₦airaland Forum

MrsChima:


Ask your mammy.

MrsChima:
I am in China.

MrsChima:
I can't control the auto correct feature on my device! I know it is nwoke but this dumb phone doesn't!

MrsChima:
How far awoke?

MrsChima:
Sorry to bust your bubble....you are replaceable as well.

Airforce1:
Cool

Na #Godwin

I may no be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

If my songs no take me to Aso rock, No be my mama born me.

Album almost ready...
.......there's no stopping me now.

Guy, u sure sey ur girl friend grandmama never tie ur destiny?

Mightyify:
I just discovered that i have this striking resemblance with Zahra Buhari. Check out the picture below. God please complete what you have started... I deserve a room in Aso rock as well.

idupaul:
Owu de blow people for Nairaland sha.

Imagine him saying, "the Op still has time coming to nairaland even with the 1.2 million dolls he has accumulated. Shoro ni yen??

haibe:
yea.. like mikel obi .. and the guy comes to nairaland wella sef.. just that not everyone knows

Gbossaaaaa

EggovinMma:

UNFORTUNATELY,THIS IS THE BITTER TRUTH!
I HARDLY VISIT MY FACEBOOK UNLESS SOMEONE TAGS ME OR SENDS NOTIFICATION MESSAGES.
SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT TO EVEN WRITE.

We don't even know you to believe this report .

bigheart2013:
Sir, how does someone with $1.2mil have time for Nairaland? I really envy you. I wish I could have such a biz where you make such a money and still have this type of time.

sassygal:
please which area is your place? let me know if I have to relocate. so many stories of creatures being killed, please save someone by indicating locations.

my heart is is my throat now

cococandy:
actually you didn't insult me.

You do have an issue with ladies' puccies though.
It has always been a theme in your posts.
you need not pretend your friend was telling you about his girl's puccie. #awkward.

This your thread is just one more avenue to vent against this particular part of the body that makes you angry for reasons best known to you.

That is the problem we need to all join hands and work on. How may we help you Di Di?
If I find one sexy babe for you, will you drop this your campaign?

You sef try clean your pucciee... I detest gurls with smelly puccyyy. That guy was right.

2SWT:
Lol...

U must be one of these typical unromantic
Nigerian guys

cowgirl9090:
I happened to have met a guy,we exchanged contact and smiles.

I wasn't comfortable because he met me around my home and now he already knows how and when to find me.


and just like I had predicted he came around the following day hoping to see me and he did but to my greatest surprise he started like a nursery school pupil reciting a well known poem... . " Baby I love you
. Baby I need you. . You are all I need
. I will die for you
. Every time I think
about you
. My heart beats"

I still Haven't blinked. I replied almost immediately "I SEE" followed with "can you please excuse me my mum just called me,see you some other time, still holding my breath i walked away towards home.

I received the shock of my life the following day been a Sunday evening when I approached the gates and saw him. The following ensued..

guy: (spreads his arms to hug me and pout lips to kiss me!)
me : (draws back) what are you doing here!
guy: hug me, its not a big deal you know?
me : it is. you are a total stranger . today is Sunday and I can understand that you are "high" tomorrow when you don "cool" we talk.

I had to get a cab to a friends place because climbing that lonely stair with him still there may result to something else. I warned him never to come near me again and further deleted his number.

Why is it that some guys are so quick to profess love within few days of meeting is it love or lust or their is this bad intention behind such act. but I also noticed that its rampant among well endowed ladies!

9niceguy:
Abeg, any job show for IB am tired of here seriously.
I stays akobo side

No wonder wey u never get job uptil now, with this ur Amala English..."I stays"