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Ha, you can say that again. You are my top gal na. I will see if our currencies tally in values. Or better still, send it to u in dollars.

I dey fine o. It's the time of the month when we all get excited. . . Resting for tommorrow and cash for the day after. Kool, huh?
Abeg, enter chat. You are not online

Teheheheheeh . . .
I'm here baibe. . ! In Enugu, you have a broda? Cz I'm single to mingle

*Toyinrayo:
Am I missing something or is there another pix on this thread.

Because the first poster's pix looks a hot mess

Lol.
We are simply telling him what he wants to be told
Now, would you also like to tell him that he's hotter than than Brad Pitt and sexier than Matt Dammon?

Lol, Ify. I really don't know what the name means because I'm not of that tribe. Your boyfie is a of the Kikuyu tribe? Lol
Welcome to Kenya

sholabanke:
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Lolabbey:
cheeeiii,tessy na ur teeth be dis?

Yes oh, but my two front teeth have not yet grown from that accident I had as a kid. . .

Lollabey lolest

Beat her into pulp and take her to the hospital afterwards. Make sure she is admitted and visit her three times a day. She would need apples and orange fruits each time you visit

Some secrets are better not told. That's what we call constructive lying. Sometimes lies can save a house from crumbling down. That feeling of guilt is enuff to keep you from commiting the same mistake again. If you repeat it again, men is an endangered species. . .

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks,
"What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it with my toto."

"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows his tummy right back up through his koko."
The mother was like

My tribe's staple food is kimanga- A mixture of:
Pounded plantain and beans
Pounded yam and beans
Pounded cassava and beans, e.t.c
This is topped up with meat stew and milk tea. However, I love the plantain kimanga better
Gawd, I can even try the plantain fufu. . .

Voted

I love avocado and pineapples

y me:
okay the truth is i dont know what this post is all about
@poster
are you giving advice or you wanna hook up
dunno which really

Please ask on my behalf too, am lost. . .

@ tpiah, yeah Obama's tribe.
I can't just bring myself to touch them, let alone chew them. It feels like eating a housefly or coackroach, Eishhhhhhhhhhh. . . .

We have a lot in common then. Maybe we should get together someday, right?

To make a love potion;
* Wash the your armpits and use the water to make a delicious meal.
* Cut the fingernails of the man/lady you're targeting and grind it. Add that in the food you will prepare.
* Prepare a meal the person being targeted loves so much and cook using the water you washed your armpits
with and the fingernail powder. (While preparing the meal, remove all your clothes)
* When the food is ready dance around it naked and squat over the food and touch the food with your toto.
* Serve the food for your prey and play some romantic music in the background and the person in question is all
yours!!!

Even if you tie me to a tree trunk and flog me a thousand tyms, I would never bring those things close to my mouth. I can't eat tiny insects
Even the natives of Nyanza province; the luo tribe, eat these insects

I love mkate wa mayai (Bread dipped in eggs)
Dip slices of bread in beaten egg then fry the bread until brown. You can fry using margarine since cooking fat makes it too oily
I also love mahamri and tea