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baynix: Somebody posted this on my Facebook:

I used to be Agnostic... But today i turned to an Atheist! I took my 3rd Jamb Last saturday... And the God who i had so served diligently, gave me 156. Not that i didnt study for the exam, or something but i dont just know what happened. The little faith i used to have in the existence of God, ended this morning after i saw that result! From now henceforth, no more Church services, no more 'our father', no more 'Hail mary'. From today henceforth i'll live as a free man bonded to no fairytale called 'Religion'!

- Chijioke Eze

His Fellow Atheists.. The Ministry Is Moving!!

i laugh in my mother's tongue

it beats my imagination over things like this. Why do you choose to remain a church goer instead of being a faithful believe of Christ. Like u said you studied for exam,to what scope did you study? My friend exam is not the true text of knowledge if you failed in your jamb exam it simply tells you to add more effort in your studies instead of turning an Atheist.

Has God not given you everything needed to pass the exam? your brain! yet you want God to perform miracle so that you could remain a believe. no way!

Believe it or not two ways are set for you to choose. Heaven or Hell make your choice, no body is begging you to believe as we shall all stand before the judgement sit of Christ.

here is the link http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme4/

Please am having some issue with my server system. How do i configure my server (2003) to be able to control the systme through the server.

Please help me!

He said contrary to the picture the report painted, the present administration has remained the most transparent government since the return of democracy to Nigeria.

transparent indeed!

just deceiving their selves

Okon.akpan:
She threatened divorce not long ago. I think she is fed up with our marriage cos she is not having her way as she wants. There is always quarrel whenever things are not done her way cos she want to be in control.

chaiii....."BAD MARKET" if she threatens u with divorce tel her she is long due for divorce, act as if u meant every word u said since that can solve the problem and see if she will not come to her senses.

all this women wey get bed but no kn how to lie on it.

a1solution: Before u approach a lady raise ur manhood up fly your shirt and use ur belt to hold it.

bad guy

pleep: I say 20, thats when im doing it!

you got to have these 3 things:

1. A car.

2. A job

3. Enough money to pay for insurance, rent and everything else

if at 20 you are able to acquire all this here in Naija then consider your self a THIEF?

menm.... with MoNeY everything is PoSsiBiE

i Dn't even know what to say now, cus Jona's problem is a weak and confused one as i regard.......





I JUS DEY WAKA DEY PASS

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Oh! this is beautiful

its really annoying me right now

Founded by Nigerian-born gay, Rev. Rowland Jide Macaulay, House of Rainbow, which came to Nigeria in 2006, is “an inclusive and affirming religious community open and welcome to all people including intimate minorities and marginalised people, a monthly gathering of ‘people of faith’ for ‘prayer and praise’, which focuses on the person’s journey towards reconciliation of sexuality and spirituality.”

Chaiiii God is watching ooooo...........

People in my area (Elioparanwo) has forgotten anything PHCN light. Light is been rationed since Adam and the little 2hrs per day of every 3 days in a week is not even enough for them (PHCN) now they have reduced to 0hrs yet at the end of the Month they will come to demand for their unserviced money. Sometimes i consider them as been insane. May God save us from the hands PHCN.

Am so grateful to God for making me achieve 50% of ma set goals in 2012
for preserving me, ma family, relatives, friends, neighbours, mere acquaintances, etc
For the great love that he has for me and my beloved family.

And also thanking him for the undone and to make me achieve 100% of ma goals in 2013.


I say to him alone be ascribed glory forever and ever. Amen.........

So I don't consult Mayan calendars or predictions to understand the future, Bible has all foreknowledge and is scientifically ahead of its time.

well spoken!

O.M.E:
not funny man..you have just violated the constitution guiding jokes about akpos...akpos isn't meant to be smart..he is a dull guy...and the part when the teacher said akpos isn't meant to know anything about Nigeria since he is new..so pls @op tell us the country akpos is from

Akpos is from an unknown country.

The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing
some Nigerian history." The Lecturer asked
who said, "I shall return to die in the land of
my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces,
except for Akpos, who had his hand up.
Akpos replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"
"very good!" said lecturer.Then she asked
again, who said, "The land use act will feed
the nation?" Again, no response except from
Akposh: "Obasanjo, 1976."The Lecturer
snapped at the class; "class, you should be
ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our Country,
knows more about our history than you do."
The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana
must go". "who said that?" she demanded,
Akpos put his hand up, "Buhari 1984."
At that point, a student at the back scornfully
said; "Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The
Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now,
who said that?" Again, Akpos
said,"Babangidato Abiola, 1992."
Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled " I dey
laugh ooh" Akpos smilled back and said
Obasanjo to Atiku 2001.
Now furious, another student yelled; "Oh
yeah! Eat this!" Akpos jumped out of his chair
waving his hand and shouting to the
Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to
Abacha, 1998"
Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said;
"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll
kill you."
Akpos frantically yelled at the top of his voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class
gathered around her on the floor, someone
said; "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!"
Akpos
whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007"
Someone angrily said; "Dont answer him, he
is a fool" Akpos smiled replied; "Obansanjo to
IBB, 2011"
Now the Lecturer manage to get up and asks
Akpos; pls, who're you? Show your self..Akpos
jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO
HARAM, 2012.


laugh and forget your name joor

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Linguist: I haven't deleted my late dad's number since august last year cos I still try his number just hoping he will pickup, its a year plus and am still in denial stage not wantn to delete it. Don't think I will now. So to answer dat its a personal thing, u can decide to keep or delete it.

u better stop trying the line, because if by peradventure he picks the call hmmmmmm, he's definitely telling you to come home. Be Warned!

ebankole: Pardon my rhetoric humdrum way of expression,be that as it may,Its vexes me whilst i ponder about my LG and see an ineffective presence and a daily basis 1billion 300m being embezzled one gov or the other.Hence my belief that evry citizen shud be entitle to a monthy benefit etc,with this we have less crime,ritulist,poor etcetera...and then take it from there

You are right bro!

GEJ will be coming on board tomorrow on a media chart

i urge you to ask him same question

13 - 14 hrs a day