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Business › Re: See What Fuel Scarcity Has Caused At A Filling Station In Nigeria(Photo) by telad(m): 3:28pm On May 01, 2015
if person want hell, na to go gatecrash the queue with him own keg. lolsss
Politics › Re: South-east, South-south Groups Demand Self-determination by telad(m): 2:43pm On Apr 28, 2015
B69U:
Even without Nigeria, u can still help igbos to attain 100% marriage rate. Igbo men rarely marry outside their tribe anyway, so get those left overs or girls with nothing to offer after u turn millionnaire. it is our gain not yours.
there is love in sharing bro and IGBO gals do marry outside their tribes.
you guys have a lot to learn from d female folks.
Politics › Re: South-east, South-south Groups Demand Self-determination by telad(m): 2:18pm On Apr 28, 2015
AmucheJane:
For me is just better they divide this country, period. Nigeria is to big to be called a nation. Yorubas should support us so that we will leave their land as they have wished. The southerners have been contributing very well to the economy of this country. Hausas and yorubas are somuch afraid to lose us, if not so why have they not supported us to leave this country called Nigeria? By his grace, one day this country will be divided, Amen.
we like your gals now, please don't go.
Politics › Re: Ondo Deputy Governor Served Impeachment Notice by telad(m): 2:36pm On Apr 21, 2015
lolsss, Ali must go things. Nigeria legislatures have always been impeaching for political gains.
Health › Re: 6 Reasons Why You Should Shave Your Pubic Hair by telad(m): 10:43pm On Apr 20, 2015
akoshanti:
different strokes for different folks

God has a purpose for putting hair around your
vagina. So that foreign bodies will not easily get inside and cause infections . It also serves some other useful purposes.

you don't need to shave the hair around your vagina, just trim it when necessary with a good scissor when it grows over half an inch or 3/4 and inch

For if you shave them, you would experience unbearable itching around the vagina, you will feel uncomfortable wanting to scratch it , after a day or few days you can not tolerate the itching and it would create another infection and rashes will occur
lolsss oh gal, the scratching thing no be here oh.
Crime › Re: South Africans Photographed Stealing From Attacked Foreign Stores by telad(m): 11:16pm On Apr 17, 2015
omisakint:
The very moment a Nigerian is attacked the first tin our govt must do is to cease the operation license of mtn and multichoice. That what we called economic diplomacy. Seriously nigeria need an active foreign policy instrument. I pray buhari will give it to us.
plus shoprite, this is y I love America so much, their diplomacy is well brandy. I remember their response to N. Korea during d Sony hack/threat.
Health › Re: Irele Mysterious Deaths: Community Begins Spiritual Cleansing (photos) by telad(m): 10:35pm On Apr 17, 2015
muyeskin:
Did I just hear you say that? You are a Christian? You need to tell me more about Christianity
lolsss I'm saved if that's want you want for easy digestion.
Health › Re: Irele Mysterious Deaths: Community Begins Spiritual Cleansing (photos) by telad(m): 10:25pm On Apr 17, 2015
muyeskin:
What has civilization got to do with healing? I just but nod my head when I see happenings like this. So tell me, how many drums of water will they have to fetch and pour on that non living wood? When half of them can come together to seek God's face.
So you believe in God? this is what this people believe in too, let them be. Do you know that this is d origin of religious crisis, when u want to force your believe on others. If we want peaceful coexistence; its LIVE AND LET LIVE. I'm a Christian but I respect others faith, those who believe in church n mosque sud also perform their prayers n worship.
Health › Re: Irele Mysterious Deaths: Community Begins Spiritual Cleansing (photos) by telad(m): 10:18pm On Apr 17, 2015
when d commissioner for health Dr. Adeyanju was asked by one of its audience "sir, since it hasn't been medically proven to be Ebola n symptoms is strange, can it be spiritual?"
Commissioner: laughed n said "I won't want to comment on d spiritual aspect but we r working with WHO, experts in medical field to ascertain the cause n solution but so far its not Ebola but we r waiting for final lab result to eliminate any doubt. I want to appeal to everyone to remain calm as govt is on top of d situation, thanks."
Health › Re: Irele Mysterious Deaths: Community Begins Spiritual Cleansing (photos) by telad(m): 10:11pm On Apr 17, 2015
vheMa:
help me ask dem o sad some ppl dey talk say instead make dem go 4 medical check up. Doctors dey see beyond physical problemshuh #godsAtWork
lolssss i tire oh. it isn't Ebola, causes unknown, can't be ascertain scientifically. then what could it be if not spiritual. I believe in science cos I'm a good scientist but there are lots of things that science can't answer, hence my believe in spirituality.
Health › Re: Irele Mysterious Deaths: Community Begins Spiritual Cleansing (photos) by telad(m): 9:40pm On Apr 17, 2015
vheMa:
Better,nice move. Call a spade a spade,why deceiving ourselveshuh When we know what exactly d problem ishuh

Some ignorants will still "tag" this move aa foolishness whereas its the actual solution sad
Abi oh, some people with their over civilised mindset, if African gods r fairy tales, y did Nigerian constitution recognise traditional worshippers?
Politics › Re: Supporters Protest APC Lawmakers Fresh Plot To Impeach Fayose. by telad(m): 9:20pm On Apr 17, 2015
folahann:
This is not about PDP or APC ruling the state. It is about Fayose's lawlessness and his reign of Impunity. How can you victimise opposition lawmakers and use 7 out of 26 to pass bills and confirm appointments.
It is not done, up till now, those 19 lawmakers have not received their salaries since October.
I know, there are better ways to collect their salaries and fight this, I know its not now that the governor just started using 9 lawmakers. The impeachment sud av been done long ago, d timing is not just right for Ekiti now. His impeachment won't right d wrongs.
Health › Re: Demystifying The Mysterious Disease In Ondo State by telad(m): 9:09pm On Apr 17, 2015
d state governor has just addressed at 9pm that no Ebola so far in Ondo from preliminary results n its confirmed by WHO, we are waiting for final result to eradicate any doubt.

I believe this is spiritual, riverine side of Ondo state worship d god call Ayelala, Ondo town worship Ogun. but how can u tell WHO that its Ayelala that killed them, hence the need to satisfy the civilised folks by giving them what they want to hear. lolsss

there are no new cases unfolding and there won't be, it is what it is; traditions nothing more.
Health › Re: Demystifying The Mysterious Disease In Ondo State by telad(m):
DeRay98:
"Blood and CSF samples were taken from the victims that presented at the hospital and have been sent to LUTH for comprehensive assays."
Is it not pathetic that they have send Blood samples from On do state to LUTH in Lagos for analysis? Implying that either they don't a facility in Ondo state for performing such Lab analysis or they don't have competent personnel in the state. Either way it's a shame that the state cannot boast of a single medical facility with a world class functionality... Shame
so when blood samples of suspected Ebola patient in oau ile life was sent to Lagos for analysis, it shows the teaching hospital in oau is useless or lacks quality personnel. For your information gain fawehinmi diagnostic center in Ondo is a World class diagnostic center recognized by WHO n it can also test symptoms luth can't e.g lassa fever can only be tested n confirmed in few centers in Nigeria. So get your facts right before jumping unto conclusion.

Politics › Re: Supporters Protest APC Lawmakers Fresh Plot To Impeach Fayose. by telad(m): 7:31pm On Apr 17, 2015
Even if they impeach Fayose and his deputy, come may 29, a new speaker will emerge and will be PDP. hence, the state is still stuck on PDP, so what's d whole point about d impeachment. People sud just let d sleeping dog lies for peace sake, its too premature for another state of emergency.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Massive Celebration In Ado Ekiti by telad(m): 11:23pm On Apr 14, 2015
kennygee:
Amala and ewedu will be very plenty today.

grin
ekiti/Ondo people don't take amala, its pounded yam with vegetable soup all d way. lolsss
Politics › Re: PDP Wins Big As INEC Announces Ondo House Of Assembly Results by telad(m): 12:01pm On Apr 13, 2015
ajoskele:
Telad FM...market dey...d market women don disperse jarey
Lolsss, let's c how events unfold in Ondo state since next year is governorship election.
Politics › Re: PDP Wins Big As INEC Announces Ondo House Of Assembly Results by telad(m): 11:48am On Apr 13, 2015
ajoskele:
Please, if you are not resident in Ondo state and only read what people write online, I implore you not to post anything about my state. Though less violence was recorded, monetary inducements were done openly without hinderance.
#2,000/pdpvote in and around Akure. #4,000/pdp vote in Akoko and its environs(the stronghold of APC senator Prof. Robert Ajayi Boroffice, our next governor come 2017).
My friend, a staunch APC supporter in Ilaje, was nearly lynched by armed thugs.
We SHALL endure this impunity for the next two years.
We WILL never do the mistake of voting a tyrant again!!
big Ajos funra , how market now?
Nairaland General › Re: Do You Know How To Use This? Lol by telad(m): 12:44pm On Apr 10, 2015
And when the guy you are doing it to feel it and turn around to find the culprit, you pretend and look away or pretend to be busy doing something.

Those who sleep in class back then are living testimony. lolsss

Fast forward, won't this be nice on my gf.
Education › Re: Most Beautiful University In Northern Nigeria! What Do U Think? by telad(m): 10:32am On Mar 19, 2015
Brugo:
Beautiful, well manicured landscaping but common, uninspiring buildings.
Exactly, classical environment but lacks breath taking architectural design. All in all, a good and relax (from d pix) environment for learning.
Crime › Re: "I Know Where The Chibok Girls Are"-67Year Old BokoHaram Escapee Recounts Ordeal by telad(m): 3:14am On Mar 19, 2015
hmm I wonder what they gain taking d old woman in the first place. I pray God bring an end to bokoharam soon.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: PWC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2015 by telad(m): 8:36am On Mar 16, 2015
dadude:
Apply for the Elite Employee Quest 2015 using this link http:///1623ddb6 You can thank me latter.
NB: It is closing this week
Please check and verify your url link, its not working.
Family › Re: Reasons Why Many Young Men Are Unmarried And Lonely by telad(m): 7:17pm On Mar 06, 2015
THE ECONOMY
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Guys Nigerian Dump Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts by telad(m): 9:51pm On Feb 14, 2015
funmilayoB:
Thank god no 1 has ever gotten under my skirt
Punny for the gods lolssss
Politics › Re: MASSOB Introduces, Passport, Currency, Vehicle & Drivers Licences by telad(m): 12:12am On Feb 14, 2015
As much as I love 1 Nigeria, a balance one is what I'm agitating for. If any tribe thinks he's not getting that, he should be given d honor of safe exit.


Modified, if the Ibos thinks they can take the Yorubas for a ride, wake up from your slumber. I laff at your so called war strategy.
War is more of mental than physical. It took just a simple thought process to conquer briafra.

Final note, why do Ibos fear us than the Hausas in their quest for independence? You claim we arel cowards, but claimed we r d greatest murderer of Ibo people.

Bonus, aren't you scared that your political gladiators feel for d APC scam like you thought it to be.

Relaxed note, please IGBO KWENUH...!!!. Na joke oh, you know we r coward people. I won dey waka enter provisions stores safely oh. grin
Celebrities › Whitney Houston’s Daughter May Die On Anniversary Of Mother’s Death by telad(op): 6:29pm On Feb 11, 2015
Bobby Brown has reportedly decided to stop life support for his daughter with Whitney Houston on the anniversary of Houston’s death.

Family sources said that after doctors told Bobby on Feb. 5 that there was little left they could do for Bobbi Kristina, who has been in a medically induced coma at Emory University Hospital in Atlanta since she was found face down in her bathtub Jan. 31, he has realized “there is no hope,” TMZ reports.

Feb. 11 marks the three-year anniversary of Houston’s death. The singer accidentally drowned in a bathtub in the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Though unconfirmed, Whitney Houston’s mother Cissy allegedly wants Bobbi Kristina taken off life support the same day her mother died.

Source:
http://dailycaller.com/2015/02/10/whitney-houstons-daughter-may-die-on-anniversary-of-mothers-death/

Education › Re: This Is A Mathematics Braintest... by telad(m): 4:21pm On Feb 08, 2015
debolly:
Op good luck with the answer cos I don't want to try at all, I'm not good with mathematics!!!
Chai, SMH person go just marry fine gal like you and kids will be scoring low marks in Maths. And you will be like, their teacher no sabi teach, in my days I was 2nd best in maths in my class. lolsss
Politics › Re: We Won't Provide Security For February 14 Poll Unless Its Postponed - Military by telad(m): 7:38am On Feb 07, 2015
kurt09:
Am partially blaming Inec for this. We did voter's registration in 2011, after 4yrs over 20million eligible voters are yet to collect their PVC.
Most of that have been collected. I guess its mainly those registered of recent by those who lost theirs or have not reached the age limit at 2011. But most of this PVC yet to taken are fraudulently registered.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: PWC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2015 by telad(m): 6:44pm On Feb 05, 2015
The verbal needs more speed than numerical aspect. Just did mine today and I also answered the surface tension passage too. So u might be lucky too to get d surface tension question.

If you have video recorder software, just record the whole exam like I did and solve again at your leisure time to see where the errors lies.

Wish all of us success.
Christianity Etc › Re: 'Abuja Pastor Sent Prostitute To My Hotel Room' Says Gospel Singer by telad(m): 3:38pm On Feb 05, 2015
May d Lord help us all.
Politics › Re: Tompolo Replies Danjuma, Accuses Him Of Ignoring Apc’s Tirades by telad(m): 10:09am On Jan 30, 2015
bellychiz:
We reject war by thunder by fire eh jor oh I nefer marry oh
lolsss lmao oo ka e lara.
Politics › Re: Tompolo Replies Danjuma, Accuses Him Of Ignoring Apc’s Tirades by telad(m): 9:56am On Jan 30, 2015
ignis:
If this things continue heating up this way, I see the US prediction coming to reality.

BTW, no one is above the law. Anyone who makes any inflammatory statement capable of stirring up violence and bloodshed should be brought to book irrespective of Party.

Statements like these was what lead to mass bloodshed in 2011.
You are on point oh, the sane way we neglected book haram treats back then. Too much laxity on the part of security agents. Pray God continue to save us all.

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