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Romance › Re: Awkward Experience: Sex Talk In The Church by telad(m): 8:29pm On Sep 19
Sex amount for the larger percentage of problems in marriage after finance.

Most Pastors who also counsel has seen this need to orientate their congregation about bonding; especially sexually.

Many married men are easily satisfied sexually since they have orgasm almost all the time but majority of marri d women hardly do.

This can make them deny their husband sexual access because some see it as chores or marital routines.

The more reason why most pastors are discussing it in churches today so as to address it to prevent crisis and avoid divorce.
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by telad(m): 11:37am On Sep 19
nairamaniac:
if you give them that long gap, when you call them, you would use the first 10 minutes reminding them of who you are and where you met them.

Since they all snubbed him, then he should know that they all don't have independent minds of their own.

They work as a Team.
And they had planned to snub him, so he wdnt come near their circle again.

OP, that was what happened.
You are right but your closure matters a lot. There should be something remarkable and funny about you,it could be your name, your job etc. That way, you will jump the "who are you queue" to you again.

And when they work as a team, the target you should game on should have been the leader. Once she approved you, the remaining members won't have a choice nor snub.
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by telad(m): 11:31am On Sep 16
shadrach77:
You took the words out of my mouth. When you collect a girl's number on the street and she gives it to you there and then you should know that she is playing games with your emotion. It's either she gave you a wrong number or a number she doesn't use that much. She just wants to use you to boost her ego. The key is not rushing to call immediately cause doing that shows you as being desperate.

Play a.matching game with her by calling her after a week or two. Pretend as though you were too busy to think of her
Thumbs up 👍
Romance › Re: These Girls are Just Weird by telad(m): 8:12pm On Sep 13
Did you call them immediately after reaching home. Rushing the calls and texts might come to them as too needy. Give them some days as they might be living in the same place and trying to text your game if you are real or will crumble.

Be calm, give it some time and try again. If it's the same outcome. Move on with your integrity intact.
Romance › Re: The Ignorance On Nairaland Concerning Women And Marriage by telad(m): 7:56pm On Sep 13
We (recent generations) are marrying late than our parents and ancestors. Economy contributed greatly to this because the Westerners do marry early.
At 35, a lady would have lost over 60% of her productive eggs and a man would have produced Billions of productive sperm.

We are more educated now than before but the orientation about timing is low. We spend most of our highly reproductive ages chasing career, money, clarity. Though this is okay but we will face the liability of those other areas of life lagging in old age.
Food › Re: I Bought This Fruit #50 Naira For 10 Pieces, What's The Name? (photos) by telad(m): 11:58am On Aug 01
safarifarms:
Looks like bell apple aka local apple
You are absolutely right, we have it in my compound but a bit sublime/sour in taste compared to the other local apple.
Education › Re: 9-5 Workers: I Built A Notion Template For Starting Side Hustles by telad(m): 12:34pm On May 19
System.
I'm interested in the system template.
Investment › Re: Which Should I Go For With 12 Million Naira? Enviable Or Mutual Funds/piggyvest by telad(m): 11:04pm On Mar 08
Why not try money market. Your money and interest is not tied and you can pull out anytime. Interest is daily, not huge interest but it's fair since it's a short or middle term investment
Politics › Re: 100k Christmas Gift For The Best Answer To This Question by telad(m): 9:28pm On Nov 25, 2025
Equity and justice
Education › Re: Can You Spot The Mistake Within A Second? Less Than 1% Did Half A Second. by telad(m): 1:15pm On Sep 28, 2025
The week start from Sunday.
Business › Re: Somebody Mistakenly Sent 50,000 To My Account by telad(m): 4:00pm On Feb 15, 2025
Hope you did not apply for FG funds? They actually disbursed 50k to beneficiaries on 14th though.
Sports › Re: Roman Reigns' Father And WWE Hall Of Famer Sika Anoa'i Passed Away by telad(m): 7:57am On Jun 29, 2024
MaziX:
Wow .. Never knew his dad was also a wrestler. My tribal chief..
U wonna join the blood line? Acknowledge me grin
Programming › Re: PHP Is Giving Me Problem?? by telad(m): 3:38pm On Jan 22, 2023
telad:
As a beginner, there is procedural PHP which is simple line of codes with functions here and there. That is where you should start which can help you build simple applications.

Then learn Object Oriented Programming which entails advance stuff like encapsulation, inheritance, polymorphism and lots more. These will make building complex application easier, scalable and maintainable.

Finally, after mastering OOP, u can get your hands dirty on frameworks like codeigniter, laravel, which even make your application easier if you are building large, enterprise, applications.

Take your time, set goals and practise over and over. I wish the best
And again, watch recent videos as some stuffs might no longer be in trend or obsolete. E.g password encryption, database connection. There are lots of styles, learn the basic then know what is applicable and in use.
Programming › Re: PHP Is Giving Me Problem?? by telad(m): 3:32pm On Jan 22, 2023
As a beginner, there is procedural PHP which is simple line of codes with functions here and there. That is where you should start which can help you build simple applications.

Then learn Object Oriented Programming which entails advance stuff like encapsulation, inheritance, polymorphism and lots more. These will make building complex application easier, scalable and maintainable.

Finally, after mastering OOP, u can get your hands dirty on frameworks like codeigniter, laravel, which even make your application easier if you are building large, enterprise, applications.

Take your time, set goals and practise over and over. I wish the best
Web Market › Re: I Need A Web Developer by telad(m): 6:13am On Jan 20, 2023
U can reach us @ teladcoding.com or mail us @info@teladcoding.com or whatsapp the contact on our detail. Thanks and I look forward to building a scalable, maintainable and affordable website with u.
Business › Re: Is This A Fake N1000 Note Or CBN Error? (Photo) by telad(op): 1:50pm On Jan 01, 2023
chatwtme:
Nothing is fake, this is an error from the apex bank. So shameful. To spend 800billions for these rubbish is scary
Some of the old fake 1000 naira sef have the foil crest, just that it peels when lightly scratched and won't pass mercury light check.
Anyway, I only posted so that people will be guided and take their time to check the new currencies very well. God bless Nigeria
Business › Re: Is This A Fake N1000 Note Or CBN Error? (Photo) by telad(op): 1:44pm On Jan 01, 2023
Wisedove:
The issue with this fake Naira notes is not when it is been given in units, but now imagine putting a 5,000 Naira amidst 100,000 notes it will be very difficult for you to count the morning individually and so that's where the problem comes in. imagine losing 5000 Naira in a day as a business person.
Those people talking about the golden foil, I got a 1000 Note with the Golden foil, yes. I am suretge customer use it to purchase goods from me and put it among many notes. so as I was going through the morning one day I noticed the texture so I picked out the money and I realised it was faked.

Imagine a customer comes with 400k cash, are you saying you will count the money one after the other searching for gold seal? It's practically impossible. Even 20k self it will be difficult to count it note by note at the expense of another customers waiting
You have dealt with bulk cash and u understand how stressful it can be.
Business › Re: Is This A Fake N1000 Note Or CBN Error? (Photo) by telad(op): 9:36pm On Dec 29, 2022
Ransomware:
Why did you punch holes in the note. If this was a misprinted dollar bill, it will worth almost 100x the legal tender value
I did not, the bank did before returning to me
Business › Re: Is This A Fake N1000 Note Or CBN Error? (Photo) by telad(op): 9:33pm On Dec 29, 2022
Julianaa:
That tape in the middle is not there
It is there, straight with CBN crested on it. The more reason I am confused
Business › Re: Is This A Fake N1000 Note Or CBN Error? (Photo) by telad(op): 9:31pm On Dec 29, 2022
tunwumi:
Can you confirm if the security thread is continues
Yes, straight line with CBN crested on it.
Business › Re: Is This A Fake N1000 Note Or CBN Error? (Photo) by telad(op): 9:28pm On Dec 29, 2022
Rexymania:
So in other words, you lost 1k?
Yes, I did oh
Business › Re: Is This A Fake N1000 Note Or CBN Error? (Photo) by telad(op): 9:26pm On Dec 29, 2022
ibkayee:
Production error? Who knows.

Did they replace the 1k?
No, they did not. It was declared as fake now
Business › Is This A Fake N1000 Note Or CBN Error? (Photo) by telad(op): 3:56pm On Dec 29, 2022
This new note is getting more confusing.

I got this new 1000 naira notes like 30 pieces this morning in between many old notes.

I sorted it out and just run all through mercury light because I was in a rush to check it individually. Everything was fine.

But I was shocked when i got to the bank, I was told the golden security detail is missing on 1 of the 1000 naira notes, even though all other details were present.

It was also validated under their mercury light at the bank and it was valid.

Long story short, it was tagged fake and perforated. Could this be an error from CBN or Fake money has bypassed the mercury light check?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Chicken Republic Vacancy by telad(m): 9:56pm On Nov 13, 2022
Jmarjr:
pls have written it b4? Where did u get ur past questions from?
Mostly basic use of excel, formulas, sorting of data, and chart. If u know the basic well, u will pass it. It's practical test so past questions are not available as you will practise on their computer
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Chicken Republic Vacancy by telad(m): 6:09am On Oct 15, 2022
Practise your excel very well. Their test usually cover excel and it's mostly practical. Best of luck
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Glo Technical MT Aptitude Test Format by telad(m): 9:38pm On Apr 21, 2021
chudom99:
if u have 2.1, u studied elect elect or computer and u r less than 30yrs. Gate crashing won't do u any harm at all.
I'm over 28, any hope?
Education › Re: Proud Futites, Your School Has Disgraced You All. by telad(m): 9:59pm On Nov 14, 2020
This might be true for masters defence, most times it's usually monetized. Na so things they roll oh
Romance › Re: Ladies Am Sorry For Leaking Your Secret On Nairaland PHOTOS by telad(m): 5:04pm On Aug 30, 2020
Funny, keep it up
Education › Re: View: This Message Was Sent To Me. Help Me Please! by telad(m): 9:03pm On Jul 30, 2020
HunterArt:
Those who are Imo state please say something to this. This location was included in message. Address: Umunumo, Ehime Mbano - Imo State. Is the location in Imo sate?
Since you are not interested in schooling there. There is no need to bother yourself again.
Celebrities › Re: Popular Nigerian Rapper Weird MC Marks 50th Birthday by telad(m): 8:15am On Jul 10, 2020
phemmyfour:
Lyrics Lori gangan
Shola Lori gangan
Ijo ya!

The song below is not for indomie generation
Allen Avenue, Allen Avenue
Allen what!
thumbs up
Celebrities › Re: Popular Nigerian Rapper Weird MC Marks 50th Birthday by telad(m): 4:26pm On Jul 09, 2020
Wow, how time flies, I can still remember her hit track "Ijo ya" . That song rock town back then
Family › Re: See What I Saw On My Brother's Phone. I'm Absolutely Confused. by telad(m): 10:12pm On Jun 17, 2020
Ariza:
Ah reminds me of my elder sister and I back then,my own pass mother hen. grin We went to the same primary and secondary School together then I monitor her life oooo. Even though I was in junior high school she was in senior, it didn't stop me from making sure she didn't have a boyfriend back in school days (well at least in my own little mind grin) if I see her holding hands with a guy, I will report. Talk to a particular guy too much, I will report. See any implicating thing like Valentine rose? I will report. Ah my own pass monitoring spirit.

And to think I was only 10 or 11 then huh . But my Mom handled the situation wisely, once she get information from me she will just laugh and act like nothing but will call my sister to ask her "about the boys" ,Big Sis will confess any attractions or distractions and Mom will Counsel her and pray with her. grin but me will be carrying my eagle eyes around, watching and "protecting her". I don't even know why I was so obsessed with her well being then. I don't understand why I'm still bother about her up till now, and she's married in her husband's house ooo. But let me just hear any peem about her, na so the hair of my back go stand like mother hen.grin . Ewa sofun mi kin sogba mi.huh
grin grin grin lolsss

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