₦airaland Forum

Person wey u suppose tear slap,you dey mumu dey speak accent.....ozuor

Zonefree:
You don't know before

Virgin wey dey collect kissing, smooching and fingering is not first grade.

My yoruba ex girlfriend said " no sex and kissing but CAMAVINGA"

delejoye:
May your tenor favor me and my family amen.

Amen and me too

specialmati:
apart from sporting that ronaldo played first which other small club did he played that doesnt have championship trophy.most one you young lad talk shit when it comes to football

Even sporting is not a small club in Portugal.

Ebukacute:
Lol. Baba wan run
He think say Ronaldo excelling in other smaller clubs is easy. Ewure

Name one smaller club Ronaldo joined. Just one😊

Ebukacute:
Lol. Baba wan run
He think say Ronaldo excelling in other smaller clubs is easy. Ewure

Name one smaller club Ronaldo joined. Just one

SultanOfAbia:
My neigbour loves Putin so much
He say Russia should destroy ukraine
So i invaded his house one day and took his pressing iron.

Naso my guy para well well for me on sunday morning. I tell the mugu say e dey sweet you to support invaders
But ordinary pressung iron wey invade your apartment go collect. U wan finish me

The truth is humans are hypocrites
They cant collect what they dish out to others

Out
Na you Bleep up. Why you go invade another person house and carry pressing iron,hin no get plasma TV ni🏃‍♂️

Ake

Starhearts:
Ko ni baje ... eyan nla..

I go bless u soon .... don't doubt me ooo.

I go happy oo baami....... God bless u!!! Maximum salama🙌

Anytime rain falls here,people go out there to find snail in the midnight. E get one guy wey I hear say bush baby slap. He was someone I knew very well,he got home and narrated the story and died. But I no come know may be na true or false say na slap him receive from bush baby.

Starhearts:
I sight u ..... omo ope
Wetin dey sup ova dere?

Nothing much baami...... Everywhere good.

Starhearts:
Are they edible

Haha!! Tuale ooo🙌🙌

IgboSomalia:
Since EFCC jailed Slawomir, that's when I believed they are on Nairaland.

Laugh!!! Who tell you say dem jail my nigga......... Damn

FarahAideed:
this guy said Davidos mum once bought him a phone and Davidos mum died when david was a kid yet today Davido is older than Mr Macaroni

Na true ooo!!! You get brain Sha. Debo dey use football age.

Merisbankie:
The one he stole right lol

If it is easy to steal,then CR7 should also steal one👌

tesppidd:
Again stop pretending

Now that your CR7 has become useless you want to lump them together and start forming neutral

The joke is one you.

Sorry your MCM cannot perform in a camel league.

You get the scope bro😂

Jokerman:
Stop showing us world cup pics. Show us Pessi PSG pics....

Why will he stop showing you world cup pics,when the world cup is the biggest cup a football player can ever dream of. We will continue rubbing it on you guy's face. It's not easy to be a world champion.👌

Fayose dey look camera,BAT dey look Fayose like shishi you no go see....

EriMma1:
No.. there's a difference. Those days, men don't die on top the women they sleep with. But now the death is becoming rampant. That's the difference.

Bahubali!!! Men has been dying on top another person's wife from ages.

Weedhustler:
One thing must kill a man....kpekus send this one to OVB.

Selina tested crew! Maximum salama for una o

Abi femi dey craze ni

Gbemini:
onisorire

Amin

prof22:
You know say okada fit kill you on your way home today or Dangote truck fit ram the car you, your wife/Gf, your parents and siblings and your children make all of una perish too. As u dey wish people bad be prepared for yours. U can be poisoned too. U fit nor see the inauguration sef make u pai for ur sleep. Bring it on

Haha

ednut1:
Make una dey use sense lie. Which expatriate wife will open legs for a gateman

no think am bro! Things are happening.

Fira09:
Bacteria🦠 or virus🦟?😂

Na fungi or nematodes 😂

jeffsummers:
pls can you help me out with anything

nothing come board bro

jeffsummers:
you wont understand. i am really broke, if am fasting, i wont be asking anyone for money.

Toh

jeffsummers:
pls everyone on nairaland, i am apealling to you all. pls can anyone help,me with 1k, just 1k nothing more than that. i am very very hungry, i havent eaten since saturday last week. At least let me get something to eat today, so i can have energy to go out and look for money or hustle. PLS SAVE A HUNGRY BROTHER

Haha!!! You dey fast ni......last week bawo🏃‍♂️

helinues:
Attached below are the security officers attached to the elected Nigeria online president, Peter Gringory Obi.

Guy leave me oh😂😂😂😂

mbaise1000:
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So what makes that person intelligent, what is your definition of intelligence?

meaning all Nigerian politicians are unintelligent because they only change political party but they are still same criminal.

kogi people run ooo!!! This one go use all your money buy latest buggati or deposit for models to be produce in the nearest future.

Jemex003:
You're the fool here cuz igbo beg Yoruba to sell their for sale properties for them even with big cash. Igbo are the mugu in our land and we will continue scamming them. Tell your uncle I have a plot of land for sell in Ikorodu 15million.

so that after few years , you will now invite government to come and demolish the building abi…. you are a wicked man😂😂😂😂