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for your cambridge ielts text books.call 08038787333.

hello peeps,i scored 6.0 overall.5.5 listening,6.0 reading,6.5 writing,6.0 speaking in the ielts.is the result okay for me to get admission to study accounting in uk university?and again my ssce result is 12 yrs old,is it still valid?

maybe nairaland should shop signing up married woman.but we are not in iran now.

donbenedict:
He was watchn football....


You were browsing


He seized ur fone



And u kept quiet?


Babe you should hav seized the television!!!!!

you deserved a knighthood bro.

some men like to form supeman at home but so gently outside.everybody get problems to manage,na ur own b dis manage am well.fp pls...

eleojo23:
A man in Malawi calls his son in South Africa last week & says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in USA and tell her".
Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".
She calls home immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"I told you, it's done! They are coming home for Christmas"
Good morning all

lol,u've just made my day.

MKO4ever:
Who in south west will vote for him?

i beg no talk am again.i know he will run for the vp in 2019 then you will know.oshokomole 1.

Fortissimo:
Oh I see. They're making money o. I decided to write TOEFL jare. Have you tried the youtube tutorial videos?

lot of times,i even have the cambridge materials with me.i wrote on 5th dec hoping it will be fine cos i didn't finish the reading.am also shock seeing people say they score 7.5,even 8.0 in reading.how manage?Does uk uni receive toefl?

Fortissimo:
What's up with national theatre?

nothing!the number will have been much for using national theatre.what's your band score?reading always gives me problem,this is my third time of writing ielts.

Ema2nty:
Hello guys, has anyone here who wrote the IELTS test in lagos on the 21st of Nov in Lagos (National Theatre) received his/her result or been able to check online?

OMG!national theatre,na national theatre dem dey do exam now.british council no go kill person.during my time it was event centre but we were almost a thousand.God help us in this country,i think they are extorting us.

iceberylin:
Can't someone read a true story on Nl anymore

am damn serious!

ssoftappless:
IT MEANS SHE IS A CORPORATE OLOSHO

i no mind,this babe too fine + she's a rich kid.

i have been trying to date this girl for some years now,but has proven stuborn.i met her through a friend,it took me 2 months,6days,04hoursbefore she accepted my friend request.(no b my fault,the girl too fine).lately,i posted on my facebook the new car i bought and she liked it.nairalander,does that means she has given in?

crazysaint:
Na everything this man will go, him no the send representative? waka waka, don turn you into a laughing stock... e the sweet me as this man the misbehave.. the more he misbehave, the more love for gej will increase.. the more people will regret voting out gej... oga abeg keep on traveling, no send them.

nobody,i repeat nobody should ever regret of voting out gej they may also regret of voting pmb.

have just finished the herculean task given to us by ielts.seriously,there is no way you can finish the reading test in one hour,it really annoying,this my third time of writing the exam and i can't think of reg again just because i didn't get 5.5 or above in reading even now that the reg has increased to N52,000.BRITISH COUNCIL/IELTS should please take it easy on us because i know they can't set that kind of hard question in uk for students.

Mutuwa:
Men.
But after these set sha..

pls,who is the person on the second pics.i always see it on tshirt.

why will they want people see the baby, when the baby looks like don jazzy and patoranking join together.

Bnladan:
How do Nuns dress pls? Are dey Muslims? Who said dey shud dress dat way? And y do u think dey dress dat way?

nuns don't cover their whole face which is still okay.the pics shown above is scary.how will u relate with someone like that,maybe she has evil plans or not,how will she be fish out if she commit crime?

this islamic religion of a thing is way too complicated.a person dies,they bury him within 24hrs,what if the person is killed,just bury him with the fact.why will a sane person dress like this in the name of praticing religion.as a christian if i see any in the book that my spirit doesn't agree with i drop it because there should be update for everything in life.christ came 2,000years ago to update moses law and left the holy spirit to keep us updated.lastly,christian missionaries brought education to this country and everything consigning education should be done properly.

why is this woman so rude?ehn just because your husband is a powerful politician.if i be saraki i will suspend her and nothing will happen.smh...

this man is old.look at the way he was standing and people voted for him.kogi people which way?how this kind man won take peform if he's elected when he can't even perform in bed.i suspect his new wife.no young lady will want to continue with this kind man.rip to the dead.

AleAirHub:
The charges are for bigger boiz n babies...
Well am still enjoying my unlimited on Etisalat 3G just with $3.5 monthly....
"No Your Way No Be Cause Oooo"

guy how?i beg tell me now.

Lordabas:
8. Masturbation

why masturbation?why not fornication or adultery?

i no trust this report even oyo and osun pass lagos.haha make dem fair God o.

damton:
I no believe say person fit die on top woman if not any fetish or voodoo things involved.

exactly my point.

i wish my wife can haggle like me or my mother,she pays at first price the seller call it.sometimes i prefer going shopping in her stead...not her fault,na me wey dey drop the money.she thinks i be cbn governor.

why is chief bisi akande dey always shine his teet?

ajasa4link:
No thanks, Still enjoying glo bis

pls,how?

why are some nigerian men horney at the sight of minors?what can 3 n 5yrs old girls have that can arouse those mad men?i blame the father for not blowing their brains off before reporting to the police. i can't jokinly call those little girls in my area "my wife" again in order not to make people look at me somehow.

fvck her black n blue.

xirGODWIN:
trust me...op is gay...dats d only explanation 4 reasoning lik da ;Dt

noo oo, am not guy.i just taugh abt hw imp women are.

In your own view,describe this world without women apart from reproduction aspect.