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Splinz:
Vice Chairman, I twale for you.

Nothing do you, how things nah

AlexCk:
Lol,
Well, the annoying one is when they get accepted by the female.

U go dey see plenty hearty thanks that reeks of desperation

chai! do we still have guys doing such in this century?

Splinz:
Fear bloggers. Those guys can fabricate stories for even Satan.

chairman, i see you

I greet you all righteously, i remain the TechPanda, ever loyal.
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The other day I was at the bank. And as usual, an almost seeming endless queue awaited me.
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I tried booking a space so i could fill my teller with all calmness, little did i know some frustrated Nigerians were on the line.
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"Please are you the last person", i politely asked. The reply i received threw me off balance. The middle aged lady obviously standing at the last position screamed.
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"I am not the last in Jesus Name, i am the first, in the blood of Jesus".
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Instanly, i forgot my name, what manner of answer is this? why was i here in the first place. None of this made sense to me again.
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I just kukuma respect myself, went to fill my teller somewhere else and came back.
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Came back and found more people on the never ending queue.
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Shey nah Bank i come, okay nah, lemme wait.
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Still waiting on the queue, then I..
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Oh My God!
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Holy!
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Could it be?
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There I spotted her, this lady, the one the whole world has been talking about, the one that can take your breathe away. Averaged height, slim, heads high and messmerizing, just my type, the way I like them. She was indeed a beauty to behold.
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She was busy with her friend. what would i do, i thougt?
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I had already promised myself that when i see her, i would get so close to her, act cool, woo her and definately ROMANCE her in public.
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Still she was busy wither her friend.
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They I Took The Bold/manly Step.
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"Helo, fine girl."
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"i see you re busy, ** introduced my self ** then i continued.
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"What's that about a woman that makes a guy's head spinning round and round, that makes him withdraw all he's got in his accnt and give it to a woman."
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lady; "i on know"
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me; smiles
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ofcourse it's that thing i your hand.
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she; laughs, oh this?
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me: yeah, your iPhone 7
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(what were you EVEN thinking before @you)
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I continued, "i must confess you've got me staring for a while Now"
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After a long gist, i askd her the question publicly without any fear.
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"can i touch"
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"sure you can" she said.
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oboy, my green light turned on.
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Without fears, i held that iphone 7 with a neat swagger, took my time, made sure i romanced the living day out of it (my virginity is still intact sha).
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I finally got to see, hold and *romance* the iphone 7.
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Pls clap for me, i did it, have you?
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Share your experience, what flagship device did you get your hands on lately? or if i may say "romanced".

tescoman90:
This is were UNDERSTANDING bcumz important not just "mere READING WORDS"

just now just now, you re already getting it twisted, Person nor fit even follow you play self? Wetin? must you take it pesonal

Me and you know say you nor even understand the meaning until chairman, challanged you.

tescoman90:
"pretending to care" aint the best way to win heart!!! Dude Man up!

Bro, are you for real? Since when did we start having "best way to win heart"?

Nomfanelo99:
awkward ... I'm very shy

In this kontri? Common girl, you don't have to be.

Mskrisx:
dey there make pant dey wear u

hehe , my sister in Christ #Change.

Techpaded:
Airtel 300# unlimited social bundle is a good substitute for the increased price of MTN's WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, 2go (Goodybag)

http://www.techpaded.com.ng/2017/05/sad-news-mtn-increases-price-of-all.html

Mr. Techpaded, I greet you.

Me am not doing airtel social again oh, what is the use of a bundle when it can open operamini and i cant download?

I'm currently using the social level and uc browser doesn't even load, strictly social network only.

Mskrisx:
Nothing come out! If I dey in the mood, then, everly

hehe, me am not understanding this one ohh, to romance unah, you must be in the mood. Sex ncor, you must be in the mood. Video call kpakpa, you must still be in the mood?

I greet you all righteously.

Like this like this I dey vex, to be honest. Warri girls no go kill person!

If you like ask me why i dey vex, nah you know. I remain Techpanda.

Okay, okay, what's up?

I was standing at a bus stop the other day in Warri, about to board a bus, when i noticed this pretty girl standing behind me.

Though she was waiting for a bus, I guess she was busy on whatsapp, anyway, i got her talking with me. After a while of gisting, a video call came in (to her phone).

All of a sudden, her facial look changed, i noticed how she felt, almost uncomfortable.

To cut the story short, she excused herself, went some where else and answered her call.

I don't know guys, i have seen ladies excuse themselve to answer voice call (only God know what they re privately talking about), if money is involved, nothing do you .

Abi you don't want us to see you looking natural, without makeup? (me, i love natural girls ohh)

So ladies, talk your mind, how do you feel when guys video call you?

ak33n:
GodBlessGlo my location is osun state

Amen Oh

MajorGomwalk:
I live all over ikorodu. As from majidun down to ogolonto and idi-iroko to the streets down to Ebute, Glo internet service's about 95%. But as from agric/aruna down to the remote parts of that town[b], omo e go better make u change network o.[/b]

hehe, that kind thing

lol, network kpalaba.

BroZuma:
Bayelsa

Bros, no GLO network in the WHOLE Bayelsa?

BroZuma:
Bayelsa

Bros, no GLO network in the WHOLE Bayelsa?

No. 4 is not so silent, we re seeing his DOINGS.

BroZuma:

Chai. Where's that?

No screenshots?
Anyway, any friend of chemistry is a friend of mine.

Hehe so this year, Computer Science didn't make the list? Interesting!

This is silly of me though but base on recession. I disagree to agree.

I am on the 2 good package, loaded N300 (first recharge of the week).

You guys did not give me my free data. maka why?

I've spoken to your customer care representative via 111. They assured me that some thing will be done, that was 4 days ago. Remaining 3 days for the week to end, my free mb never come. Bros, did i commit any sin?

It is not funny oh.

Hey Landers, its me, that loyal Panda.

How're you doing today? (good?, yeah, me too. Thats great)

You know how it has been nah, with the telecoms. All of them with their good and wrond side. Despite the fact (according to NCC) that internet users nation wide droped, we still dey browse.

"though some fit browse them no get sub and some get sub and them no fit browse, we get sub and we fit browse, glory be to Jah Jehovah.

Whether you're on a light sub or not, sub nah sub.

I was forced to open this thread cos of the what people have been saying about Glo lately. Some have been impressive, others not so encouraging.

So, go ahead, now or never, use and emoji to describe Glo Network In Your Area (stating your area).

For Me, Glo Network = (funny) Today e head go correct, tomorow it will be using bed room voice for you, go and read dear)

My Area: Edjeba Warri

Over to you.

henry007:
The battle line is drawn

Hehe, Nah So. But you've not said your own oh.

kogbaski99:
I have not seen a fake one o

tafat:
How do you spot a fake phone

You asked the right question. I greet you righteously.

I hate to admit it, but the whole town is flooded with fake Infinix products, fake battery, fake charger even fake device.

As a matter of fact the other day, a fake Note 2 was spotted on the all famous Jiji. Posted by an individual I believe.
Yours could not neccessary be fake but, HEY! It's a plus one to you, being able to identify a fake Infinix phone.

Spotting a fake product is easy, i believe so. It's the more reason why i always advise people to know the phone they want to buy, google and confirm the specs and price before going to the store.

In an article i highlighted how we (phone Pandas) confirmed the Note 2 on jiji to be fake.

You can read it here: www.techkibay.com/2017/02/fake-infinix-note2-spotted-on-jiji.html

hope it helps

henry007:
If someone gave me a counterfeit, that's the end of that store for me.

Mbok, i believe you.

NCP:
Only Infinix fit wan try face the other Chinko Brands, small small

Hehe. Which of infinix product re you using?

beardlessdude:
None of the above please. I rather pick nokia 108

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Interesting! And why? if i may ask.

Disclaimer: Comments are strictly Tecno/Infinix based. Please don't come hyping any other device.

Hey Nairalanders, some of you already know me, I am Sam (popularly known here as TechPanda). Though am just one of the numerous Pandas in our beloved Forum.

Before we rush into this, let's take it slow like say we jam traffic.

What's your definition for a boss? Is it;

- The Kind that disguises "quite-notice" as a suspension letter, the type that frustrates your every desire for innovation and yet says you're the reason for His success?

=== OR ====

- The type that showers you with the kind of innovation your seek?

I would have directed this question to just TechPandas (the name I'm fond of calling tech enthusiast) in the house. But I rather ask the general house. I believe everyone here has something to say.

You may be asking, "Why do we need to know who's the boss and how does this affect prices of Garri in the market". Well, It will never affect the price of Garri but HEY!

It would affect the cash you've got in your pocket, a true knowledge of this will help you buy and save better (simultaneously).

To those who already know me, I remain that faithful Panda. If this is the first time you're hearing my name, then that's cool. There is a first time for every thing right?

I'm like a 'Consumer Guy'. My drive is to help consumers find the value in every techki-thing they buy. And guess what, you're a consumer!

In line with my drive, I will be doing a five-year-till-date REVIEW on this two Giant (which you should not miss). So kindly follow me and get notified when I publish the 5-YEAR-TILL-DATE-REVIEW.

**** Why You Should Not Miss Out On My Review ****

1. It's going to help you choose wisely when buying your next smartphone

2. It's going to help you buy FlagShip device that comes with prestige (that kind iPhone prestige)

3. It's one of a KIND. (Tech matters discusses and Yeah! It's the TRUTH, not those joke people post online in favour of one or the other)

4. It's from your VERY OWN TechPanda.

Now back to the reason why this thread was created.

Ladies and Gentle men, in your own OPINION and from your experience (may be not so geeky). Among the two producers, which of them is boss-worthy.

Please don't forget to mention at least one of their device you would choose any day any time even with your eyes closed.

Jfrankination:
lol..bro m using it nd trust mhe e fast past Glo 4G for my area

Re you serious?

Well, Glo is slaying this particular sub in my area. @Warri