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ejimikeokwu:
please I need your help on where to get PKC around markudi or gboko thanks please don't ignore.

Hey, am not in position to help you on this anymore. If you know anyone in makurdi or gboko you can ask for them to check around. Thanks

AntiWailer:
Werey

F00lish m0r0n.

So you have 25million and you need help.

Eediots be like "I am a risk taker and I invested".

For the last time, listen up.

Donating your money and hoping some one else donate to you is neither Investment nor Risk taking, It is stupidityy.

Lmao dude please don't ignore me. That your signature is a stinger lmao.

You just funny jare

Enaren:
No be bank job again? Abi na short service we dey discuss here? Na joke I dey lol

no be only short service, na short time lool

stop making noise there!

if MTN, Airtel and Etisalat with GLO data is too expensive, port to a newer network. The price hike does not affect them.

McBrooklyn:
Some ladies matter just tire me ah swear... He get small dick, but you got laid; He cums quickly, but you got laid; He is ugly, but you got laid; He is broke, but you still got laid


It's high time y'all ladies need to shut the _fuck up and move on once a Nigga left an ink between your legs, just try and maintain silence at all costs and move on!!!

its simple minded niggas like you that keep setting us back a few hundred years every 10 years we step forward. educate yourself boy. the world is too compact for you to still be this ignorant.

major key!

Okay here is my two cents yeah?

Dragnet this is for you: why waste so much resources on administering a test that requires candidates physical presence at a test center when you can administer the same test remotely. This will ensure that more candidates are afforded the opportunity to participate, unemployed graduates who do not necessarily have abundants funds to bankroll a journey thru and fro test centers especially when this is interstate will be relieved of this inconvenience, the perils associated with this kind of journeys will be alleviated as well. Ultimately, you will cuts costs at your own end. The backlog of increased entries can be dealt with by automating the entire process down to shortlisting of successful candidates. The process becomes more efficient, even effective.

Now, onto the test itself. This requires speed and accuracy. It cannot be overemphasized. Speed and Accuracy, my fellow soldiers in this battle to defeat the enemy, unemployment.

Really in these kinds of tests, what you are being guaged on is not necessarily how brilliant you are, however your Traditional cognitive intelligence is being put to the test. This is the ability to plan, reason, and use logical deduction to solve problems, but also the capability to apply abstract thinking while learning from and responding to the environment. So there is no time to calculate, ponder or even think as time is of the essence. As a gentleman shared earlier in a post before me, you use logic to address these questions. If you have to provide an answer to an arithmetic question, you do not have to solve the question right down to the end, ohhh no soldier you dont do that. Once you see the enemy, you hold that government issued M16 up right and shoot for the head. No questions asked. Look at your options, what is your most probable answer, if you can spot it, great stuff. If you can't, your village people have spotted you and are stabilizing the water pot so they can see you clearly. Do not let this happen. You can sort this out by eliminating options from the list starting from most unlikely. Your only other option is to try solving the entire question in 30 seconds. Is this really the option you want to take. If your answer to this question is yes then my fellow soldier you will remain a soldier in this battle and you will attain the rank of chief of army staff in the not so distant future.

When taking passage questions, learn how to employ finger to eye coordination. As mentioned earlier, referring to the young man's article, I find that reading using my finger to trace in the passage while looking for answers is quite resourceful and I am assuming it will be same for you. No one cares how you work towards getting your answer. Just get it. Find what works for you and exploit it. You have to practise as well. Clear your mind and familiarize yourself with these different scenarios. Not just when you have a test like this, just do this in your spare time you know. Listen to the news, interact with people, listen to them, read books, magazines, newspapers and what have you. These items are the manual for your government issued M16. You have to learn to use that machine adequately.

Is this a guarantee that you will ace this mediocre system put in place to inadequately test competences that are semi related to functions that you will need to perform on the job. You be the judge of that.

Truth is, there is no wrong or right way to address the challenges that we will encounter. I might try a difficult way and it does not work for me, it can however work for another individual. My simple way might not work for the same individual who already has his/her way doing it the difficult style.

All am trying to say is, First Bank abeg if una dey select no forget me.

veronica23:
Lol..AMEBO

hehehe i will assume you are one of the girls. did you write in lagos?

Longman6:
lol

that is how we saw it ohhh

is not a laughing somethings lool

agrovick:
LMAO...

LOOL it was crazy man. I know am not suppose to eavesdrop on people's conversation but they were right behind me nothing I could do. At one point I turned around and looked at one of the girls that made a really shocking statement about men and she smiled at me like ''boy take me number and call me after today''. I frowned back at her like ''nah i'm good. I dont have a phone'' lool crazy stuff man

Anyone wrote at huntsville 5;30pm yesterday? Well I did. Was a funny experience for me. This is my first time writing such a test. Man there were so many people. What!!! The girls on the queue behind me were funny. They were discussing about boyfriends, MMM, marriage and the frustrating feeling of never going pass the testing stage of these kind of tests.

Interesting experience for me. Let's see how it goes from here.

agrovick:
Except you've got something bigger on your hands, honor the invite.
According to the wise ones, numerous paths lead to the market.

most definately man. just considering a few things before i make a decision.

Thanks man

agrovick:
Yes boss, 2 hands up in the air for you.

Hehehehehe, the war is not over yet.

How far na

salute!

everything bouqi man. we just moving with the times you know.

hows your end. i got this test today at half 5.

Still thinking whether or not to honor the invitation.

agrovick:
The Anthony at Gbagada is a different one, the Anthony in this context is along Maryland, the bus stop where Lasu Anthony campus is situated (idi iroko) is just right before/after Genesis Mall depending on where you are coming from.

If the bus you are boarding is heading to oshodi through ojota, then the bus stop is just along the road.

I'm not so conversant with that route so I'm unable to give a precise direction of movement

baba twale!!

your're here. correct soldier.

Huntsville 5:30pm. Funny enough i had my ccna training in that same building. Still deciding whether or not I should go for this test.

IDEKEALUMONA:
Lie! 8000 MT is mere 160bags of 50kg rice . He can be the owner of 2nd largest desert in Nasarawa but definitely not rice farm

Haha. you need to slap yourself. I will assume that you just made a mistake with your calculations. 8000 MT is a whooping 160,000 bags of 50kg rice. If Mr Williams decides to sell even at 5k per 50kg rice that is a whooping 800M. I dont know what his operating costs are but that is a staggering figure nonetheless. Nigeria produces a total of 2M MT yearly so for an individual to produce 8000 MT of that 2M on his own is quite impressive I must say.

Now for those asking where is the rice where is the rice. You dont see Mr William's rice in the market because he does not package and sell his rice. He sells to rice mills around Nigeria.

And no I am not Mr Williams or his associate. Just a randomer sharing facts.

mulattoclaroo:
The doctor should shut up already. When she decided to do porn what was she expecting? A pat on the back or a national award? It's a shame that our generation is so useless that rather than condemn her actions, some morons are trying to defend her. Same sex union is highly prohibited in this part of the world. When you're in Rome behave like the Romans. What she did was wrong and must be condemned. I'm still surprised the police are still quiet when it is obvious she was the one. She should be cooling off in kirikiri as well speak.

you sound like an idiot. ohh wait you probably are. hi idiot. bye idiot.

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There is preference for female candidates.

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Candidate does not need to be a graduate, as long as you can present yourself accordingly.

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Thank you

Utchgirl:
Seems Lola is pusssically taking care of dis guy wella.


Dnt quote me if ur sense of humour is on recession.

Lmao wow

you seem like the kind of person I would hang around

hungryboy:
Lol,
Power pass power,
Instead of dat Pastor to just siddon jeje dey chop tithe and offering, him wan go challenge the gods of him ancestors,
Make him learn from dem Oyedepo dem nah,
Just chop tithe money
Buy private Jets
And slap a few kids brought to your church and label 'em witches
No go head to head with herbalist,
Make dem no open your yansh

I was eating rice curry when I read this. Lmao nigga said slap a few kids here and there smh

#savage

missKiffy:
Immature man

just negodu your life.
the man is Infact within his rights to depend a refund for his expenses.
I don't think he intended to run a charity.

missKiffy:
Immature man

just negodu your life.
the man is Infact within his rights to depend a refund for his expenses.
I don't think he intended to run a charity.

banmee:
I hear.

e pain you

banmee:
I don't think you understand the reply. It was an insult.

Wrong. not an insult. it was just meant to be funny.
Heathrow's twitter handle is always giving those kind of responses

Sermwell:
To be honest,We didn't. I probably thought as an elderly man, he should know what is fair as regard sharing!

number one rule of business;

always iron out the nitty-gritty details of a business deal with partners regardless of who they are before jumping head first into a business. That's a major key!

Bubewilson:
When the rest of the world is going away from fossil fuel.... nigs are embracing it.

as in ehhhh zero innovative processes niggas are embracing renewal energy to reduce carbon footprint we using it as an alternative smh

thesicilian:
How does choosing a shirt to wear disrupt your decisions making process? It doesn't take anyone more than a minute to put on a shirt. If you say its just your style that you like the same kind of easy wear shirts, that's understandable.
...Anyway I'm quite aware that everyone laughs at the rich man's jokes...

let me explain to you what is happening...Mark is a freaking billionaire so ordinarily he will have so many clothes and most likely a walk in wardrobe. As the CEO of a company you will expect that he will wear a suit and a tie just to look cooperate.

imagine walking into a wardrobe with at least 100 suits and a few hundred shoes. Deciding what shirt to wear that will match a certain suit and shoe expands considerable amount of mental energy in that kind of environment cause it's overwhelming.

So he decides to bypass that energy waste by sticking to a simplified uniform.

Q.E.D

mrbyron:
If she has pu**y the size of maracana stadium, she has no right to put the blame on Usain Bolt.

Lmao savage man. Savage

agrovick:
I believe they are the same, they trade as Stanbic in Nigeria and Standard in South Africa

standard bank in SA, stanbic IBTC in Nigeria. Stanbic Holdings Limited as the parent company

agrovick:
TeddyPendergrass, where you art?

You are welcome bruv

Lool I just saw this on one of the job boards this evening. signed up and submitted my application.

thanks for looking out man. you are real one.

FexyB:
it was new, very unconventional and dope I must say. Guinness really has it brilliant regarding this

nice. atleast you had a pleasant experience. what specialty did you apply for?

a bunch of other people just got their online video interviews done that same week as your assessment centre do you know if they will be additional assessment centre sessions?

sawyer89:
No I haven't. Her number has not been going through.
Have you been invited for the Assessment Center?

okay fair enough
no I haven't

agrovick:
Hahaha, this is not my real face o. So you are also hustling after GSK's bucks. Truly a small world, seems you just joined the online assessment train?

my baby needs some shoes mama need a house what am gone? hustle hard! haha

am here man. Somethings gatta give right?

just randomly performed my morning ritual of checking my email for a notification that God has picked my call and saw this GSK thing I gave up on age ago.

from my assessment however I think something is wrong with IBM's systems because everyone seems to be getting the same mail simultaneously.

you took yours 2 months ago too I guess yeah?