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PhonesRe: My Experience Registering My Ntel Sim by TeddyPendergrass(m): 7:18pm On Apr 22, 2016
Joel3:
grin I don't understand the fuss about this sim and why it always made front page. if you have a very strong 3G network to it fullest I promise you that you won't need 4G. with strong 3G you can stream and download 1mb or 2mb per seconds. and Airtel is currently trying on that. 3G drain battery not to tall of 4G. the advantage of 4G is mainly on heavy download and nothing more.
you are a fish. you only use Internet to chat and download shit movies.

there are people who depend on Internet to make a living and use it for business. LTE is the fastest mobile Internet technology at the moment and you can use that for IP telephony and what nots.

you can't compare 3g to LTE. That's like comparing MTN's 3g to ipNX fibre optic broadband.
Jobs/VacanciesGraduate HR Intern by TeddyPendergrass(op):
Global Profilers seeks HR interns to join it's team in Dolphin Estate in Ikoyi.

If you have a desire to learn about Talent Acquisition and HR Consulting kindly send an email to xxxxxxx with Graduate HR Intern as mail subject.

Preferred candidates should live around Ikoyi lekki axis.
Salary: 30K
NYSCGraduate HR Internship by TeddyPendergrass(op):
Global Profilers seeks HR interns to join it's team in Dolphin Estate in Ikoyi. If you have a desire to learn about Talent Acquisition and HR Consulting kindly send an email to xxxxxxxx with Graduate HR Intern as mail subject.

Preferred candidates should live around Ikoyi lekki axis.
Salary: 30K
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TeddyPendergrass(m): 7:37am On Apr 14, 2016
I have decided to stop following up on this story as I believe many others will have.

I don't care what your reasons for not updating the story are.

Great story, terrible delivery.

Siyanora
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NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by TeddyPendergrass(m): 10:39am On Apr 11, 2016
Walexsammy:
now am feeling this dude
Lool my nigga
RomanceRe: Should I Worry About Her Size? by TeddyPendergrass(m): 5:57pm On Apr 10, 2016
see the way you post about her "size" her?

she is only twitter posting about "I like him but he is not very tall"

point being don't nobody be perfect.

if you are truly capable of love in it pure natural state you should be able to love someone irrespective of their physical attributes we dislike. Just like how you will love your mom if she was fat, blind, crooked or whatever.

if you know you are not cut out for this, it does not make you a bad person. Just however make sure you don't lead the poor girl on just to shatter her hopes and aspirations someday .

do it now.

but I'll advice, if you find a girl that has only one quality you dislike, learn to live with it man they don't come that often
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TeddyPendergrass(m): 5:50pm On Apr 10, 2016
see mainland, England, Sudan or whatever you call yourself please don't allow me to provoke.

I have been following this story for a few days now e never end, no dey carry my medulla oblongata play skippo.

post the whole story NOW or else

nah seasonal film?

please arrange yourself well I find fuel come your side
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NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by TeddyPendergrass(m): 5:39pm On Apr 10, 2016
misspetit:
Awwww nice grin Dats the essence of serving in lag
I know right. that was my plan from the beginning. now am happy it worked.
I just sent you a mail
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by TeddyPendergrass(m): 7:53am On Apr 10, 2016
misspetit:
Lolz...... Okay you are funny cheesy
Well depends on when u are leaving lag
Lool am pretty funny alright wink

well lagos is my new home now. Am staying with my ppa after pop.

I am Omo eko now.
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by TeddyPendergrass(m): 12:04am On Apr 10, 2016
misspetit:
Yessss oooooi
so misspeti hope you are good
I was thinking, I am going to be in lagos waiting for you after POP.
if you say no - will just save face and be like "hah I was only joking"
if you reply with a "lool you are funny" I i'll take it as a yes
if you don't reply i'll still take it as a yes.
even if you don't read this, I'll take it as a yes.
so what we doing? lool
LiteratureRe: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by TeddyPendergrass(m): 8:44am On Apr 09, 2016
Ollyfad:
uhmmm....... frank comment bro....dis is one of d worst story presentation av had d misfortune of reading and i only took d pains to read tru bcus u gave me a mention and i will tell u y i said dat.
first, d work is totally not edited. u don't type widout editing ur typed work...no one does dat.
second, m avin a hard tym dcidin if its prose or drama.
third, ur use of d pidgin english does not even as much as portray a good grab of d language. bliv dat bcus i spend 90% of my talking tym speaking pidgin....in fact except m angry, i dont seem to be able to communicate in english.
at d beginning of ur work u gave d excuse of being a science student and to me dats no excuse. let me limit dis to nairaland....av read really great stories written by science students. bcus u av made ur passion for writing known by not jst taking d big step of putting pen to paper (sumtin av neva done) and going fuda to update regularly, i wuld give u dis piece of advise..... u cant b a writer if u are not a reader. u can only write after u must av read and even done sum research on wat u want to write and how u want to ryt. i wuld suggest sum authors wit peculiar rytin style on nairaland especially those dat ryt from d first person point of view. read authors lyk larrysun, princesa, kayemjay, frank317, repogirl, mazi omenuko and most especially, d author of african nerd....redmosquito. he also wrote in pidgin and english and he is a trained doctor in case u r wondering how he culd b so gud. u can also read flow stories too especially ibo boy wey like yoruba. it will really hlp u in improving ur writing skill i.e if u r serious abt writing. i hope ur next update will be beta constructed and articulate bcus i cwiuzly bliv ryt now, all u r doing is murdering wat suld av been a really great and adventurous story wit bad presentation.
N.B: i hope u will take dis criticism as fair enof and improve on ur writing skill for ur own gud, ur story's gud and d gud of ur audience. especially if u want literature lovers and not story by d moonlight lovers to take u cwiuzly. keep up d courage bro.....every wole soyinka or chinua achebe have a beginning story to tell
considering how you yourself lack the proper grammar structure you criticise someone else for not having, your criticism is void and baseless!

"cwiuzly", you are a joker your damn self.
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PhonesRe: NTEL: Check Out The "Fair Usage Policy" by TeddyPendergrass(m): 7:45am On Apr 09, 2016
am on ipNX fibre optic broadband with internet speed of 54mbps
40G for 10K
Car TalkRe: Fuel Scarcity: V6 Car Owners, How Are You Guys Coping? by TeddyPendergrass(m): 6:32pm On Apr 07, 2016
I got a 5.0 litter V12 engine. 500 benz.

this car is an enemy of progress drinks fuel like the drainage system in dolphin estate in ikoyi.

however my brother works with Guinness and they have their own fuel reserve so am still riding around and getting it in my big body!

hah
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Lost A Job Because Of A Customised Facebook Name by TeddyPendergrass(m): 8:29pm On Apr 06, 2016
NaLaugh:
I don't think the lesson has been learned.

People who intentionally spell words incorrectly to sound "cool," usually end up losing their ability to communicate effectively in business settings.
When I look around Nairaland, I notice Nigerians have become the kings of "shorthand" writing.

This wouldn't be too terrible if the "short version" was actually shorter than the correct version. In essence, people just spell as many words as possible in gibberish. e.g typing "anywaiz" instead of "anyways."

Regardless of how prolific you are, constant use of incorrect alternatives WILL affect you. I'm sure you have seen the effect firsthand.

You might think the HR person was being mean or petty, but in reality he made a good call.

However, don't let it get you down. We live and learn (if we are willing). Good luck. smiley
I don't think there has been a truer statement than this here on NairaLand.

People, young folks looking to be employed especially take for granted the importance of carrying themselves professionally at all times. An individual that types or text like "dis" or "rites" like "diz" has already shot themselves in the foot right from the jump.

point is: always present yourself in a responsible light at all times.
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by TeddyPendergrass(m): 10:28am On Apr 05, 2016
we was spose pass out today but nysc had a different plan for us.

what do you know? huh?

for all those who made it this far...Welcome to the beginning, the journey just about to begin.

I hope you all have a pleasant ceremony.

remember safety is always priority, do not participate in activities that will undermine your well-being and safety in the name of POP celebrations!

if you are in passing out in osogbo, get at me because the turn up will be televised!

Bless up!
RomanceRe: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by TeddyPendergrass(m): 9:26pm On Apr 01, 2016
Toscoas2:
jst check to confirm, don't b annoyed, d guy is saying nothing bt d truth!!
Lmao Hahahahahahahaha

#savage #nochill
RomanceRe: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by TeddyPendergrass(m): 9:20pm On Apr 01, 2016
this how you notice a hoe from a mile away
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should Serving During NYSC Count As Work Experience? by TeddyPendergrass(m): 9:02pm On Apr 01, 2016
saxwizard:
i only asked a question....and ur response did nt provide the ansa either
Oga don't be slow. I already answered your question.

whatever your nysc service experience is, put it on your CV.

The End.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Discrimination Based On Institution Graduated From by TeddyPendergrass(m): 2:28pm On Apr 01, 2016
Acidosis:
cheesy
my friend slap yourself. you are a fish.

they "specifically love", meaning they would appreciate applications from students from those particular schools.

this is a normal requirement and it's nothing special.

GE sometimes require applications from students who meet the requirements for entry into MIT's engineering departments and would only consider applications of students who meet these requirements only.

it's not a big. don't make a mountain out of a sand castle.
FamilyRe: Was I Wrong Opening Up To My Husband? by TeddyPendergrass(m): 11:21pm On Mar 31, 2016
listen here baby, I know he is your husband and all but fvck him baby. if you're husband finna leave you over some hoe he met online then fvck him.

see this that weak nigga type shit. Now you begging him to work it out and he still on some bullshit. if he ain't on that move on baby.

if you got kids focus on your kids if not focus on yourself and take care yourself baby.

you gon be alright...I promise you that. you gon be alright.
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by TeddyPendergrass(m): 7:07pm On Mar 31, 2016
kingphilip:
yes they should
thanks for answering my question and spamming me lool
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by TeddyPendergrass(m): 9:43am On Mar 31, 2016
kingphilip:
some people can flatter sha
Lool it's the motion man
Jobs/VacanciesRe: British Council Job Application/test/interview Process by TeddyPendergrass(op): 10:11pm On Mar 30, 2016
I should probably complete this article soon.
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by TeddyPendergrass(m): 7:28pm On Mar 30, 2016
are we getting double allowance? niggas need to strategize the turn up on that budget
NYSCRe: March Allawee 2016 by TeddyPendergrass(m): 6:48pm On Mar 30, 2016
Loool oga relax no dey rush. E go come.
btw is batch A getting double allowance
RomanceRe: Is Anything Wrong In Marrying A Girl Your Know A Friend Has Slept With? by TeddyPendergrass(m): 2:36pm On Mar 30, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin what she did? "Snake in the monkey style"? Lol....funny as hell but juz do it and see for urself maybe she will have a new diff styles in store for u... tongue
Lmao #savage
FamilyRe: Man Beaten For Peeping At Couple In Bed by TeddyPendergrass(m): 10:18pm On Mar 29, 2016
ogorwyne:
Hahaahahaha. To what end?
hah! my last name is Ogor
RomanceRe: When A Guy Tells A Girl He Loves Her Just To Sleep With Her... by TeddyPendergrass(m): 3:09pm On Mar 29, 2016
only fvck boys move like that.
real niggas move with the motion. we don't slang love, we slang real.
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by TeddyPendergrass(m): 11:53am On Mar 28, 2016
misspetit:
Yessss oooooi
nice
I'll run into you in lagos anyway then lool
NYSCRe: Nysc 2015 Batch A by TeddyPendergrass(m): 9:45am On Mar 28, 2016
misspetit:
Can u imagine It's like we jst switch sides
Lool you live in lagos?
CultureRe: Breast Ironing- What Is This Horrid, Spreading Culture All About? by TeddyPendergrass(m): 8:59am On Mar 27, 2016
my people suffer for lack of knowledge.
wow!
Christianity EtcRe: Abducted Muslim Children Forcefully Converted To Christianity In Edo Idp Camp. by TeddyPendergrass(m): 8:53am On Mar 27, 2016
freeze001:
Anyone comparing this to outright abduction of female christian children for purposes of rape, marriage and forceful conversion must be depraved.

The camp is not government owned or sponsored. It is run by private persons who are Christians, contributing their quota to social care for the needy and displaced persons.

First, there is no special preference for boys or girls unlike d evil pedophiles up north who go for underage girls to defile and destroy. There is no report of abuse of any of the children in this camp. Why would this visiting muslim group expect a private Christian organisation to expend resources in building mosques and promoting islamic doctrines? Do they expect the camp to hire imams and all such to preach n train d children? Whom do they expect to do their dirty jobs for them?

These people are attending to basic needs of shelter, food, clothing and some education for those who have been displaced with no family meanwhile the northern greedy thieves kidnap girls living with their families then someone comes here to compare both?! What a shame!

If they are so concerned about their islamic wellbeing, they should go through the necessary processes of transferring d affected children to idp camps in Borno and Adamawa n co. Hopefully no boko haram attack will reach them there again. They can also build their own muslim camp since they were alarmed that this was owned and run by Christians.
I was going to write these points but decided against it because I didn't want to waste my time saying something nobody was going to listen to,

you have made the most valid point on this issue.

bap!!!

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