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your problem is you masturbate a lot...it also happens to me when i used to do it.stop masturbating n it will reduce.

searching4love:
WHY U WAN SEE ME?

u need a good orientation against the way you veiw nigerian ladies.

Menace2Society:
U must be a dummy then!

how?that's the way i see the man.

searching4love:
I live at bodija. you?

felele.

searching4love:
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EVEN A WHOLE OSHIOMOLE WAS CAREFUL IN HIS CHOICE FOR A WIFE. OUT OF ALL THE MYRIADS OF LADIES IN NIGERIA, HE WENT FOR A FOREIGN GIRL. SEE HOW HAPPY THEY ARE TOGETHER. NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE GOLD DIGGERS AND EXTREMELY MATERIALISTIC. NO BRAIN, NO SENSE, NO HYGIENE. ALL THEY KNOW IS TO OPEN THEIR SMELLY PUSSCIES IN RETURN FOR MATERIAL GAINS. I HATE NIGERIAN GIRLS WITH PASSION. THEY ARE USELESS AND THE WORST SET OF FEMALES IN THE WORLD. GO FOR A FOREIGN GIRL TODAY IF YOU WANT HAPPINESS AND TRUE LOVE.

#Team foreign girls [/size]

hi pal,how can i see you?u need help.

HungerBAD:
Dangote is richer than Osun and Ebonyi State combined together.

The Man should just buy Osun State, and maybe the workers there will finally stop complaining of not getting paid, and no church will be giving them food.

God said DO NOT LOOK at another man's wife. So instead of looking, i am peeping. Oshiomole wife fine SHA. What is the process one can go through to ORDER such a BRIDE too like Oshos did?

ur father left eye,na my state be dat o.

this iara going everywhere.she don suppose get belle by now or osho no fit do ni?i can't wait to see their product.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
The only yoruba and wealthy man I respect so much is Dr. Mike Adenuga, he is calm and full of wisdom and also not a political olosho.
Adenuga behaves like a niger deltan cum biafran man, he has our blood.
As for iara(light) and oshiomole(darkness) if u like make una spend edo money finish all in d name of politics, na devil go fire una 2

Am dedicating dis FTC, to my beautiful sweet new catch on ma radar, may I find favor in her eyes, Amen.

u said what was on mind.i love the man adenuga so much.so humble and cool.

mere lookin at the pic i don get my vaseline, not to talk of real life... i will tell her not to come to my house again after fvckin her to madness.

deltateam:
Hey guy. I still remember the Malaysian story even if it were distorted. There will be a time you will come back, what will you fall back to?

Lease out my friend and get a reputable law firm not a single lawyer who can die tomorrow to manage it.

I repeat, don't sell.

ok,thanks.

op,am eating now.

ogun state again!

Badgers14:
Then sell to bank then and get the money. If you want to donate to church then do so when your mind gives you green light...

Its true the church will be doing God's work (hopefully)

But so is the bank, everyone is doing Gods work in different capacity.. Keke driver, pure water seller, banks , doctors, lawyers , economist .. That a pastor or reverend is at the pulpit those not make them more important than others so as they said God called them... So did God give different destinies to different people.

Cheers !!!

i think same too.i wish the church could make 90%.

Stanley4E:
i meant if it could at least cover you budgets without snag
But i'll advice you to give it to the church as a point of seed/sacrifice to God,
with a prayer attached to it for an experience of God's Exceptional Grace and Advancement in your Life

uhmm!u sounded exactly like my pastor but money is tempting.

Stanley4E:
Is the 65% from the Church enough to cater for that need of yours?

for me no amount of money is enough.

bigiyaro:
if u really need d money den sell to d bank, if not, let d church have it.

who doesn't need money even if it 50k diff not to talk of mill.am thinking of what the pastor said.

jemype:
why dont u lease it out?

no time, am planing to leave the country.

HI pals,i have a building that have been keeping for a long time and have decided to sell it because i need money.so after waiting long time,we finally saw two buyers,the bank and one of the top pentecostal churches in the country.but the problem there is the bank gave a good price why the church pleaded because of the good location and they are ready to pay 65% compare to what the bank offered.i told my friend and some people they told me to go with the highest bidder.
Yesterday when i told my pastor he said it’s the work of God they want to use it for and told some stories that i should sell it to the church not minding the 35% differences which are in millions.
Finally,i bring it here to nairaland for your advise(es) because am a bit confused who to sell it to,the bank or the church?thanks.

i knew it...ogun state. why ogun state the state and juju is like bread n butter.

she looks like someone who just got cancer.

i dey feel am here...23hrs power supply.

na because of rain joor,make dry season come.

this is a good news for the country.hold his child as ransom to negotiate for seize fire.

misspicy:
Funny joke This shuld be in the jokes section

it's no joke.it happened 4 real.

firstEVA:
thank God i am not a man

ok,what advise will you give to a friend?

firstEVA:
i feel for the guy

na so o,what will you do if you were the man?

The man had the feeling and saw many indicators that his wife had begun to cheat on him so he decided to throw her a “surprise” birthday with her family and friends.
Here is the text of the story as told by the husband:
“So I had a feeling she was cheating as she set off a lot of red flags,” said the man. “Constantly laughing and smiling when texting, saying it was just her mother when I asked.”
“Needing to stay late every night after work, when I’d call in her co-workers said she left hours ago.”
“When I asked her what was going on she’d laugh it off and say it was just something they did to each other at the office all the time.”
Continuing to see signs of infidelity, the man decided to catch her in the act on her birthday, inviting her unknowing family and friends along.
“You see after asking her what she wanted to do on her birthday this year she was rather insisted on me going out of town with my friends as she just had to work anyways and didn’t want to be reminded she was aging,” the man said.
“So I know something is up and after finding a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in my closest something in me snaps.”
“So I do what any sensible man would have done,” the man said. “I leave and go to my friends house pretending like I am going out of town.”
“While there I call up her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I tell them how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into her room with party streamers, kazoos and a big cake with candles.”
“Sounds fun right?! Well, boy was it.”
“I had everyone meet me outside our apartment at 8:30 in the morning,” the man explained.
“We all pile in the elevator (about 8 of us in total); her mother is holding the cake and I’m reminding everyone to be as quiet as they can be.”
“I put my key in and unlock the door; we all sneak in and make our way down the hall towards the bedroom,” the man continued. “Each holding a kazoo and her mom holding the cake grinning from ear to ear.”
The plan went just as the man had hoped, with everyone getting a big surprise… not just the wife.
“Well as I throw open the door, we all yell surprise! But the surprise was on us and there was my wife, butt naked with her lover staring at us wide eyed,” the man remarked.
“Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father begins to shout. I pretend like I’m horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her.”
“My wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place.”
“Needless to say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given.”
One of the biggest “taboo” topics is how to deal with a cheating spouse. It’s considered rude and “trashy” to even talk about this happening, as though the victim in the relationship is somehow a bad person for not being a doormat.
This is wrong. Cheaters should be afraid of being caught. End of story.

dayo23:
On the contrary, what I said is exactly what gonna happen. Seems u don't know Isreal intelligent Agency are the best in the world!

so tell me,how 5 isreal intelligent agency are going to kill boko haram and bring those girls which our forces have been trying to do for a years now even with foreign aid.

dayo23:
Just send 6 team Isreali special force (jackals) they will not only bring back the girls safely they will wipe all BH members to ashes

u too like action movie.

balogundayo:
the love of a mother is never to be contrasted with anything at all as nothing amounts to it...



buh this pic is stale nah

yes o!but the pics always look new to me.

hit like,if you love your mother.love you mum.