₦airaland Forum

Bar man, one orijin please.

You simply shared our money.

Kudos to your long life in jail.

love2017:
Is it possible to receive alert on Saturday.....

Yes, it is very possible....and also posible under special arrangement.

Queenlovely:
My cousin wanted to join the navy seal but was rejected because of his height, I know one other person who was rejected because of his Bow leg and teeth. The university has its own standard cut off mark for acceptance. Footballers have uniforms that is recommended.

What's my point here? Every organisation has its own standard. If you don't like it fall out. Nobody is bigger than everybody. You cant let your own personal interest conflict with the rules. The school wants standard and wants her to wear a bra.

I want kids to keep wearing Uniforms to school because they would not be too focused on dressing. If they want to stand out, they have to do something great. Not how they dress

Catch phrase "standards"

Foodforthought:
She won, he lost

No winners, they both lost

gidgiddy:
Nigeria is not known for dealing with people according to the law

You are dealt with according to the people will who caught you

Tolexander:
I don die

So meeting an albino is an achievement?

*pours water*

Ibeg wake up, no die yet

Omonigeriarere:
Hmmmm... I know they will soon be here and Tongue-lash Baba again. If he approves, they will talk: if he didn't, he is tribalistically.

Before you start talking thrash and argue about your PDP V APC palava, please answer the followings:

1. Where was Aso Rock Clinic when Patience was treating her tummy problem in Germany?

2. Where was Aso Rock Clinic when Jonathan was frequenting same Germany for undisclosed ailment?

3. Where was Aso Rock Clinic when Stella Obasanjo died abroad?

4. Where was Aso Rock Clinic when Yaradua died abroad?

5. Where was Aso Rock clinic when David Mark treated his toothache in Israel?

6. Where was Aso Rock Clinic when Akpabio treated his leg pain in the US?

You want Buhari to right the wrongs of 16 years in 2 years abi? Your hypocrisy is stinking, walahi.

The idiots and GEJ mentioned above, never promised to revamp our medical sector except buhari, hence the blame

Keneking:
Where is efcc sef

Busy with magu's London estates denial

YoungDaNaval:
SINCE YESTERDAY I HAVEN'T LEFT HOME COZ MY NEIGHBOR CHEATED ON HIS WIFE & I HEARD HER SHOUTING THAT SHE'LL ALSO HAVE SEX WITH ALL HER NEIGHBORS �

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YoungDaNaval:
SINCE YESTERDAY I HAVEN'T LEFT HOME COZ MY NEIGHBOR CHEATED ON HIS WIFE & I HEARD HER SHOUTING THAT SHE'LL ALSO HAVE SEX WITH ALL HER NEIGHBORS �

Patiently waiting

priscaoge:
That line spoilt Ur nice comment, all d same have a nice evening!

Don't blame me, nigerians are angry.....savages everywhere.

Be good too.

Moral values eroded.

Smellymouth:
Them say make crocodiles come out; see this lizard dey come out..

Lookatyew..

Savage

priscaoge:
Na wa ooo. For how long will people continue to suffer? There are people who can afford that but what happens to thousands of people that can't? The Masses are suffering, those high and mighty corrupt politicians are living large! God have mercy!

The truth is, we can do absolutely nothing about it.

Before you attack me,sound a protest call and observe the turn out.

You revolt, they oppress you with the law.

Come 2019, a lot of people who has been criticizing this government will still campaign for them.

All this talk of;
The revolution will not be televised or the revolution will be televised is superstory.

9jvirgin:
Let he who has not sinned be the first to cast a stone.

Rock fall on you....

I'm not married

Old news

FTC @ last for dead news

nairavsdollars:
Represented him/herself NOT Nigeria. The same way the worwor man in Edo said Jide Tinubu's death is a huge loss to Nigeria

Pls forgive my governor and forget that he ever made that clueless statement.

Dunno why I'm laughing

Izonpikin:
who knows if abacha was still alive you could have voted him in to rule nigeria again..

Even in death, abacha has my vote.
I was opportune to witness his regime, Nigeria's economy was very stable compared to what we have now.

Spaxon:
m hungry

Still hungry

corperscorner:
How girls see me these days...

VS

HOW YOU SEE YOURSELF

Hofbrauhaus:
There is what they call the "law of exchange". Somebody can exchange his fertility for money, somebody can exchange his child for "next level promotion" etc.
Ask oga sarrssin or chief billyionare for more details.

Ask Tinubu what happened to his son!!

Mfm member, I sight you by fire

midehi2:
Nah

Ok

EYIBLESSN:
Olodo. Is it FORMAL OR FORMER ?

When will you start to think like a more matured minds. Stop behaving like a teenage.


You sure say you go school ?

It's teenager.

Urban dictionary welldone

Diamondcrown97:
And one idiot is saying his death is a great loss to Nigeria when he is not even residing in Nigeria... Stupid fellow

Fantastically stupid

EVILFOREST:
State with UGLY leaders, what do you expect..??

Handsome governor loading in the person of me

midehi2:
My state: Obaseki


Option: that fine governor with white beard, I think Ondo what is his name pls

You are in benin??

midehi2:
My state: Obaseki


Option: that fine governor with white beard, I think Ondo what is his name pls

You are in benin?

FarahAideed:
Seems this one was raised for sacrificial purposes

My belle o......


My village people must hear this