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Najdorf:
What app did you download that it failed? What particular language are you trying to learn? Any prior experience with coding?

Some this info is needed if you want more help.

let me add u on WhatsApp..

Karleb:
There are apps that allows you to run code on your phone. Do a Google search and download them then start coding.


What other help do you need?

I have done dat but it ended in tears.
pls recommend for me?

Karleb:
Yes

how bro? I need ur help pls

hello guys.
I have hearing a thread going on in the programming world about coding with phone.
Pls my programming gurus, how is it possible?
your help is needed.

op thunder will fire u. I just rushed to get my Vaseline but saw this rubbish.

almost ripe... mtcheew.

make way for sir Ubunja the Grand Master.

CaptainMarvel:
Google map is very in-accurate in Nigeria.

I swear.
sometimes I will search for a place but I will see a very old area, meaning dat they are showing a 5 yrs old pics.

Lord have mercy to guys. all this white ladies dey learn work na. a typical naija girl will take u to ShopRite and still spend ur money...

Bosch10:
guy u deserve Grammy award or Nobel prize for remembering that wafers buiscuits

lol. just Airtel 500 is ok...

Organsmuggler:
you are just an empty vessel,, omo ale wasted sperm

hmm.
miss.
there is a proverb dat says silence is the best answer to fool.

Organsmuggler:
stupid son of a b**ch

u are just filled with trashy things. madam, pls connect dat ur mouth to ur brain. stop spilling trash.

Organsmuggler:
na u dey for 1000 naira note? irrelevant nincompoop

ok.
lets play the game.
miss, dont u think because u are a lady dat doesn't i wont savage u.
i am not simp.
i treats everyone as equal.
u can turn out to be my worst enemy.
Danger: keep off.

dont marry becausei of her beauty, beauty fades.
marry her because of her wisdom, it never fades offf.
Na me talk am. Enjoy ur life gee

omo see natural pillow.
wow.
vaseline vaseline, i summon ur presence now.

but bro on a serious note, why beg a lady to marry u and even put her here on nairaland.
i cant beg a woman to love me talk less to marry me.
bro, i think u should end this because mark my words, u will regret it for the rest of ur life.
this is Simping android version 12 abeg.

na Kobe Bryant death shock me pass.
u guys could remember during the old days, when wafers biscuits, those thin 10 naira own, uses Kobe Bryant pictures as their design.
indomie generation can relate..
While seeing the list, i don know say the G.O.A.T
Michael Jackson go dey number 1.
zimri, you are doing well.

virginprincess:
I have not seen any nigeria man that is worth my tears, when i see that man i will know .

sorry ma'am.
but how will u know the man is worthy of ur tears??

Organsmuggler:
Bleep you and Bleep the admin... fvcking pussy ass nig**r

looks like u are playing fire young lady. .
u dont know me.
u can go and ask others about me..

[quote author=Organsmuggler post=96392881][/quote]not funny. i just checked ur profile. and i discovered u have been a nuisance and annoying here. u are new to nairaland. stop trying to act like a bitch. u will get banned by the admin.

[quote author=Organsmuggler post=96392612][/quote]i have a dick. u fucking gay...

MSGAMBLE9:
buh she look OLD

na ur wife. come go and return ur mummy phone.

Organsmuggler:

thunder will fire u.

lefulefu:
lil wayne has a big dauther as this?
shocking
anyway i am not really that much into boobs and fake boobs put me off more

ok so u want real natural manure not artificial fertilizers...

nwaezeemmanuel:
Haha

The thread already admits to it now. Looking at the two pictures, she definitely had her breasts pumped - the picture on the right is too different from the one on the left to be natural.

Plus, her breasts are overly round at the top. Perfect curves around the upper quadrant of the breast is a trademark of breast implants.

ahhhh.
oooohhhh.
ma nigga...
sense will not kill u.

lefulefu, lefulefu. come and see ur favorite meal?

nwaezeemmanuel, is this boobs fake?

Lightangel65:
Now I know why Chinese hates blacks stealing their ladies,
And India is like that cause the mostly raped and killed most of their women

No wonder India men no wan allow our Nigeria ladies rest for facebook.
Lol

only simps do that.
but i can relate to stalking my crush, trying every possible means just to see dat her. Then i discovered i was been fooled and Friendzoned
chaiii.
omo guys we mumu for gals oo..
Every Guy was once a Simp in life, before we took the red pill...

eat lot of fruit like banana, eat lot of fruits, nourish ur body well. porn na scam. but i saw on a blog like dat Soapy actually delays releasing. doing Soapy 10-30 mins before ur operation, it makes u last longer.. vaseline crew can relate. just avoid drugs.

jagaban002:
The sender is the greatest simp of all time if this real, no matter is class of wealth .

And the receiver wey Dey mention places , we all know those are d place they don order u .

No come Dey post one man give u 300k to Dey feel like classic Olosho , he wan use u do ritual because December don near Nd he may meet doom because u may have been used by another client already since u be Olosho .
Thank u

but the man junior brother and em mama, if dem beg am for money em no go gv ooo.