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Gloriagee:
The message u sent is not something to worry about but her response abi her reaction na the one wey dey worry you. Dont worry you never start to see reaction, u hear.

Newton's third law is: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Your wife is really nice. She blocked u to keep herself from saying stuff she'll regret. U definitely can do better by being open minded n free from biases.

well done madam physicist

nototribalist:
My savings account balance is N90.
Experts in the house, it's there a way I can withdraw N50 from it?
I need it

buy 50naira airtime and sell to yyour friend to collect cash.

3gig ram would have made it a dope. That's if it has dual camera.

Ephramed:
please i saw this question somewhere an i cant figure it out

if "ALIVE" is written as "224184410" how can we write "DEAD"?

any idea please?

Multiply each alphabet's position by 2. A Position 1 * 2 = 2, L Position 12* 2 = 24,
I position 9 * 2 = 18, V position 22 * 2 = 44, and E position 5 * 2 = 10.

Therefore DEAD = 81028.

AONO:
Pls Nairalanders I need ur help, I made a payment of some money using Firstbank App since Wednesday d money has been deducted from my account but did not get to d other account and am nt in Nigeria presently to go and complain in Firstbank, pls can anyone help me with Firstbank costumer service number so I can call them. Thank you so much

You can Google it, or chat them up on the app, its faster.

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It's because the semen is thick which will Increase the thickness of the pe*is a bit which will add more pleasure that she will notice.

Try holding an empty pipe or hose, let someone put one end to a tap, u will feel a change in the pipe when water pass through where u r holding.

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Many web guys focus on the adaptive feature of responsive web design.

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RomeSankara:
Yes We really have to our expectations right but we must also have it at the back of our mind that Nigeria might not survive another four years of such poor leadership

you are on point.

RomeSankara:
Forget restructuring for now , our collective goal now should be sending Buhari out of Aso Rock to save the nation

we have to get our expectations right this time around, so that the same mindset we had in 2015 of chasing GEJ out first n getting it right after won't repeat itself.

RomeSankara:
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The question I guess is; how many days does it take a hen to hatch its egg? Ans is 21 option C. Mathematician too full Nairaland oh.

Trendy247:
I blank am tey tey my brother, dem just wan fall my hand Sha.. Lyk the one below too, though I selected D

It's actually 1 raise to power 0, a typo error I guess. the answer is 1.

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ole pelu Awon tohun yen, ore ni won

what of Am node vs Buhari? lolsss

This should also hold for the President of Islamic council of Nigeria, the Sultan should not hand over to the next one since they are relative

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Nwakannaya1:
Thanks.... Got it this evening.

Okay, success

Nwakannaya1:
Please could u resend it, just checked my box and could not find it. umahi_odi@yahoo.com

check your spam box

Nwakannaya1:
Pls I need it, if you can do me a favour, this is my email.... umahi_odi@yahoo.com

i have sent it to you bro, was busy throughout the week. Best of luck...

Nwakannaya1:
Pls I need it, if you can do me a favour, this is my email.... umahi_odi@yahoo.com

okay, will check later n send to you.