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Gud morning nairalanders, pls i got a mail yesterday from diamond concept ikeja lagos to come for an interview session tomorrow. I didnt apply for d job though and i dont know if it is genuine. Pls does anybody know anything about diamond concept and wat they do?

Befor i answer u, abeg where re your eyes?

U resemble human being.

IdowuIGBO, i throway salut give u.



@op, shud i say u re foncused or u dey craze? Cos u dont know wat ui wans? U were happy/disappointed dat he didnt make any move wen u met. Are u alright? #simple qweshun#

Y she com open mouth like drakula? She wan kiss abi she wan swallow?

She hasnt gotten d powder dat maches her complexion. She isnt as beautiful as she used to be. She looks wild dis days. #IMO#

She hasnt gotten d powder dat maches her complexion. She isnt as beautiful as she used to be. She looks wild dis days.

Cutting off d head is not d cure for headache. I wil advice u to stop. Dere is a friend dat sticketh closer dan a Brother, than is God, take ur marriage to God in prayers and i can assure u dat ur home wil be restored.

When will u all understand dat they are human beings like us, they have a life, ther are not immune to anger and reactions like us. Anybody kud hav behaved like dat.

This is no longer comedy, dis is stupidity @ its peak. I tink his family shud start considering yaba left or okija juju asap.

Waow! Dats a gud 1 u knw!

Congrats to dem, wishing dem more and more of gud tins.

Hmmm, Accept my sympathy sir. + based on d fact dat ur marriage with lilian and ezinne was without an issue(child) dont u tink dat on d long run u need a check up too?

Brb...

Nyashh tearing and leg breaking falls

Dis ur eye shadow
Dey pursue beta persons commot.

Pardeeeen

Na she sabbi.its her life,watever she wants,she do do with it.

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]U people can never be satisfied.watin d woman do una now??madam no mind Dem ,u fyn pass all of them.

1. What’s your Nigerian name? TEMITOPE SOME BODY

2. Were you Born in Nigeria? YES KE

3. Favourite Nigerian movie? NIL

4. Favourite Nigerian song? (sing it & not add background music. LOL) INSPIRATIONAL SONGS

5. Favourite Nigerian food? YAM AND EGG, MOIMOI

6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ? SINCE I WAS BORN TILL NOW.
7. What tribe are you? PROUDLY YORUBA

8. Say something in your tribal language? KI LO FE GBO?

9. What do you like most about Nigeria? DIVERSITY IN CULTURE, ABILITY TO SURVIVE ANYWHERE AND UNDER ANY CONDITION

10. What do you hate most about Nigeria? POOR ELECTRICITY, CORRUPTION.

11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames? TOPSIKA, TOPINSYN, TEMISMITH

12. What makes you different from other Nigerians? D FACT DAT AM DIFFERENT

13. Do you speak your language? YES KE

14. Do you speak pidgin English? BEFOR NKO

15. What around your house represents your culture? AMALA

16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture? Is it true that yoruba people deficate in deir eating plate?

Clap for urself.

Ebariba! Qwat! Is dat d aftermat of plastic surgery or wat?

I reserve my curse

Wishing her long life and prosperity...

Liar!

Space booked for frontpage use!

She is not used to gallpos. Na d gallop wey dey naija fall her. Accept my sympathy. Hope say u no wound?

All join! Practice makes perfect.

Wher is d faze and shidren?

Sighs she is a mammy water

I will need a spectacle to judge dis beta.

?. Settle ur fight with google.