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@kasilly; (Whispering: _{Is he gay}
For your ears only

@ Poster. . .
Simple!!! Because they have found the man they are looking for.

@ poster;
Now, now, now, is this a question or a statement?

You didn't ask us to help you to impregnate her, did you? Now carry the cross
If you don't want to take responsibility for your own action then go jump over the cliff & she'll leave you alone.
_{Dive safely!!!}

Are you into psychology? You've hit the nail on the head

They say English was born in Europe, grew up in America and died in Africa. . . I have seen it all here
Phewwww, lemme take a break; I need to relax my face muscles, they're ovestreched

Secretz:
Lol amaphrodite ke? God forbid bad ting!
If I was a guy, I would show my appreciation to all women!

Relax babe, it's not like I would be a vampire or something; it's just the endowment policy that would be applied "down there"

Hardar4lag:
@teissys no mine ooo
abi yu dey interested , lol,

Hell no!!! I was trying to make you notice me, and it worked. It's you that I want, Lol

Sounds like a movie called "Critical Decision" or something starred by Mike Ezuruonye and Genevieve Nnaji. Bros I just hope it's not copy and paste

I would rather be a hermaphrodite than be just a man, I love my feminine self and won't part with it

dieperye:
I NEED A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP FROM A GIRL. SHE MUCH BE BEAUTIFUL,FROM ANY PART OF THE COUNTRY, GOD FEARING,[b] AT LEAST NCE HOLDER OR CURRENTLY
IN UNIVERSITY.[/b]PLS CONTACT ME TRU. ikarionline@yahoo.com. I AM FROM BAYELSA, BRASS LGA, SINGLE, MALE ,CHRISTIAN. GRADUATED IN 2004 AT RSUST, PH

Is it a job you are advertising or what.
Or is the girl going to take care of your financial matters

How old are you?

lady bam:
i hate this kind of posts. sounds more like bragging to me !

Lol. You can say that again, seems to be the mark of Zorro

Poster, did you say strike a balance?
What's with the Ini Edo titles, I guess you are the Ramsey boy then, or rather RMD, Lol. That will make a blockbuster movie
Leave the girls alone because you are not in love with any of them. If you are in love with a girl you won't be in such a dilemma as you are in now

My advise is a summary of all the above comments. . .

What's your point, thta someone should thank him on your behalf or what? Lolest

martho:
I got friends from mombasa,lou and kikuyus.

Lol.
It's not lou; it's luo

Whites are romantic and blacks are loving. I love the black man
Gbam!!!

Buahahahahahahah. . . .
I forgot to ask, is it just Naija galz or a large percentage of African ladies. Poster, take it easy on the Nigerian ladies

Thor:
@teissys

I would buy you a fireplace so we could sit every night in front of the flickering flames together

Like Leonardo Di Caprio? I'm blushing. . .

charles316:
IF SHE CHEATS,I WONT CALL IT QUIT.NO.I WOULD JUST BE 4KING HER WITH CONDOM AND MAKE SURE SHE GETS NO MONEY 4RM ME NOT EVEN MONEY 4 PURE WATER.
INFACT, I MIGHT BE TEMPTED TO ELECTROCUTE HER BY INSERTING MY BOILING RING ( I MEAN D ELECTRICAL BOILING RING) INSIDE HER P***Y.

A BITCH DOESNT DESERVE TO LIVE.

Lol, take it easy on the prospective liar. . .

martho:
jambo.

Jambo bwana. . .

PERVERT9:
the gift most girls appreciate most is a well carved prik i mean the one wid a good cap, _{girls abi i lie}

Maybe your babe. . .

$osisi:
@ olado,

see how pretty those fish you posted look
How could anyone want to eat them?
see their faces.
It's almost like they're saying "but,I love you"
but what do you do?
you chop off their heads and  scrape off their scales and throw them into a deep frying pan with hot,scalding vegetable oil
that's mean
how could you be so heartless

Lolest

Dating an Indian man means getting used to taking a meal of 10% carbohydrates, 2% starch and 88% pepper!!!

The meaningless threads indeed live longest; In as much as blubbers of flesh on ladies are a put off, we should not forget that men have got their own share of pot bellies out there.
I wouldn't touch that!!!

keyne:
tel her u r nt interested.if she is decent she wld buzz off

You mean he has been playing hard to get since 2006? Lol

Czarskit:
~. . . then keep going. ~

You are just impossible Mr. Advisor, I wanna meet up. Lol
_{Rolling on the floor. . .}

How many times will you quit a r/ship if calling it quits seems to be the only solution?

@Poster;
Stop creating a mountain out of a molehill

I am too amused to comment