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CAN OUR WOMEN ACCEPT THIS ADVICE
THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY MRS MARTHA DE PURENEZ, WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE, AND SHE SAID THIS.

"I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise."

ITEMS

1. The husband is always right

2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn't work

3. *The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed*

4. *If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened*

5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed

6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over

7. Before going to bed the wife must be in her nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at any time he feels like

8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens

9. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything

10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision
11. The husband n*ever* comes home late, he is in a meeting

12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting

13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home

14. *The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night*

15. The wife never goes to her husband's office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one

16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if it’s her own money

17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband's advantage

18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed

19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him

20. The wife must respect the husband's orders carefully

21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public

22.. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband

23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband

NB: THE POWER OF THE WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS Please forward this e-mail to your friends especially Girl friends, this will help them very much.

Kind Regards

A male friend sent this to me on whatsapp. I see this as a move by dictatorial and autocratic men to cage women unto perpetual slavery

I won't beat the girl, I'd just smack myself on the floor and start wailing, she won't have an option but to wail and agonize with me. That's not naira fa! Ehiscot respect

APCsupporter:
they should have used a full-bloooded african like me. I can endure 3x the pain

your moniker says it all, APC= PAIN

loooool

My neighbour is married to an irresponsibility personified because of teenage pregnancy.
After all threats, my Mom later confessed after my Uni Ed that she'd never abandon such a daughter but let her learn from the mistake, *I'd do just that".

BuariCopyPaste:
O support Kanu on this.........

They are among the richest pastors in the world yet they do nothing for their teeming poor followers.

so it's your corrupt rapist Islamic clerics with the sense of a six yr old that's better?

Amaechi should come and see this nobody should waste our billions. we never chop reach belle

TheSociopath:
Hello ma, pls can I have your contact? I'm applying for MSc Mathematics in Unilorin. Thanks in advance

sorry not my shot, can't help. read more comments and reach others. Good luck

agrovick:
Two of you should get a room and kiss and make up

unfortunately, men don't do petty talks

fyneguy:
Calm down - your dad is likely to be my employee.

I asked that question to help you figure out why failure *had been* your middle-name.

by the way, keep off this thread - not for airheads.

laughing my joyous self to drunken stupor. Slowpoke it took you this long to contact your shit carrier father to solicit for words. BTW I cant share a common name with your mum since she failed to train you well.
PS: My Dad is not a scavenger nor shit carrier, that fate is reserved for your washed out generation
PPS: Ajekun Iya lo fe je. keep trying
cc: agrovick ioreth69 Tazroid

fyneguy:
What was your JAMB score?

Is that the reason your destiny is depressed?

Op, that's a book! if I didn't read that, I doubt 20 out of 1000 will

So, they had to hire Chinese men just to plant trees? koi tii ye mi

Number one thing is common sense imbibed in maturity then a sane mouth which the poster above me does not have access to.

[quote author=fcacfc post=56815010]pls help a brother.....i need the money badly...



i am.planning to gatecrash at agege centre lagos..


but can you give me the tricks to use



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lemme know your course, there are priority courses. For instance, English studies are considered before linguistics

been texting all my friends, time for the cool cash. I harvested 14k last year.making my moves in preparation

Only graduates of related subjects can mark. Waec results not needed. fcacfc

kennygee:
Na Wetin dey tire me for una matter be that.

After making a good hit movie. Instead of moving on to a better movie, una go do part 2,3 and 4 and mess up the first lasting impression of the first movie.

They better not mess this up.

calm down, I'm sure it's going to be like some Tyler Perry twain. real stuff all through *wink*

Mophasa:
Sisi calm down

Fayose is a good man, he will surely do the needful

tell that to people who have bills to pay that's nine months if you care. blind followers everywhere

[quote author=Mophasa post=56108032]Oshokomole 1 of the yoruba Kingdom

The only man that saw the future and predicted what would happen in Aso Rock

Greater than Awolowo

Greater than Tinubu
Greater than OBJ

The greatest yoruba man dead or alive

Long live Peter "The Rock" Ayodele Fayose
Long Live Ekiti state

Please continue the good works you are doing in Ekiti state and Nigeria at large
We the true Democrats of the federal Republic are solidly behind you[
Boda you don't think o, or maybe you don't know what is going on. My mum and her colleagues are yet to be paid September salary in May, is that life the thunder that will fire him will liase with the Ogun of Ire

Tolexander:
Success has many friends and relatives!

Winner takes it all
looser standing small
Beside the victory
that's her destiny

None of our celebrities did this when Samuel Peter was defeated by this same beast (Wladimir Klitschko) Anthony Joshua beat.

That was not in the age of social Media, I remember. best phone then for students were motorazor and sagem

Are you even a Christian? the Bible says judge not besides when last have you picked your Bible to share the word? I think the world would be a better place if we have more of them. they don't steal, a pity they don't do politics

Had to force my lazy brain to do the maths by placing 77 on 53 and I got 24 ah

IpobExposed:
All this IPOB and bad news

Boda is sick

Try Nigerian local government secretariats or village schools where students don't come during planting and harvest seasons

YeebosAreFools:
Igbos una see una life? Igbos are big disgrace to Nigeria!

See your life the guy's actually Yoruba. but Lagos can hype rubbish o. last I saw him on tv, a cockroach wouda done better .


Boda, who's the fool

see role models and my Aunt thinks they are doing me

OP you can only sway Virgins by instructions who feel entitled. some remain by choice. eat your bs, I know those, I feel lucky not privileged. Your case is so bad you have to wish bad luck on virgins. I shake head

skimmy005:
mumu na u knw english pass cowardd mumu na u knw english pass cowardd

Delinquent, t'would be a spiffing experience pissing on your grave one day.

skimmy005:
baba bucenear is different from the rest our purpose is to fite oppression to support save help each oda,

I'd believe that when you start writing English correctly

She wore, it's just not the type you're used to- the cushioned type