₦airaland Forum

modelboy:
Chill what does this man do for a living

He does a does for a living

handbagss:
Met this very cute guy on my way out I was in a hurry so we exchanged numbers. He called me and we got talking. After some weeks, He asked to come and visit me...

He eventually came, we started talking, suddenly this guy started making some funny moves, I was just looking at him. He held my hands and was talking very close to my face, telling me how much he loves me and wants to be with me.

while he was busy blabbing, I was busy holding my breath... His mouth odour was epic, plus his body odour ( handsome guy o)
I almost passed out, had to give him a silly excuse just for him to go. Thank God he left.

THE END
LESSON: Pls, guys and babes,those of u that like talking very close to people like u want to kiss them, brush your teeth regularly and always go out with Minty sweets or gums, its important.

we have cheap body spray or roll on, for Christ's sake, buy them and use them!

Thanks.

Can i come try my own luck??

doctokwus:
It was a poorly scripted drama as far as I am concerned.
There is no where in the world a security agency sets out to arrest somebody and allows d culprit to sit in his toilet for 6 good days while they are in the sitting room probably enjoying his cognac and champagne.
For all I know Kashamu and the agents where probably playing 'ludo' or 'whot' game together over vodka while laughing at how gullible Nigerians can be to any story thrown at them!

ba7man:
Continue putting other people's effort down.

I don't even have to know u to know you still live with your parents nd you're older than. Reekado banks.

ba7man:
If you don't respect other people's achievements no matter how big or small, you might never achieve yours.


No be swear, you will never build a house for your parents, let alone yourself with this mindset.

@topic, put a fresh coat of paint on the building and round up the flooring and we're done.

I'm sure a few more shows will handle that.

Ode, Where is it written in the bible??. Mumu pikin...Oversabi Na em go kill u

Sweetyie:
Epilepsy stunt. That's d name.

You carry paint wey I suppose use paint house, take paint your mouth ...And one wonders why paint is so expensive

Airforce1:
if he wear giuseppe zanotti or alexander mcqueen now, dem go say na "show off or been Childish"

He wear slippers and this people still dey complain

Shaking my head for Nigerians




Kcee Limpopo looking fresh like a new born baby

Guy, why una matter dey always revolve around " FRESH FRESH"??...Please make money and stop talking like a poor boi

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]My God, this is so funny.

ROTFL.[/color]

Funny?? .....How??

Imanuelle:
Why would I buy Don Jazzy's stickers?


I'll rather pay someone to develop mine with my face.

You wey never chop belleful self dey talk. Guy, no provoke me oo

lilcashking:
Finally, the 4th President of the 4th Republic was declared President on the 4th Month of the yearafter contesting for the 4th time and sworn-in on the 4th Friday of the month, for a 4 year term.

Lies

AnneMomoh:
At his age , he has to cut down on the coke and fanta

Doctor

teewhydope:
I think its high time you dropped that weed

Why you dey vex?