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Science/Technology / Re: Cat Like Creature Killed On My Site. by TeeVee(m): 11:08am On Jun 04, 2016
iamclime:

Arakunrin, ee se ti o fi n yo arabinrin to n so ede abinibi re lenu? Ee ti ri?

Egbon yii ti San lori oo cheesy grin cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hissene Habre Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by TeeVee(m): 1:15pm On May 31, 2016
ITbomb:
Zombies would be like "JONATHAN will go that way soon"

Touch Not My Anointed!!!

sad cry sad

Politics / Re: Nigerians Reject Labour Move Against Pump Price by TeeVee(m): 11:44am On May 15, 2016
Akshow:
I bought my SIM card with number for 30,000 NAIRA. I made calls 70/per minute, whether it was 25 seconds or 60 seconds. Then MTN held sway.

Glo came. Econet came. Other Telecom companies came. All of a sudden, the price of SIM cards crashed to 3000 and 1000 NAIRA and then nothing! The telecom companies started begging us to pick up their SIM cards for free.

And now, I don't even know what MTN charges for a minute's call again. It's something I take for granted. But in 2004, I always checked my account balance to see how many minute's call my airtime could sustain. I do not have that worry today.

Competition in the sector has driven down the cost of everything. If my MTN line misbehaves, I buy airtime on my Glo network and make calls from there. There were times when MTN gave me bonuses whenever I had dropped their SIM for other networks just to woo me back.

Occasionally, MTN will role incentives, promos and packages to reward my loyalty. Other telecom companies do the same. The endpoint is always to keep their customers happy and hooked to their brands and services.

All that happened because President Obasanjo deregulated the sector. It appeared a crazy idea when he did it, in fact, the cost we borne was humungous. But all that has eased out to usher in an era of choice that comes with comparative ease today.

If you support the government's deregulation of the petroleum sector, though initially things will be tough, but ultimately, it will bring happiness just as we experienced in the telecom sector.

Have you ever imagined a situation where independent marketers will fall over their necks just to have you buy fuel in their stations? And then, you, the buyer, will make your yanga whether to buy in station A or B, if their price, quality and quantity is right.

That time will come, and sooner than we expect. So let's endure the pain of deregulation to enjoy the gain that is sure to come.



Arrhhh, u get sense baje baje

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Business / Re: World Bank Raises 2016 Oil Price Forecast To $41 Per Barrel by TeeVee(m): 12:21pm On Apr 27, 2016
jeffooh999:
Those it put food in my table no!

Does it put food on my table? No! wink

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Religion / Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by TeeVee(m): 12:46pm On Mar 31, 2016
SpotlezDonald25:
UncleSnr u've said it all.

I've been going tru this thread for the past 2 hrs reading every comment on it.
This thread has revealed so much to me..
SonOfLucifer u have so much points and u made so much sense in everything u said.
I'm a christian but I'm so dissapointed my fellow bredrens could not comprehend what you really meant.. They couldn't even defend their so called religion.

I so much believe that religion is a strong Hindrance to Africa's Development.

I'd love to learn more... grin
Liliesboy; cloudgoddess; simplex2; Lilbrown etc.. U guys are very intelligent and amazing.
God bless you sir...

Revelation though, is the most expensive of all knowledge, not covered in books readable to the human understanding...

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Food / Re: 10 Amazing Health Benefits Of Bananas by TeeVee(m): 5:52pm On Mar 11, 2016
durocity:
Ogede ti pon bebe
Mad man cheesy cheesy cheesy
Education / Re: Memories Of A Dashing Male Teacher In An All Girls School by TeeVee(m): 8:14am On Mar 11, 2016
DonaTee:
I went to a mixed school ....thnk God cos I hated only girls sch
mixed sch has deir own share of corruption but d frenzy for male teachers isnt dat much
I remember my economics teacher.....now a wife of a senator. Tall pretty n fair like mammy-water.
Girl admired her, boys had major crushes on her. Boys never missed her lectures, u even ser boys frm other classes attending her class n listening witout d usual noisemaking at d back

For me, Minus fear of God......d fear of my mother n her "wise words": if a man touch u, u wil become pregnant instantly! I grew up to knw it was a lie but b4 then d phobia had developed lol cheesy
Battling teenage hormones is like world war 3. How do we effectively teach younger ones how to cope/dispell duch thots as transient?
Or berra stil engage dem in activities dat wil not allow for idleness or secret rendezvous?
The movies n magazines at deir disposal corrupts to a whole new level.

Thank you DonnaTee.... Your comment really got me thinking about parenthood...

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Crime / Re: Fowl Thief Stripped Naked In Benue (PHOTO) by TeeVee(m): 12:34pm On Mar 10, 2016
jieta:
only God knows how ur bore hole look like.
But why cry cry cry grin grin grin...
Politics / Re: Unilag Students Discriminated Against At Ben-Bruce's Birthday/Book Launch by TeeVee(m): 8:29pm On Feb 20, 2016
Iwuemma, irokotv and the other harsh antagonist, u guys are common fools oo

I wouldn't know if u guys belong to BMB's social media team or just some brainwashed imp, but I really want to believe there are better ways to convey ur banter other then being personal about it . If this great nigerian students came on this platform, believed to house Nigeria's sound minds, and this is how u relate to their displeasure, then something is really wrong somewhere.

Sincere apologies guys, I advise u convey the displeasure to his personal twitter handle than allow some wishy washy and pedestrian comment flood ur topic #commonFools.

I'm not anymore a Nigerian student, so I'd advise u be creative about ur comeback in response to my comment, common sense deprived tampons...
Education / Re: Meet The Boy Who Was Caught Trying To Smuggle A Laptop After His Jamb by TeeVee(m): 11:36am On Mar 25, 2015
sweettease:
Kai, some people must sha show them talent anywhere them enter.
Lol...talent indeed...what's your talent...
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Post Graduate 2013/2014 Discussion Thread by TeeVee(m): 9:10am On Jan 08, 2015
Computer science...any news as regard the result of the dept test?!
Literature / Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by TeeVee(m): 7:50pm On Jan 07, 2015
Lol...nice story,nice coinages and exhilarating humour...good work OP
And I'm happy the way u handle comments from thread followers

Notice: Is it the same guy is in 200lvl (in some previous episode) that is taking ENG 103 now?!
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by TeeVee(m): 2:39am On Dec 31, 2014
Emi Mimo - Lagbaja
Music/Radio / Producers In The House...what Are The Characteristics Of A Good Mix by TeeVee(m): 8:12pm On Dec 30, 2014
I'm a good pianist whose been doing some production work for the fun of music but got into reading about mixing and all and was overwhelmed with curiosity what it takes to make a good mix asides what is read, which engendered me putting up the question on nairaland. I won't mind if explanations can be proffered in both english and mp3 format (or other audio format available). I as well have some work I've done which I'll gladly love to share so as to serve as pointers to better understanding my question...


So over to u maestros...
Romance / Re: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She's Dating? by TeeVee(m): 2:21pm On Nov 01, 2014
Godmother:
I see no biggy in it. If I go to my boyfriend's house I will cook. Even my best male friend, whenever I go to his place I cook for us both to eat. If the house is dirty we clean-up together. However, the day I don't feel like doing anything I will sit and cross my legs and we will sort ourselves out by buying boli and groundnut or something else if he cannot cook

Gbam...waa gbayii #fistbump...Now that's what I call a relationship not all the arrant misconceptions u ladies are peddling

Nobi dettol advert oo...If u don't take care of him,plenty girls dey queue

Selah...
Gaming / Re: What Are Your Video Game Weird Habits? by TeeVee(m): 2:01pm On Nov 01, 2014
Remember then when playing Super Mario and I press super run+jump but he still doesnt make the next plane,I'll tell Mario or Luigi "were n gbele yinn abi","madman dey stay ur house shey" in English...

That feeling when you succeed pressing the combinations for brutality for Noob Saibot on SEGA

Anybody remember this football game on terminator 'skekere shekere'...

#some memoirs grin grin...
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Post Graduate 2013/2014 Discussion Thread by TeeVee(m): 9:19am On Oct 20, 2014
Guys,please do u have any idea when the PG school is resuming academics and the probable time for the proficiency test...
Thanks...
Music Business / Re: Music Producer In Ilorin Kwara State Needed by TeeVee(m): 8:09am On Sep 24, 2014
No where near...
Education / Re: Learn The Gre Word List by TeeVee(m): 4:45pm On Aug 26, 2014
Gossamer (omo mi, go-sa-mer pelu glass yen oo) - light,delicate

Inveterate - habitual

Malediction (maleh shud diction U̶̲̥̅̊...kidding) - Curse

Hegemony - lay claim over an area

Rustic - characterized by rural properties

Maintained - asserted

Diference - Respect, revere
Family / Re: What Frightened You As A Kid? by TeeVee(m): 4:25pm On Aug 21, 2014
Ide eshu rehh,agbara toju agbara lo and dat sound fx dey make wen one demon is teleporting...
Religion / Re: Seeking The Face Of God - The Journey by TeeVee(m): 10:59am On Aug 19, 2014
torchwave: You can get all the help you need as regards seeking God. It is just a matter of asking or praying to God.

Besides, you're not alone. Daily repentance is one of the keys to abiding in Christ.
I really I'm glad I found this thread,I mean on 'nairaland',my joy knows no bound. But I'll love to start from this quote (will be asking some lots'a question as well). Its as regards daily repentance,is it scriptural if it can't be targeted to a particular sin...according to 1John3:6 as well as acts8:1-2 and Rom6:2,most peeps do without no cognisance of any sin at heart,I feel I shouldn't go to my earthly father everyday asking for forgiveness less God. What's U̶̲̥̅̊ guys pick on it rili as against the bible verses,aint sounding controversial,just need clarifications...
Music/Radio / Re: A Thread For Keyboardists by TeeVee(m): 8:12am On Jul 20, 2014
Dramadiddy: woooooow...I'm suprised you don't listen to the Great george benson...his album "the jazz master six" has lovely tunes...you can check on tubidy or just google
Wanted to keep it just piano,but I listen to George Benson,but I'm not sure its the "jazz master six" I listened to...is it the album that has "Marvin Said"?!
Music/Radio / Re: Instrumentalists And Musicians (keyboardists, Drummers, Bassist: Etc) by TeeVee(m): 7:43pm On Jul 19, 2014
Some some

Music/Radio / Re: A Thread For Keyboardists by TeeVee(m): 7:33pm On Jul 19, 2014
Dramadiddy: Bro please share some good jazz tunes you listen to
Listening to Earl Klugh n Bob James now,really liking it,Bobby Mcferrin,some mamborama (love latin),Dave Brubeck,some Jazz standard improvisations (black orpheus,take 5,All of me,green sleeve etc)...Pls,anytin from U̶̲̥̅̊ guys,I really intend learning from this thread...
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by TeeVee(m): 7:13pm On Jul 19, 2014
Earl Klugh and Bob James - San Diego Stomp...
Celebrities / Re: Very Pissed Off Fans Curse Out Peter Okoye & Lola For Shunning Jude's Wedding by TeeVee(m): 2:25am On Jul 18, 2014
#tinking to myslf# Even peeps wey nor sabi who Jude be seff dey castigate Peter,hmmm...still wondering Ђơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ω dis issue will hunt boko haramist on lagos soil...


#Dashes of to check indomie wey dey fire
Literature / Re: Ade's Chronicle: A Tale by TeeVee(m): 3:03pm On Jul 16, 2014
Wtf,where d remaining now...mehn,facebook page ohyar...
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by TeeVee(m): 9:47am On Jul 15, 2014
kulkatty: loool. She's settled already. Buh not with any of the blind dates.
Ahh,dats relieving. Well that's her story,what's yours?!...
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by TeeVee(m): 12:09am On Jul 15, 2014
kulkatty: awwww*feeling good*. lmao atell you. She had 3 blind dates sef. The last one, the guy usually forms phonetic on phone, buh d day they met, the guy was the opposite. He was a riff-raff with bad voice. grin Scruffy looking and all. The day she told me all these stories, I nearly hit ma head on the wall. grin
Are U̶̲̥̅̊ kidding me,first guy a MIDGET,d 2nd wf dah lakwa lakwa #lmao# and d third a riff raff...she might need to come see my pastor. Hope she's settled wf one now...
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Share Your Blind Dates Experience Here by TeeVee(m): 9:22pm On Jul 14, 2014
kulkatty: Well this happened to a friend of mine. She was suppose to see a dude. Buh d dude couldn't make it maybe cuz he was scared of the way she would react if she sees him. So they decided to meet the next day. Behold dey met at a restaurant. The guy came and blind folded her. As she turned, she saw a MIDGET. Ma babe didn't know wah to do. All she just did *she touched the guys cheek and said. GOSH!!! you are so cute* grin...another one, she saw a dude who put on a hooded shirt with face cap. She asked him to at least remve the cap buh d guy was forming. So as dey were so deep in gisting, she pulled off the cap. She saw LAKPA LAKPA(ringworm) all over his head. Ma babe just dusted d cap and put it on for him. She repented from having blind dates since then grin
WTF,lmfao...I had to register dis account cos of dis post,lakwa lakwa...ewww,damn hilarious!!!

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