Please what is she selling?

A good brain reset will interpret that students are not in session. Who then would report?

NaijaMutant:
I've always known this school to be so backward.

A tragedy like this happened since yesterday and no student is social media savvy to report it.

I don't even think there's a nairalander in that school.

so backward.

Maybe they're just responsible enough not to be posting pictures instead of helping in a tragic situation. Which school you go self. Auntie backwards? Seems being a Nairalander is now a gift voucher.

Option 1 *what would I be doing in a 5year relationship?
Option 2* how come girls are never tested? Too much stress and tension on the men.
Option 3. * even if you stayed it might still be for the money, it's a win win

whateverkay:
You call fried rice and eggs crappy food? God bless president Buhari.

Soro niyen? How could you call that fried rice? It means you have been feeding poor in your own home. Gbenu sohun!

That's the worth of my carry bag

Sirgay:
I just checked your d.p everything on you isn't up to #10,000.

Copy copy people I remember when Iya Mulika started selling puffpuff that's how Iya Saamu too started her own. Just go to front page

Sirgay:
This is proven theory, this is what you will do, without her asking promise her #20,000 in the next 7days, watch how she will call you everyday, text you, ask about your work and family, this will go consistently for the next 6days, then on day 7, watch how she will call you through out that day. don't pick to know the number of times she will call you. the higher the number the higher she loves and care about you.

lalasticlala

You are cheap and surrounded with broke irresponsible people like yourself

I'm sure you're not ready yet, if you are there's food section on Nairaland or just ask your next door neighbor. My point is, get serious instead of creating threads

Reyus:
That old woman needs to get off from that road. It's risky to her life and other road users.
State governments should get mechanical street sweepers as below. It not that expensive.

What happens then to low income earners like that woman. Please use your sense next time by Saying something practical

GreatSE:
That Guy lying there is DEAD.... this is pure damage control by OBIANO media and his military collaboration.....

please how is blood pink in colour? keep lying it's actually the people that believe he's dead that I blame

Better than those drugs that later mess up their lives. besides sports men don't dope

Alcatraz005:
Any attempt to reduce tribalism or to compromise the anonymity enjoyed on nairaland would only see to its rapid demise.

The site is a legacy that has gone beyond you.

NB: Don't ever think of clamping down on tribalism on this board. It is the real way we feel about ourselves in

Thank you.

so you think you're making sense. Even men that tie wrapper (figuratively) and sit on low women stools to chat like morons come to nairaland commenting their low sense and weak gray matter. I think this IPOB/AFONJA shat is absolutely reserved for the dregs and low lives who can't even raise hands in public. #strongpeople don't hide to throw pebbles. if you're above 25 think, and employ your senses more. this is sick Seun should do something nairaland is losing credibility.

Davash222:
Can anything good come from the 'Waste'

at least we try to guard our own and keep them in proper check. the *blunders* of the *Heist* always being disgraceful.

emmasege:
Someone close to the Ooni should please advise him to keep his wife/wives and marriage from the public. She ridiclules our culture and tradition. Until Ooni Sijuwade died, none of his wives was given prominence like this Edoite. Who among the frontline Yoruba kings from Alaafin to Alake to Awujale (etc) flaunts his wife and gives them so much prominence as the current Ooni does. Some of them might probably have more beautiful, classy and elagant wives than Ooni Ogunwusi.

Why won't an olori misbehave when she's given a wrong impression that she's a kind of First Lady in Yoruba land by following the king everywhere he goes? Reduce her influence and prominence to the palace, and see her comport herself accordingly. In Yoruba land, if a queen misbehaves, it is less of an issue because the king can always shift to the next olori.

Ooni should please cut this woman to her size.

uhn! pls someone should give me the meme with Odun adekola holding slippers. she offend you before?

Being single is embarrassing, every tom and eve make it a point to advise me about my inexistent love life every weekend. that's why. there. said it

My former boss, one manipulative bastard without principles. Though my present boss is one hard woman and uncrackable I still like her. she's principled.

A major reason no one should EVER criticize Jehovah Witnesses

Lala what? this thread had been turned into a bad comedy. those agbaaya lol. I no yab una oo pls. lol

Coolsegs10 Ayanfeoluwaoba today's dose please. Thanks a lot, it's good having it on the go as I usually misplace my manual when I carry it around

pressplay411:


Tekno u mean.
Nice observation. Very few Nigerian songs lyrics make sense when dissected.

NO NO No Runtown emphatically. my boss subjects me to hours of Runtown on repeat.

How much did he buy the song from Runtown ?
7th mistake: I'm sure he didn't pay for fall on you. same writer or are they siblings?

marvin902:



MY DEAR STOP THINKING WITH YOUR FLAT ASS..
AND KNOW WHEN SOMEONE IS BEING SARCASTIC..
STILL HATE THE US SHA..
I AINT A FAN OF WAR BUH IF IT STARTS ITS THE US THATS GONNA DRAW FIRST BLOOD..
AND THATS WHAT NK WANTS..
LEAVING CHINA WITH NO CHOICE THAN TO SUPPORT NK

Abeg there is nothing sarcastic in negativity puhhlease

Lukmann1:
70 dayses? I don't think i can did that.

Bro nobody needs it more than you

Why front page anyway? no content, abnormal story with wrong source

jogbo bi pro jogbo bi orogbo. Rest in peace Baba. May God give our generation this type of wisdom

CAN OUR WOMEN ACCEPT THIS ADVICE
THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY MRS MARTHA DE PURENEZ, WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE, AND SHE SAID THIS.

"I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise."

ITEMS

1. The husband is always right

2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn't work

3. *The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed*

4. *If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened*

5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed

6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over

7. Before going to bed the wife must be in her nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at any time he feels like

8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens

9. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything

10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision
11. The husband n*ever* comes home late, he is in a meeting

12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting

13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home

14. *The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night*

15. The wife never goes to her husband's office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one

16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if it’s her own money

17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband's advantage

18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed

19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him

20. The wife must respect the husband's orders carefully

21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public

22.. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband

23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband

NB: THE POWER OF THE WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS Please forward this e-mail to your friends especially Girl friends, this will help them very much.

Kind Regards

A male friend sent this to me on whatsapp. I see this as a move by dictatorial and autocratic men to cage women unto perpetual slavery

I won't beat the girl, I'd just smack myself on the floor and start wailing, she won't have an option but to wail and agonize with me. That's not naira fa! Ehiscot respect

APCsupporter:
they should have used a full-bloooded african like me. I can endure 3x the pain

your moniker says it all, APC= PAIN

loooool

My neighbour is married to an irresponsibility personified because of teenage pregnancy.
After all threats, my Mom later confessed after my Uni Ed that she'd never abandon such a daughter but let her learn from the mistake, *I'd do just that".