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Zimri:
For as long as she can. Jasmine Monroe

zimri, one love, more grease on ur elbow, more vaseline in ur room

jeff1607:
If u see a cockroach egg unhatched, what will do or a rhinoceros battle turned on it's back (probably after a fight with it's mate) wet in u go do?

i love animals.
but i hate insects.

intersexsherry. pls stop posting wierd things. LGBT+ disgust me. look at even science. positive attracts negative. both likes repel. God did not create another man to accompany Adam. He created Eve. So why disobey God, and nature?

i am an extreme animal lover.
i love cats, dogs, any animal mention it apart from cockroaches and the likes.
but i can never donate my car, instead i can donate lot of cash because they are even more loyal and trustworthy than some human beings.

johnny sins is impressed

Noble1000:
see as them value Animal .. if this one is found in Nigeria... hmmmm inside pot

i am waiting for righteousness89 to come preach endtime message

on behalf of the vaseline crew, we award u carton of a 25kg vaseline to cool ur soul, for this very informative topic.
op u do well.....

lefulefu:
this is the type of woman of my dream

i know say u go like am..

my friends who went there to Yankee. immediately started ignoring my chats and messages �

come what is wrong with u bloggers sef?
op u are now my worst enemy.
can u imagine?
don't u know dat this thing u posted can ruin or cause quarrel between Mr ibu and his wife?

nwaezeemmanuel:
Abeg don't tag me in this context again

I'm seeing a person, a human being, not food!

lol.
I was just doing my job bro.
we love women.

thank me later

Often without taking note of important things that should or should not happen, we use the toilet. According to Healthy, there are some things that should not be done in a bathroom, and below are some:
Staying in the toilet for a long time
Have you ever been on the toilet for so long that people start thinking what's wrong? We're having that. In the shower, it's quiet. With a magazine, book, or more possibly, a smartphone, you can simply lock the door and sit uninterrupted. But for a little "me" time, you just need to find another place. Sitting too long in that position puts extra stress on the veins in the lowest part of your rectum; it can cause hemorrhoids if those veins swell or bulge. Hemorrhoids typically clear up within a week in certain situations, but in the meantime, they may be itchy, painful, and are the most common source of rectal bleeding.

Talk to your doctor to ensure that bleeding is not a symptom of colon cancer or another serious condition if you see any bright red spots on your stool or toilet paper after wiping. In order to treat persistent and painful hemorrhoids, he or she may also suggest over-the-counter creams or ointments.
Forcing too hard
Not only does training and holding the breath to get the stubborn stool out raise the pressure on the veins down there, raising the likelihood of hemorrhoids, but it may also contribute to anal fissures. When you push out big and rough, constipated poo, these small tears in the tissue that lines your butt hole will occur. Regular physical activity increases muscle activity in your intestines to help keep stool smooth for an easier escape, up to your fiber intake, drink plenty of fluids, and remain healthy. To maybe ease the need for pressure, consider squatting for a few seconds: that posture naturally aligns the intestinal tract in a way that can help move things along with less effort.
Failure to look at your poo
It's disgusting, of course, but seeing what comes out might hint at what's happening inside of you. A sign of good gastrointestinal health is the soft, smooth, and sausage-shaped stool; soft blobs with clear-cut edges are also perfect. But you may need to increase your fiber and fluid intake if your deposits are hard and lumpy. On the other side, poo that exits like pee may be caused by a mild case of food poisoning or allergy to food, an illness, or symptoms of more severe conditions, such as Crohn's or coeliac disease. In your digestive tract, floaters are most likely due to poor nutrient absorption or too much gas; pencil-thin bowel movements could suggest colon cancer. If you note a bright red or jet-black stool, a sign of bleeding, as well as some major and persistent changes in your bowel movements, keep an eye on the contents of your toilet, and speak to your doctor.

wow. Lefulefu, nwaezeemmanuel come and see food..

IntersexSherry:
am not weird

so stop acting like one. every of ur topic is about Transgender stuff, LGBT+, stop posting crazy stuffs.

me nko?

SILENTandSMART2:
How i wish i can slap the werey brain wey dey yaa head out and replace it with chicken or goat's own



You go juss come here to type nonsense,



Greenlight koor indigo dark nii



Werey niggy


Oboy seat down dey find green light when yaa mates are finding money,

then if we guys follow the signs called green light, the next post will "Men are so cheap".
kudos to red pill.
men are now having sense now.
and thanks to the sacrificial goat OZO for the world, the benefits of red pill.

BigJoe19:
Nairaland females and their useless posts

especially dat one day name is intersexsherry.
the girl is over wierd.

sirleke:
Thank u sir

No p.

I nominate sirleke..

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Jordan my niggarrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Ogbeni ehnnnnnn.. if i catch you one on one.....you dey get luck o.....if i catch you...na loud or skunk we go smoke till day break...then later we go go book hotel
....arrange some paid runs babe and enough bottles for you

lolz.
I tire for the guy too ooo.
wetin carry am enter unholy thread sef?

Cerebellum:
Thank you

just go to tutorialspoint.com. it is best site so far.

SenecaTheYonger:
What programming language do i need to study to create something like PUGB mobile, Call of duty mobile, etc. I'm more interested in their open world enviroment.

c# and C++
I advice u just learn Unity3D.
but bro u can't create pugb games all by urself.
u can only create games like temple run, danger dash, Candy crush, and some other games.

TheCvBank:
UI/UX
Database
App Dev

especially back-end developers, they are the ones who rule the world of programming.

chingle5:
Chairman abeg help my life ..... please come and teach me, I am stuck in that useless CSS .....that stuff is complicated I am staying in lagos, please chairman i am willing to learn in fact I will do anything I can wash house ,I can wash anything , I am a student of unilag .......in fact I am tire of that useless school ..........

bro.
go to tutorialspoint.com
thank me later.

Lordpeckxy:
I am a mobile developer, I develop for both Android and ios, I work with a software company, So far, I have made a little bit of millions from my end...am sort of living the company by the end of this year to create my own Company... Well Programming can be rewarding as long you know what you are doing and you know how to do it well... Seriously Just create an app service, or web service or any service, Then advertise your service,, when I mean Service I mean something like Facebook, Twitter, PayPal, Emilydates, Jumia, nairaland, reddict, Opay, something people can keep coming back to, do that and see your self become a millionaire...

but bro.
can I just jump into app development without learning a little of web development?

I actually saw it, I was very angry because I know the tricks so we'll. it is actually a Phishing site.
when u enter, they hack ur email. then from email to bank transaction, PayPal,and other things.
.
.
but each time, I try to post a picture, it gives me an error message saying "Empty Message"
Lala why?

e shock me

fati2001:
....hmmmm.

not again.....

fati2001:
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fati2001, u are also speechless like me. come what is wrong with all kids of nowadays. Every topic on Nairaland is all about Sex... Everywhere u go....