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Marshalrhino:
c as d geh ugly

Homeboiy:
oga pay her

PrettyCrystal:
A thief was stripped down to his pants after he was caught sealing keyboard in a church by residents of Agudama epie area of Bayelsa state. He was paraded around the town with the stolen property by an angry mob who dealt with him mercilessly. Below is what a Facebook user posted on his wall..

A Facebook user posted this on his wall

How can a youth, without the fear of God, go inside the church to steal the church keyboard? Anyway, this is what happens in my community when you are caught in the act of stealing.
*You will be processed naked on the major road the item you steal naked
*you will be flogged publicly, 39 stroke
*A fine of #10,000
*Then you re handed over to the police.

Agudama Youth Movement (AYM)

The youth of Agudama epie are indeed tremendous 2wards d security of d community, now d people living in d community can now rest nd sleep peacefully without any fear, as the youth carry out dere proposed duties.

Dis young man was cut stealing Keyboard, wat a pity CONTRAVENING SECTION 36 SUBSECTION 12 PARAGRAPH 1 PAGE 39 AS AMENDED 4th MARCH 2011 OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA as d law of d community has befall him.
Nice work 4rm my President and d entire youth.
TOGETHERNESS BREED SUCCESS AND UNITY.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/thief-stripped-pants-caught-stealing-keyboard-church-photos.html

MhizzAJ:
I think the last point u raised is very important.

Girls shouldn't open their legs for any man like that without knowing them properly.

What a world ...
Some guys don't have any legal source of income but they drive the latest cars in town and use the most expensive phones
God shouldn't allow someone jam Evans gang one day..Look before u leap

Jajayi:
A pretty girl is pains after being bathed with acid by a married woman who dreamt that she snatched her husband. According to Ijeoma Uba who shared the story, the young girl lost one eye as a result, and her breasts have (medically) become useless.

Read what was shared online;

This beautiful girl who made distinctions in her WAEC examination was bathed in acid by a married woman.
The reason?

Madam married woman claimed she saw this girl and her mother chasing her in a dream. In that same dream, this girl took her place as the wife of her husband who is a driver.

Madam Josephine the dreamer, woke from her dream, targeted this budding talent who is said to be the brightest in her family, and bathed her in acid.

I can't display all the pictures here because they are gory. But medically, she can't breastfeed her children when she eventually has them because her breasts are damaged.

An eye has also gone blind. All because she was seen in a dream taking the place of a full grown married woman.

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/06/teenage-girl-loses-eye-breasts-after.html

cc; lalasticlala

Mrspycee:
The leader of indigenous people of Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu strikes a pose with his gallant guards.

See photos below;

More @>>> http://trendzbase..com/2017/06/nnamdi-kanu-poses-with-his-special.html

ikeepitreal:
This is 45 years old and it doesn't look rotten to me at all.

MrBrownJay1:
Bro, Whether her urge is bigger (or not) is irrelevant. Unless she can fully satisfy The man she is mounting, there is NO way she can call herself good. Good sex is NOT about how long OR how many acrobatic figures you can perform, it is solely about how you can satisfy that person's desires.

And that goes for men too.... Some will fukc for Hrs aimlessly without satisfying the poor babe. They fukc women as hard as they can because in their mind, they foolishly thinking that her moan of pain, are the same as moan of pleasure.

khiaa:
1. Obama was no more than the white man's token, he did nothing for the black community but he did alot for the gay and lesbian community.

2.So being able to marry a white girl is some kind of black man achievement. White girls have been marrying black boys for decades now and she do not need her parents approval to do so. If her parents approved fine, if her parents disapproved that was fine also because she was going to do what she wanted to do anyway, there's nothing special or new about that.

3. I called you delusional because you have to be to believe that whites want unity with blacks to the point that they are building bridges to achieve it. Lol
Maybe delusional was the wrong word to use, I should have said wishful thinking.

MrBrownJay1:
Very simple: a woman who can fully satisfy the sexual desires of her partner will be consider "good in bed", and as we all know that sexual desires differ from one man to the next, a woman could be good in bed with Mr A and rubbish in bed with Mr B. This is why only a man can say if a gal is good in bed or not.

BUT, if a woman openly says that she is good in bed, it would mean that she is saying that she has successfully satisfied the desires of A LOT of men (aka she is a hoe, or former hoe)

khiaa:
In what dimension/planet are whites buildings bridges of unity and oneness with blacks?
Delusional anyone?

sixtuschimere:
Governor Wike today led a powerful delegation of traditional rulers to Sokoto state to visit Sultan of Sokoto.They were received at the airport by Gov. Tambuwal who led them to the Sultan's palace.Speaking at the palace,Gov. Wike said he will never support the breakup of Nigeria


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/governor-wike-leads-powerful-delegation.html

MrBrownJay1:
Some women are funny.... 90%!!!
Let any of her exes come and testify/confirm that number because we all know that the only person to be able to rate a woman in bed is MEN (and vice versa)..... Just because a man cuum, doesn't mean a babe is good in bed.

ObiOmaMu:
It seems the future husband of Nollywood actress, Uchenna Stella who was part of ‘Wedding Party’ cast, has nothing to worry about during sex, as his ‘wife’ who was interviewed by RazzleDazzle, claimed that she’s 90% good in bed.

The Actress who was asked to rate herself in bed over a scale of hundred, said;

“I could rate myself 90 per cent, I know I’m very good in bed, so my future husband has nothing to worry about”.

On sex and long distance relationship Uchenna said;
“we all know that sex before marriage is very wrong, but in this modern world, most guys will tell you they must have a taste of what they want to buy before purchasing, and I’m like, what are they talking about?
“But seriously, it’s not easy to abstain; its take grace and self-control.
“As for me, if I have to keep my body for a good man, I will because it’s something you will have to enjoy for the rest of your life, so it’s worth waiting for. As for long distance relationships, well, for some reason it’s good, that is, if they both understand and trust in God for each other and with constant
communication it will go a long way. But if none of these are involved, it’s very likely it won’t work.
“Personally, I feel long term relationship doesn’t determine that the two people are meant for each other; I think it’s a waste of time.
“If you can date someone for three to four years, you guys are as good as being a couple, so why date for that long when you can make babies between those periods. At least, give a minimum of six months, maximum of one year and if he or she is not going towards your direction, move on, it’s not worth your time” she advised.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/im-90-good-bed-actress-uchenna-stella-boasts.html

Lalasticlala

OrestesDante:
Ope ooo!
Is the man eating puff puff...

Why the man dey talk like dis? Make dem give the guy correct beating

Wicked soul!

denko:
YOU VOTED IN COMPETENT MAN SEE WHERE YOU ARE NOW

otokx:
New buses on old roads.

24hourNigeriane:
A 64 year old father of seven, Linus Ogehee, was hacked to death by suspected herdsmen at a settlement in Akure North Local Government Area of Ondo State on Sunday June 25th.

According to Sahara Reporters, the deceased was killed on his farm which he had been cultivating on for over 20 years. Narrating what happened, his wife, Roseline Ogehee, said


"It was almost getting too dark and my husband had not returned from the farm, so I decided to trace him down there. As I stepped into the farm, I saw the lifeless body of my husband with cuts, bruises and bullet wounds on his corpse. I feared and immediately ran back to the village and also raised alarm to the villagers that they (Fulani herdsmen) have killed my husband".
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The gruesome murder has led to protests, as angry villagers and youths including school children, came out to express their outrage at the murder of the poor farmer. They demanded an immediate investigation, and the arrest of the culprits responsible for the cold-blooded murder, which took place in Oleyo, in Igbatoro area.

The protesters, armed with placards and tree branches, called on the security agencies in Ondo State to save their villages from the incessant invasions by herdsmen.
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Family
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Source
http://www.lasticblog.com/2017/06/fulani-herdsmen-hack-64-year-old-father.html

dlondonbadboy:
You don't have sense o...so you don't know the meaning of nobody? Let them appoint anybody they like...
No election ever again in BIAFRA land...until the needful is done..

dlondonbadboy:
Nobody would come out on that day...
Wait, these useless souls think NNAMDI would come out and start scattering ballot boxes? Lol.

Nobody would come out of their houses in that day..just watch and see....

Una never see anything...

CHOPUP411:
Kenya should be rename republic of sodom and gomorrah

dre11:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/06/26/pastor-allegedly-kills-man-caught-sex-wife/

nototribalist:
Tension that buhari created few months into power. We will deal with him. So Goodluck stay away from this fight. It's not your fight

obamabinladen:
Igbos gave me 5% votes, they should not expect anything from my govnt.......Buhari.


It baffles me that people still clapped for him on this.

mmb:
FROM THE RECORDS: The first 30 Nigerian officers in Nigeria's military.

Date: June, 1959

Left to right sitting: Captain Robert Adeyinka Adebayo, Captain Philip Effiong, Captain Umeh Ogere Imo, Major Samuel Adesoji Ademulegun, Major Wellington Bassey, Major General Norman Forster (GOC, Nigerian Army), Major Aguiyi Ironsi, Major Ralph Adetunji Shodeinde, Captain Zakaria Maimalari, Captain Conrad Nwawo, Captain David Akpode Ejoor.

2nd Row Standing: Lt Igboba, Lt George Remunoiyowun Kurubo, (non Nigerian standing next to Kurubo), Lt J Akahan Akaga, Lt Patrick Awunah, Lt Louis Ogbonnia, Lt Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, Lt Eyo Ekpo, Lt Author Unegbe, Lt Abogo Largema.

3rd Row Standing: Lt Hillary Mbilitem Njoku, 2nd Lt Macauley Nzefili, 2nd Lt David Ogunewe, 2nd Lt Shadrack, Lt Alexander Madiebo, 2nd Lt Anthony Eze, Lt Yakubu Gowon, 2nd Lt Sylvanus Nwanjei, Lt Yakubu Pam, 2nd Lt Hassan Katsina.

The very first Nigerian to be commissioned officer was "Wellington Bassey" with Army number (N1). Two months later, "Aguiyi Ironsi" (N2) and "Samuel A. Ademulegun" (N3) were also commissioned. A short while later, "Ralph Adetunji Shodeinde" (N4) was also commissioned officer.

Source: HQ Nigerian Army

mmb:
This is the spirit of One Nigeria then. Military is a unifying factor in Nigeria.

CollinsWeGlobe:
It's better we all join our hands to remove these old politicians from sit and make Nigeria a great country than fighting for Biafra.

Hopeful20100:
Prophet Iginla Explodes There is A Spirit in Nnamdi Kanu..Dialogue With Him Now


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SF0q_C4DOY&feature=youtu.be

redbeans:
3. Comes home late: when he starts coming home late regularly under the excuse of a board meeting, know something is fishy. He probably has been introduced to something suspicious.

4. Undergoes clandestine activities: another clue is that, he will start doing some secret things. You noticed is phone has a code, he makes secret calls at night etc.

5. He becomes more loving: a naive cheater is usually guilty when he has committed the act. Hence, you notice him more loving and caring than before; probably as a retribution/atonement for their adulterous act.

*PEN DROPS AS REDBEANS TAKES SHIELD*

Cc.. Lalasticlala

ogododo:
FLASH: @bbchausa did not interview @NGRPresident Buhari as being touted, his heavily edited recorded tired voice was sent by his aides.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/879385498854326274

dainformant:
A fake pastor identified as pastor Osinachi Christopher from Abia state was humiliated and disgraced after he was allegedly caught while trying to bury a pot of charm in someone's compound at Nnobi area of Anambra state. According to the person who shared this, this is not the first time the pastor has done this.

Read what was shared by Uzochukwu Onuabuchi on Friday, June 23rd.

Wonders shall never end, this is pastor Osinachi Christopher from Isuochi Abia state. He was caught this evening with a pot of charm, he wanted to bury at someone's compound. which they will later bring out in the name of liberating the family. He even confess that he was working with one Pastor miracle ihuoma.

He even confessed that this fake Pastor miracle buried a pot of charm, in front of one shop that belongs to one woman that happens to be a wife to one makosa. The fake Pastor miracle later told the woman, that it was the former Pastor ebubedike that buried the charm. The fake Pastor just used this trick to chase the former Pastor ebubedike away. Ebubedike that God has been using mightly to do wonders there in Nnobi.

Well one thing I know in this life is that nothing is hidden under the sun. God has finally exposed the fake Pastor miracle ihuoma, that has ministry at makosas compound, in ifite Nnobi Anambra state. Hmmm my people beware of fake Pastors. like this fake Pastor osinachi on the photo and Pastor miracle ihuoma. Nawaoooo......

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/fake-pastor-caught-trying-bury-pot-charm-someones-compound-photos.html

Tahrah:
So what if she didn't wear bra?Did she go topless?As for the people above me,are you trying to justify sexual harrasment?