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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Brand Ambassadors Needed Nationwide by telad(m): 8:05pm On Oct 19, 2015
*********@yahoo.com I'm interested.
Politics / Re: The Defeat Of President Buhari’s Idealism - Femi Aribisala by telad(m): 10:02pm On Oct 13, 2015
Hmm, what a great write up, d irony if it is; d more honest people try to sanitize this country, d more face off dey get from d people they are trying to save.
That's y good leaders turn bad, d bad leaders get praised b followed y d good is hated n code named. Indeed, it's a waste of energy to fight for a corrupt society.

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Phones / Re: Top 5 NIGERIAN Owned Brand Phones And Tablets by telad(m): 12:26pm On Oct 12, 2015
Since d manufacturing still takes place in China, it's still reverse engineered importation. Good though, with time, they will have their October 1.
Religion / Re: My Church Is Aware I’m Member Of Ogboni Confraternity —ogunfuwa, Remo Chief. by telad(m): 9:19pm On Oct 11, 2015
Hmm... eat at such birthdays at your own peril.

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Fashion / Re: Makeup Petition! SEE What A Nigerian Wants President Buhari To Do (photo) by telad(m): 11:19am On Oct 09, 2015
kemlily:
THIS IS TRANSFORMATION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.....CHAIIIIII shocked shocked

you can say that again, imagine...

even me dey fear your dp now, who knows?
Romance / Re: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Girlfriend? by telad(m): 11:04am On Oct 09, 2015
fxbot:

You gave the best reply here...
Boss, I'm still learning from you oh. lolsss
Romance / Re: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Girlfriend? by telad(m): 11:38pm On Oct 07, 2015
@Op, remember when we where all young and wanted that bicycle so much as if our next breath depended on it. We cry n cry, some got theirs n others didn't, guess what... I belong to d latter n I didn't die today.

Such is life, it's a phase n u will outgrow it. Let her go, I promise u fresh breath after your one week break up stamina.

My younger bro chased a gal for 2years, he won't eat until I talked to d gal. d gal will accept n say good stuff in my presence, and kick my bro in d but with her melancholy attitude. I tried putting him tru d basis of dating n seduction, he wud not follow. I started eating his food n gave up on him, I told him point blank that if u r gonna die cos of a gal, I will eat your food n hope your fasting works.

He finally broke up (though wasn't easy for him) but he didn't die cos he started taking his meals Lolsss.

4months later, d gal called n discussed at length with him, called 3 times. He wanted to call back, I told him not to. He said that's not fair n I ask him if life or d gal has been fair. In short d gal begged n begged, got d relationship back but den my bro eye/love don kpemeh. He learned a lot n has really improved greatly in his love life, I apologized for being too hard on his behind then n we laughed over it.
Sorry @Op for d epistle but just for u to got the picture.

PULL N PUSH is d game with ladies, too much of either will bring pain, strive for a balance. Your problem is excessive PULL.

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TV/Movies / Re: You Might Start Believing In Magic After Watching This! by telad(m): 1:47pm On Oct 01, 2015
Pinkieblue:

3. I am a proud igbo girl....
Lolsss I see
TV/Movies / Re: You Might Start Believing In Magic After Watching This! by telad(m): 1:27pm On Sep 28, 2015
Pinkieblue:


Lol..... How u take know ?

I know nooni cos
1. Your are a Nigerian, all of us like money.
2. You are a gal, una like money.
1+2= double like money. lolsss
TV/Movies / Re: You Might Start Believing In Magic After Watching This! by telad(m): 12:38am On Sep 27, 2015
how I wish I gave those magic, the Op is gonna scream change all of it to money!!! wow I like that.
Politics / Re: Staunch Buharists, Olateju And Farouk Kperogi Criticise Buhari Over Appointments by telad(m): 3:16pm On Aug 28, 2015
eleojo23:
If Buhari is wise, he will put all this criticisms into consideration before making further appointments.

He was aware of the marginalization in NASS before making dis announcement. S, to me, it was intentional.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: 4days Old Q10 For Sale by telad(m): 2:36pm On Aug 15, 2015
32k nkor? cos of shipping cost im not in Lagos
Family / Re: You Won't Have Problem With Your Mother In Law If You Follow These Steps by telad(m): 11:50pm On Jul 22, 2015
meek2stylee:
wait a minute,,,u wish my mum dead and urs alive? urs will have to die first
cos somwia som other gal is praying for such also

lolsss funny but true. grin

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Family / Re: You Won't Have Problem With Your Mother In Law If You Follow These Steps by telad(m): 11:44pm On Jul 22, 2015
nkemdi89:
As young ladies most of us only have friends within our age grade and class, its very important to extend your circle of friends to more matured women who will correct your flaws and also advise you. By doing that there is nothing a mother in law will criticise about you that will make you feel bad, because most times our mothers tend to hide the truth from us in order not to hurt our feelings.

So much on point sis.

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Family / Re: You Won't Have Problem With Your Mother In Law If You Follow These Steps by telad(m): 11:40pm On Jul 22, 2015
kilode100:
Mother in law my ass!

daughter in-law your wish.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by telad(m): 4:08pm On Jul 15, 2015
Team Ojo, Lagos, but why Ondo state too plenty now. Those naval officials were like Ondo state una no dey finish?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by telad(m): 4:07pm On Jul 15, 2015
3months far oh, October/November things but enough time to pray to God. #Godmustwin. smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by telad(m): 7:39pm On Jul 06, 2015
justice727:

Pls anybody with the navy dssc past question should pls
forward it to my mail. jospak4fido@yahoo.com or
jospak4fido@gmail.com. Pls o let's help our selves out

check your box
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by telad(m): 11:45pm On Jul 05, 2015
lexzyg:
Please, if you are interested in joining the whatapp group for this thread kindly drop your number in other to add you up.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by telad(m): 11:22pm On Jul 05, 2015
thanks so much Adetunji, God bless no less my bro. we shall all succeed by the grace of God.

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Food / Re: If Your Partner's Mum Serves You Any Of These, What Would You Do? by telad(m): 3:52pm On Jul 05, 2015
RuffRhyder:
I will gladly request for grasshopper, the thing dey sweet well well!
I hail my people from Akoko!


Omo Akoko peruku maagbe!!!
Food / Re: If Your Partner's Mum Serves You Any Of These, What Would You Do? by telad(m): 3:38pm On Jul 05, 2015
aflyingbird:
Why would anyone kill and eat a dog? cry

nothing bad in eating dog, pig n so on outside religious reasons (Muslims). you see d closer we are to an animal (pet), the more difficult for us to eat, even d fulanis don't like beef because they r close to cows; more or less like their pets.

you are missing oh madam, try meats with fats, it helps d brain. lolsss
China, Korea, Vietnam, Ondo, Calabar, part of ekiti all have wisdom, hospitality n civilization in common. hahahaaa
no bashing pls.
Food / Re: If Your Partner's Mum Serves You Any Of These, What Would You Do? by telad(m): 3:16pm On Jul 05, 2015
D dog meat is so on point, mk them come grind efinrin(the leaf they use for pepper soup), add enough pepper. Oh boy!!! no let ondo man see d pot oh. lolsss

Back in d late 90s, 80% of Ibos in ondo state sell pork or dog meat n ogogoro (dry gin), they do have this Peugeot 504 with either dog or pig diagram crested on its side. When dogs see those cars, them dey tear race.
the crocodile, snake, guinea pig, grasshopper, n starfish might also be delicious, others na easy ayanma, iranu.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by telad(m): 11:03am On Jul 04, 2015
Please send PQ to me abeg, ..a****ng@yahoo.com. have quoted and messaged peeps here, maybe they are kinda busy. Time is running out, abegi biko.
Family / Re: Help! My Husband Is Acting Funny! by telad(m): 11:37pm On Jul 03, 2015
from your story, here is what I think;
1. You married him cos of age factor and not love and the fact that he mentioned that he begged you to marry him shows he's having inferiority complex.
2. You tried to change him to "d presentable husband status" by changing his wardrobe, not that its bad but he's a bold message to his male ego that his social status doesn't match yours. I guessed u joked about how his dress is old skul n he needs to get trendy.
3. He's an introvert that's easy going, lovely, caring but not social. You want the extrovert husband (fun, outgoing n social).
4. He had a psychological battle in his head n maybe got an advice from anyone that Ladies don't appreciate cool n nice guy. He was likely told ladies cherish and enjoy bad guys.
5. He flashed back his memory n maybe realised d 2 guys who were intending u before he married u n you did love from his assumption have d bad boy image.
6. In his attempt to let you know he's now the outgoing, social guy mks him stay late at night, drink. to even put the icing on the cake, he probably brought the gal home to prove to you he's being cherished by other woman cos he's now social.

Anyway my advice; tell him you understand the reason y he's doing all these, beg him you are sorry that you didn't mean to change him from whom he was that he got you wrong. As advised by others, get in touch with people he respected. Be good to him even in the midst of his predicament, he needs your he'll now cos leaving him will only ruin him. Above all, pray n God will see you through.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by telad(m): 8:44pm On Jul 03, 2015
Sholaystar4me:
Thanks so much Mr wole...may God reward u for your kind act..... if u havent gotten, no need to dxturb mr wole again, just mail sholaystar4me@yahoo.com or any other person that has gotten and request, when am less busy, will forward to u asap.....no need to pay any 2k lol... but if u think u want to show appreciation, show it to d man that paid d price @WOLE.....u can reach and or tip him recharge or any goody on 07031287517.


NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT DROP UR MAIL HERE, I DONT FREQUENT NL MUCH,KINDLY MAIL ME ON Sholaystar4me@yahoo.com AND REQUEST

eshey




Please i just sent you an email to send to, pls help with the past question.
Crime / Re: Woman Kidnapped From Her Home In Ikorodu (photo) by telad(m): 3:34pm On Jul 03, 2015
The more reason the new government has to take job creation and youth empowerment serious.

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Looks Flawless As She Covers House Of Maliq (Photos) by telad(m): 3:24pm On Jul 03, 2015
Miss Kedikeh lori horse, e kuro lonan mofe horse race.
Politics / Re: AGAIN !!!twin Blasts Kill 10 In Borno by telad(m): 3:19pm On Jul 03, 2015
bushdoc9919:


I think we need a Nigerian spestnaz.

If they will do the job, fine. I don't care who or what is used, all i want is a cure.
Politics / Re: AGAIN !!!twin Blasts Kill 10 In Borno by telad(m): 2:59pm On Jul 03, 2015
Thought the president had all the strategies mapped out, so far; (apart from moving commadn to Maiduguri) he has been repeating what Jonathan has done.
The fact that Chad,Niger and Cameroon were debating rotation of Multinational Joint Task Force shows they don't wish it to end soon.
I think the South African proxy was doing a great job till their contract was terminated and they are cheaper and more effective than this MJTF.
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Yemi Alade And Ice Prince In This New Picture by telad(m): 1:41pm On Jul 03, 2015
Iceprince hmmm if Pheno Phyno catch you. SMH for you lolsss.

Eating her hair like indomie is the latest way toshow your gal love oh, no dull.

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