet Scam Haven: U.S. by technophile(m): 9:44am On Jul 26, 2014 |
cantcme1: Ehn ehn that's nice, so America cant nail them you will do it for them shey ?Yeah, is there a problem with that? |
