₦airaland Forum

nlfpmod:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/09/nscdc-apologizes-to-assault-victim-promises-to-punish-personnel/

God how i wish na my wife dem do this kind tin........ehhh the guy go die

Messi1:
I met my first and only girlfriend in a super market near the new CBN in Abuja last year. I was scared to approach her because she dressed richly and flashy. I thought she was too expensive for me.


I'm very handsome, I know that. People call me Elvis Presely. I'm charismatic and highly intelligent too. I thought to myself that my cuteness, charisma and intelligence would be worthless if I can't get her.


Fastforward to when I got her attention, I used these lines: "I need a lover and partner not a sex engine. Looking at you, you will copletely satisfy all that my heart and affection had hoped or ever wished". She heaped a deep sigh. "And it's with these ideas in mind that I propose to you a true, pure and faithful relationship". At this point she was weak.
I knew she would accept me.


Any guy wey snatch Rosa from me, the kain thunder wey go fire that pesin God never create am.

i go collect am

gloryhomemaker:
Lagos nah, even 500 dey.

Even if it's 6 pieces, it will add taste to your soup.

na for tranches be that one......

Prettygirl200:
So as the topic implies am in a need of a boyfriend, when I mean boyfriend I mean real one, not all those broke ass redpillers ooo. He must have these qualities:


Must be rich
Must be handsome,
Must be tall,
Must be intelligent and above all must not have a body count that is above 3. Thank u!!

you go waiting tire

gloryhomemaker:
It's available. Don't bargain with them.
Just hand over the money to the meat cutter.

When things seem hard, apply wisdom.

in village or here in lagos

seunmind44:
Prices of food stuffs are gradually coming down. I bought all these in the market just for #3,000=00. Thank God things are getting better.

not in lagos abi

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!
Attached below is a picture of the pears I got for 2k in Ondo state. Is it a good buy or a I was cheated? How much will this quantity of pears cost in your area?

The pears are much, I can't eat them all. If there's any body interested in buying this, do let me know. Coconuts and plantains too.

I got the one in a plate for #150.

this one na 4k for ajegunle

gloryhomemaker:
Abeg dey come food section dey get food inspiration.

Let me give you a quick 3k Edikang-Ikong soup that is very rich yet affordable:

Beef 700
Ugu 300
Water leaf 200
Kpomo 200
Kpanla 300
Dry catfish 400
Stock fish 300
Palm oil 200
Knorr cubes 100
Pepper 100
Onions 100
Salt 100
Total 3000

Everything on that list is captured here. Just meet one Mama in the market and buy everything from her. She will do you well.

he shor say you dey nigerian sooo...were you take see beef 700

Karen2024:
I'm asexual and this sometimes cause problem between me and my boyfriend. And he sometimes threaten to please himself with other ladies.


How do I sove this problem? I really need to end this.

just com ajegunle and club in J5 CLUB

Tekahashi:
Good evening nairalanders, something just happened in my hostel, I'm an introvert, though I always tell myself that it's my choice because really I see girls as distractions that would slowly eat you up, moreover I barely have time for myself talk less of another person.
So to the issue, there's this pretty girl in my hostel (yes I admitted she's pretty ) though I hold her in high standards (maybe crush if you wish to interpret) but I'd never wanted to date her or anyone else for that matter, she's gentle, composed unlike many girls around.
we usually exchange pleasantries anytime we see and that's all, we've never had any conversation, today is just terrible and I wish it never happened. Today her friend called me, the three of us sat outside and her friend started talking to me, me and the other girl didn't talk to each other, few minutes later, her friend left leaving only me and her and boom it happened, let me not get into details ,she told me she likes me. I laughed and pretended as if she was joking but she said she wasn't. I told her I was very tired, that tomorrow I'll see her, I left her outside.
Now it's either tomorrow I rebuke her feelings or I accept ,I don't want to be in a relationship but I don't want to offend her either, we see each other everyday, now no matter what, it would never go back to the way it was when we walk pass each other, please I need your advice on how to reject her politely.

you be akamu

trutharena:
Below is the throwback pictures of Tinubu and his family.

kai tinubu know fine

Salewa97:
Source: https://allafrica.com/stories/202209050384.html

igbo boys again....everytime drugs

ExAngel007:
A video of a sex party allegedly held in a hotel in Ifite Awka, Anambra State by persons alleged to be students has been shared online.

In the video, the alleged students were seen in sex romps, in the full glare of all who stood to watch.

The video which showed several male and female partners who were making out with each other, is said to have been recorded in a hotel that is located close to the institution.

Twitter user @itz_daddyjoe who shared the video online, wrote;


https://twitter.com/Itz_daddyjoe/status/1566736122528600065

i lovee this

HarlequinLekex:
https://dailytrust.com/police-burst-ogun-baby-factory-where-men-are-hired-to-impregnate-girls

hungry know good oooooo...dey should live dem jor

highness25:
Ok. Shine ya eyes

why not.....

dre11:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/09/14-uncovered-assets-not-mine-ive-only-n2-8m-in-my-bank-account-says-abba-kyari/

even the rich dey lie kai

highness25:
You be correct guy. Watch carefully before you marry that's if you never marry oo

i never marry

AnuliGTB:
I know this is going to sound crazy but I felt like the real thing and had to do the silly obvious.

I broke up with my boyfriend 4 months ago and ever since, I decided I wasn't going into anything new till further notice. I was with him for 3 years and couldn't take his rubbish any further. After the break up, my night was filled with loneliness and no water to quench my fire when it burns. I picked up a Love Machine at one of the shops in Ikeja but you and I know it can't be like the real thing.

Now guess what? On Friday night (18-08-06) after work, I was feeling so lonely and so hot that I really really needed the real touch. I thought of so many options. I thought of calling one of my fine couleage at work but changed my mind because of the shame it will leave me. I couldn't bring myself either to call any of my EXs. So what I did was, I dressed to kill, went clubbing as I live on the Island. Danced with a couple of guys and when it was time to go, there was this cute guy I really danced with and I asked him if he could drive me home as I didn't come with my car. He offered to help after I managed to convince him I am no danger to him. This was after I showed him my staff ID. When we got to my place, that was around 4am saturday morning. I asked him to come in for a drink. It was in the middle of the drink I told him point blank what I wanted. I wanted a good f**k. I made it clear I didn't want any attachment just the f**k now. And I was very happy I did. It was good and I have been so vibrant and active at work since yesterday.

It was the excitement that pushed me to want to share this experience and nairaland came to my mind as I've known about it for sometime now.

So ladies, tell me. Have you ever have to do such a thing?

i always masturbate wen am loneliness .....since i don't a gf

Sugarbobo:
Hello nairalanders I have this neighbor who stay at the next flat she has a big ass and and nice shape,
her husband is not in nigeria I really want to knack this woman but this woman is giving me excuse.

I think she likes me cos we talk most of the time when I'm around.

I've told her that I like her she said likes me too as brother. Who brother help I even tell her make I dey help her but she's putting me on a scale.

Guy tell me how to knack this woman this is my wickness I can't take off my eye on the big butt

go take two black bullet

Jakumo:
Hopefully, her proudly displayed assets will help her case. I know if you were heading the investigative team the woman would be freed immediately because you like and appreciate her ample bosoms which can then become part of her desperate negotiation to secure the gift of freedom. No be all ting when eye see wey mouth go fiti dey talk am.

All told, it would also be advisable our lady cannabis gardener to seek out and enlist a competent criminal defense lawyer who can articulate her case before the court and perhaps in the process help expedite the process of decriminalizing medical marijuana such that government-approved and taxed industrial facilities can commence to pump millions of investment dollars into the Nigerian economy.

nice one

jeromestarks:
https://www.nairaland.com/7313475/muslims-hausa-girls-christian-guys

This girl called me today that she wants to fill her gas. She started by saying "can you do me favor?"
I answered yes.
She then said she needed 3k to fill her gas cylinder.
I told her I can't do transfer on my phone but I will see what I can to tomorrow.

Does this mean she's considering sharing pvssy to my side?
Should I send her the money?

send am the 3k

LIVE08:
Mynd44 nlfpmod Seun

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/9/man-donates-his-girlfriends-belongings-to-charity-after-he-caught-her-cheating.html

he good

ogakamwu:
Please kindly advise me if it is okay.

I am a guy of 35 years considering a lady for marriage who is 22 years.

Please is it okay.

You are free to criticize.

I just want to get it right.

yes is okay

Karen2024:
My boyfriend suprised me this morning by handing the keys to a new car to me as a gift.


I love my boyfriend

Nothing will ever separate us!!!

nothing will separate us if your guy come broke

judithjam:
Wike is trying

really

Sweetmaama:
As a Nigerian, going to junctions, I have never seen suya been sold in day time. Is there any reason behind it?

ehhhh suya meat know dey cold

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahaha

yes now

Bradford111:
My girlfriend just broke up with me for no reason she was supposed to visit me today but couldn't make it only for me to wake up to this text

yahoo boy don collect your girlfriend

mariahAngel:
I kpagakwanu agwa ka nwa Chineke?

know sell us

ECASH120:
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https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/9/video-shows-moment-ndlea-officers-raided-residence-of-abuja-businesswoman-where-she-grows-and-sells-cannabis-2.html

she go bail her self ...i like are boobs