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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 2:46pm On Apr 23, 2020
otubobo:
I hear rumor, say wike, say him no go pay us...na true? because I nearly wan blow the mouth of the person wey talk am..I say make I hold myself come ask people who know person, who know for government house.
Say wetin we do am?
HealthRe: COVID-19: Nigerian Breweries Plc Announces ₦600 Million Support by Tekzyflex(m): 12:25pm On Apr 22, 2020
So nothing goes to Wike again! Why are they treating this man like this?
PhonesRe: Screenshot Your Homepage..lets Have Fun by Tekzyflex(m): 5:32pm On Apr 17, 2020
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RomanceRe: Quarantine Sex With My Fine House Girl..(IT'S LIT) by Tekzyflex(m): 9:01am On Apr 06, 2020
SultanOfAbia:
I'm not bragging
But I have over 9 years experience of knacking Raw Pussy without any STD or Pregnancy!! My pull out game is on another level..
I duff cap for you... U sound exactly like my guy Jones always boosting of knacking any pussycat and contacting Gono
RomanceRe: Quarantine Sex With My Fine House Girl..(IT'S LIT) by Tekzyflex(m): 11:51pm On Apr 05, 2020
See your head! Very soon you will still come here to tell us how your house girl got pregnant for you.
PoliticsRe: Chadian Soldiers Free Nigerian Soldiers In Boko Haram Captivity - Daily Post by Tekzyflex(m): 9:00pm On Apr 05, 2020
Thunder fire Buhari
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Suffered Monumental Casualty In The Hands Chadian Soldiers(pics) by Tekzyflex(m): 12:09am On Apr 05, 2020
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FamilyRe: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by Tekzyflex(m): 12:56am On Apr 03, 2020
Honeydenz:
Lol, I won't answer you Mr punctuation error judge. I hope you know there's what we call 'typing error'? Additionally, am a science student and not an English graduate. However, 100 of your miserable species combined can't stand me in spoken English. Idiot!
Godbless you... That idiot is a big fool
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Share Your Experience Staying At Home by Tekzyflex(m): 11:28pm On Mar 28, 2020
Insults from wife.... God punish this virus
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 9:27pm On Mar 28, 2020
cheesy grin grin wink
RomanceRe: 10k To Only 5 People by Tekzyflex(m): 7:18pm On Mar 28, 2020
0040277481 GtB.........
PoliticsRe: The Conman Called Imam Of Peace by Tekzyflex(m): 10:55am On Mar 28, 2020
Imam of peace is a arse hole while Buhari is a clown .both are stupid
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 8:17am On Mar 27, 2020
chrissoki:
Did you not see that young man cautioning as if I was his mate, you didn't see that as been rude right?
Calm brother
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 8:02pm On Mar 26, 2020
dmercy141983:
Why are you and idiot? Stop spreading fake news ok! Agents of Satan.
Rude!
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: US Senate Passes $2tn Disaster Aid Bill by Tekzyflex(m): 8:33am On Mar 26, 2020
It's not a free money! They will definitely pay back.
RomanceRe: 15 Year Old Boy Broke The Internet By Sharing After Sex Pics With His Girlfriend by Tekzyflex(m): 12:47am On Mar 26, 2020
I just saw two skeletons .....
HealthRe: 1,300 Persons In Contact With COVID-19 Cases Yet To Be Traced – Lai Mohammed by Tekzyflex(m): 3:43pm On Mar 23, 2020
Any news from Lai is definitely a Lie.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 1:46pm On Mar 23, 2020
Hustle oooo! Salary will delay. Corona is shaking world economy.
BusinessRe: Federal Inland Revenue Service Collected N338.1 Billion In January by Tekzyflex(m): 12:22pm On Mar 23, 2020
Government of billions while the masses are suffering of starvation.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 3:19pm On Mar 22, 2020
[quote author=kayusely70 post=87661443][/quote]There's trouble!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 8:35am On Mar 22, 2020
sam1980000:
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Statutory Allocation: FAAC stalemate to be resolved at NEC
March 19, 2020Bassey Udo
FAAC Meeting used to illustrate the story [Photo: Presidency]
FAAC Meeting used to illustrate the story [Photo: Presidency]
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A stalemate at the Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) meeting on Wednesday over depleting statutory allocation is expected to be resolved at the National Economic Council (NEC) meeting holding in Abuja.

On Wednesday, the FAAC met in Abuja for the sharing of the statutory sharing of revenues between the three tiers of government for the month of February.

In attendance were members of the committee, consisting finance commissioners and accountants general of the 36 states of the federation and their federal government counterparts and the Federal Capital Territory.

However, those who attended the meeting said proceedings ended abruptly after about three hours of deliberations, as the committee could not agree on the revenue to share for the month.

The meeting, presided by the Minister of Finance, Budget and National Planning, Zainab Ahmed, held at the headquarters of the Federal Ministry of Finance started at about 5 p.m and did not end till about 8.37 p.m.

The Accountant General of the Federation, Ahmed Idris, was also in attendance, along with representatives of the Revenue Mobilisation, Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFAC), the Federal Inland Revenue Services (FIRS), the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) and all other revenue-related agencies.

The Director of Press at the Federal Ministry of Finance, Hassan Dodo, said later that the meeting ended in a stalemate as members of the committee “could not agree on the amount presented for sharing by the revenue-generating agencies.”

Threshold for revenue allocation
Last year, the committee adopted the recommendation in the report of its special on guidelines on transfers into and withdrawals from the accounts.

In the report, the committee recommended that any month where the net distributable revenues available for sharing by the federal, states and local governments from the Federation Account falls below N680 billion, funds should be withdrawn from the Excess Crude Account to augment the shortfall to at least N680 billion.

On the other hand, where the net distributable revenue is between N680 billion and N730 billion, up to about N50 billion should be transferred into the ECA as saving.

Besides, if the net distributable revenue for the month is between N730 billion and N830 billion, the committee recommended that up to about N100 billion should be transferred to the ECA, or a minimum of N150 billion, if the figure is above N830 billion.

With oil revenues shrinking to the barest minimum following the impact of the coronavirus on oil exports, it was learnt that what was presented for sharing by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and other revenue agencies for sharing was far below their usual benchmark amount.

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Crude oil price crashed to about $25 per barrels on Wednesday, the lowest level in 16 years, as global markets continued to grapple with the negative impact of the coronavirus pandemic on the global economy.

Coronavirus bites harder
Already the crash has driven oil prices below government approved estimates in the 2020 budget, forcing a cut in the budget by 20 per cent and revision of the oil benchmark price to $30 per barrel.

It was learnt that members could not agree on how much should be drawn from the excess crude account to augment the allocation, as the balance in the account is at its lowest level.

At the end of the FAAC meeting for last January, the Permanent Secretary, Federal Ministry of Finance, Budget and National Planning, Mahmoud Isa-Dutse, announced the balance in the excess crude account as at February 19 stood at a paltry $71.81 million.

PREMIUM TIMES learnt that since the committee could not agree on the amount to share, members resolved to shelve further discussion and allow the Minister to take the matter before the National Economic Council (NEC) on Thursday.

The council chaired by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, has the state governors of all the 36 states and the FCT as members, apart from the governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), ministers and key officials as co-opted members.



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shocked sad cool huh grin
CrimeRe: Lady Arranged With Her Lover To Steal Toyota Car Inside Church by Tekzyflex(m): 10:41pm On Mar 09, 2020
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PoliticsRe: . by Tekzyflex(m): 11:01pm On Mar 08, 2020
AirFireEarthH20:
Ur whatsapp contact plz
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PoliticsRe: . by Tekzyflex(m): 10:51pm On Mar 08, 2020
I do.... How much u want buy am?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 7:55am On Mar 06, 2020
No promotion for years and these idiots are talking about TRCN.
PropertiesRe: Share Your Experience Living In The Same Compound With The Landlord/Landlady by Tekzyflex(m): 5:45pm On Mar 05, 2020
Its was like a prison and hell at the same time. Kai ! I don't wish even my enemies to experience it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 6:36pm On Feb 27, 2020
Before the end of tomorrow all banks will be credited..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 5:45pm On Feb 27, 2020
001bumsa:
Salary don land o, but the thing com reduce to 76k
NUT dues.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 5:29pm On Feb 27, 2020
Apraise:
Minimum wage,and I believe that is what is holding the payment.Government will want to delay so that strike will also delay.This is just my opinion.
Calm salaries will be paid tomorrow
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 4:58pm On Feb 27, 2020
edin:
NLC strike loading shocked
Strike on what?
FamilyRe: I Am In Serious Trouble,what Should I Do by Tekzyflex(m): 9:53pm On Feb 26, 2020
E good to get money oooo.... Make another nigga no give your wife dog style. Chai! The rate of infidelity is alarming especially in this Buhari regime.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Rivers State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by Tekzyflex(m): 3:19pm On Feb 26, 2020
gold360:
alert will start raining this evening, hopefully with one or two months minimum wage arrears.
Amen
That's my nigga

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