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whitebeard:
Oo it techpanda again..!!

lefulefu:
why u come put pix of a holocaust survivor na?

Exceptional96:
Thanks dear....I may go to slot for it.

Exceptional96:
The amt is too much....I cant afford it now.
what is the price of infinix hot 4 with finger print?

FitnessDoctor:
send it to me again

lefulefu:
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whitebeard:
Pls op did u say NCAN

vanida6:
Lolx

The phobia of "being banned", what do they call it?

Cos as it is, the only thing that shuts any nairalander up is "getting banned". Though we could get ban by bots for spamming or by some mods for being too offensive in our opinion.

However, some individuals have been refreshing the pages of this great forum for a long time and have never or might never get banned.

So who are they?

1. The Comment Readers (Ghost Mode)

If you browser Nairaland like I do, you must have seen the views some thread get and yet few comment or post.

This is the doing of those comment readers! In fact these guys can spend hours reading people's comment page by page without saying shi-shi.

Because they practice the ghost mode system, there is necessarily no possibility of them getting ban.

2. The Mods

You know we should start respecting these guys; they're like in-charge. Since they're here to help and 'serve' us, they cannot get banned.
But for the MYNDless ones, only God will judge.

3. The Name Checkers

These guys have successfully created an NGO here (please clap for them). They are always on any thread that has to do with Criminal activity; just to Check Names.

Their Association is always their cover when they make some funny and silly comment. The mods have no choice than to let them be.

4. The Snake Lovers

Leading this gang is Oga Seun and Lala, their matter always end up on Fp. If you’re a snake lover, then hide under the blood of every snake killed in Nigeria and you'll live a ban less life on Nairaland.

5. The Atheist

Since I was born and now that I'm getting old I have never seen an Atheist banned. (P.S. I lost my first Nairaland account)

6. The Vaseline crew

This is another NGO. Lead by the likes of Menstrualblood, decency12, yarimo, NwaAmaikpe, their residential address is Romance section. You can always spot them.

If you hide under their name, your sexual opinions would not get you banned.

I'll drop my pen here.

====== You are free to add yours ======

Written by TechPanda.

Whizpete:
Bro no doubt ooo... I have first hand experiences of both...

UNILAG admits students based on merits sef, if you meet their cut-off, just wait for your admission letter unless if number of applicants is high and not everyone can be taken in..

But you see FUTO ehn, bro it's easier for a camel to pass through the needle's eye ooo...
If you like score 280 in jamb and pass the aggregate cutoff with over 20marks, bro if the gods of Obinze and Ihiagwa say they don't want you, you no dey go anywhere... Take it from me!

Sometimes I just sit back and wonder if futo actually offer admission via raffle draw! Cos people wey score 180 for jamb go dey school dey study all forms of engineering while those with high marks are at home picking beans and washing bitter-leaf!

tosyne2much:
Hehehe
Or when you get to heaven and find out yahoo yahoo is not a sin

engrmks:
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CocoBee:
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DayDreamPictures:
Laura Ikeji, sister of popular blogger Linda Ikeji

maxtop:
All I see is just one snake nah. I hope to see like 50 snakes then I will with that word "invasion" ...

modelmike7:
lolzzz, u follow me come here again bro?!

modelmike7:
oh, he did? This your signature is epic mehn! Leave dem our soldiers for where dem dey dey shakara d civilians o!!

Proudlyngwa:
I will judge him, without judgment there cant be correction or appraisal.