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Politics / Re: Lagos-Calabar Toll: N3500; Kano-Maradi Toll: Zero by Tellmeastory: 10:38pm On Apr 11
Validated:
Tinubu and Umahi should leave the coastal road for next government if they are bereft of sense.

You want to use the oil money from the coastal states to do a project and charge N3500 per toll for approx 14 toll points.

How much are you charging for the Kano-Maradi route please?

Tribalistic MUMU.

Since when did railway lines have toll booths?

Ewure.

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Politics / Re: Ogbonnaya Onu is dead! (Ex-Governor of Abia State dies at 72) by Tellmeastory: 8:39pm On Apr 11
72 was too young to pass.

Good journey to the land of our ancestors, Chief.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Hypocrisy: Anambrans Fetch Water From Very Dirty Stream by Tellmeastory: 2:55pm On Apr 11
OBI IS ALREADY SURE OF ANAMBRA VOTES, SO HE HAS NO NEED FOR THOSE FOLKS BY THE STREAM.

SO NO BOREHOLE BONANZA FOR THEM.

SAD BUT TRUE.

BUT IF YOU ARE IN THE NORTH, YOU ARE A HOT CAKE FOR OBI RIGHT NOW.

HE’S COMING WITH A BOREHOLE.

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Crime / Re: ⭕️ Vietnamese Tycoon Sentenced To Death For $12bn Corruption by Tellmeastory: 2:47pm On Apr 11
MrBrownJay1:
thats why i love some of these Asian laws...they dont fukc around with these crimes.

“Some of these Asian laws” also involve thousands of jailed political dissidents and serious human rights abuses.

Plus you only have an OUTSIDER’S view of this Vietnamese case.

Firstly, the amount she embezzled was $44 billion, not $12 billion. Hence the national outrage and death sentence.

Secondly, in Vietnam itself the people are calling it ‘selective justice’, saying that there are many other bankers doing the same thing, and that it is the northern political oligarchy trying to slow the economic dynamism of the south.

Remind you of somewhere?

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Travel / Re: Gatwick Airport Finally Acknowledges The Addition Of Nigerian Carrier Air Peace by Tellmeastory: 11:58am On Apr 11
aljharem:
Whether they praise whether they don't praise. Nigerians will use Air peace.

We will use our own

SIMPLE.

Nothing more to add.

And I will travel with AIR PEACE even if the foreign airlines have reduced their fares!

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Religion / Re: Russia Now Worships The Real Black Jesus. Nigerians, How Far? by Tellmeastory: 3:50am On Apr 11




Religion / Re: Russia Now Worships The Real Black Jesus. Nigerians, How Far? by Tellmeastory: 3:44am On Apr 11




Religion / Re: Russia Now Worships The Real Black Jesus. Nigerians, How Far? by Tellmeastory: 3:41am On Apr 11
The Hebrews were represented as BLACKS throughout Europe until the late 17th century when the images began to be whitened, as European racism increased in the thick of the transatlantic slave trade.

Here are the original depictions from across Europe, mostly found in their oldest churches.





THEY KNOW: Ukraine

Religion / Re: Russia Now Worships The Real Black Jesus. Nigerians, How Far? by Tellmeastory: 3:31am On Apr 11
FxMasterz:


There's no picture of Jesus anywhere in the universe. No one took His picture when He was on earth. Anyone telling you Jesus was white or black is a liar.

Those images taken from the so-called ancient vaults in Russia do not look ancient at all. Everything was fabricated.

Worship the Lord Jesus in Spirit and in Truth only. Any allusion to colour is irrelevant and spiritually inconsequential.

SHUT UP THERE.

WHAT WAS FABRICATED?

BECAUSE IT IS BLACK PEOPLE, IT MUST BE FABRICATED, ABI?

IF IT WAS WHITES, IT WOULD BE REAL IN YOUR COLONISED HEAD, ABI?

YOU SLAVE.

EVEN THE BIBLE DESCRIBES THE HEBREWS AS BLACKS IN MANY VERSES.

BUT NO. MR BRITISH BRAINWASHED SLAVE WILL SAY THE BIBLE IS LYING.
Culture / Re: Kabiru Agbabiaka Is Dead! Osolo Of Isolo Dies At 64 by Tellmeastory: 9:46pm On Apr 10
Elzazzi:


64 years old so young angry

You be small pikin. That's why 64 seems old to you.

I bet you're less than 25 yrs old.

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Politics / Re: Why Is Obi So Stingy To Build Such A Tiny Borehole In Zaria? by Tellmeastory: 7:45pm On Apr 10
ibechris:
This shows that u lack sense...what ur father can't do for people is what u are bullying another person father for.

Do u have borehole in ur house...do u even how water is pumped?

Just keep quiet with ur hate.



I don’t have a borehole in my house.

I have running water, and don’t need a borehole.

I know you’ve never seen such in your life. That’s why you think everyone needs a borehole.

Village man.

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Politics / Re: Why Is Obi So Stingy To Build Such A Tiny Borehole In Zaria? by Tellmeastory: 7:33pm On Apr 10
PresidObi:


Everything Peter Obi built as governor of Anambra is still standing, check his 10 lane roads he built because the FG refused to build it in Onitsha, never been repaired in 16 years.


But Soludo said his brewery has not a yielded a single penny in profit!
Politics / Re: Why Is Obi So Stingy To Build Such A Tiny Borehole In Zaria? by Tellmeastory: 7:19pm On Apr 10
Ofunaofu:
Another one

The conclusion is that he will be similarly stingy when sourcing the right contractors to build infrastructure as president, and start building sub-standard infrastructure or none at all, since I recall he once said he doesn’t like infrastructural development, but prefers education, health, etc.

The man just reasons like a village headmaster.

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Politics / Why Is Obi So Stingy To Build Such A Tiny Borehole In Zaria? by Tellmeastory: 6:53pm On Apr 10
Why is Obi so stingy?

If you want to do something, do it well.

You are a multi millionaire in dollars.

Please oga respect yourself and stop this type of miserly donation.

It doesn’t augur well for your presidential ambition. undecided

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Politics / Re: Again, Atiku Asks Tinubu To Reveal Full Cost Of Lagos-calabar Highway Project by Tellmeastory: 6:32pm On Apr 10
ATIKU, WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR MONEY?

WHY ARE YOU SO STINKING RICH AND LIVING LIKE A LORD IN DUBAI?

WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THAT MONEY, MR ATIKU?

THAT IS THE FIRST QUESTION YOU MUST ANSWER BEFORE CRITICISING THE GOVERNMENT.

AS LAWYERS SAY, ‘HE WHO COMES TO EQUITY MUST COME WITH CLEAN HANDS’.

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Politics / Re: Borehole Controversy: I Am Disappointed In Obi - Tonto Dikeh by Tellmeastory: 6:28pm On Apr 10
The funny thing about the borehole is how the words spelling his name covered the whole tank. grin

Very classless.

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Politics / Re: No Nigerian Should Use Words Like We/Our When Nigeria Is Being Discussed by Tellmeastory: 6:12pm On Apr 10
This your joblessness is starting to affect you in a scary way.

Dude, go and hustle like your mates and stop disturbing people.
Religion / Re: Russia Now Worships The Real Black Jesus. Nigerians, How Far? by Tellmeastory: 6:08pm On Apr 10
Entusky:
Mtcheeeew
Ah tink say na dat paedophile mohammad nd hin gods dem start dey worship

Please, what has Mohammed got to do with this topic?

Honestly we have some very strange characters on this Nairaland.
Religion / Re: What Happens When We Die ? by Tellmeastory: 5:20pm On Apr 10
The white man has LIED to you about what happens at death.

What you call death is simply a shedding of your physical body and returning to your immortal condition of existence and consciousness.

Do you know that when you DREAM, it is your immortal Consciousness or Soul that is going around experiencing other realms and realities while your physical body ‘sleeps’?

When you ‘die’, you BECOME that person you are in your dreams, but with full awareness. Full consciousness.

In fact, in that condition, the Earth life you just came out from feels like a dream.

The OTHER SIDE is the Real World, and we ALL transit there as a NATURAL matter of course regardless of our religion beliefs or lack thereof.

Even atheists transit.

When you reach there, nobody will need to tell you there’s God, as it’s evident, and nobody will punish you because you did not believe in God as an Earthling.

They UNDERSTAND.

In fact you are treated like a hero there for the achievement of living an Earth life.

It is said that some people are given a welcome reception there by their friends on that side.

Yes, we all have friends over there whom we left behind to live this Earth journey.

When you reach there, you will remember them.

Before we are born on Earth, a memory veil is placed on us, so we don’t remember who or what we are, ie immortal beings who have probably lived several Earth lives.

Even today, some people have been subjected to Hypnotic Regression Therapy where they are put under hypnosis, and questions asked them about their previous lives, and their general life on the Other Side.

Read the book, Journey of Souls by the American hypnotic regressionist, Michael Newton.

So, that information is in You. Somewhere deep in your subconscious.

You are a POWERFUL immortal being.
Religion / Russia Now Worships The Real Black Jesus. Nigerians, How Far? by Tellmeastory: 4:55pm On Apr 10
”From this day forward, let us proclaim our nation under the guidance of Black Jesus..''

- President Vladimir Putin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl7XjXrVnzQ&ab_channel=BlackJournals

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ''We Only Worship The Black Jesus In Russia'' - Vladimir Putin by Tellmeastory: 4:15pm On Apr 10
Aaronsrod:


Tell them. But they will not listen!

Only a fool will worship a black Jesus.

As for me and mine we shall find favour with our one and only Lord.

WHEN YOU REACH THE GATES OF HEAVEN AND MEET YOUR BLACK MAKER, AND BEHOLD HIS PITCH BLACK COLOUR, HE WILL GIVE YOU A ONE SECOND SMILE BEFORE TOSSING YOU INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE.

“I SHOWED THEE WHO I WAS, AND THOU REJECTED ME. SO GET BEHIND ME SATAN….AND ROAST IN THIS FIRE FOREVER!”
Foreign Affairs / Re: ''We Only Worship The Black Jesus In Russia'' - Vladimir Putin by Tellmeastory: 4:09pm On Apr 10
Obrigardo:


There are true mentally ill patients on nairaland. Just like you see those mad people eating from the gutters and dustbins, you'll also see them online like this poster.

BUT YOU ARE THE ONE WORSHIPPING A FAKE WHITE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED!

WHAT FORM OF MADNESS BEATS THAT?

EVEN AFTER YOU’VE BEEN SHOWN THAT HE NEVER EXISTED, YOU INSIST ON WORSHIPPING HIM BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WORSHIPPING GOD OR TRUTH.

YOU ARE WORSHIPPING THE WHITE MAN.

JUST AS HE FLOGGED AND BRAINWASHED YOU TO WORSHIP HIM.

YOU ARE HIS SLAVE.

AND A DISGUSTING, PATHETIC, REPULSIVE CARICATURE.
Politics / Re: APC To Governor Adeleke: Stop Twerking In Lagos & Abuja Nightclubs, Face Govt. by Tellmeastory: 3:41pm On Apr 10
Siberia01:
grin
The dancing Governor
Lmao
Africa still has a long way to go ..
Darwin should explain if we didn't complete our evolutionary trend
It seems we can't get anything right....
75million dollars osun state money for PJ grin

Every story is an opportunity to display your racial inferiority complex.

Stupid dunce.

Only you stupid, brainwashed, white worshipping Nigerian moro.ns reason like this. Other Africans and the black diaspora do not talk like this or feel inferior to other races.

You and your dirty mother did not “complete your evolutionary trend”.

Leave us out of your brainwashed madness.
Politics / Re: Borehole Completed By LG Chairman In Ketu Vs Borehole By Former Governor by Tellmeastory: 9:41am On Apr 10
tuborme:
People no get sense in this country.

Someone is building boreholes that will work with or without light all over the country with his hard earned money and you are comparing it with someone who uses government money at overbloated budget to do a project that may not even work for once. The reasonable question you don’t ask is who pays for the maintenance and power for this your Ketu borehole?

Peter Obi is doing what is called sustainable development. This his borehole will work once there is a human being in that community.

Get quality education… you won’t.

Una go explain taya

Travel / Re: Devilish Conspiracy, Air Peace Boss Onyema Slams Foreign Airlines Over Price Cut by Tellmeastory: 9:26am On Apr 10
seunmsg:


Here we go again. Hateful and envious Yorubas have aligned with foreign Airlines to bring down an Igbo man’s business. Everyone in the world is against the Igbo man.

@LegendHero, you see what I’m saying? With senseless obidients running their mouths everywhere and wearing the airline with an ethnic attire, there is no way they can appeal to the sense of patriotism of other Nigerians.


Honestly, they are a disgrace in the way they behave.

But don't forget many, if not most of them were IPOB elements before turning Emergency Nigerians, and transforming to 'Obidients'.

They're secessionists and traitors masquerading as 'Nigerians'.

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Sports / Re: Super Falcons Dance To Celebrate Victory Over South Africa In Olympics Battle! by Tellmeastory: 9:13am On Apr 10
Melagros:
COMRADES, congratulations to the girls

Indeed. The girls fought like tigers.

The angry faces in the South African crowd as the game drew to an end made my day. grin

Their faces said ''Damn. Nigeria again messing us up. Who did we offend in this world?''

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Sports / Super Falcons Dance To Celebrate Victory Over South Africa In Olympics Battle! by Tellmeastory: 9:04am On Apr 10
Well done, girls. grin grin

Celebrations galore in Johannesburg, after Nigerian victory to secure the Olympics ticket.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxvRGwjXvJU&ab_channel=AdemolaVictorTv
Foreign Affairs / Re: ''We Only Worship The Black Jesus In Russia'' - Vladimir Putin by Tellmeastory: 10:48am On Apr 09
Kingsnairaland:
Jesus is not black and doubt putin said this many use fake translation in video making to get views

We know this because David is white we know this because his son has long hair and his daughter fair and beautiful in the bible.

You must be out of your mind.

Did you actually watch the video?

What…you think Vladimir Putin drew those paintings himself?

Ignorant freak of nature.

Go on Google Images and type ‘black Madonna’.

You will see hundreds of ancient European church images of ‘Jesus and Mary’ depicted as BLACKS.

So you can keep lying to yourself. When you reach the Other Side and see that your Maker is PITCH BLACK IN COLOUR, you will get sense.
Politics / Re: The Greatly Improved Nigerian Premier League - A Silent Success by Tellmeastory: 9:15am On Apr 09
Chinjo2:
I wish Nigeria Football can take over Africa just as Nigeria Music and Videos is doing.

It's a matter of TIME. cool
Politics / Re: The Greatly Improved Nigerian Premier League - A Silent Success by Tellmeastory: 9:14am On Apr 09
Paraman:
I got tired of the mediocrity, so I had to stop following the league since 2011

It has improved a lot since 2011 dude.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Penis Disappearance In Ghana - Men Report Lost Penis After Touch By Stranger! by Tellmeastory: 3:47am On Apr 09
meum:
E don reach dat side?

If this thing is really true, then half the population of men would be walking around without p3n1s

Ghana is just a smaller version of Naija.

Even the ethnic groups there, some migrated from Naija in the olden days.
Foreign Affairs / Penis Disappearance In Ghana - Men Report Lost Penis After Touch By Stranger! by Tellmeastory: 3:41am On Apr 09
Penis Disappearance Phenomenon Rocks Ghana As Men Report Missing Manhood After Touch By Strangers.

Ghanaians Discuss Worrying Trend:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg2qsYN4OBo&ab_channel=KwadwoSheldonStudios

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