₦airaland Forum

optimusprimer:
Ewoooohhhh DAPADA!!!!!

See ur finger dey point ur pada for village
EWU

Arindin omo, you wey dem suppose forget for dustbin, Come here dey put that ur gworo mouth for senior men talk. Omo ale jati jati

hedonistic:
Maybe the Ching Chang Chuu guy should grant D'Banj a World Bank loan to pay his cumulative house rent and offset his debts. I'm sure D'Banj would appreciate that more than Facebook commendations for charity work.

Falls into iya basira's pot of soup

optimusprimer:
This is highly commendable. Meanwhile, I read the post on his wall and was surprised to see one ill mannered ibo man begging Kim for money. The guy begged and even said if Kim can borrow him he will pay back. That he wants to use it for business and he's a good cook. I felt embarrassed. Having so many international personalities commending Kim recognised a youth for a job well done, d ibo man was d first Nigerian there, and trust me he made a mess.
We all need money. But u guys shouldn't put the cart bfr the horse. It's never gonna end well that way.
And that's why I'm breaking up with my ibo girlfriend too... I might have money but I'm not an ATM

nnannaidoko:
learn to be tolerant. If not, you are really doomed. I guess in your mind, Christianity is perfect.

Obinovictor:
What are you saying?

French

Obinovictor:
Depends on your definition of a restaurant

Wetin be definition again??..You no see wetin dem write put for us??..Abeg no near there oo, make dem no arrest you sjoin

ferhyntorlah:
Mehn! This lady is sooooooooo pretty.
I'm awed at GOD's work anytime I see her.
How did the two of them meet?

They met in my house. Come to my house; u could be lucky too

Ramanto:
You are funny sir. Killings of inocent souls are fobidden in Islam.I'm surprised u didn't know all this while.

No, i thought its a hobby, judging from what i see on daily basis. Are you sure its not like a football match to you muslims??

Ramanto:
The fact that you can't swear that you haven't fornicated in the past doesn't make fornication right. So it doesn't matter if i can or can't swear that I haven't shaken hands with the opposite sex in the past. Islam simply forbids it and that is all

Krasid:
Eternal boredom awaits you.

Barca till you receive deliverance

natas22:
Abeg leave op she is been honest, hardly you see gals this day been honest and i hardly commend women on nairaland but she is cute.


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IVORY2009:
How does dis relate to the topic @ hand? Smh..

But bro, why is she poor??...Bus and trekking Na the same Na.

oromankirisi:
..well I didn't put either her name or phone number in the post, besides I think it'd be more beneficial if more people know about it

Are you poor??...You can't take flight??

Twaci:
I am nervous.

But thanks to u guys, I am encouraged to move on

johnson157:
Goatzilla,cat fish peppersoup, akamu brain, product of a broken gold circle whom postinor 2 failed to flush out,dix ur brain wld have bin useful 2 sum1 else. Go ask ur mom y u bleeping look like ur former landlord bk in ghana. Son of a bleeping second handed urchin.

Thought i was ON with a reasonable being. ON TO THE NEXT ONE, ABEG ...Yu no get talk for mouth

johnson157:
Dat after leg don touch ur papa and ur mama. Mr puccie head,it only take a cultist to know one and dats y I knew ur bastad fada was 1 no worry dem go soon shoot am.

Dogson, A case of a child owning a Trull for a mom. Ignoramus product of a quickie turn belle. That unfortunate man taking Care of another man's child, is whom I pity... ....Anuofia

handie:
son, there's no gain in foolishness

Who's your son??

handie:
this boy, will u go and return that phone? Daddy will soon be back from church.... Can u make bold to say none of ur immediate or extended family member belongs to a fraternity? Why can't u just surprise me for once and act with wisdom?

IdiAmin1:
What is her name and where is she from 'cos I have this feeling she's from my friend's place.

They call others k1dnappers, fake parts seller and Alaba money r1tualists yet they are so lazy to work hard.

Na Seun Osewa sister--Yoruba...Too bad

Uyi168:
...ur family qet sense at all?

Another cultist. Can you tell us how you were initiated??.. How many cup of goat blud did you drink??

johnson157:
Police don arrest ur wayward fada wey dey junior eiye for ur area. Monkey