₦airaland Forum

Channah1:
Try it and you will never stop eating it.

who make the akamu

JJuanMiguel:
I think it's more personal than tribal, the one before that was from Delta sef

that's not true

JJuanMiguel:
My last experience with such was with an igbo girl,

ehhhh but igbo girls are not that much

GeneralPula:
Igbo girls no dey everly get good smell. You con jam the one wey her toto Dey smell?

Chai locust beans smell nah child’s play..

igbo girls clean outside

luizpippo:
I read the hook up experience that guy wrote and it reminded me of what my colleague went through.

He is not really straight forward about how he met the girl but that wasn't their first time. So he claimed she said she was bored in her house at Dutse, so she wanted to visit, he told her there was no money and she said no problem.
That's how she arrived and they bleeped at night, next morning, she kept stalling on going so he had to take her to the estate shopping complex to get some food until he got tired and wanted her to leave at sometime around 4 so he could go to his house, he went inside the office and asked the security to go and ask her to leave

He gave her 5k and she insisted on him giving her an extra 1k for transport, then my guy made the singular mistake of vibrating, that was when she changed the story, came outside the room, stood in the open and was raising her voice, that her money is 10k, , she was ranting about how he never knew she was an ex-convict and all whatnots.

My guy had no choice because if the wrong people gets to hear, they would call chairman in London giving him updates on how he turned his compound to brothel anytime he travels.

He had to pay the 10k, i had no sympathy for him at all.

nice one

Johndagr8t:
mature views only

you be girl

xin5:
i made it to known to her sharply, instead of to bring her voice down and listen to me, she starts asking me question...say wetin dey smell..say she get boyfriend..her boyfriend for tell her say her toto dey smell.
started saying shebi I get sister
yes I do
but no way I was paying for this shitx.
no wonder how price was low on michat 4k
she collect transport with fake tears for eyes, nor be me cause am.
if you see the yansh it mount well
the breast legit..but as soon as she starting to UnCloth and getting wet from my sucking of the breast..the ODOUR I couldn't take it.

na yoruba girl be that abi

Matix222:
So there is street girl that I asked out yesterday she came with her sister to sleep over at my house today while fingering the girl I noticed boils on her private part I put on a condom and we had sex only to find out the condom got torn while having sex but I didn't ejaculate and my penis is paining me are there chances that I might have contracted a disease from her please help me

you don get goloo

Perez99:
Happy new month y'all. I'll go straight to the point. Pls I need your advise.

Yesterday evening (6:10pm) when I came back from work, a friend of mine who live down the street invited me over to his birthday party. So I quickly freshened up and I went for the party.

There was enough drinks (alcohol), smoke and goat meat pepper soup. Although I don't smoke. I only drink and it's occasionally.

After taking few green bottles, I know I would be very hungry later, so I pleaded with my girlfriend to help me prepare jollof rice and meat, that I'm at a friend's party. I sent her 9k to prepare the food.

As at 8:45pm she called me she's already at my house with the food. So I left the party and headed home to open the door in order not to keep her waiting. Her house isn't far, it's just #100 Keke or bike down to my place

She sat on the couch playing game on her phone, I don't understand what came over me, I was under the influence of alcohol. Omoh! Alcohol na bastard.

The next thing I did, I started kissing her which she responded, she knew I was drunk, she could smell alcohol all over me, then she persuaded me to go eat my food before it's get cold and go take my bath.

Before I knew it I pushed her on the couch to lie down while I unzip my trouser, she said I should stop that she's not in the mood, I didn't listen to her, she crossed her legs so tight while struggling with me that I should stop that she's on her period yet I didn't listen to her.

I was forcing & trying to open her legs while she crossed her legs so tight struggling with me. I was almost gaining access Until she said "Peter do you realize you're about to rape me? Please stop"

Omoh! The word rape reset my head, the highness cleared off my eyes immediately. Honestly I didn't even know what I was doing. I knelt down and I begin to apologize to her.

She stood up and left immediately. I called to apologize but she didn't pick my calls. This morning she texted me saying "I thought I was safe whenever I'm with you. You scared me so much that I don't know if I could continue this relationship"

This girl is a beautiful, caring and nice girl and our relationship is just 5 months. I really love this girl. I don't want to lose her. She always give me good sex but I don't understand what happened yesterday. Infact I quit alcohol from now henceforth. Shayo na bastard. Please how do I apologize to her.

go meet your gf best friend to beg her for you

EcoLaw:
Good evening Nairalanders, a friend of mine came to me for an advise.

My friend is in his late 30s, he has been in a relationship with his woman, they have been together for a period of 8 years, and they have 2 kids together.

This my friend has a younger brother, the younger brother told him that they should go and collect traditional marriage list from his woman family, so that traditional marriage can take place by December.

My friend worry is that, one, he is not financially capable to do traditional marriage rite as of now and secondly, he doesn't have a good paying job now.

Another of his worry is that, he feels it shameful for his younger brother to sponsor his wedding, he is afraid won't he be insulted in the future by people, that he can't not pay his wife bride price, that it was somebody that married his wife for him. His brother told him not to worry about the financial responsibilities, that God will take control.

My advice for him was that he should tell his brother to give him the money to go start
a business, maybe when the business balances, he can go and do the marriage rite. But his brother told him that the lady has tired for waiting for 8 years, that they should do the traditional marriage first, every other thing shall fall in place. This his brother has been supportive to him.

Nairalanders please what's you take on this?

don't accept oooooo..

ghettochild:
Yes na
Ojo road,7up bus stop

eyaaaaa me na from Tolu area

Sweetplum:
How can Chelsea FC sign Wesley Fofana for 7 years?
Is he a slave?
Cotonou omodo sef na 1year contract dem dey sign.

ehhhh na small boy jor

Channah1:
Sell? I'm not selling o. I Don almost chop my thing finish self. .

you wicked ooo. you know call me

Channah1:
Yes na.

ok oooooooo

Channah1:
Thank uuu .


I don forget say na Nigeria I dey .



Ok o. You too oo..

amuch you go sell one

Channah1:
This is not funny any longer. I woke up craving puff puff and wanted to buy from the woman frying down the road but on second thoughts I felt it would be cheaper to make it myself.
So, I proceeded to a confectionary store only to get there and was taken aback at the price of ordinary puff ingredients. I couldn't turn back. I had to buy in smaller quantities, still it was costly.

I used half of the ingredients I got.


Pics 1
Mixed all dry ingredients, flour, yeast, sugar and salt

Pics 2
Added warm water and mixed very well. Covered and allowed to rise for 10 mins


Pics 3
The batter has risen to half the size. I then poured oil in the pan and began to fry.

Pics 4

Puff ready and served.
Bon-apetit everyone.

you know dey nigerian b4...... tins don cost for market

Channah1:
Nothing happened to mine. Been facebooking since morning. Even up till now.

you shor

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ICEKING95:
Even for my wildest dream I no expect am o.. She just dey sound normal for Facebook.. Girl wey ask me card, I just use churchind send am.. Hook up dey ask for card ?.���..
This girl seriously threw me off balance

take heart ....you know like hookup

THURAFTERNOON:
Chaiii comrade u don break this table oo … no be only ajegunle na everywhere now oh..

yes na everywhere ...girls dey hungry

ICEKING95:
This just happened yesterday, I thank God she no cast me for my house o.. Cause dad came back later..
Met this girl on Facebook, she was sounding like the good type. From my village also, few weeks later, she said she was missing me, I just jokingly told her that if invited her over now, she won't come.. She said she will come..
Fast forward to Sunday evening,
Aunty said she will come on Tuesday, And she told Me promise her that we won't have SEX.. I Agreed. Only for her to text me yesterday morning that she will like to have sex when she comes, I told her when she comes first..
Aunty arrived around 12.. I was alone in the house.. She was just questioning me why I wanted to see her and what I wanted.. I was just dulling cos I a I've never met her type..
She later concluded that we can be friends who have fun, and I nodded...
Dad came back and went to the main yard to work.. We both knew her time was up.. But as I was escorting her outside she.made a joke about how I am not strong by my figure.. I replied with a joke that if I catch her for the other room eh.. She said make we go try am now.. I was like now? And she said yes..
I jokingly led the way and to.my surprise she followed me back inside.. Pushed me unto the bed, started kissing and romancing.. Aunty don off top, and she was about to off my trouser and she asked. How much will you pay me? Ehhhhhh... I said I go give 1k for t.p now.. She said no and dressed up and went to the parlour...
Started quoting her price, 10k
Short time 5k
. Shu u? Na wet in I enter be this.. At this time I was just looking for way to discharge her because I have never done hookup before... She kept pleading that I should just agree 5k so we can do and she will go.. Even started masaging my hood and kissing me.. I guess she wanted to reset my brain..
Last last I no gree, cause I wasn't prepared for this and I have never done hook up. Not to imagine starting in my house...
Last last I give aunty 500 make she wake.. She no free collect at first, say make I add am.. I just tell her say next time make she manage am

..a beg? Na so hook up dey do? Though they are straight forward about what they want

yes that's hook girls do...short time 5k or full day 10k...... dem planty for Ajegunle

sammisetany:
I've been having bloating and pain in my stomach for 3days now when I smoked heavily. I was even constipated yesterday till I took tab to make me purge. Now I'm still feeling the pain my stomach is not balanced yet

What to do?

go smoke black bullet

Tokotaya:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/551460-man-rapes-friends-wife-in-lagos.html

every time alcohol what of konji

Badboibipo:
I am going to share the greatest lesson you will ever learn in life, briefly.

We live in a world where everyone is acting like their lives are perfect online, and even offline everyone only shows you the best version of their lives, so by default society makes us believe everyone is doing better than us!

The problem is that is a big fat lie!!!
Most people are miserable, broke, suicidal, depressed, but will never share that version of their lives with you. You will think you’re the only one having a hard life and mistakenly start envying people you’re way better than.

Now this is the problem.

Since it seems like everyone is doing so well and you’re meant to feel left behind by society, you start living your life to please people!!
You quickly want to impress everyone and start taking minor accomplishments as real accomplishment and that’s when you get lazy and start failing in real life but to the world you’re winning!

Let me explain, you buy an iPhone 13 with your life savings of 700k and your account balance is left with 1.5million. Then you buy a used Lexus with 1.3 million and you are left with 200k, you buy expensive clothes with 100k and you’re left with 100k for food. In two weeks you come out of your house and everyone is bowing at you and calling you “odogwu” because you use an iPhone 13 for gods sake, you drive a Lexus and you’re wearing senator ironed clothes. But nobody knows you just spent you life savings to impress them. After a month, you’re struggling to eat, no business, no skill, no talent just a bunch of fake friends and a lifestyle you can’t maintain. You start selling off your phone your car and eventually you get half of the value of these items and before you know it you’re broke! Because you don’t want to be mocked, since you’re the latest big boy in town, you use half of the proceeds from selling your property to buy more designer clothes and you start using Uber to maintain the respect, and in a month you become completely broke. You start hiding and possibly become a drug addict and eventually a loser!!!!!!

The point I’m making is if you’re worth over 1 million, you don’t need to change your lifestyle to impress fake admirers, be rich and stop trying to look rich. Look for investment opportunities, keep few friends, live a simple life, wait to actually become rich before you start looking rich.

you are right

pocohantas:
A Twitter user @_ikwomma has taken to the bird app to raise an alarm, after buying a fake Bama mayonnaise.



SOURCE

igbo people at work again

StagethemTVee:
Nuella Njudigbo, a Nollywood actress just acquired a Lexus SUV, and her friend and fellow actress Luchy Donalds is seen twerking on the car's bonnet.

Both actresses got into the car with Luchy flaunting her legs wide on dashboard in joy. "Drive me to Paradise", Luchy said as she teased the owner of the Lexus.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1rF_N2B_oQ

money good ooo.. why yon know go shack your big ass kai see yashhhhhhhhh

Geovanni412:
The news sounds like fake news to me.

;Dam also thinking the same tin...........

sweetyme001:
My brother met his girlfriend sometime last year, and they have been dating for like 7 months. He loves this girl with all his heart according to him despite this girl being a serial cheat and manipulator, he still let go of all these and plan to marry her. The worst thing with this girl is that she is not working and heavily dependent on my brother for her endless needs, cos of this my bro decided to enrol her in a hair dressing school in which he paid huge amount for the em. The main issue is that my brother caught her in an hotel with a married man since then my bro has not been the same again and depressed. His only regret is spending such amounts of money sending her to the hair dressing school. Thus, he has broken up with her but seeing her go to the hair school he paid for is making him aggressive and even more depressed. He is contemplating of stopping her from going to the hair school despite no refund of money after payment. Please what do you advise me to tell him.

let him get drunk for one week den he will stop depressed

Fira09:
SOURCE

women too dey cheat...

xin5:
At first I thought it was a joke when a neighbor told me my girlfriend came around last month while I was away in another vicinity. This was someone that knew about my movement, I confronted her when I came back and she told me it's a friendly visit to my landlord house, apparently she was invited by the landlord daughter to come spend time with them unto paddy paddy settings without my notice.

I didn't take it that serious because when she visits me, she always climb upstairs to go greet them....fast forward to this month, I noticed her strange attitudes towards me... no longer likes to visit... always saying we should meet in the mall. To come for my conjugal right is a problem. (I do send her Money, so it's my right).

She broke up with me last week which was okay.. I didn't sweat it. But what surprised me is getting to know she's been seeing my landlord son at different locations.
it hurt me deeply because I took this guy like family even though we not close. But his elder sister and the middle one are so fond of me, giving me greenlight last 2 years when I just packed in as a young guy at 22 which I maintained frame but right now I may just do what I have in my mind and damn the consequences.

do you own back...nak her two sisters

hopexter:
For these banana seeds

all joint