Newboss:
Yeah, you sure did run a DNA test on her over the texts!

What do you really understand by the term "reboot"?

Hands down. You're right

Newboss:
Yeah, that's because she's a rebooted Nigerian girl! A typical Nigerian girl can't last 31 minutes before she begs to pull out

What dyu mean by rebooted anyway?
According to the biology of genetics, she was born that way, no need for reboot

This thread sha. Bro Ford Explorers fall on you.
I still maintain that Africa is behind

Newboss:
Yeah, he's so cute he electrocuted a white lady turning her into his sugar mama, and made Annie one of his numerous baby mamas

Considering how you're about to make Bibidear sleep late tonight, I'd say you're a magnet yourself

TheManofTomorrow:
Only playboys and dumbboys see intelligent (not smart ladies) as a threat. I personally love intelligent ladies. The only problem mature guys have with such guys is that most of them intelligent ladies don't like to submit themselves to their hubby. If intelligent ladies can get over this attitude, I'm sure brighter days awaits them.

It's not like they can't submit. At work I'm an equal to all the guys BTW I'm the only lady lol.
You don't expect me to show weakness in that kind of scenario. Men will think because you're aggressive and bold at work you'd be proud and controlling at home. It's not like that. Try me first.

Newboss:
Yeah, you sure won't like the face except you love 2face

Well, let's see the face first. Guy's actually cute.
Ps: 'I have a Christian name' I call that Christianity by association. Lol

I don't understand this fuss about Oral B it's not curing my teeth sensitivity. What's the best toothpaste anyway. This Sensodyne thing I'm using now, I can't even feel my teeth. Now I'm scared to brush with it

That keeping other people's secrets doesn't mean they'll keep yours.

Your face

Newboss:
Yeah, you win!

Another Nigeria lady is rebooted!

You could as well just change status on whatapp to "dumb"... That would be better that being dumb

Newboss:


You don't chew candies... You lick them. Don't bite your tongue harder next year.

They can punctuate even their noses and eyeballs, so long as they can flow from convo to convo faster than Congolese move around Congo

Lol. You're wrong, you eat candies and ice creams not lick 'em. Reminds me of when Nk argued with me about tap water
I said 'the tap is running '
She said 'rushing'is the correct word.
Whatdya think?

Newboss:
Yeah, you sure have decided to be dumber than you were last 3 years when you bit your tongue while licking candy

Tch how's that even dumb. I know you love your girls punctuating each phrase with 'like'or 'am'

I love this topic! Talking about shiet that must end this year. Smart girls get friend zoned.
I'm a living witness. One even told me to my face
'Temi you're too intelligent' most of my friends are boys and they've told about my being too smart.
I've decided to try being dumb in the coming year. All my dumb friends are married.

Mostly true.
4. There's this notorious thief that has been stealing fowls since November
6; water is a touchy subject in December
7: In fact, we dey beg NEPA to comot light self.

Nawteemaxie:
Now I`m supposed to type "RIP" abi?
These cone headed women will never learn anything! All the way from Lagos to one brown roofed community and even gave offering of 50k, for dudu osun and the ewedu soup he poured on her, in the quest of a child she can adopt freely from any orphanage around.

SMBalls!

You speak without sense. Is adoption like buying babies from baby factories? have ever experienced desperation ?

With that Aboki in blue number SMH, Davido's uncle is actually thin.

1234onyekwe:
I can imagine kettle calling pot black.

Your opinion, you're entitled.

Uhhhhn... Not in all cases. One of my friends mum is still poor though her husband is rich. That man did a number on my ego. I work like a man and my attitude is aggressive. She's put the woman through a lot that she's now hypertensive.
Marrying a man for money is still a bad move

wonukwuru:
. Birds of the same feather. Married for only 18months and got divorced because of your bad behaviour. You are not even qualified to talk about marriage. I'm not surprised by your comment.

Sir, about the "deliberately taking in" do what one of my Bosses did. *IMPLANT* it cannot be removed without your consent, his wife tried it and the hospital called him. Why not start her business with less money so she can practice with little at least you'd know if she'd succeed or fail. Peace brother.

1234onyekwe:
Yes I knew she was after money ,but just giving her a benefit of doubt.

She refuses to speak to you and you still think she's after your money? Which money self.
She's probably easing you out due to lack of chemistry or interest.
Every broke dude think girls are after their money these days.

I google checked. Sounds legit Mr Skeptical above me. Not everyone wants to live a borrowed life

BeansAndBread:
I think this is caused because we've over adopted the Western Culture. I'll speak for Islam only; Islamically a woman bears her father's name even after marriage. So if you'll find in many strict Islamic countries women despite after marriage still bear names like Zainab bint Mu'awiyah(Zainab daughter of Mu'awiyah).

So we need to do away with the Western Culture and adopt the Islamic one I know some people will pounce on me but that's the hard reality, we're still under the clutches of colonialism.

Even in African culture you're still your father's child

She must have trained her son well, he sings songs that give respect to women. THUMBS UP

smulti:


if sex after marriage was of God's plan couple would've received their joy stick and vagina on their wedding day
.

F. U. N. N. Y

Just googled the Michael Jordan case. LudaChris Bridges and Odunlade will make more money sueing Nigerian barbers.

aureen:



Continue to Whine like a child it's good for your health
Raised in hate, go and meet your parent and relatives I didn't raise you

Idiot girl I can't play with you. Still brainless at your age?? whoever raised you did bad
See you in the new year. Remember to ask God for intuition during crossover service

aureen:



Point of correction half literate I am not the cause of your problems I didn't ask your parents to raise a child that hate the men of God, what a shame

If you can insult the men of God you can equally insult your parents for raising you in hate

Go and meet your parents that raised you to become verbally abusive, I didn't raise you

I'd buy you a dictionary but that will be an insult to kindergarteners. You obviously need to broaden your conversational corpus

aureen:


You are tired of whining like a child, your parent and relatives will know that they have failed when they see your posts which promote verbal abuse

Point of correction half literate, I actually have parents whom I respect that I can't compare them with any skeleton infested pastor whose real life is hidden in glamour.
Girl, I woulda said 'think ' but you've lost that commonplace ability. Shame! Utmost shame!

aureen:


I repeat I pity you and all you can only do is whine like a child, the day you will be charged for verbal abuse is coming and your parents, relatives and children looking up to you in the society will not be happy when they find out the truth about you

You're an epitome of failed parenthood! I quite understand your gruesome plight. It suits you.

aureen:



I pity you

Continue to insult people it's very good for your health but one day you will be charged to court for verbal abuse which is punishable under the LAW and heaven will not fall then people will know who you truly are 

I pity your parents, you repeating comments on different posts is a sign of rotten brain and shallow mindset

This aureen girl is something else. It's gross immaturity insulting everyone whose opinion dissents from yours. BTW no one has a worse fate than one whose life goals are based on the existence of another. Babe build your own dream.
PS. Bullying others and still yelling bully shows lack of logical thinking based on *an inconsistent brain*
PPS.
Your parents are obviously bad examples that's why you need to study the life of a pastor you don't even know.
Oya insult me. Mannerless thing

Mum and Dad 10years and I think it's a good marriage. My dad gives her respect. She's a smart woman though

What tha He**!? my breath is surely taken away