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my birthday is April 15th. I have never celebrated my birthday before. if you is a April baby, 15th specifically and you live in lagos we should get together and blow a bag that day yeah

halla!!

justjify:
I have seen threads for birth months, but am yet to see a breathing thread for #AprilBorn dudes Απϑ dudettes. So I thought it wise to create a thread we can call our own.
#April14 in †ђξ building

April 15, a star was born.

halla at the kid!!

omoyemirally:
now I get u. But dat ur ''baby'' sha.

good stuff. I say baby all the time. It's really nothing though. but if you feeling it we could work on it. jokes lool

omoyemirally:
is dia somebody in dis world dat av not been lied to? One tin abt relationship is dat,u dnt trust completely and u dnt love blindly.

you misunderstood me baby, I meant that your earlier statement is not a lie. it is Infact so true "you have never told a lie" lool

get it?

twoondei:
Before you curse the driver....

Think about it again. You're on a 120, perhaps 140 at night and someone runs into your car on a highway like 3MB. It's almost certain that the person will die or have some serious traumatic brain injury.

You stop and realize the guy is dead or you even see his brain smashed on the road. What will you do?

1. Stop and call for help, then touts show up to rob you
2. Speed off and inform the police after
3. Just ignore and wait to read the story on Nairaland

is that why you left hommie on the bridge like that. Cmon now.

omoyemirally:
When u are dating someone,and u discover d person is so jealous and aggressive,u had beta let go of him.

you ain't never told a lie baby

Suigeneris93:
How can you go to visit a friend who stays with her bf without calling her, I mean who does that

Then what were you and her bf talking about that it led to sex, not just one round but two fah!

Op you need Jesus and forget that crap about it happening to a friend, beesh please, I knw its you

Please tell your friend so she can know who her real enemies are, iranu

Lmao #savage. Shawty got no chill whatsoever

lapazi:
What do girls first notice in a guy as soon as they set eyes on him? The shoes? The car-keys? The body language?

These are the first 5 things a girl notices in a guy the first time she meets him.(beg to differ)
And it all happens in seconds!

1. YOUR OVERALL STATURE:

Your Height, weight and body build. Her eyes captures it all at once

2. PHYSICAL HYGIENE:

Yes ladies see this next. Are your nail clean and neatly trimmed or have large colonies of bacteria have turned that place to their dwelling place. Pearly white teeth or stained teeth? Well trimmed beard or scraggly hair sticking out like barbed wire. Yes bruv, the ladies notice

3. DRESS SENSE:

This is different from personal hygiene. Your dress sense is rated in two ways- Co-ordination and quality. (yes there is a science to it)
Co-ordination to see how well you put your outfit together .More importantly quality.
Women are very good at sizing up what you are wearing and deciding what rung of the economic ladder you belong.

4. YOUR 4TH FINGER:

After they have sized you up, they mentally note if you are married or not by looking at your 4th finger.

5. YOUR DICTION:
How well spoken are you? that is the 5th they look out for.

What do you all think....?
Get in here and add yours!

Remember first impression matters.

I don't understand how you a guy knows exactly what females look at when they run into a male. I guess that is what you assume happens based on your experience.

Personally I feel it's my S500 benz everyone notices, cause you see that som b!tch before you hear cause shawty silent as fvck hah

corperscorner:
Its been a couple of months since my girlfriend traveled and the frequent rain fall haven't really been helping matters. I initially felt I could contain my urge but sometimes it gets out of hand (GUYS WOULD UNDERSTAND BETTER).

So yesterday, I decided to invite a particular girl over, she happens to have been hoping I would do that a long time though.

To cut the long story short, the touching began and it got to the stage where she gave in and allowed me pull off her entire outfit.....like down to the last. At this point, it must have been so certain to her that we were going to get down.....

But to the glory of God, it suddenly flashed through my mind how my girlfriend would call frequently and how she would often profess her love for me.......the fact that we've grown to become an item over time made me feel a prick in my conscience and all of a sudden I started feeling disgusted with myself. While these activities were going on in my head, this particular girl that came over had already arrived cloud 9....waiting for me to 'enter the place'. But somehow, I was able to knock senses into my head and attempted to help her back into her outfit while she completed the process herself. (IT TOOK AN EFFORT - BLIV ME)

She turned to me and asked? 'Whats the problem?'...........I said 'nothing, its not happening'. Then she pulled away hurriedly and vowed never to visit me again. I was really glad but concealed this so it would not be obvious though.

Anyways, with all that past me now........one thing I can say is that. I have no regrets and if any at all, it would be inviting her to come over in the first place. I realized we guys can be faithful, it only takes a little effort towards self control. I called my girlfriend a few minutes after the drama and we spoke at length for close to an hour..............and from the conversation, all I could deduce was......I care about her feelings much more than I thought.

personally I think you are a fvck boy for two reasons;

1. the fact that you invited someone over with the intention of indulging in activities of a sexual nature because you couldn't bare the weather and your girl is not around. fvck boy traits.

2. the fact that you think you haven't cheated even though you went more than "halfway" already is disgusting. another fvck boy trait.

after it happened and you called your baby why didn't you tell her what happened?

see you niggas kill me. if you in it gat damn it nigga be in it. If you not don't even bother.

I hope she finds out and breaks up with your punk ass for someone better.

Nlaand:
Hello parents and friends,

I used another user name.....I have a 14 yr old only sis who is getting out of hand. My parents are quite aged(mom - close to 60, dad - above 70 and challenged health-wise). Mom and sis are the only ones taking care of him. My brother serving while I work far from home. I go home once or twice in a month as I also do some casual jobs apart from my job during the weekends to make ends meet. P.S: I am the first girl and first born, so the need to hustle as I send money home and all. I am in mid 20s.

Each time I go home, I make sure I educate/groom my younger sis on how to behave. I educate her on sex education, composture as a woman, what and what-nots. I inquire about her academics, spiritual life, I ask about her friends and I know a few of them. I try my possible best to talk to her and obviously she tells me only what she feels I should know. I even give her pocket money every month #1000 just to encourage her and know I care about her which I belive she understands.

Last weekend when I went home, I noticed the way she spoke to my mom and I corrected her. I also noticed she painted her nails and I have corrected her on this issue for a while. I have advised her severally and given her strong reasons why she should not indulge in such yet. I understand what puberty means as I am a peer educator. My mom resorted to beating her when she goes wrong but I explained to my mom not to do that all the time cos she is in her puberty stage, she is prone to misbehaving. I advised she should talk to her which she adhered to but my sis has refused to listen. On getting home this weekend, I was infuriated when I saw her painted nails. I had to choice than to smack her. I asked her why she has refused to obey my instructions despite all advice and corrections, she didnt say anthing.

My neighbor came around and also advised her to stop such act. Just today, while at work, my mom chatted with me that she saw a diary my sister wrote confessing that she hates her parents because last year they refused to allow her go to Deeper life camp. Pls note that we are not members of that church but over the years, my mom has always allowed her go for their youth camp because its not far from us and its within the area but last year, dad had attack and mom sells egg which she distrubutes and she needed my sister to assist her,hence, her refusal. My sister told me about it and I explained to her that mom needs her more that period, and I assured her she would go this year.

Alas, mom just saw it in her diary today where she stated that she hates her parents because they refused her and for some silly reasons which bores down to correcting her. She also mentioned that she has a boyfriend but she doesnt like the boy because he refused to give her money.

Please note that, she takes #70 to school each day plus food. Even in our financial situation, my mom tries her best to satisfy her children. My sister even saves the money I send to her and buy meaningful things with it. She also wrote in her diary where mom beat and corrects herand she doesnt like it.

Infact, I just jokingly waved the whole thing when my mom told me in tears today because I dont want to worsen the whole thing. I told her I also had diaries where I wrote all sorts about disliking my parents and my brother when I was at her age because I thought they loved my brother more. I even thought she wasnt my mom because of the whole discipline thing which is quite true. Not untill I became matured that I saw that she actually loved me and her training has helped me troughout life even in tough situations till date...you cant spend an hour with me without liking me ....no, my mom tried

To cut the long story short, pls how do I manage this situation because I dont want this to cause a burden to my mom. My dad must not even hear. I just had to appease her that it is normal for teenagers to think that way and all and she shouldnt create a big deal over it. I advised that she should have a heart to heart talk with my sis. I will be going home this weekend, pls how do I get my sister to realise that we love her and we care about her alot, how do I explain to her that shes just been disciplined and nothing more... oro yi su mi..

pls your matured contributions goes along way...thank you sirs and mas

I have a 18 year old cousin and 15 year old sister who are the most irresponsible set of girls I have ever seen. they think they are smart and are adults enough to do whatever they like. Everything is just boys, boys, boys, lipstick, painting of nails, make up and boys especially my cousin. they steal money from my mom too. 40k can go missing from my mom's bag in one night, it has happened several times. My parents have tried severally to help these little punks but to no avail. they use to get spanked but all that has stopped because you can't force someone to do the right thing. I love my sisters more than anything in the world but their behaviour has damaged our relationship with each other over the years.

the best you can do for someone who has refused to come off from a self destruct path is just hope that they see the light and make a change.

Fumiex:
everyone keeps talking about virgin ladies n it seems to piss me off.....na only girl God sign to b virgin.... what abt d guys??

I am 24 years old and I ain't never had no sex. believe that.

fulanimafia:
That was simply an objective statement.

The focus is the fight against terror, any other issue (such as islamization) is simply a baseless distraction.

you sound extremely stupid right now.

FlirtyKaren:
My name is Adetoke Oluwo. I feel it is necessary I share my story so as to shed light to the way fraudsters dupe unsuspecting Nigerians and also to expose the shady AIRTEL STAFF who aided them.

My purse with other documents and ID cards were stolen last year April and as usual, I got an affidavit for it.
This year January, I got a call from Airtel Ibadan concerning a sim swap I wanted to do in Ibadan (I work and live in Lagos). I immediately informed them that it's fraud when
they told me the person brought one of the id cards that was stolen.
I immediately went to AIRTEL IKEJA CITY MALL to report and told them to flag and fortify security on my sim as my Airtel line is connected to all my Bank accounts. I even asked how it was possible for anybody to walk in and almost swapped my sim without any form of security . The staff said they will do something about it.
On Thursday night, 4th of February, I noticed my network was down and I waited till Friday to go report and they told me to wait for hours. THEY DID NOT TELL ME MY SIM HAD BEEN SUCCESSFULLY SWAPPED BY FRAUDSTERS, The Staff tried to hide it and told me to fill a form of sim replacement. I did not know at that point that my money was being moved as I sat there!!!
I left the Office and discovered on my other phone that 400 THOUSAND NAIRA HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED FROM MY GTB ACCOUNT THROUGH MOBILE MONEY WITH THAT NUMBER ALL THE WHILE MY SIM WAS DOWN FROM THURSDAY NIGHT TO FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
My email address must have been seen in one of the documents stolen,and the number is where Yahoo would send my recovery password to. All it took them was to SWAP MY SIM and click on forget password to access my email that had my Bank details saved.
It was when I went back to AIRTEL IKEJA CITY MALL to shout that the Staff told me my Sim had been Swapped. Before they lied that it was damaged and told me to fill a form for REPLACEMENT! !!

I requested for the Staff who swapped my sim for this FRAUDSTERS and they refused to say anything. They even harassed me and sent me out of their store for causing nuisance.

This money is meant to be part of the Course I saved a Year for to go study in London, I was maltreated and duped and an AIRTEL STAFF AIDED THE FRAUDSTERS. EVEN AFTER I COMPLAINED SINCE JANUARY FOR MY SIM TO BE FORTIFIED!!

BECAUSE HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE WHO ISN'T ME TO SUCCESSFULLY SWAP MY LINE WHEN THEY HAD MY PICTURE RIGHT INFRONT OF THEM!!!

PLEASE SHARE SO I CAN GET MY MONEY BACK, SO JUSTICE CAN BE DONE, SO OTHER NIGERIANS TOO CAN LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCE AND PROTECT THEMSELVES. PLEASE SHARE.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/02/scam-alert-lady-cries-out-after.html

let me explain something to you baby. you just caught a body. as in you just hit a lick. and it's licking.

get a lawyer and take airtel to court.

first of all they will make you miss your course in England, am guessing you're going in September. they caused you emotional stress and distraught.

their negligence and incompetence lead to this. Like I said speak to to lawyer they know better. Am just a guy on NL

[quote author=eksammy post=42582725]Hello N'landers,

Please I need you guys to advise me cos Im having a feeling that some things may not be right.

My container with 3 cars (2009 Nissan, 2007 Xterra & 2004 Sienna) landed in Lagos on the 15th of January and till today Feb. 3, the Agent has not cleared it after i gave him 600k, 500k and 350k respectively for the 3 cars even a week before they landed.

Week 1: He claims the container was inspected by customs on the 18th (3 days after it birthed) and they asked for extra 70k for some clothes in the container...and this dragged.

Week 2: He said there were changes in policies causing the delay and the goods has entered 'ALERT' whatever that means. He now said later in the week that he has spent 158k and still trying to get full amount for 'dummorage'.

Week 3: Today is wednesday and he has not picked his calls this week.

Please can someone explain to me how this clearing thing works?

How long is it supposed to take to clear a container?

Are there recent legal changes affecting clearing at Lagos Port of maerskline?

What does it mean for goods to 'enter alert'?

How long does it take for containers to start accumulating Dummorhage and what is the daily rate?

Someone please help and advise me on what you think i should do.



listen man man you are thinking something is wrong and you need to take a decisive action immediately then you probably should.

I cleared a s500 benz 3 days after it docked. do something man. man. don't think it should take this long

darkenedrebel:
download link: http://www.datafilehost.com/d/404ac7ff

Hello!, ladies & gentlemen, we are back @ it again with the 2nd edition of the Nairaland audio rap cypher, 2016.
The unholy triumvirate of Darkrebel, Limerick and Jreyez decided to vent a little bit on the mic and entertain y'all with some sumptuous & classical lyricism.
Each brought a different flavour, thereby making it one of the most theatrical & multifaceted rap cypher ever. More like the iconic BET cypher that featured Yasin Bey, Black thoughts & Eminem

Here's my assessment...

•Limerick was ballistic & spazzed like H.E with two hockey sticks after it. The skilled Edo emcee didn't tongue-twist this time around though

•Jreyez body-bagged & toe-tagged the beat - is he trying to be the Rakim Allah of Nigeria?

•And Darkrebel as usual was all about the Tasmanian devil persona. Legend has it that he freestyled 80% of his bàrs on the spot!

Enough of the rigmarole. Let's get down to biz.
Even though we did this strictly for fun & for the love of the art, we'd like to see your reviews, feedbacks & constructive criticisms so we can do better next time.


http://www.datafilehost.com/d/404ac7ff

That's the download link once again, and the rap lyrics are below if you wanna read while listening.
Lest I forget, the instrumental was made by our very own Mr. Jreyez(KeySounds Music

Enjoy.......

man this the shittiet song I don heard in a minute. you need to chuck the producer of this record for as long as the song lasts, if he dies he dies. gat damn. the complex bars and metaphors don't make no sense. That's not how to stitch metaphoric bars together. Listen to mode 9 you mode 9 style bitting wannabes. good job regardless.

Lazyreporta:
Good Morning Nigeria,

Today , we are here with another interesting topic titled ”The Top 13 Highest Paying Companies In Nigeria 2016. Without having to convince anyone on this it would be naturally perceived that this topic is a very serious and crucial one that will be needing careful observation while shedding more light on it .

Today, there is this drive that compels youths to go to school and be educated – they want to be successful people tomorrow so that they can also contribute to the success progress of the society . Getting a white collar job after graduating from school is like forcing a horse to the stream and forcing it to drink water because the demand for white collar jobs are on the high side rendering the chances of securing this jobs very narrow .

Most graduates wants to work in the oil companies because they have already concluded that they can’t make it anywhere else which is very naive and often speculated by prats – sorry to have used that adjective .

The lingering fact that there are greener pastures in the oil world can’t be swept under the carpet but don’t let this illusion blind your ability to tap into other opportunities that comes your way because they barely come by these days .

As a vibrant graduate with a beautiful and impressing certificate , don’t just continue to build your career wall around Oil and Gas companies as there are other big companies that need your managerial expertise . As a partial fulfillment of this expository and educative post i will be listing the Top 13 Highest Paying Companies In Nigeria 2016 and we remain valid even in 2016 and for years to come .

Highest Paying Companies In NIgeria = Consider Working There

1. Dangote Company (FCMG)
2. NNPC (Oil and Gas)
3. Shell (Oil and Gas)
4. Chevron (Oil and Gas)
5. Nestle Nigeria Plc (FCMG)
6. Mobil (Oil and Gas)
7. MTN (Telecoms)
8. Nigeria Brewries (FCMG)
9. Coca-Cala ( Coke Soft Drink Company)
10. Guiness Nigeria Plc
11. Total (Oil and Gas)
12. Access Bank (Banking)
13. Nigerian Civil Service (Government)

http://lazyreporta.com/top-13-highest-paying-companies-in-nigeria-2016/

Lalasticlala

Oga don't come here and be speaking rubbish for the folks. if you want to share information come with facts and state your sources. Talking about Nigerian Civil service are you a fish?

Lasgidy1:
I'm deeply in love with my orente. She means so much to me and I hold her in high esteem. I can't do without hearing from her at least 3 times daily despite my schedule at work on all days but I've come to realize that despite my unfailing love for her, I still cheat on her. Though, once she caught me cheating on her but she won't walk away. I believe she's forced to assume now that cheating is in the DNA of most men.

To the guys here, is it really possible to love your wife or babe so dearly and cheat on her? When you cheat on her, is it still fair to boast of your love for her? Also, why do most men cheat? Is it really true that cheating is in the DNA of men? Should we conclude its as a result of rampant moral decadence? Is there a way to stop it?
Cc: mods please do the needful

this is for you and every asshole that thinks all men cheat. Am 24 years old and I live in ikoyi. My girlfriend lives in makurdi 9 hours away driving and 4 hours if I fly. I have known her since she was like 8 and I love her so much. we have never had sex and I have never cheated on her. not for lack of girls ( I schooled in England and drive a S550 2012 benz so you know what kind of girls that attracts) I love my girl and actively turn down advances and requests from girls cause I love my baby and won't hurt. would she do the same for me? I hope.

so bros if you're cheating on your girl thinking you love her you're deceiving the innocent girl and yourself

Ugo4ema2015:
i wonder wot is keeping Nysc 4rm granting ppl their relocation also dis error 404 dat normally display is wnt i cant figure out..can't wait to redeploy!

the relocation thing is working. mine took 5 days. I relocated from kano to osun. the 404 is a browser issue. if you're using your phone to check use Mozilla firefox to check. it works. cheers!

I applied for a job, found out the companies HR contact number called them and enquired about the position then I hit them with the wam. they called me and the rest is history they say. Am currently serving too btw

you are needlessly putting yourself at risk. why would you try to see if a guy would rape you if you pretend to be intoxicated. Obviously sexual assault is one of the most horrible things a person can do. so what will you do is he drives you to a lonely place where no one can hear you and he actually rapes you and leaves you there. be careful woman you are not a rapist potential tester.

nigga you are reaching. what do you mean "should you take her seriously" you guys had consensual sex ON A FIRST DATE I think the real question is should she take you seriously? what kind of guy are you to go after sex with a girl on a first date. also the fact that she brought condoms should even make you take her seriously. what were you expecting? to raw her? please have several sits.

I don't know what the story is with etisalat iRecruitment portal is. it seems dormant to me except for the jobs they post there. my application from weeks ago which I think they have filled the position still has active application status. and they don't reply to my mails there. Except someone can state otherwise I think the portal is just there. it doesn't work.

Hello Folks,

So I was researching about careers with the British Council and I didn't find anything particularly informative about the whole process online especially with regards to the experience here in Nigeria. The only information I found on NairaLand either records people asking questions about how to apply for British Council jobs or people asking what their work based test and interview processes are like. For the most part people who start answering the questions usually end up not following through either because they eventually got the job and didn't bother coming up on NairaLand to follow up (honestly though who has the time to come on NairaLand to answer questions when you're annual salary is between the range of 3M to 7M depending on your position) or maybe because they didn't make it pass a certain stage ( for real though, why would they tell you what to expect when noone told them what to expect).

For this reason I decided to start this tread to discuss the BC application process especially, that is a very important aspect seeing that the whole BC recruitment process is not generic. This means that the process is specifically designed for the BC. This is the first step of getting a foot in the door. There is no such thing as "man know man". If I can do it, some of you can. Hah

At this moment I am going through the recruitment process of a mid-level administrative position with the BC so I am going to provide as much information as legally allowable so anyone who has an interest in working with the BC will learn from my experience.

I will update this post with information on Wednesday 29th July from 6pm. I will include documentation on how to carefully fill the BC ATS form for any position you have experience for and wish to apply.


I will eventually do the same thing for the American Embassy, MTN, ETISALAT and a few others.

You can post your questions here I will answer them on wednesday.

Cheers,
Pendergrass