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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Agro Allied Aspirants Let Meet Here by telad(m): 4:26pm On Oct 02, 2016
you will get a message a day before d text, but if u didn't get one (message) or getting invalid login. Try and use your first name and last name.

My surname starts with A but I was unable to login even after getting their message, I tried using my last name which starts with O and boom!!! that's how I was able to take d text.

NB: if you miss d text, you can still take it d day after, but don't wait if u can because they might have updated their site. Good luck @ all
Literature / Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by telad(m): 12:08am On Jul 20, 2016
edwife:
The moment you shout at me in public, don't look forward to the next morning....astalavista baby

hit me all, you watch too much of terminator, action too much, that's y u can't pass Op test. lolsss
Jokes Etc / Re: When Government Says Teachers Must Wear Uniform (photo) by telad(m): 3:15pm On Jun 19, 2016
evansjeff:
Pl ease help ooo...In a bid to free up space on my android smartphone, I ignorantly uninstalled google play services. Since then google play store, map, google now and some other key apps stopped functioning, my question is how do I get it installed back, please I need ur help, Thanks in advance.

You can try to install the operating system of your phone again.
Politics / Re: Militant Attacks: FG Suspects Foreign Conspiracy by telad(m): 4:40pm On Jun 07, 2016
TheArchangel:
No. cheesy, a bro must high five another bro when he has undertaken a dangerous mission. Bro code must be upheld at all times.

Lolsss keep doing d high five behind your mobile device.
Politics / Re: Militant Attacks: FG Suspects Foreign Conspiracy by telad(m): 5:31pm On Jun 06, 2016
TheArchangel:
Tomorrow Tuesday 7th, we will know who is bluffing.

20. A bro must not support violence against another bro. lolsss
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Re-apply In A Firm That Retrenched You? by telad(m): 1:58pm On Apr 29, 2016
candy:

Eeyan te mi, I dey o! I'm just taking my time jor...I'll soon enter story mode. Hope you are doing fine.

Aite ma'am, i'm doing great. regards
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Re-apply In A Firm That Retrenched You? by telad(m): 12:06pm On Apr 28, 2016
candy:
How long ago were you retrenched? If you were retrenched based on the harsh economic condition of the country, they would have called you back immediately things started looking up for them, unless your retrenchment was years ago and they've forgotten about you, in which case, you ought to have moved on.

I won't be surprised if you re-apply and they don't consider your application. I suggest yo move on and look elsewhere, unless you are so desperate. As for me, NEVER.
u

Oh my Candy!!! kini sow? longest time no stories, how has it been with you ma'am?
Politics / Re: National Grazing Bill Still Active In National Assembly - Vanguard by telad(m): 11:45am On Apr 21, 2016
cowgirl9090:



These two comments by nairalanders am about post now truly shows you lack common sense .

"This op missed a lot of point in his advocacy for grazing fields for cattle herders.
if this bill becomes law this is what will happen next,
1) The Fulanis will settle there and start having
children. possibly with locally kidnapped
women or other northerners
2) Those children in 20 years will grow up and
claim that the land belongs to their ancestors
just like they did in plateau state.
3) Fight will begin between those Fulani
children and the local community.
4) Federal government will step in and split the
community in half for peace and give to the
fulani descendants what doesn't belong to
them.
5) With their newly gained power, they will start
fighting for political power and dominance of
the area.
Everything I just wrote has already happened
before so NOBODY can say that I am making
this up."
~by emancipation


"@OP- What's wrong with ranch system?
Your claim of being yoruba doesn't make your
point more acceptable.
The igbos you continuously cited didn't acquire
places of business by destroying other people's
settlement or means of livelihood nor did they
lobby for government policy to situate them.
My points:
1. adopt modern rearing techniques.
2. Disarm the herds men (they don't need
arms-according to the OP).
3. If they must get land, they should negotiate
with the land owners or community).
Simple"

~by mountlarry

^^these are common sense nairalanders

God bless you ma'am, I don't understand why we make simple issues more complex. This is 21th century, if you want the ancient style of grazing than modern way, then stay where olden lifestyle is encouraged.

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Fashion / Re: Mutuba Seed Penis Enlargement Product Whatsapp/call +27719999186 Prof Zaphosa by telad(m): 3:57pm On Mar 22, 2016
do you have agents in Nigeria? if it's a good product, I can be your agent.

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Jokes Etc / Re: When He Decides To Be The Bride(Hilarious Photo) by telad(m): 1:06pm On Jan 24, 2016
odikwa serious Lolsss
Religion / Re: TB Joshua & Ayo Babalola Listed Among World’s Most Famous Prophets by telad(m): 2:07pm On Jan 04, 2016
chowlade:

Oshofa Adeboye Kumuyi
Lolsss, you be C & S ni?
Travel / Re: Largest Yoruba Settlement In Togo - Atakpame by telad(m): 2:16pm On Dec 31, 2015
brianladz:
owkk
u again, scammer oshi. stop wasting your time opening new account. I will keep exposing you.
joined today, post your scam today.
cc seun.
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A Wife Material On First Date? by telad(m): 9:11am On Dec 28, 2015
missKiffy:

I get ur point, her resistance level is key, at the same time it shouldn't be the sole determinant to determine whether she's a wife material or not

Yes, not d sole but part of. A woman who can't control her libido will definitely have extramarital affairs.

that is not good for the husband blood pressure.
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A Wife Material On First Date? by telad(m): 9:08am On Dec 28, 2015
3rdlegxxx:


dumbest answer so far, so a girl closes her legs to you on the 1st date automatically means she is wife material, dude are you 15?

Lolsss if you have a brother that has 2 gfs, he brought d first one home d first time and u heard dem doing it, den d other like week before doing it.

if he asked you that aunt, pls which of dese 2 gals do u think is more descent?

what will be your response?

it means she has self control. ladies are at d receiving end, d more reason for dem to control their libido.
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A Wife Material On First Date? by telad(m): 8:35am On Dec 28, 2015
missKiffy:
Everybody is entitled to their own opinion but I just don't understand the way some pple reason at times, you go on a date with a girl, you as the guy initiated sex, lets assume she didn't give in immediately or she did give in immediately, doesn't matter but she did give in, and you now claim she's not or will not be a wife material? TF, who initiated d sex in the first place? Now you as a guy that had sex with a girl on the first date, i guess ur perfect and you consider urself an husband material. God help us with these sort of mentalities

You r right but men has been programmed psychologically to initiate/advance/move sex/relationship/romance, while women to receive/resist/accept.

of what good is a man who lacks initiating power and of what good us a woman with zero resistance?
the safety and quality of a current lies in its resistance.
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A Wife Material On First Date? by telad(m): 8:26am On Dec 28, 2015
Monalisa185:
and how would you know she's a wife material on a first date?

if she close her leg on first date.
Romance / Re: Ever Xperience Dis B4? Hehehe by telad(m): 3:33pm On Dec 21, 2015
u don carry your sacrifice pass mosque. lolssss
Properties / Re: The Newly Commissioned Olive Court In Ibadan - Photos by telad(m): 9:41pm On Dec 17, 2015
Generalpiper:
Beautiful court indeed

you are a big scam, you've opened another account again.
please seun n other mods take note. this guy keeps posting data advert d first day he register with nairaland.

pls @seun, you can check d last post I mentioned you, it's the same format but different username.

thus guy has been scamming lots of peeps, a friend of mine was a victim though I warned him of d ridiculous deal, pls nairalander be warned.
Health / Re: The Secret Behind The Toothpaste Bottom Colour by telad(m): 2:54pm On Dec 07, 2015
lawanson44:


Close Up is a very useless toothpaste. It made my teeth brown when i was using it in those days and it aids tooth decay. People rush to buy it cos it's so cheap! Sensodyne, Dabur and Oral B are few examples of toothpaste that you should use

thanks buddy, me sef go port now. lolsss

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Health / Re: The Secret Behind The Toothpaste Bottom Colour by telad(m): 7:26am On Dec 06, 2015
has anyone seen other color on close up, have checked more that 3 now, it's all black

#teamcloseup which way now?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by telad(m): 4:46pm On Nov 15, 2015
hmm Godwin. oops oh.. Goddey. sadhmm Godwin. oops oh.. Goddey.
Career / Re: System Analyst Or Programmer by telad(m): 7:53pm On Nov 08, 2015
I think programmer will fetch him more cool money. He can get lots of offline and online jobs as a programmer than a system analyst.
my thought though.

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Phones / Re: Things You Can Do With An OTG Cable On Any Android Device by telad(m): 4:53pm On Nov 04, 2015
fammo:
Hw can I connect my android device to my TV? What kind of cable should I buy and where can I get it.....Ps I live in portharcourt

you can using your HDMI mini/micro cord connected to your HDMI micro port.

it's available on BlackBerry 10 but not sure of android.
Education / Re: Difference Between "Did You Know" And "Do you know" by telad(m): 8:14am On Oct 31, 2015
Hmm, so lovely. @Op, keep it up. Did you know that the Op has been studying for his MSC proficiency test in English exam?
Religion / Re: Does The Bible Support Abortion? Numbers Chapter 5 by telad(m): 6:35pm On Oct 25, 2015
@op, there is a BIG difference between miscarriage and abortion. One is deliberate while the other is not. Miscarriage is the word here and only through CURSE (not drugs, injections or D$C) by the PROPHET (not doctor/medical practitioner).
Education / Re: He Graduated 11 Years Ago With 2:2 And Just Discovered That It's A Mistake by telad(m): 5:56pm On Oct 25, 2015
To all those saying go to the school, i'm sorry because I don't think anything can be done.

While the Op was in final year (2nd semester), I'm sure your course adviser cane to your class or contact each person to come and verify their CGPA to correct any error.
Once you verify, there is a space where u signed showing that you affirm the CGPA. That is what the school can use against you if you decide to go legal.

A friend of mine back then didn't check on time, they computed a carry over for him, before he could rectify it, he was unable to go to service with us.

You can try your luck sha, may God help you. It's a lesson to those in school to always contact their course adviser, it will save a lot of stress. Sometimes he might even advise you not to take some stubborn lecturers electives.
Health / Re: My Man Is A 2 Min Man. Help by telad(m): 8:18am On Oct 21, 2015
apcpdpallscam:
pls do bro.it's needful.

This is one of the best advice have seen.

Though viagra, herbs or drugs can help but he will need to keep using it all the time you want to have sex and it might have side effect.

Truth is; he has a weak sex muscle, I know this because have helped 4 couples to overcome this same issue using the ancient Chinese Yin and Yang technique. They now last 40mins to 1hour in bed, some even say; sometimes we have sex without him discharging, it keeps him erect all day n he's back under d sheet after we got home.

I use it also and I last as I wish, in order not to sound like bragging or I'm trying to sell anything to you.

Porn and computers gadget are number 1 and 2 sex energy drainer.

I will give you the Yang guide free of charge, I will also add another Chinese Tantric approach to love making and ejaculation mastery as bonus.
I will also put the sex revolution to enjoy and spice up the great sexual urge your husband will exhibit after some weeks.

I can guarantee immediate effect but 10 days to a week, he should be able to last 7 to 10mins, 2 to3 weeks sud give 15 to 20mins result, while a month to 2 sud give 40 to 50mins.

I'm giving this FREE of charge, if I ever ask you for money, come here and query me. Though I only do give the Yin and Yang, I'm tempted to give you the 3.

Note: if you have an unfaithful husband, don't give him d SEX REVOLUTION. If he uses the techniq,ue on another woman, you can as well be prepared to welcome second wife. U can use it yourself ( d sex revolution). n mk it your secret like I do.

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