This is to inform all freshmen that registration for 2013/2014 Academic Session begins on the29thof August, 2013. Screening of the original credentials of freshmen who have paid the acceptance fee will commence at the various Colleges on the same date.

Candidates who have met the admission requirements after the screening should proceed to pay the remaining charges into Account Number 0033467789 Eco BankPlc,MOUAU Branch....

More Info On The Amount to Pay at http://www.schoolsonpoint.com/2013/09/mouau-20132014-registration-of-fresh.html

Ayima: That man lied against me by saying that students want ASUU to continue strike, he should have said some students want ASUU to continue strike. Since he said students, that means am included. What am trying to say is that i don't want the strike to continue, and he said i want it so he lied against me, that man is gay.Please help me tell him to knw how to use some english words stupid man.

Funny... A gay who have 3 kids

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Coldfeet: Op are you Antoine Omeihe? If yes then I REPEAT you are *G*A*Y*!!!! Using diff monikers to comment on your poo thread! Btw who asks you why you are single and without a girlfriend? Do I bleeping care? Oloshi oloriburuku omo ale! Few times I be calling sumone names on nl. Back page/door tinz mtweewz.

Like i said earlier, You are Literally too stupid to be Insulted!!!

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It is mandatory that all Admitted Persons who gain admission into any of the Nigerian Tertiary institutions, to obtain their verified admission letter from Jamb board, the Original Admission Letter has the following details:
* Department
* Level
* Institution
* Faculty and
* Name

IMPORTANCE OF THE JAMB ADMISSION LETTER
1) It Proves and serves as Evidence That You were legally and Validly admitted By Tertiary institution
2)It is required for Your clearance and Registration in The Institution where You are admitted,
3) It is Compulsory and Mandatory Requirement for You to participate In The NATIONAL YOUTH SERVICE SCHEME (NYSC)
4).It is required when you apply for Undergraduate Scholarship.


Prospective Students who are obtaining their admission Letter, are to glance through their chosen Institution’s requirements, if they are to obtain the admission certificate personally,(example: Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU ) or If the candidate would received the admission letter from their Institution, (example: The University of Nigeria, Nsukka(UNN) gives their Students the Admission Letter).

After confirming your stance, you should then proceed to obtain your Original Jamb Admission Letter or Collect it from your Institution.

For the later, follow thesteps below to obtain your jamb original Admission Letter

Step 1. Goto any office of the Joint Admission And Matriculation Board (JAMB) in your state. If you don’t where the nearest jamb office is located in your state you can see the lists of jamb offices and addresses in Nigeria HERE: http://www.schoolsonpoint.com/p/jamb-offices-in-all-nigerian-states.html

Step 2. After locating the jamb office in your state, proceed to buy the JAMB ADMISSION LETTER SCRATCH CARD at the rate of NGN1,000 Only. (Upon getting to jamb office, just ask for the Jamb Admission Scratch Card and you will be attended to immediately)

Step 3. After obtaining your jamb admission scratch card, Locate any CyberCafè in your area.
Step 4. Then open the Official Website of Jamb using this address: www.jamb.org.ng

Step 5. When the jamb website finish loading, Click on the “PRINT ADMISSION LETTER” Button located under the specified Year you are dealing in.

Step 6. Then Enter your Admission Scratch Card Details and your Jamb Reg. Number.
Step 7. Then Print The Displayed Admission Letter in “COLOURED FORMAT”


congratulations! You have just obtained your Jamb Original Admission Letter.

Advice: Ensure you save a copy to your Email Address. From there, you can retrieve a copy anytime.

This is a complete guide to obtain your jamb original admission letter, but if some reasons you are stuck, please use the comment box below, we will do our best to help.

Wishing you all the very best!


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http://www.schoolsonpoint.com/2013/09/how-to-get-your-original-jamb-admission.html

Emmadani: Btw,if u wanna av galz pretty easy den dnt b 2 emotional,just b relaxed around them,they are no big deal,dnt be too serious around dem,just relax and be yourself...!I dnt know if this would work 4 u,but it works 4 me,i take dem casual.Common they are human beings like u and sum are not even better than you.If u wanna av dem easily then u'v got to change ur mindset about dem.And dnt b 2nice...!If u too send gals 2much dem go take u 4 granted.If you talk to a gal and she feels 2big or 2expensive or 2fine to listen to u,just pass,she's not what worth ur tym.She wil think of u in a different way.Common,no allow any girl give u headache.Just b urself,when d right tym kums u will av ur own girl that would like u 4 who u are.

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Emmadani: you are stewpid.Sorry 4 d insult.But i must tell u.

Its not an insult bro. She is Literally Too stu.pid to be insulted

Monicasque:



The emotions part is the only part u need work on. Many ladies don't care that much about looks coz the woman is the one who is supposed to be cute. As for being nice. Nice guys are are wonderful once a lady knows what she wants in life. We tend to appreciate them blv me.

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mascot87:
You are not making ANY sense lady.So any guy that decide to remain single for a while for obvious reasons best know to them are gay abi?Get a life

Tell am abeg

Coldfeet: You are gay bro! Admit it.

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Reasons I am still single


*. 1. I tend to get a bit Over possessive at times in any relationship.

*. 2. I am not your Tom Cruise. I am not that Good looking. God blessed me with many wonderful things but looks aren’t one of them. And whatever people may say girls do prefer a good looking guy over an average one.

*. 3. I am a touch too emotional and sensitive.I know being emotional is good but I tend to go a bit too far with that.

*. 4. I am too nice a guy.Some of you may wonder that its not a negative trait but it is. I advice people not to be too nice else either people take advantage of you or you fall into the dreaded friend zone of a girl.

I guess I have analysed it pretty well. Hopefully I will be committed before I am shipped off for marriage. Till then I am single, ready to mingle!!!

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Alhaji Atiku Abubakar is offering one undergraduate/postgraduate scholarship to Nigerian students.

The scholarship is tenable in Nigeria and overseas, and willreasonably cover tuition and board.

Entrants must be Nigerian citizens who are currently undergoing, or have been admitted into, a course of study at undergraduate or postgraduate level at a government-approved institution of learning within or outside Nigeria.

To qualify for consideration for the scholarship applicantsshould submit an essay on the topic:

More Learning to More People: How can Nigeria be more innovative in bridging its literacy and skills gap?
Entries must be in English, and be between 2,000 and 5,000 words.

All essays should be submitted on or before August 31, 2013.

It will be the responsibility of applicants to reasonably prove that they possess valid letters or offers of admission, or other evidence of studentship. Successful candidates who are unable to prove this will have their scholarship offers revoked.

Entrants must avoid plagiarism and should be prepared to present themselves for an oral defence of their work (should the need arise). Plagiarism will result in instant disqualification of the affected entry.

Essays will be judged for grammar, clarity, coherence and a focus on solutions. (While it is important to highlight the problems and challenges of education in Nigeria, the essay should primarily focus on innovative problem-solving)

Only one scholarship will be awarded. There will however be consolation prizes for up to two other entrants.

The Judges’ decision is final and will not be subject to appeal or litigation.

ESSAY FORMAT GUIDELINES
Essays, containing between 2,000 and 5,000 words, should be emailed as Microsoft Word documents to scholarship@atiku.org
The first page of the essay document should include the following:
Entrants Name & Date of Birth
Entrants Contact Details (Valid email address and phone number)
Entrants Institution (with full institution address included), Course of Study, Year of Entry, and Student Number (Also specifying whether Undergraduate or Postgraduate)
Essays should be in a legible font (font size 12); 1.5-spaced or double-spaced
All pages should be properly numbered.

www.atiku.org/aa/scholarships/

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This is to inform the general public Especially those who chose Michael Okpara University of Agriculture,Umudike that the institution has released the first batch Merit admission List into her undergraduate programmesfor the 2013/2014 academic session.

First Choice (Merit) candidates are advised to check their Admission Status on the University’s website www.MOUAU.Edu.Ng as from Monday, August 26th 2013,using their UTME registration number.

Successful candidates would be required to pay a non-refundable Acceptance Fee of #8,000.00 only, within Two (2) weeks of this announcement into the following bank account:

Bank Name: EcoBankPlc, M. O. U. A., Umudike.
Account Name: MOUAUFees.
Account No: 0033467789


Further details pertaining to resumption and payment of prescribed charges and registration would be announced later.
Signed:
Dr. A. C.Nwokocha
Registrar.

http://www.schoolsonpoint.com/2013/08/michael-okpara-university-of.html

All have sinned and come short of the glory of God...

No exception...

No man is without sin...

Therefore, Its not Possible...

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oride: Culled from Page Turner.

Religion is close to theatre; much of its power comes from the effects of staging and framing. And in a play about a preacher, theatre easily becomes religion. The performance of Wole Soyinka’s 1964 farce “The Trials of Brother Jero,” which I saw recently in Lagos, was not dissimilar to my experience at a Pentecostal church about two weeks later. “The Trials of Brother Jero” centers on a prophet, one of the many freelance Christian clerics of dubious authority that have proliferated in Nigeria. Charlatans are not charlatans all the way through: if they didn’t believe at least a little in what they were selling, it would be difficult for them to persuade others. “In fact, there are eggs and there are eggs,” Brother Jero proclaims in his first soliloquy of the play. “Same thing with prophets. I was born a prophet.”

This element of make-believe is true of both prophets and actors, and so in a play like “Brother Jero” the point is doubled: both acting and religion have an imprecise relationship with the truth. The performance I saw was at a beautiful independent theatre called Terra Kulture, on Victoria Island, an upscale neighborhood of the city. Brother Jero—“Velvet-hearted Jeroboam, Immaculate Jero, Articulate Hero of Christ’s Crusade”—was played with slinky, mellifluous deviousness by Patrick Diabuah as equal parts Hamlet and Wile E. Coyote. The play was fast, funny, wordy, and physical, and it sent up deception for the two-way street that it was: an eyes-half-open transaction between the deceiver and the deceived. “Go and practice your fraudulences on another person of greater gullibility,” says one of Jero’s marks shortly before he, too, is flattered—drawn in with sweet words and gleefully defrauded.

Nigeria, too, is in a season of drama, and words are flying freely. In Rivers State, in the oil-rich Niger Delta, there is a power struggle. This struggle is entirely within the People’s Democratic Party, which is the party of President Goodluck Jonathan, and it centers on the elections of 2015, which the President is interested in contesting. The First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, is from Rivers State, and she has been vocal on one side of the dispute, acting as the President’s proxy. The governor of Rivers State, Rotimi Amaechi, widely liked and seen as an insurgent within the party, is on the other side. President Jonathan has been condemned by Nigerians for being ineffectual, for having a make-believe Presidency that promises much and delivers little, but the Dame (as she is called) has been even more a figure of fun. Her command of English is unsteady: she once addressed a gathering of widows as “my fellow-widows.” A cause for more sustained resentment has been her ostentatious personal style in what is still a desperately poor
country.

In early July, a maneuver by the Dame’s supporters to impeach the Speaker of the Rivers State House of Assembly devolved into mayhem. In the ensuing brawl, one member of the House, Chidi Lloyd, attacked another, Michael Chinda, with a ceremonial mace, breaking his skull and critically wounding him in full view of television cameras. In the wake of this attack, Dame Patience made a conciliatory statement in which she described Governor Amaechi as her “son” (the difference in their age is seven years). Newspaper commentators found her appeal hypocritical, since she’d been widely credited with a major role in the state’s crisis. After all, she had recently been in Rivers State on an eleven-day visit, with the full security apparatus of the Presidency. Her visit was so disruptive and intimidating that the governor had been pinned down in his lodge, unable to move around his capital city, Port Harcourt. And in the House of Assembly there was a group of members so fanatically loyal to her that one of them, Evans Bipi, had declared to the press, “Why must [Governor Amaechi] be insulting my mother, my Jesus Christ on earth?”

Loudest among the voices of protest raised against the Dame was Wole Soyinka’s. He took her to task for imposing herself on the people and for acting like a “parallel head of state.” Soyinka called a press conference in Lagos and built his case against the President and his wife around an extended and unexpected metaphor: the twelfth-century persecution and murder of Thomas à Becket by the agents of Henry II. Speaking about the way a king might tacitly condone crimes and, thus, making pointed reference to the way Governor Amaechi was being stripped of power in Rivers State, Soyinka asked, “Are we not moving towards absolute monarchism? There are many worrying historical parallels.” A written statement he gave to the press had a more ad-hominem quality, ending with the line “You can extract a hippopotamus from the swamps, but you cannot take the swamp out of a hippopotamus.” This was generally interpreted as an ungentle poke at the Dame, a woman of considerable size. Even some of Soyinka’s supporters squirmed at the analogy.

Political activity has always been as central to Soyinka’s work as theatre has. He was uncensorable right from the start. He was imprisoned for twenty-two months in the late sixties, during Nigeria’s civil war, for his attempt to negotiate a peace between the Federal and Biafran sides. He spent much of that time in solitary confinement, an experience that he wrote about in a memoir, “The Man Died.” In 1994, he fled Nigeria when the military regime of General Sani Abacha threatened his life. His passport had been seized, so he went across the land border into the Republic of Benin, and from there he made his way into exile in the United States. He agitated for a return to democratic rule and was charged with treason in absentia, in 1997. But he returned home after General Abacha died, in 1998, and he lives in Nigeria now.

He remains one of the country’s most fearless defenders of human rights, speaking out on issues from the Boko Haram insurgency to the aggressive legislation curtailing the rights of gays and lesbians. He is famous and respected, and perhaps better known to the ordinary Nigerian for his political activity than for the linguistically intricate and thematically complex plays—among them “Death and the King’s Horseman” and “Madmen and Specialists”—that won him the Nobel Prize in Literature, in 1986.

Word of Soyinka’s July press conference reached the Dame, and she was not amused. Three days later, she issued a statement in which she called Soyinka “an embarrassment” to Nigeria. And it was this unexpected turning of the tables, this swerve into the theatre of the absurd, that I wished to ask Soyinka about. I got my chance a few days later, when I visited him in Abeokuta, about an hour north of Lagos, in his bucolic home at the edge of the woods. The house was cool, shadowed, and quiet. It had none of the ostentation that one expects from a Nigerian “big man”—no security fence or luxury cars or marble floors. Instead, there was indigo-dyed hand-woven aso-oke cloth on the windows, and there were phalanxes of African sculpture, both Yoruba and otherwise, standing in watchful groups around the living room. It was a reassuring place, a suitable lair for a man whose name, soyinka, literally means “the daemons surround me.” I was reminded of another one of the epithets for him: “child of the forest.” He lived up to this designation as well, often going out hunting and bearing in himself a more congenial relationship with traditional religious belief than most Nigerians, converts to Islam or Christianity, would entertain. Soyinka is a devotee of Ogun—the god of iron and “the first symbol of the alliance of disparities”—and his “Myth, Literature and the African World” is a learned exploration of the links between epic theater, Yoruba ritual, aesthetics, and ethics.

My visit was about a week after his seventy-ninth birthday. He looked vigorous, effortlessly handsome. His famous afro and beard, both a vivid white, looked less like signs of age than evidence of some unending efflorescence. “So, what does it feel like to be an embarrassment?” His eyes closed with mirth.

“It is not only the end of farce. It is the end of all the genres.” Then, still laughing, but with more fight in his voice, he added, “She was unelected—and it is irrelevant if she’s a man or a woman—she is a mere appendage of power. If there’s someone she doesn’t find embarrassing, there must be something wrong with that person.”

Teju Cole is a photographer and writer. His novel “Open City” won the Internationaler Literaturpreis in June. He contributes frequently to Page-Turner.

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UEFA Champions League winning Coach Roberto Di Matteo is expected to arrive Lagos Sturday on the bills of Guinness for the launch of a brand new Guinness football campaign that is set to excite fans across the nation.

Marketing and Innovation Director, Guinness Nigeria Plc Mr. Austin Ufomba expressed his excitement over the visit and promised more of such experiences for the brand’s consumers.
“We are so excited to be bringing Roberto Di Matteo to Nigeria as he really is a player and manager who has proven over the years that like Guinness, he is ‘Made of More” Ufomba enthused.

Speaking further, Ufomba said that, “Roberto was capped 34 times for his country and has played for teams across Europe before becoming a Manager at West Bromwich Albion F.C but most famously at Chelsea, where he led the team to their first UEFA Champions League win in 2012. We can’t wait to announce what we have in store for Di Matteo and Guinness over the forthcoming months."

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